From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 177
Chapter 177 Traffic Police Brigade
“Spread out! Spread out all of you …”
Chen Guangda roared out in shock. He was very clear about the leaping corpse’s destructive power. Just as he was shouting, the leaping corpse pulled out another claw and took out a person’s heart. Everyone immediately dispersed in fear. Chen Guangda hurriedly pushed the two of them away, rushed forward, and shot at the leaping corpse crazily.
“Ga ~”
The monster cried out and was immediately knocked over. However, countless sparks were bouncing back and forth on its body, causing the monster to roll all over the ground. However, the monster was unable to die. It was just walking. With a crack of the gun, the monster jumped on the ground and jumped up in an instant.
“Elite team, hurry up and get into the trap …”
Zhang Mang twitched a shotgun and shot forward. The leaping corpse was knocked over again, but there was no need for him to give the order. The two of them had already taken out a large net made of steel wire and were shaking it away like a fish throwing a net to cover the leaping corpse.
“Ga ~”
The jumping corpse on the ground was instantly covered. Unexpectedly, its sharp claws immediately pierced a hole, but another net also followed. The two nets directly entangled with its body, and the jumping corpse rolled and barked like a mad dog inside. Yang Hao, who had been preparing for the attack, immediately saw the right moment and shot his only corpse claw arrow.
Puchi ~
The corpse claw arrows were all made of thin steel bars. The heavy body of the arrow and the sharp claws of the corpse instantly broke open the scales of the jumping corpse and nailed it into its head without any suspense. But who knew that this damn thing had not yet been killed? Its claws suddenly tore open the trap net in an instant.
“This daddy is driving you crazy …”
Chen Guangda suddenly rushed forward and slammed his spear on the back of the jumping corpse’s head. The jumping corpse immediately fell to the ground, and Chen Guangda’s attack followed suit. He directly stomped on its back, and the Corpse Claw Spear in his hand stabbed into the back of its head in an instant.
“Go down and reunite with your brother …”
Chen Guangda forcefully twisted the Corpse Claw Spear. The jumping corpse finally trembled and no longer moved. Chen Guangda heaved a sigh of relief. He pulled out the Corpse Claw Spear and smiled at Yang Hao, “From now on, you have three Corpse Claw Arrows. I’ll be waiting for you to display your divine might in the future!”
“Heavens! This damn thing is a jumping corpse! Isn’t this scale too hard …”
Zhang Mang, who saw the jumping corpse for the first time, was almost dumbfounded. He walked up and carefully observed the jumping corpse. The scattered crowd also ran back one after another. Chen Guangda then explained, “Look carefully, this is the jumping corpse that I told you all yesterday. You must not act recklessly when you encounter this kind of thing. Do you have to understand it?”
“Master Guang! You’ve really killed this thing with your bare hands before. Aren’t you too awesome …”
The group of people looked at the jumping corpse with lingering fear. If it wasn’t for Chen Guang’s early experience, they would have all been told to stay here. Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and said proudly, “That was my most glorious achievement. I directly stabbed it in the eye with Yang Hao’s arrow. Our Corpse Claw Spear is a souvenir of this contribution!”
“I think if I peel off this guy’s skin, I should be able to make a Dragon Scaled Armor. This defense is definitely amazing …”
Mu Xiaoqi also came up curiously and kicked the jumping corpse. He naturally coveted the scales on his body. Chen Guangda nodded and said, “When we get back, we’ll make eight more Corpse Claw Spears from the claws of this guy. The eight of them will be rewarded to the eight bravest people in today’s battle. They can directly join our elite brigade and enjoy the title and treatment of a real corpse collector!”
“Yeah ~”
The group of people cheered excitedly. Some of them screamed in excitement. Then, they turned around and rushed towards the compound. A group of people had turned from survivors into ghosts and entered the village. The huge courtyard was thrown into chaos by them, and the living corpses fell one after another like chives.
“See? No one is born a fearless warrior. As long as you give them confidence, the mud can be pasted on the wall …”
Chen Guangda was very satisfied with his cigarette. Under the stimulation of both material and honor, these people were as brave as chicken blood. Zhang Mang was also very gratified and said, “Yes! If there were a few more battles like this, we would have a team that could fight head-on!”
“Let’s do our ideological work well first. These people have complicated backgrounds. I don’t want a few people who are half-hearted to appear in my nest …”
Chen Guangda patted his shoulder. In the end, he was still worried about these people. In just half a cigarette’s time, Cheng Yaning and the others had already been rescued. When they left the house, there seemed to be more than a dozen of them. But now, there were only seven or eight people left. Two of them were obviously injured.
“Officer Chen! Thank you so much. I apologize for my attitude last night …”
Cheng Yaning was so excited that he almost cried. His team members were also ashamed, but Chen Guangda smiled and said, “Now you know that I’m a good person. There are some things I have to do, but if you think it through, I welcome all of you to join our team and build our beautiful homeland at any time!”
“As long as you don’t dislike it, it’s good. We’ve already discussed it. We will definitely follow you this time …”
Cheng Yaning nodded heavily. The remaining few people did not hesitate to express their stance. Chen Guangda laughed and said, “It’s time to sweep the area. The elite team will be on guard outside the village. The rest of them will start searching for supplies for me. We’ll start our gang here at noon.”
“Be careful, don’t just take things and let the living corpse go dark …”
Zhang Mang hurriedly followed his orders and called for a few more people to stay behind to collect the corpses. Only then did he carry his gun and patrol the town with Chen Guangda. It was clear that humans had never visited this place before. All sorts of things were still like the doomsday had fallen. Everything seemed to be sealed in dust.
