From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 149

Chapter 149 I’ve Been on My Way

“I’ve always been on the road, walking in a direction without an end. People around me say that every end is death …”

Two white trainers slowly drove along the country road. The cool autumn wind blew on their faces. The sound was also filled with light music. Although the sound was really lousy, it was a supreme enjoyment for apocalyptic people who were wandering around the line of life and death.

“Holy shit! Corpse pig, Second Senior Brother’s corpse has changed …”

Chen Guangda, who was driving the car, suddenly cried out in surprise. He saw a rotting fat pig running onto the road. Its four hooves rushed towards the car with a single pedal. It crashed into the triangle in front of the car. The triangle with a crafty angle directly shoveled it high into the air and fell into the pond on the roadside with a “dong” sound.

“Big Teeth Huang’s craftsmanship is really good. Unfortunately, the idea is too bad …”

Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and shook his head helplessly. The two cars were already covered with thin steel bars. Not only were they equipped with luggage racks filled with materials, they were also equipped with solid triangular crashes. As long as they didn’t encounter powerful living corpses like the Fat Corpse King, hundreds of living corpses would be drizzling to them.

“Wow! This place is so beautiful …”

Liu Sha, who was in the back row, suddenly lay on the window and looked at the surrounding scenery with amazement. The car had already entered between two mountains, surrounded by a lush sea of bamboo leaves. A gentle breeze blew and countless bamboo leaves immediately rumbled, like a green wave constantly rippling. Even a commoner like Chen Guangda felt relieved and delighted.

“It’s really beautiful. If only I could live here. There won’t be many living corpses here …”

Yan Qing, who was on the passenger seat, also looked out of the car with a look of longing. There didn’t seem to be many houses in the sea of bamboo. Being wrapped in two mountains made her feel even more secure. From afar, she looked like a peaceful paradise.

“We’ll talk about it after we see those signs clearly …”

Chen Guangda suddenly pointed at the two billboards on the roadside and helplessly said, “At least five or six resorts along the way. As long as you dare to throw an aunt towel outside, relatives from all over the country will rush over to visit you. Ma Shan, like Sujing City, does not have mountains or forests at all. It is only an overexploitation!”

“Have you been here before? There are no roads on the map …”

Yan Qing looked worriedly at the mobile phone navigation. They were now completely “floating” in a blank area. Chen Guangda’s old face turned red as he said awkwardly, “It seems that the intersection should have turned around before, but it doesn’t matter. As long as the general direction is right, and the less places the map shows, the fewer living corpses there will be!”

Yan Qing curled her lips and did not say anything. He leaned on the window and enjoyed the rare scenery of the countryside. However, not long after, a row of weird private cars suddenly appeared in front of him. Not only did more than a dozen cars neatly stop at the roadside, but the windshields and plates were also blocked. One of them was actually the Rolls-Royce phantom.

“Is this a burial convoy from the countryside …”

Yan Qing looked ahead in astonishment. There were only a few living corpses wandering around. There were quite a few broken corpses scattered on the ground. It was estimated that something had happened to these people not long after they stopped.

“Probably not …”

Chen Guangda slowly parked his car on the slope. He shook his head and said, “No matter how bumpkin the funeral procession is, it is impossible for them to use Rolls Royce to match their luck. This style is too unsuitable. Besides, the rural area is even more luxurious than the city!”

As he spoke, Chen Guang pushed open the door and got out of the car. He waved his spear at the back. Yang Hao then jumped out of the car, bent his bow and began to kill the living corpses in front of him. The sound of the bow and arrow piercing through the air was even quieter than the sound of coughing. One after another, the living corpses fell, but it didn’t cause much noise.

“What’s wrong? Do you want to play with Rolls-Royce on another channel?”

Zhang Mang ran over with his arm shield on his butt. He immediately fell for the most eye-catching Rolls-Royce. However, Chen Guangda shook his head and walked up with a short spear. After one spear stabbed the last living corpse, he waved his hand and shouted, “If you want to pee, hurry down and pee. If you don’t pee, come and search the car with me!”

