From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 150

Chapter 150 Catfish Law

“What’s wrong with Tang Yan? He’s a celebrity who has all sorts of desires. What’s there to make a fuss about when a car trembles? How convenient is a car tremor …”

Chen Guangda took his identity and looked around. He casually threw it away without caring. However, he chuckled and said, “If he was still alive, he might be able to make a bundle of noodles. Right! She was the one who played the role of catching some demons, right? This ID card looks a little better than me!”

“Big brother! That’s Bai Baihe …”

Yan Qing rolled her eyes speechlessly. However, Chen Guangda had already opened the trunk and dragged the two suitcases out. When she opened them, she saw that they were all high-end goods. All kinds of cosmetics and skin care products were dazzling. Just her underwear was stuffed into half of the cases.

“Wow …”

A few ladies immediately rushed over excitedly and began to split the spoils of war. In this era, no one would dislike other people’s second-hand goods, but Liu Sha suddenly pushed Ma Li’s forehead and shouted, “What’s wrong with you? You dare to snatch my underwear and scram!”

“You can’t pick until they’re done picking. You really don’t understand the rules at all …”

Chen Jiayi leaned against the side and shook her head with a bitter smile. She had long since changed from a rookie to an old fogey. She was even more accustomed to this kind of thing. However, Chen Guangda still looked at Yang Hao beside him. Yang Hao shook his head tacitly, which meant that he had no interest in Ma Li at all.

“Sister! Come to my side. There are quite a few good things on this BMW …”

Wang Dafu also pulled Ma Li to the side. Who would have thought that Ma Li would shake off his hand angrily and squat down to the roadside to pull out the grass angrily. But Liu Sha suddenly turned around and kicked her butt and said, “Unconvinced? If you’re not convinced, you can scram. If you can’t, you can still die!”

“Scram! What’s so great about it …”

Ma Li jumped up in rage. She directly rushed to the car and pulled out her backpack. She took out a short spear that she had just made and shouted at Zhu Jinwen, “Zhu Jinwen, do you want to follow me? If you follow me, I will be your girlfriend!”

“I…”

Zhu Jinwen was stunned on the spot. His eyes were incomparably tangled between her and Chen Guangda. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda directly waved his hand and said, “Men! In this lifetime, they are just playing with excitement and heartbeat. Drink the fiercest wine and the wildest dog every day. Don’t disappoint the woman you like. Hurry up and go!”

“Little Zhu, don’t be impulsive. You don’t have any experience at all …”

Wang Dafu looked at him worriedly and subconsciously wanted to pull him. However, Zhu Jinwen had already bowed deeply to Chen Guangda and said firmly, “Brother Guang! Thank you for enlightening me. I will definitely work hard to survive. We are destined to meet again!” As he spoke, he turned around and caught up to Ma Li.

“You must be happy …”

Chen Guangda happily waved his hand at them. Zhu Jinwen also vigorously raised his fist and waved it repeatedly. Excited, Ma Li jumped up and gave him a fierce kiss. However, Liu Sha raised her watch and sneered, “Is anyone willing to make a bet with me? I bet they won’t last for half an hour before calling for help!”

“Up to 20 minutes …”

Chen Guangda sarcastically shook his head and began to work. He opened each of the cars one by one to clean up the things inside. In the blink of an eye, more than 20 minutes had passed, but he didn’t hear any unusual movements. Chen Guangda immediately raised his head and said, “I underestimated Zhu Jinwen. This kid still has some brains!”

“Then I wish them good luck. Just don’t drag us down …”

Yan Qing directly threw the suitcase onto the roof of the car. However, just as she finished speaking, a terrified scream suddenly came from behind. Hearing that the voice came from Ma Li, Chen Guangda laughed and said, “This is called’immortality ‘. Officer Zhang, are you still not going to save him this time?”

