From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 141

Chapter 141 Capsicum Extract

Yan Qing could not believe her eyes. She rubbed her eyeballs and pinched her thigh. Only then did she confirm that she did not have any hallucinations. However, what was happening in the room was beyond her words. Apart from her heart beating wildly, she could not even spit out a single word.

At this moment, Cao Mengshao was sitting on the floor with her back to the window. She wore only a very tempting pajamas and kissed her son tightly. Yan Qing felt that her scalp was about to explode. The age difference between the two of them was already enormous. In addition to their blood relationship, such an absurd and chaotic scene was simply indescribable.

The tremendous shock almost suffocated Yan Qing, and her mind was filled with jingles. She never thought that this family would be crazy. She guessed that Big Beard and his daughter knew about this. Otherwise, the mother and son would not dare to be so brazen. The girl took the initiative to go out on a date with Yang Hao to avoid embarrassment.

“Mom! Is this still a human …”

Yan Qing patted her chest with a deathly pale face. If she hadn’t covered her mouth with her hand, she would have almost spat out. She hurriedly turned around and ran downstairs. Unexpectedly, she had actually knocked over the alarm when she was absent-minded. The alarm in Big Beard’s room immediately rang out, and the entire building could hear it.

However, Yang Hao was also very quick-witted. When the alarm sounded, he immediately rushed out of the room like a whirlwind. Yan Qing quickly grabbed him and ran away. She even took out her gun, but soon she heard the girl shouting from above, “It’s fine, it’s fine! I accidentally kicked the box over, I came out to go to the bathroom!”

“Sister Qing! What’s wrong with you? Why did you set off the alarm …”

Yang Hao panted and ran to the first floor with Yan Qing. He looked at her unhappily, but Yan Qing suddenly pulled him and said angrily, “Follow me quickly. Next time, don’t pay any attention to that little bitch anymore. Their family is all perverts. I almost spat out a mouthful!”

“What’s wrong? Could it be that Big Beard is abusing his wife again …”

Yang Hao had an inexplicable expression on his face. Yan Qing could only lie beside his ear and whisper. Yang Hao’s eyes instantly widened, and he stammered as he pointed upstairs and said, “He … they mother and son did that? Did you see wrongly? This was going to be a lightning strike!”

“Bullshit! I stared at them for a few minutes. Before I left, that stupid kid was taking off his fucking underwear …”

Yan Qing glared at him with a disgusted expression. She shook her head and frowned, “This must be the connivance of that pervert with the big beard. He didn’t treat his wife like a human being. If it wasn’t for him instigating him, a fool wouldn’t understand these things. But I never thought that he would be so perverted!”

‘”Ai ~ Huang Yuting told me just now that their mother and daughter are not as good as pigs and dogs. His father beat them up as soon as he drank too much. The girl who escaped yesterday was beaten to death by Big Beard …”

Yang Hao sighed helplessly. Yan Qing immediately dragged him to look for Chen Guangda. However, when she entered the foot washing hall, she discovered that Chen Guangda was no longer there. Only Liu Sha was enjoying lying on the sofa and letting Chen Jiayi massage her whole body. Yan Qing hurriedly walked over and asked, “Where are the cattle Chen? Did you go to look for the female principal?”

“I’m just waiting for you to come over and watch the show. They’re almost done …”

Liu Sha immediately became scared and excitedly pulled Yan Qing out. Unexpectedly, when the three of them ran to the gate and secretly looked outside, Chen Guangda was actually lying in a coach car looking at the stars. There was also very soothing music in the car. The two women immediately looked at each other in surprise.

“Impossible! No matter how fast he is, he can’t be so fast. Just kissing and flirting will take more than ten minutes …”

Liu Sha looked at Yan Qing in disbelief. They knew best how long Chen Guangda would last. After thinking for a while, Yan Qing quietly walked out. She sat on the hood and asked with a smile, “Yo ~ Didn’t she ask for a cannon with the female principal? She wouldn’t be blown off, right?”

“You want to press my naked butt again? Are you disappointed …”

Chen Guangda leaned against the glass and casually glanced at her. He sneered and said, “I know what shit you’re going to shit for, but why don’t you think about it? If I wanted to cheat on Chen Jiayi, why would I steal a woman who isn’t as beautiful as her? Asking for sex only depends on her beauty!”

“Cut ~ Didn’t you like her legs …”

Yan Qing turned her head guiltily, but Chen Guangda held her chin and forced her to look at him. She said disdainfully, “I deliberately hooked up with her just to let you know that if I want to mess around with a lot of women welcoming me, I won’t do it because I’m a good man. I care about your feelings, understand? Today, I intentionally taught you a good lesson!”

“I … I don’t believe it. There must be another reason …”

Yan Qing hesitated and shook her head. No matter how she looked at Chen Guang, he didn’t seem to be so conscious. However, Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out his belt and pointed at the ground and scolded, “Damn it! Looks like I don’t want to learn the big beard, so I can’t teach you some family techniques. You’re still stubborn to me. Kneel down before me!”