“Do you think this popsicle can be eaten if you bring it back and freeze it again?”
The two of them staggered to a commissary. The freezer at the entrance of the store hadn’t been put in yet. The two living corpses were still trapped in the store and desperately slammed the door. However, the two of them didn’t care at all. They directly opened the freezer door and looked inside. Most of the cold drinks had already turned into mud paste. Most of the drinks were well preserved.
“I won’t eat even if I can. What if I get diarrhea …”
Chen Guangda twisted open a bottle of cola and drank a large mouthful. Zhang Mang nodded and gave up the idea of gluttony. He tore a packet of spicy sticks from the side and began to eat. A group of members immediately ran over and stabbed the living corpse in the door. Then, they directly got a tricycle and started to drag the goods inside.
“Heh ~ There’s still someone who rents VCDs in this town. I haven’t seen them for many years …”
Zhang Mang suddenly kicked open the door of a small shop. Seeing that the boss was hanging straight on the beam, his tongue almost sticking out of his chin. However, the two of them did not care about the movies inside. Then, they heard Zhang Mang ask, “Who is your idol? A familiar woman or a jade woman?”
“I used to like Big Sister Zhi Ling. Now that she’s old, I like Guo Biting. That girl looks very comfortable. What about you …”
Chen Guangda stretched out his hand and pulled open a small drawer. He took out a pile of wool sheets and waved it proudly. Zhang Mang rolled his eyes and said, “What kind of taste do you have? I like the four most familiar women in China, Xu Qing, Jiang Wenli, Ning Jing and Liu Xiaoqing. Especially Liu Xiaoqing is my favorite. That old woman is simply a top-grade beauty!”
“Holy shit! This taste of yours is really extraordinary! Brother, I’m willing to give in …”
Chen Guangda shook his head in admiration. He picked up a few discs and walked out. Many of the streets were selling fruit and vegetables. There were also several delicatessens. However, the fruits and vegetables were basically rotten. Only potatoes and other things were still stubbornly preserved. Even the beef in the delicatessens had been eaten up by the living corpses.
“Chief! What if we find a truck full of milk covers? Take it or leave it …”
Zhu Jinwen stood behind a van and suddenly shouted. The two of them immediately became interested. They ran behind the buns and saw that the carriage was indeed full of women’s underwear. There were also quite a few stockings of various styles. Zhang Mang tore a black silk over his head and laughed lascivious, “Do I look like a robber?”
“You look like a freaky gay man to me …”
Chen Guangda laughed and tied a red bra to his head. When the two of them got the car started at the same time, he saw that Yang Hao was carrying an arcade machine. Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise, “Why are you carrying this thing? You guys still want to go back and play games!”
“That’s right! There’s no entertainment this evening, either gambling or going to Phoenix Brothel. How healthy is it to get a few game consoles and go back to play …”
Yang Hao looked at him with a sad expression. Chen Guangda thought about it very well, so he waved his hand and asked people to carry a few more. However, Chen Guangda still focused on the seeds. He had people move all the seeds and fertilizer in the shop. He even deliberately went far away to get a lot of plastic sheeting from the greenhouses.
“After all the vegetables are planted, the pressure on food will be greatly reduced …”
Chen Guangda looked at the cart full of seeds. His mind was full of future planting plans. However, his walkie-talkie suddenly rang. He heard Wang Zhe shouting, “Captain! Radar found three cars coming towards us. They should be the new survivors!”
“Haha! Another rookie has arrived. Let’s tease them …”
The two of them immediately looked at each other and smiled, but both of them were extremely wicked. The riot control car that was overturned by the side of the road had already been towed out. Without saying a word, the two of them got into the riot control car and called several of Cheng Yaning’s policemen together. Then, they drove another police car and headed straight for the main road outside the town.
“Very awesome, a luxury car with water …”
As soon as he left town, he noticed three cars coming from the opposite direction. The leader was a big red Porsche Cayenne, followed by BMW X6 and Land Rover Aurora. The three cars were clearly heading towards the settlement camp. Chen Guangda immediately stepped on the accelerator and rushed out. He shouted across the road, “Stop! Pull over and accept the inspection!”
“Creak ~”
The three cars immediately stopped. The people in the car were all shocked to the point of widening their eyes. There were even a few who were rubbing their eyes with all their might. They were deeply afraid that something might happen to them. However, the riot control car had the words “special police” written on it. The one behind it was even a standard police car.
“Wow ~ Police! It’s the police …”
The three cars instantly let out loud cheers. Everyone in the car was excited to the point of dancing and dancing. Chen Guangda, who was holding back a stomach full of bad water, laughed wickedly again. He gripped the shouting device and shouted, “Everyone, get off the car. Men, women, and men stand apart. Put your hands on the roof!”
The dozen or so people in the car jumped down without hesitation and placed their hands on the roof. However, even so, their faces were still filled with ecstasy. Seeing Chen Guangda wearing a pair of goggles and jumping off the riot control car, Zhang Mang hurriedly found a pair of sunglasses to act tough. The policemen behind him were also holding back and pretending to be serious.
“Officer! We are all good citizens. We have never done anything bad …”
The leading middle-aged man couldn’t wait to cry out. His mouth was still as bright as a lotus flower. Who knew that Chen Guangda would snort coldly when he walked over and say, “I don’t care if you guys did anything bad. You guys just exceeded the speed limit by 50%. Take out all your driver’s licenses and deduct six points from the fine of 200!”
“Ah?”
The group of people were instantly stunned, their mouths growing bigger and bigger.