“Save the shit! It’s none of my business if they’re courting death by themselves …”

Zhang Mang shook his head in disdain. He carried the suitcase and ran to the back of the car. The others quickly jumped into the car. Chen Guangda stepped on the accelerator and backed the car out. However, Liu Sha patted him happily and said, “Drive slower! I bet that little bitch will beg for mercy from us!”

“Although your request is abnormal, I can satisfy you …”

Chen Guangda let out a wicked laugh. He simply stepped on the brakes and stopped the car. Zhang Mang also stopped the car beside them. Not long after, he saw the two of them rushing over with all their might. They ran and shouted for help loudly. There were indeed a large number of living corpses chasing after them. There were also two crippled living corpse dogs mixed in.

“Help …”

Zhu Jinwen was running so fast that he almost couldn’t breathe. He and Ma Li’s backpacks had all been thrown away. They didn’t even have weapons. Zhu Jinwen jumped to the side of the car and wanted to pull the door. However, Chen Guangda directly locked the door and asked in surprise, “What’s wrong? Aren’t you happy?”

“Brother Guang! Open the door, please …”

Zhu Jinwen desperately patted the car door and pleaded. Ma Li also pulled the steel mesh on the window and cried loudly. However, Liu Sha slowly lit a cigarette and said indifferently, “Now I know that I’m begging you. Didn’t you just be quite arrogant? How about this, if you take off your clothes and run around naked for us, I’ll let you get in the car!”

“Sister Sha! Please stop joking, let me get in the car. You can take it off no matter how you want …”

Seeing that Ma Li was getting closer and closer, the two living corpse dogs ran especially fast. She was so anxious that she almost peed. Who would have thought that Chen Guangda would suddenly step on the accelerator at this moment? Liu Sha suddenly sneered and burned the cigarette butt in Ma Li’s hand.

“Ah …”

Ma Li let out a miserable scream and fell to the ground. She almost got swept under the wheels. However, she jumped up recklessly and jumped straight into the trunk. Zhu Jinwen, who was standing beside her, also jumped up. The two of them tightly grabbed onto the steel mesh and never let go of it again.

“Creak ~”

Chen Guangda suddenly came to a sudden stop. Zhu Jinwen suddenly jumped onto the roof, but Ma Li was grabbed by the zombie’s ankle. Ma Li was so scared that he let out a shrill scream. But just as the zombie was about to bite him, Chen Guangda suddenly left with the gas pedal.

“Help! Let me go …”

Ma Li cried and shouted from the trunk. Chen Guang naturally wouldn’t let her off so easily. The car was constantly being trampled on by him. The living corpse was always hanging behind Ma Li’s butt. From time to time, it could grab onto her butt. Ma Li was so frightened that not only did her tears collapse, but even her urine collapsed.

“Ma Li! As a person, you don’t have to be arrogant, but you have to be arrogant. If you ask us to take you in, I might mistreat you …”

Liu Sha was leaning against the car window and smoking a cigarette carelessly. But Ma Li was so scared that her pants were wet. Hearing Liu Sha’s mockery, she actually didn’t care anymore. She shook her head desperately and shouted, “Sister Sha! I really know that I was wrong. You can mistreat me any way you want. Please forgive me!”

“Haha ~ As long as you call me a big slut, I’ll spare you …”

Liu Sha laughed mockingly. As expected, Ma Li shouted out desperately, but Yang Hao frowned and asked, “Sixth brother! Is there a need to deal with them like this? If you think they’re a burden, just let them die on their own. Doing such a good job seems a bit inhumane!”

“Silly boy! Do you know the catfish effect …”

Chen Guangda chuckled calmly. However, Yan Qing replied, “The sardines die easily when they leave the sea, so the fishermen will put in a catfish on the way. The weak sardines are afraid of being eaten by the catfish, so they will stimulate their survival instincts and swim desperately. This will greatly increase their survival rate. And Liu Sha is now a big catfish, understand?”