“Bah ~ If you have the ability, you can fight. Are you willing to fight …”

Yan Qing rolled her eyes at him in embarrassment and indignation, but she also held his arm in a very tender manner. She whispered to him in a thieving manner. Chen Guangda immediately shouted in shock, “Holy shit! This is so exciting, no, this … this is so abnormal. Isn’t Cao Mengshao his mother?”

“Even if I’m not my own mother, I can’t act so foolishly. My stepmother is also my mother …”

Yan Qing folded her arms and shook her head in disdain. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly twisted her ears and slapped her butt with a belt. Then, she pointed at Yang Hao and said, “You brat, come here. Do you think I’m stupid? If you hadn’t gone to look for that little girl, I would have cut off my head and kicked it for you today!”

“Sixth brother! Yes … she asked me to chat. I really didn’t do anything …”

Yang Hao waved his hands in panic and even stuttered. However, Chen Guangda angrily raised Yan Qing’s ear and pointed his belt at her, saying, “Yang Hao is ignorant. I don’t care about him, but you actually joined forces with him to lie to me. If I didn’t let you taste your strength today, you wouldn’t know the heavens and earth!”

“Let go! I’ll let you unlock the last move …”

Yan Qing slapped open Chen Guangda’s claws and threw out a dumb sentence. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly gulped down a mouthful of spit. He picked his chin and said, “That’s fine, but you have to understand the seriousness of the mistake. Treating my words as farts is like slapping my face, don’t you know?”

“Do you understand? If you don’t understand, then you can beat me to death. If I beg for mercy, I will be your grandson …”

Before Chen Guangda could finish speaking, Yan Qing gritted her teeth and interrupted him. Chen Guangda actually swallowed the second half of his words. She waved her hand at Liu Sha and said, “Go up and serve your little master to wash up. I’ll go up when Zhang Mang changes my sentinel!”

“Sister Qing! What’s the last move? I think his eyes are red …”

Liu Sha pulled Yan Qing curiously and asked. Unexpectedly, Yan Qing’s pretty face turned red like a fire. She whispered in her ear with a shyness. Liu Sha immediately smiled and said, “Hehe ~ Then you will be in great trouble tonight. He unlocked my move. I guarantee that it will hurt even more than the first time!”

“Yang Hao! You owe me a big favor …”

Yan Qing glanced at Yang Hao in embarrassment and indignation. She instinctively covered her butt and ran into the hall. However, Yang Hao was completely stunned. He stared at Chen Guangda blankly and didn’t know what to do.

“Sigh ~”

Chen Guangda sighed deeply. He shook his head and said, “Ah Hao, if you really like that girl, I won’t object. However, there’s only one way for you to go. That’s if we go up together and grow a beard. Otherwise, he will definitely kill you!”

“No, no! If I kill her father, Yu Ting will definitely hate me to death, but … their mother and daughter are really pitiful …”

Yang Hao looked at Chen Guangda with all sorts of conflicted emotions. His heart ached and he was anxious. However, Chen Guangda pointed at him and said, “You! You’ve committed another old problem. When you encounter a little girl who wants to talk to you, you’ll start to feel sorry for her. However, you should just treat her as a dream. When she leaves tomorrow, she might never have a chance to see you again in this lifetime!”

“Mm! Then you can go up. I’ll stand guard for you. I still don’t want to sleep …”

Yang Hao nodded helplessly and sat beside Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda curled his lips and said, “Do you really think I’m standing guard here? If I don’t trick Yan Xiaosao into entering, how can I ask for a cannon? Take a good look at the car behind you, you idiot!”

Yang Hao subconsciously looked back, only to see Zhou Yun biting her red lips and raising her head from the car. She was so nervous that she could be seen pale from so far away. When she saw Yang Hao looking at her, she immediately hid as if she had been electrocuted. Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and said with a lecherous smile, “Watch the wind for Brother. If your sister-in-law gets off, hurry and inform me!”

“Guangda! Hurry up and give me a trap. I’ve already broken two of them …”

The farthest car was suddenly kicked away. Zhang Mang jumped out of the car with a roar. He only covered a T-shirt under his body. Xu Lizhen, who was sweating profusely, was still in the car urging him to hurry up. Chen Guangda took out a few condoms and threw them to him. He smiled and said, “If Durex breaks again, I really can’t do anything!”

“I’ll double-insurance this time …”

Zhang Mang immediately ran away without turning back. Chen Guangda rubbed his hands and walked towards the car where Zhou Yun was. However, as soon as he opened the door, he heard Xu Lizhen ask, “What are you doing? Why does it smell strange? It can’t have expired, right?”

“What the hell do you know! This is the old packaging’s new flavor. Come on, baby …”

Zhang Mang couldn’t help but shout. He didn’t need to guess that the two of them had quickly turned into fires. Who knew that Xu Lizhen would suddenly scream miserably. She howled like a pig, “Ah! Water! Give me water! Mom, it’s so hot!”

“Chen Guangda! Are you fucking crazy? Why did you put chili oil on the condom …”

Zhang Mang shouted angrily in the car. The two of them were looking for water as if their butts were on fire. Chen Guangda hurriedly took out the remaining condoms and tore open them. Not only was there a small hole in the packing bag, it was also covered with red liquid. A pungent smell instantly came over. He immediately shouted in shock, “Holy shit! Pepper Essence!”