“Let me search. This is my specialty …”

Wang Dafu raised his fat hand and ran over quickly. Unexpectedly, before Chen Guangda could stop him, he pulled open the door of a Rui Hu car. A female living corpse jumped out of the car with a “hula” and pressed the fatty down on the ground.

Wang Dafu immediately let out a miserable scream. He suddenly grabbed the neck of the zombie and threw his head at the zombie’s head with all his might. The small zombie was knocked over by Wang Dafu a few times. Wang Dafu then turned over a fat dragon and picked up a stone and threw it at her head.

“I told you to scare me, I told you to scare me …”

Wang Dafu scolded with a smash. His expression was extremely neurotic. It wasn’t until the zombie’s head was smashed to pieces by him that he fell to the ground and panted heavily. Chen Guangda walked up and scolded, “Fatty! I didn’t expect you to be able to play with your life twice. I think you should search the rest of the cars.”

“Brother Guang! Are these cars queuing up here to shake? This woman is not wearing pants …”

Wang Dafu panted and got up. He hurriedly changed the topic of death. Chen Guangda looked at the naked corpse on the ground and nodded. “No wonder it covered the windows and license plates. However, the people here are quite courageous. This is the first time they see a queue of cars shaking. They are not afraid of meeting an acquaintance!”

“The scenery here is so good, it must be a car that shook the sacred land …”

Wang Dafu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and moved aside. Everyone walked up to the carriage and looked curiously. The naked female living corpse had apparently eaten her target. The entire carriage was almost filled with terrifying blood plasma. Before they could get close, they could smell a strong stench.

“Vomit ~”

Ma Li, who had just joined the team, suddenly ran away. She rushed to the side of the road and spat out, but Liu Sha pulled out a bloody satchel without caring. After shaking off the fingers on it, she immediately opened it. However, she curled her lips and said, “No wonder the car trembled when she ran out. A grown man only had two hundred yuan on him. The ignorant girl is really easy to fool now. She can even get an appointment with the Red Tiger!”

“What kind of car did you drive back then? There were quite a few shocks, right?”

Chen Guangda looked at her with ill intentions. Although Liu Sha was only an entry-level goddess, she was not only big-chested and big-buttocks, but also a serious intellectual. Just the title of a beauty teacher in a university could make people flock to her. In the past, Chen Guangda wouldn’t even be able to touch her with a toe.

“No way! She’s a well-behaved female teacher. I haven’t tried a car shake yet. Besides, my BMW Z4 can’t shake. Why don’t you try with her …”

Liu Sha immediately looked at Chen Guangda, knowing that her identity as a teacher could provoke Chen Guangda’s desire to conquer. However, before she could finish her sentence, Zhu Jinwen suddenly shouted, “Che che che! Brother Guang! Your car is running, stop it!”

Everyone instinctively turned around and saw the car parked on the downhill rushing straight up. The increasing speed of the car made it impossible for everyone to stop it. They could only watch helplessly as it crashed into a BMW. Not only did it leave a big hole in the car door, but even the airbag on the door exploded.

“Holy shit! Who’s in the car …”

Chen Guangda looked left and right in shock, but even the eight of them were outside. Before he could finish speaking, the other trainer started up the slope. The tall Zhu Jinwen hurriedly jumped onto the ground and pedaled on the ground before stopping the trainer.

“Guangda! The car … there’s no one in the car …”

Zhang Mang hurriedly ran up to take a look. His face turned pale with a brush. He opened his mouth in disbelief. Yan Qing also hurriedly ran to the side of the BMW to take a look. Unexpectedly, she also took a step back. She said with an extremely ugly expression, “Darling! I … I don’t have anyone on this one either!”

“You didn’t run into a big-headed ghost again, did you? How are you going to survive?”

Wang Dafu looked around with a sad face. The women were so frightened that they all shrunk together in fear. However, Chen Guangda frowned and said, “Impossible! There can’t be such mutated living corpses everywhere, and the big-headed ghost simply doesn’t have the ability to control the vehicle to start itself!”

