From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 138

Chapter 138 A Liar Meets a Wicked Ghost

Chen Guangda had always been a person who used to be two flowers. He was even more so when he had today and no tomorrow. A big hot pot was directly erected in the cafeteria. Everything was thrown into the cafeteria. With the help of the national goddess and godmother, the pungent fragrance almost filled the entire building.

Very quickly! Hungry and thirsty heads popped out from the entrance of the cafeteria. A dozen survivors looked at the hot pot and spat. These people were so hungry that even their godmother could swallow it alive. They probably dared to roast human flesh. However, this scene was extremely common for Chen Guangda. He lit a cigarette and shouted, “Do you have any wine?” “Whiter beer is fine. Bring it over to exchange for a bowl of rice for you to eat!”

“Yes, yes! I still have a few bottles of good wine …”

Zhou Yun hurriedly agreed. She hurriedly ran upstairs and quickly ran back. However, not only did she have a few bottles of Wuliangye in her hand, she also took out half a carton of Chinese cigarettes. Chen Guangda directly removed the cigarettes and handed them to Zhang Mang and Big Teeth Huang. Then, he pointed to the empty seat beside her and said, “Sit down and eat together, but you have to drink a few cups with us!”

“Alright … Alright! Thank you …”

The surroundings nodded and sat down. This woman was relatively clean and had a good smell of soap on her body. She probably took advantage of the heavy rain yesterday to take a bath. Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and asked with a smile, “Principal Zhou, are there any relatives other than your cousin? Are you married?”

“Yes! But my husband doesn’t know where he is. There are only my cousin and I here …”

Zhou Yin glanced at Chen Guangda and lowered her head in panic. She didn’t dare to look at his sharp eyes. She felt that Chen Guangda could see through her clothes. Chen Guangda immediately laughed and opened a bottle of wine and handed it to her. “It’s good to be married. Only married women know what to do. Today, you’ll be the wine commander!”

“Big Brother Chen! Can I leave some food for my cousin? We’re so hungry …”

Zhou Yin instinctively hugged the wine bottle. Chen Guangda looked pitifully at Chen Guangda. Chen Guang waved his hand and directly agreed. Zhou Yun hurriedly stood up and poured wine for them one by one. Chen Guangda immediately held her small hand and smiled, “You can drink as much as you want. If you dare to drink one cup, I will reward you with two cans. If you dare to drink three cups, you can choose what I have here!”

“I … I’ll try my best …”

Zhou Yin’s pretty face turned fiery red. Because Chen Guangda was scratching her palm, she hurriedly pulled out her small hand and sat back down. However, Liu Sha, who was beside her, frowned suspiciously and asked Yan Qing in a low voice, “Sister! Master Liu seems to be particularly interested in this woman, but this woman is not as good-looking as Chen Jiayi!”

“How dare you call yourself a cheap concubine? You don’t even understand what he really likes. This bastard is a bone ash level leg fetish. Every time he spends at least half an hour on my leg, I even suspect that he likes me because of my legs …”

Yan Qing curled her lips in disgust. Liu Sha immediately turned around and looked at Zhou Yun’s leg. As expected! Zhou Yin’s legs were constantly long and symmetrical. Her stockings were full of holes and gave off an abusive visual impact. Not to mention Yan Qing’s beautiful legs. To put it exaggeratedly, they were basically legs below her chest. Normal trousers would have to be nine-tenths of a pant on her legs.

“Then you don’t have to think of a way to control it. He will definitely go out and steal people at night …”

Liu Sha glared at Zhou Yun with jealousy. Her figure was about the same as Chen Jiayi’s. She was plump enough, but her butt was big enough to make her legs look a little thick. No wonder Chen Guangda had never played with her legs before.

“Hmph ~ If he dares to go out and coquettish, I will kill him …”

Yan Qing sneered confidently. She leaned over and whispered to Liu Sha. Then, she secretly pointed at Chen Guangda’s waist bag. Liu Sha immediately covered her mouth in surprise and smiled, “Sister! This move of yours is really poisonous. This time, that slut will suffer. Tonight, she will die …”

Before Liu Sha could finish her words, she suddenly covered her mouth and almost spat out. Xu Lizhen hurriedly ran over and patted her back, her face full of concern. However, Yan Qing’s pretty face instantly changed. She frowned and asked, “Liu Sha! Are you pregnant?”