“Are you saying that they will be brave because of fear …”

Yang Hao tilted his head in confusion. However, Chen Guangda smiled and said, “A successful team cannot be all elites. If we want to become stronger and bigger, we can only absorb some cannon fodder. If cannon fodder doesn’t want to be eliminated, they can only work hard to turn themselves into talents. Therefore, we must make them have a sense of crisis and absolutely obey orders, understand?”

“I understand. We just can’t let them eat and wait for death. We have to force ourselves to become an elite, right?”

Yang Hao finally nodded in realization. Chen Guangda also raised his thumb and said, “That’s what it means. Actually, no one is born an elite, including me. I grew up in constant losses, so sometimes it’s a blessing to suffer a little loss. Only then will they be able to see exactly how much weight they have!”

“What’s the biggest loss you’ve ever suffered? Is there anyone else who can make you suffer …”

Yan Qing stared at Chen Guangda curiously. Who knew that Chen Guangda would say dejectedly, “You! I always thought that I slept with you, but who knew that it was you who slept with me. Your personality would only lead to death if you changed men, but after you slept with me, you could still continue to play with your eldest young miss. No one dared to say anything about you!”

“Ha ~ I’ve invested in you for ten years. For the sake of not letting anyone kiss your lips, you have to give me a big return on your livestock, right?”

Yan Qing looked at Chen Guangda proudly. This was probably the most prideful thing in her life. Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and had nothing to say. There were only a few decades in a person’s life. If it was him, he would definitely not be able to do it. Therefore, this kindness alone was enough for him to take Yan Qing seriously.

“Creak ~”

Ten minutes later, Chen Guangda finally stopped the car at a mountain pass. The two people on the roof were already blown silly. Their hands loosened and their buttocks fell to the ground. Their entire bodies were still trembling. Liu Sha walked down proudly and said, “I’ll give you one last chance. You can still scram now!”

“Sister Sha! I was wrong, please take me in …”

Ma Li crawled to Liu Sha’s feet and hugged her legs, crying bitterly. Even Zhu Jinwen begged Chen Guangda, crying bitterly. Unexpectedly, Liu Sha pinched Ma Li’s face and smiled wickedly, “Alright! I agree to take you in, but as a dog, you have to be like a dog. Take off your clothes and dance for us!”

“I…”

Ma Li raised his head in disbelief, but if he quickly bit his lips in disgrace, he unzipped his coat trembling and untied his belt bit by bit with tears in his eyes.

“Alright! Liu Sha, you can stop now …”

Yan Qing suddenly strode forward. Not only did she directly lift the two people on the ground, she also stuffed a bottle of water into each of them. Then, she said softly, “The world has completely changed. You can’t be as willful as before, but as long as you follow my husband and work hard in the future, we won’t treat you wrongly!”

“Wu ~ Thank you, Sister Qing …”

Ma Li suddenly hugged Yan Qing and began to cry. However, this time, she was no longer frightened, but was truly moved by Yan Qing. However, Liu Sha still said with disdain, “They! I think it would only be a waste of food if they stayed behind as cannon fodder!”

“We will definitely do a good job, I swear …”

Ma Li swore to wipe away his tears. Zhang Mang’s expression was unprecedentedly firm. However, he ran to Chen Guangda’s side and secretly said, “These two women in your family are really amazing. One of them is good-natured and the other is bad-natured. You have to be careful if you steal people in the future. Don’t cooperate with them and press your naked butt!”

“Yes, be on guard. Yan Xiaosao is getting smarter and smarter now …”

Chen Guangda nodded with a worried expression, but then he handed the binoculars in his hand to Zhang Mang. He pointed to a large courtyard in the distance and said, “There seems to be a farmhouse over there. I estimate that there are living people inside. Many living corpses are circling around, but I don’t know how many people are inside!”

“Hey ~ There’s a long-legged woman in underwear …”

“Where is it? Where is it? Show me …”