From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 16
Chapter 16 Spongebob And His Buddies
Chen Guangda’s mouth was so wide open that he could swallow a fist. He simply couldn’t believe his eyes. The terrifying thing that came out of the dark forest was actually a giant sponge baby. Behind him was a group of good brothers, bigger than Ka Qiu, Little Yellow, and a stupid and cute bear!
“Puhahaha …”
The three of them instantly spat out laughter. They covered their bellies and almost cried. No one expected that there were these four living treasures in the park. Even though they knew that they might have four living corpses in their stomachs, they stumbled as they walked. They were so adorable that they almost died. They really couldn’t cause anyone to feel the slightest bit of fear!
“Pudong ~”
The leading SpongeBob suddenly staggered. He immediately struggled heavily on the ground and tripped his brothers to the ground. The four adorable creatures rolled on the ground together. Wang Liqun instantly regained his spirits and raised his chest excitedly, “Brother Guang! Leave these living corpses to me to ensure that the mission is completed successfully!”
As he spoke! He walked up valiantly and carried the wooden spear cut by Chen Guangda last night. He stepped forward and stabbed SpongeBob’s body, aiming at a rough position. However, he failed to hit the vital point a dozen times in a row. Du Juan immediately scolded with disdain, “Idiot! Stab down at its breathable hole! That must be the head!”
Puchi ~
Wang Liqun aimed his spear at the breathable hole, as expected! SpongeBob shook a few times before he stopped moving. He did the same with the remaining ones. He easily dealt with a group of cartoon characters in three or two seconds. However, just as he was about to come back to claim credit, Chen Guangda said indifferently, “Touch if they have cigarettes on them. I’m almost out of cigarettes!”
“Ah? This …”
Wang Liqun was in a dilemma. Looking at the cartoon characters who had been dyed black by the corpse blood, his face suddenly turned red and white. However, under Chen Guangda’s urging, he had no choice but to forcefully pull off the cartoon costumes on their bodies. However, he was immediately stunned by the stench inside, and then cried out with a dejected face, “No!” They are wearing only a pair of underpants and nothing! ”
“Bah ~ Look at your cowardice. How would I know if I didn’t touch you …”
Chen Guangda walked over unhappily. He squatted down without fear and picked up the trouser pockets on the corpse. Soon, he flipped out a few phones and two packs of cigarettes. After looking at Wang Liqun with disdain, he turned around and clicked on the four phones one by one.
All four phones are still powered, Apart from the two locked phones, the information in the other two phones could be seen at a glance. However, most of the messages inside were about pleading for help or dying words. Just looking at them made one feel extremely heavy, and not even a single one of them was useful. Chen Guangda could only put away one of the phones with the most battery and threw the rest on the ground.
“Help! Help us!”
Suddenly! A burst of cries for help came from high up. Chen Guangda subconsciously raised his head to look. There were actually two people on a ferris wheel not far away. They were standing in a cockpit in the lower right corner, waving their hands desperately. They weren’t too high from the ground. From afar, they seemed to be a man and a woman.
“Let’s go! Let’s go take a look …”
Chen Guangda carefully walked over with the electric baton in his hand. However, after they passed through a forest in the middle, they discovered that there were actually four or five living corpses under the Ferris Wheel. They were all stretching out their hands and desperately scratching upwards. Chen Guangda had no choice but to shrug his shoulders to show that he was powerless.
“Don’t leave! Please, as long as you save us, I will give you five hundred thousand. No, no! One million …”
The man in the cabin anxiously lay on the ground and shouted at Chen Guangda desperately. However, Chen Guangda rolled his eyes in anger. He was about to die and wanted money, but it was useless. It was hard to wipe his butt with such trash now, let alone pick up a hundred and eighty thousand yuan.
“Roar ~”
However, before Chen Guangda could turn around, two living corpses suddenly discovered them. They turned around and rushed towards them with large strides. Chen Guangda was startled at first, but then he laughed sinisterly. These two crippled living corpses were actually lame. When they ran, they swayed left and right like boats. Their combat strength was simply too weak.