“Sixth brother! Look at the ground …”

Yang Hao suddenly pointed at the ground and shouted. Everyone instinctively looked at the ground. Who knew that the pool of black blood flowing out of the zombie’s head had actually flowed backwards all the way up the slope? Chen Guangda instantly sucked in a breath of cold air and said in shock, “Damn it, the water actually flowed upwards!”

“Let me try …”

Wang Dafu turned around and pissed on the ground. Who knew that urine would flow all the way to the top of the slope. Everyone was so shocked that they couldn’t speak. However, Yan Qing pointed at a large stone tablet and smiled, “Don’t scare yourself. Look over there. This place is a strange slope!”

“Strange slope?”

Chen Guangda was puzzled as he ran up and looked forward. A white stone stele was clearly marked with the words “strange slope”. There was also a row of explanatory text for the strange phenomenon below. Only then did Chen Guangda realize that the so-called strange slope was just a visual error. They treated the downhill as an uphill slope, and only started the car without pulling the handbrake.

“No wonder they all came here to queue up for a car shock. They can enjoy the freshness at the same time. The people here really know how to play …”

Chen Guangda shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He turned around and waved his hand to let everyone start searching for the car. However, he ran to the front of the Rolls-Royce. Looking at the golden “Goddess of the Flying Heavens” logo on the front of the car, he rubbed his hands excitedly and directly broke off the logo.

“Holy shit! This thing is absolutely pure gold …”

Chen Guangda was shocked the moment he got the car sign. The heavy feeling weighed seven to eight kilograms. Everyone immediately surrounded him and flipped through it. Even Liu Sha exclaimed in admiration, “This is the real tycoon. If this car stops at the entrance of our university, the student sisters will simply scream and climb up!”

“Guangda! What kind of car did you drive in the past? You should make a lot of money as a funeral …”

Zhang Mang took the car logo and ground it hard on the ground. It was only when the color inside was still pure gold that he was sure that it was really 24K. Who knew that Chen Guangda would shamelessly laugh and say, “Of course, I used to drive a 7-Series BMW. I was just about to change the channel when the apocalypse came!”

“Yo ~ Is that a Santana BMW or the latest 3000 series …”

Yan Qing directly dismantled his platform. Without giving him any face, Chen Guangda’s old face flushed red. He shouted with extreme embarrassment, “Didn’t you drive a tattered Little Audi yourself? What right do you have to laugh at my Santana Chariot? I was a limited edition commemorative chariot with the same configuration as the A6. How many little slut want to climb onto my chariot? I’m not happy to carry them!”

“Right, right! A good car depends on who drives it. Even if Master Six drives a tractor, he is still the most handsome …”

Liu Sha immediately pulled him in with a smile. Chen Guangda snorted complacently and reached out to pull the car door. Seeing that the car door couldn’t be pulled, he wanted to smash it with his short spear. Unexpectedly, Yan Qing gently pulled the front door open and said indifferently, “Only by opening the front door can the back door be opened!”

“You’re familiar with this car, aren’t you? Why don’t you go for a ride with someone else?”

Chen Guangda narrowed his eyes and looked at her, obviously concealing his embarrassment. However, Yan Qing pulled open the back door and directly ejected an umbrella with the Rolls-Royce logo. “Hula!” After opening it, he smiled and said, “Of course! There are 800 Rolls-Royce in young master without a thousand. What is a Rolls-Royce?”

“What the f*ck! There are 800 goddesses I’m chasing without a thousand …”

Chen Guangda tilted his lips in disdain, but he was happy after he kicked the door open. A set of sexy underwear was tossed on the seat, and a very sexy black sling dress was left next to it. He pinched up his shorts and looked at it before laughing lascivious, “Looks like this woman didn’t turn into a corpse when the accident happened. She just ran away naked!”

“Let me see how it looks …”

Wang Dafu squeezed his way over and flipped open his luxury leather bag. Unexpectedly, after he took out his ID card, he instantly widened his eyes and shouted in shock, “Holy shit! This woman also trembled!”