From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 142

Chapter 142 A Small Fieldwork Expert

Early in the morning!

Chen Guangda’s team began their daily training. However, there were three people absent. Zhang Mang and Xu Lizhen were in a terrible state of suffering from the chili pit. It was as satisfying as burning the sensitive parts. The two of them practically fanned each other with their legs open all night. Occasionally, they would suck in a breath of cold air like cramps. Unwitting outsiders would think that they were addicted to drugs.

As for the other one, Yan Xiaosao was the initiator. The moment the chili pepper essence incident occurred, Zhou Yun was so frightened that she didn’t even dare to wear her shoes and ran away. Chen Guangda, who almost got hit, directly grabbed Yan Xiaosao. Yan Xiaosao cried and shouted until she was tormented in the middle of the night. Only at dawn did she limp out with her butt covered. Wang Dafu kept selling hemorrhoid cream to her.

Zhou Yin also woke up early in the morning. She had already changed into a new pair of black silk that Chen Guangda had given her. She was a bit less depressed and more capable. However, what happened last night had let her breathe a sigh of relief. At the same time, she was slightly disappointed. However, when she heard that Chen Guangda was not leaving today, her heart actually started to beat excitedly.

Zhou Yun involuntarily walked to the plaza. She saw Chen Guangda doing push-ups at a glance. However, she didn’t expect Liu Sha to be sitting cross-legged on his back. The little woman carelessly manicured her fingernails and counted him. Zhou Yun instinctively walked over and heard that Liu Sha had counted to over a hundred.

‘This is a terrifyingly strong man …’

Zhou Yin suddenly had this thought in her heart. Her pretty face turned red like hot oil. A strong man like her would definitely be like a wild beast when he went to bed. And Liu Sha said that she was about a hundred kilograms, but she could be pushed up and down by him with both hands. If she were to lie on her body …

Zhou Yin did not dare to think any further. She was afraid that her legs would go limp if she continued to think about it. She bit her red lips to calm herself down. However, if she ran to talk to Chen Guangda like this, outsiders would definitely see the clues. Her fiery red face was evidence of guilt. She could only suppress her stomach and walk back. Anyway, she knew that this man would definitely come looking for her again today.

“Wow! Master! You’ve surpassed yourself again today. You’ve already reached two hundred …”

Liu Sha suddenly cheered excitedly, He hurriedly pulled out a towel from his collar to wipe his sweat. However, Chen Guangda stood up and drank a mouthful of water without saying a word. Only he knew where this inhuman strength came from. The virus had eroded his body and strengthened his physique. This was also the source of the Corpse Bug’s temptation to him. As long as he let go of his body, he would obtain endless strength.

“Even if I can become an Immortal, I don’t want to …”

Chen Guangda cursed to himself. If he really let go of his body, it would be even more terrifying than the Fat Corpse King. So, he turned around and walked to the repair room beside him. Big Teeth Huang was leading two young men to modify the car inside, and the few of them were so busy that their heads were covered in sweat.

“Master Guang! You’re here …”

When Big Teeth Huang saw him coming, he hurriedly stood up and said, “I have changed the tires of both cars. The windows are going to be covered with thin steel bars. There is a luggage rack on the top. The bumper at the front of the car has been removed and a triangular angle is welded to the bumper to crush the zombie. It is called a crunch!”

“We must reinforce the water tank. Once the water tank leaks, we will have to rest. However, you don’t have any electricity, okay?”

Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and looked at him puzzled. However, Big Teeth Huang said confidently, “It doesn’t matter if there’s no electricity. As long as there’s a gas cut, it’s enough. I’ll also use a steel plate to reinforce the oil pan. No matter how you want to open it, you can guarantee that there won’t be another half-way down the road!”

“Slow work and careful work. If we can’t do it well today, we’ll stay for another day tomorrow …”

Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and turned around to leave. He saw Yang Hao clumsily learning how to drive. However, this kid didn’t seem to have any talent for driving. Not only was he so anxious that his head was covered in sweat, the coach on the passenger seat was also so anxious that his face turned red. If it was before, his coach would have kicked him long ago.

“I say, are you all stupid or not …”

Chen Guang ran over with a strange tone. He lay on the car door and pointed to the front. “It’s already a bad time. What kind of tachometer and direction light do you care about? Just open the accelerator with one foot. You just need to remember one thing. The road is in front of you. The car is under your feet. Don’t kill yourself!”

“Right, right, right! Boss Chen is right. There are no traffic policemen now. Just drive as you please …”

Coach Master hurriedly nodded and bowed in praise. This was probably the most careful student he had ever brought. Not only did he not dare to come over to get a card, he himself wished he could call someone else Master. Yang Hao also nodded fiercely and rushed forward in first gear. The gas pedal was so loud that it shook the heavens.

“Holy shit! Brake! Brake!”

Chen Guangda suddenly cried out in shock. Seeing the car suddenly turn into a fierce snake and rush straight towards the flower bed, his coach and master were probably scared out of their wits. He hurriedly stomped the brakes but it was too late. With a thud, Yang Hao directly smashed a small tree into the bushes.

“You guys won’t let anyone live. You won’t let me go even if I shit. I won’t play anymore …”

A man with a naked butt suddenly jumped out from the bushes. He saw Zhang Mang running and cursing while carrying his pants. His voice was actually filled with tears. His big butt was especially dazzling in the sunlight.

