From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 167
Chapter 167 Hu Yidao’s Dilemma
As he pushed his cup and changed it, Liu Yanhong’s charming face became more and more charming. The more Chen Guangda looked at her, the more he felt like the younger version of Xu Qing. However, he didn’t drink much wine, but he really ate a big pot of dumplings. Liu Yanhong said angrily, “This is the first time I’ve seen someone come to eat like this. You don’t want to eat back your capital, do you?” It’s so hard to earn a little money from you! ”
“Hehe ~ It’s not as delicious as dumplings, it’s not as fun as sister-in-law. I’m going to eat dumplings first and then play with sister-in-law …”
Chen Guangda put down the ocean bowl with satisfaction, patted his belly and lit another cigarette, but he did not flirt with the girls. Liu Yanhong kicked him angrily again and shouted, “Bring him the bill. Since he doesn’t like us, let’s not paste it upside down, don’t give him a discount!”
“F*ck! A hundred kilograms of rice with twenty fish and ten cigarettes? Do you need to pay so much …”
After the twins smiled and handed over a bill, Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately widened, but Liu Yanhong said proudly, “Didn’t Master Hu tell you that I was the most expensive here before you came?” “I only need ten kilograms of rice to chat with people, and my two bottles of Lafite are real, right? It’s considered cheap to accept such a small amount of stuff from you!”
“Motherf*cker! You’re a black shop here, old man. Hu, you treat me and you pay for it. I was slaughtered on your territory, so you have to take responsibility …”
Chen Guangda directly stuffed the bill into Hu Yidao’s arms. Who knew that Hu Yidao would be embarrassed when he hugged the bill? Liu Yanhong even laughed loudly and said, “Him!” “Today, it’s obvious that he’s here to eat. Don’t look at Master Hu calling the wind and rain. His pocket is always cleaner than his face. If he finds a little sister, he’ll either renege on his debts or give her credit. He has already hung a few tons of debts with me, right?”
“Haha ~ My wife is tight. Our expenses here are indeed quite large. There are so many people under us to support, and the fence has to be repaired and strengthened every day …”
Hu Yidao rubbed the bill and smiled. His face stiffened. It was obvious that he was embarrassed. Chen Guangda rolled his eyes dejectedly and took out the walkie-talkie from his waist. He shouted, “Bring me fifty fish to Phoenix Brothel and pour them at the door of the imperial concubine’s room on the fifth floor. Open the cans of pickled herring and throw them over!”
“Aiya! You stinky, wicked bastard! I won’t be able to do business once I open the can of herring …”
Liu Yanhong was so frightened that she hurriedly jumped up. She hurriedly asked the two girls to go out and stop her. After all, the canned herring could be used as a biological weapon. She opened the chest together to ensure that the smell of the living corpses was terrifying.
Chen Guangda, holding a cigarette in his mouth, collapsed onto the ancient couch beside him and lazily said, “Old Hu! You dragged me here, it shouldn’t be just to take care of your old friend’s business. If you have anything to say, hurry up and say it. I still have business to attend to later!”
“You two stay outside and don’t let anyone near …”
Liu Yanhong’s expression suddenly became serious. After the twins obediently left, she directly brewed two cups of hot tea and handed Hu Yidao a map. Then, she obediently squatted beside Hu Yidao and pinched his leg.
“Brother! Let me tell you the truth. I really want to marry Yanhong as my wife, but my wife is too fierce. If I hadn’t tried my best to stop Yanhong, she would have already killed me …”
Hu Yidao put down the map. She said bitterly, “I had no choice but to put her here. Fortunately, everyone is showing off. I know that Yanhong is only a front here. She only plays with the twins when she comes, so Yanhong has never been touched by anyone except me. Let her go tonight. Her kung fu is pretty good!”
“I think they’re all here for this map. That’s why idiots spend so much money playing with twins …”
Chen Guangda spread out the map on the table. As expected, many instructions were marked on the map. Hu Yidao nodded and said, “This map is worth a lot of money. It was all traced out with human lives. The size of the living corpse and the location of the mutated monster were all traced out. Don’t tell my wife about this. Yanhong pointed at it and ate. I spent a lot of money to collect it.”
“Although I have hatred for Master Hu in the past and he has ruined my promise, but I am satisfied that he can do it …”
Liu Yanhong gently sat in Hu Yidao’s arms and kissed him on the face with satisfaction. However, Chen Guangda took out a fountain pen and drew a few more crosses on the map. Then, he threw the pen away and said, “Don’t say that I didn’t take care of you, brother. Tomorrow, you will send a few people out with me. All the living corpses in Huang Town will be slaughtered by me!”
“Really? There are at least a thousand living corpses in the town, right? You’ll be slaughtered by a few dozen of you …”
Hu Yidao looked at him in shock, but Chen Guangda said disdainfully, “Do I need to brag to you about such a shitty thing? However, I say, how did you end up as the boss? You didn’t even clean up the small wave of zombies. You just knew that you were hiding here to collect the rent. When all the men here die, you’ll be finished sooner or later!”