“Ya!”
Du Juan whispered, He actually turned around and ran with Wang Liqun, but Chen Guangda directly kicked one over. The electric baton in his hand then smashed onto the other’s head. The skull of the living corpse was smashed by him without any suspense, and he fell straight to the ground and twitched. Chen Guangda hurriedly stepped forward and ruthlessly kicked the other living corpse again.
“Wow! Brother Guang is so awesome …”
Du Juan immediately ran back cheerfully. There wasn’t even a trace of guilt on her face, but Chen Guangda didn’t even look at her. He directly took out a remaining coin from his pocket and said with a bitter smile, “Sigh! Send Buddha to the West and save them to the end. Today is considered to be their lucky day!”
‘”Ding ~”
The silver coin was suddenly thrown high into the air by him. After a streak of silver light flashed through the air, it smashed into the head of a zombie. The zombie immediately turned around and saw Chen Guangda waving his hand in the forest. It immediately rushed over excitedly.
“Come quickly! Big brother has a big stick for you to eat …”
Chen Guangda smiled and waved at the living corpse. This petite zombie looked like a female. She was wearing a very sexy leopard print skirt. If she ignored her terrifying appearance, she could be considered a hot girl. However, when she rushed over, Chen Guangda directly threw her to the ground with a stick. He did not have the slightest bit of pity for her.
“Roar ~”
The sound of the female zombie falling to the ground suddenly attracted the attention of the other side. The remaining two tall zombies instantly turned around and rushed over, their speed more than doubling. Chen Guangda’s gaze also became serious. When the zombie rushed over, he immediately jumped to a tree, fiercely smashed out an electric baton from behind, and with a crackling sound, one zombie fell to the ground.
“Die!”
Chen Guangda circled behind the tree like lightning, aiming at the back of the zombie’s head. When the other party fell to the ground, he stepped forward and smashed into the head of another zombie. Who knew that the large zombie would actually be hit by him? Not only did it not die, it also bounced up violently and ruthlessly scratched his chest.
“F*ck!”
Chen Guangda was shocked. He jumped backwards like a grasshopper. When he looked down in panic, three deep scratches had appeared on his chest armor. If he didn’t wear his chest armor, his skin would have been torn open. However, without waiting for him to take a closer look, the black-haired living corpse on the ground actually pounced over.
“Fuck!”
Chen Guangda immediately smashed out with an angry stick. A fellow stabbed into the other party’s mouth. Without hesitation, he pressed the button on the handle. A crackling sound could be heard. The tall living corpse instantly twitched and fell to the ground. Its entire body twisted like a cramp. Chen Guangda took the opportunity to kick him to the ground and heavily smashed his head twice.
“Hu ~ I’m scared to death …”
Chen Guangda patted his chest and heaved a long sigh of relief. However, when he subconsciously looked at the ferris wheel again, he immediately became happy. The young man and woman were crawling down quickly. However, neither of them wore clothes. The long-haired girl only tied a leather cushion around her waist. The boy below was simply naked.
“Haha ~ Brother really knows how to play. His car trembled, but you guys actually skyrocketed. Being intimate on it must be very exciting …”
Chen Guangda smiled and walked to the bottom of the ferris wheel. He took out his phone and took two pictures of the girl. Wang Liqun was also gloating over her misfortune. However, after the two of them jumped down, they couldn’t care less about being angry. The skinny boy shouted out something in horror and pulled the girl up and ran away!
“F*ck! I don’t even know how to say thank you …”
Chen Guangda cursed angrily, but the two of them disappeared in a flash. However, Wang Liqun was puzzled, “What did he just call out? What did the tiger mean? Holy shit! Could it be the tiger from the zoo?”
“Ah …”
Before Wang Liqun could finish speaking, a terrified scream suddenly came from behind. The voice sounded like it came from Ren Qian, and a white figure quickly rushed out of the forest. She saw Ren Qian running towards them in panic. She shouted in fear, “Run! There’s a tiger!”