“Ai ~ This brat seems to have used his talent in archery. He has a negative fucking score in all other aspects …”

Chen Guangda walked into the hall with a gloomy expression. He saw Wang Dafu coming down with his satchel. Without waiting for him to speak, the fatty ran up and handed over a packet of Chinese cigarettes. He said flatteringly, “This is the medical fee given by Big Beard. I’ll give it to you filial piety. You can just pack a few yuan worth of cigarettes for me to play with!”

“What’s wrong with Big Beard? Kidney deficiency ah …”

Chen Guangda threw the cigarette to him. Wang Dafu hurriedly thanked him and whispered, “Big Beard is nothing. It’s his daughter’s dysmenorrhea. They can’t leave today, but do you know why she has dysmenorrhea?” “It’s actually a disorder caused by taking the emergency contraceptive pill. I heard Big Beard getting mad at his daughter the moment I left the house. He said he was pregnant, and she was not allowed to eat it secretly in the future!”

“What? That little girl also takes the birth control pill? Could it be …”

Chen Guangda’s eyes widened in shock. Wang Dafu immediately nodded his head in schadenfreude, “There are only two men in their room. They are either bearded or his son. However, this taste is too f*cking heavy. If it was put in ancient times, the whole family would be soaked in pig cages!”

“F*ck! This old thing is simply inferior to a pig or a dog …”

Chen Guangda’s scalp went numb. For the first time, he felt that his three views had been overturned. As he spoke, the four members of the bearded family came down. Wang Dafu hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away. However, Chen Guangda shook his head in disdain. He deliberately said loudly, “Even his own daughter will not be let go. Be careful of the heavens and earth!”

“Psychotic!”

Big Beard’s expression stiffened for a moment, but he immediately quickened his pace and left with his family. Chen Guangda sneered and walked into the canteen. He saw that Zhou Yun was leading a few people to calculate the surplus grain. However, when they saw him enter, they all consciously stood up and left, as if they knew what he was up to.

“Don’t be here …”

Zhou Yin subconsciously cried out in alarm, but her face turned red from embarrassment. She accidentally said what she wanted to say. Chen Guangda immediately walked over and asked, “Don’t be here, then where else do you want to be? Do you still want to have a violent car shock with your brother?”

“Hateful! I’m not talking to you anymore. You’re just a hooligan the moment you open your mouth …”

Zhou Yin stood up in embarrassment and indignation and wanted to run, but Chen Guangda held her in his arms and forcefully pinched her buttocks. “Women love smelly hooligans. You just stared at me. Do you regret escaping last night when I didn’t see you?”

“No! I … I didn’t peek at you …”

Zhou Yin twisted her body in reproach. ‘”I was really scared to death last night. Your wife was too powerful. She could have done such a sinister thing. If they hadn’t asked you to lend her a condom, I would have been the one to be unlucky. There’s no need for her to catch me for adultery. We would have been exposed. Your wife would have definitely killed me!” She said shyly.

“Ha ~ I wasn’t even prepared to wear it last night. What are you afraid of …”

Chen Guangda laughed heartily. Zhou Yun immediately punched him angrily, but bit her red lips and whispered, “Brother, take me with you. I’m running very fast and won’t be a burden to you. Anyway, the resettlement camp in Niushui County isn’t far from us. I heard the broadcast last night!”

“Principal Zhou! It’s not that I don’t want to bring you along. If I bring you along, it would be equivalent to harming you …”

Chen Guangda let go of her and retreated to the table. Seeing Zhou Yun looking at him in surprise, Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly and said, “You should have seen Liu Sha’s behavior. Not only can she wash my wife’s feet and butt, she can even kneel down and lick her feet. It can be said that she is the eunuch beside the Emperor. Do you think you can do that?”

“I…”

Zhou Yin opened her mouth and looked at him with a confused expression. Chen Guang shrugged his shoulders and said, “Although my wife is very kind-hearted, she is a very jealous woman. Especially when it comes to her husband, she will definitely be more vicious than you think. Even if she doesn’t kill you with her own hands, she will still order others to kill you. So I am thinking for your sake!”

“But I can’t wait to die here, right? Our food will soon be eaten up …”

Zhou Yin anxiously stomped her feet. However, Chen Guangda gently pulled her hand and smiled, “I will teach you a way to survive. This way, you will have enough food and clothing for this year. After that, I will get some vegetable seeds for you. You can plant vegetables here and be self-sufficient. If I really find a large army, I will definitely let them come and rescue you!”

“Really? You … you can’t be just trying to trick me into going to bed …”

Zhou Yin looked at Chen Guangda with surprise and uncertainty, but Chen Guangda smiled wickedly and said, “They must have lied to you to get into bed, but I’m different. I can do anything in the car, on the ground, or on the road. Brother is a 360-degree all-round fighter!”

“Hateful! You know how to bully me …”

Zhou Yin slapped him on the chest in embarrassment and indignation, but she suddenly stood on tiptoe with her and took the initiative to kiss Chen Guangdao on the mouth. Then, she said shyly, “I’ll wait for you in the No. 6 car at night. I must check the condom. Don’t leave it unworn!”