“It’s really not like before. At that time, everyone could get food when they went out. The sisters worked very hard even if they were lucky. There were men who spent a lot of money every day, but now everyone can break their heads for two packets of noodles …”
Liu Yanhong hurriedly nodded her head and said, “There are really fewer and fewer men nowadays. I estimate that there are only 200 men and women nodding. However, there are still some who hide outside the factory area in order to not pay the protection fee and take advantage of it. However, I’m afraid that there won’t be too many of them. The maximum number of men and women is only one or two hundred!”
“Old man! Hu! What a good hand! I forcibly made you my husband …”
Chen Guangda looked at him with hatred, but Hu Yidao scratched his head and said bitterly, “I can’t control this dead person. I’ve already sent people to train them free of charge. Even our caretaker skills were taught to them back then. I can’t gather them together and charge into the county. Aren’t all cockroaches dead?”
‘”Do you know where your biggest problem lies? Your people are completely scattered. Everyone immediately scatters when something happens. Just think about how few of us we are today, and we’ve already raided your nest …”
Chen Guangda’s face was filled with contempt. Hu Yidao immediately shouted, “Then hurry up and think of a way. I know you have the most tricks. Big brother, I’m not hiding anything from you. I’m already overstretched just by eating the rent, and the protection fee has dropped again and again. Yesterday, I was wondering if I should personally lead the team out!”
“Tsk ~ You still have to drink the northwest breeze when you go out. The situation has changed now. Our previous set has long since become obsolete, and we have to upgrade and update it …”
Chen Guangda straightened up and took out a cigarette. Hu Yidao hurriedly lit up the fire for him. Chen Guangda then said, “Actually, it’s already too late to talk about this. The people here are already used to fighting alone. You suddenly asked me to mobilize them to play second fiddle. I dare say that more than half of them will be deserters. Only when they truly see the sweetness will they risk their lives with us!”
“Then we have to think of a way. We can’t just watch such a good gathering place turn into ashes …”
Hu Yidao looked at him with a sad expression. It was as if he had just followed him back then. Chen Guangda swallowed the tea on the table and stood up. He said, “There’s no hurry! I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry. Let me observe for two days before I try to take down a big town within this month!”
“Holy shit! Playing so big …”
Hu Yidao immediately jumped up in surprise, but when he saw Chen Guangda was about to leave with a cigarette, he hurriedly pulled Chen Guangda and said anxiously, “Where are you going? Your wife has Mo Ying to entertain her, so you should stay and try Yanhong and the others’ lives. The three of them are all excellent, and I guarantee they won’t disappoint you!”
“That’s right! People can’t just live for the sake of survival, they also need to enjoy life …”
Liu Yanhong also hurriedly stood up and looked at him with watery eyes. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and walked out of the door. Without turning back, he said, “Hurry up and have everyone close the door. This daddy is going to catch a turtle in a jar tonight to get revenge!”
“Ai ~ He really has changed a lot now. He actually doesn’t even play with women anymore. This was absolutely impossible in the past …”
Hu Yidao looked at Chen Guangda’s flying figure and sighed in disappointment, as if he was getting farther and farther away from him.
However, Liu Yanhong whispered, “This kind of man is the one who really does great things. Your cooperation will definitely make this place better and better. However, you still have to be careful of your wife. She is definitely not someone who is willing to submit to others. Back then, she said that Ding Li was very ugly!”
“Tell your people to shut their mouths. Don’t let Guangda know about this. Otherwise, don’t blame me for turning against you …”
Hu Yidao’s expression suddenly changed. He glared fiercely at Liu Yanhong. Liu Yanhong hurriedly stopped and nodded obediently. Chen Guangda’s side had already arrived on the third floor. Yang Hao happened to come out of a room head-on. There were actually three girls behind him.
“Holy shit! You’re flying three times …”
Chen Guangda stared at him dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, Yang Hao’s cheeks suddenly flushed red. He hurriedly shook his head and said, “No, no! I was chatting with them. They let me know a lot of things here, so I didn’t have to look around to find out!”
“Brother Hao! Come and play again tomorrow. Let’s sing to you together …”
The three ladies shouted. Their smiles were simply more brilliant than anyone else’s, but Chen Guangda grabbed him. Seeing that his backpack was empty, he immediately scolded dejectedly, “Damn you! When are you going to mature, kid? You spent a backpack of food to chat with someone. Where are you going to find such a fat sheep?”
“I gave them food. They haven’t done business for several days. It’s too pitiful. There are two more high school students …”
Yang Hao shyly turned around and smiled at the girls, but Chen Guangda was too lazy to talk to him anymore. He directly ran to the square in the auditorium and saw that Cao Haina, who was hanging from the flagpole, was almost half unconscious. She opened and closed her mouth like a dying catfish.
“Hmph ~ Gloomy Biao! I don’t believe you won’t show up tonight …”
After looking at his watch, Chen Guangda immediately found a vulgar corner cat. Unexpectedly, a woman wearing a mask quickly walked over. After looking around, she stared at Cao Haina. Chen Guangda also slowly pulled out his pistol and smiled sinisterly, “Wait until you run naked, little bitch!”