“Holy shit! Impossible! I wear a condom every time. Even if I’m pregnant, it can’t be mine …”

Chen Guangda was so frightened that he jumped up and shouted with excitement. However, Liu Sha stood up and waved her hand, “I’m not pregnant. I just came to my period last week. I guess I ate my stomach bad. Maybe I ate too much watermelon!”

“There’s medicine! I have medicine here …”

Liu Sha’s words hadn’t fallen yet. A white and tender fat man rushed in from outside the door. He directly threw a satchel on the table and poured out a large pile of medicine. Then, he nodded and bowed, “Big brothers and sisters, I have all the medicine here. Whether it’s anti-inflammatory, sterilization, or a cold or fever, I have it. If not, I still know some ancestral medical skills, so I can help you take your pulse!”

“You’re the only one who knows Chinese medicine? Don’t fool around …”

Chen Guangda looked at the fatty carefully. This fatty should look about the same size as him. He had an average stature and appearance, but it was obvious that he was not a good thing. Moreover, it was to the point that his godmother could eat it raw. This fatty actually weighed 180 to 90 kilograms. It was easy to imagine how heavy he really was.

“No kidding! My ancestral fifth-generation old Chinese medicine doctor specializes in treating all kinds of traumatic injuries, difficult and complicated diseases, and is especially good at all kinds of sexuality. I’m a famous doctor in our city, and I run the biggest private clinic in Ma City …”

Fatty Awesome patted his chest and gave Chen Guangda a business card with a nod and a bow. Chen Guangda took it and smiled, “Wang Dafu! Your name is very lucky, but the mule is the horse. You can run away first. If you brag, you can make me treat you impolitely!”

“I guarantee you with my head that the medicine will definitely cure you …”

Wang Dafu patted his chest confidently. Then, he politely took Liu Sha’s wrist and sat in front of her for a while. Then, he frowned and said, “The so-called’no taboo doctor ‘!” “Let me be frank with you. I’m afraid you’ve gone crazy with big brother these past few days. Furthermore, you’ve been taking the initiative to serve big brother, haven’t you? You’re obviously suffering from kidney yin deficiency caused by overwork in your bedroom!”

“Mm! I went crazy last night …”

Liu Sha bit her red lips and nodded shyly. Yan Qing immediately turned her head awkwardly, and Wang Dafu said proudly, “My divine doctor’s name isn’t blown out. I can tell from your pulse that you’re crazy. You caught a chill as soon as you ate something cold today. I’ll pick out a few boxes of medicine for you first. You just have to watch the fee.”

“I’ll give you a hair …”

Chen Guangda suddenly shouted and smashed a box of medicine onto Wang Dafu’s head. Wang Dafu immediately screamed and fell to the ground. Seeing Chen Guangda pull out his gun, he immediately shouted in panic, “No, I don’t want a dime!”

“Damn it! You tricked your grandfather. Are you a Chinese medicine practitioner? The words on your medicine box are printed. There’s a business card stacked in your bag saying that you’re a medical representative. I think you’re a fake medicine seller …”

Chen Guangda smashed another pile of medicine on his forehead and directly rushed over and kicked him fiercely. Wang Dafu immediately cried and shouted, “Stop fighting! Please stop fighting, the medicine … the medicine is indeed fake, but I’m really a Chinese medicine doctor. If I lie to you, I won’t be able to die easily!”

“Look at me! Repeat what you just said …”

Chen Guangda walked directly in front of him. He bent down and put the gun on his forehead, Wang Dafu was so frightened that sweat poured down his cheeks. He trembled and said, “I… my grandfather and my father are both old Chinese medicine doctors. I grew up in their nursery and am considered a genuine Chinese medicine doctor. However, Chinese medicine is no longer popular now. I have nothing but medical skills but can’t earn money, so I have no choice but to start selling fake medicine.”

“Do you have the balls to say it again …”

Chen Guangda abruptly pressed the hammer down and his finger landed on the trigger. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu immediately cried out in alarm, “Big brother, I was wrong!” “My father is not an old Chinese medicine doctor, nor is my grandfather. But I really graduated from the University of Chinese Medicine, but … but I got rid of our professor’s wife. He didn’t give me his diploma, so I could only sell fake medicines if I couldn’t find a job. I was also forced!”

“Hmph hmph ~ This time, it’s more like it. If you dare to lie in front of your grandfather, don’t pee …”

Chen Guangda stood up proudly, but the person beside him was stunned by Wang Dafu’s words. He didn’t expect that this damn fatty would be able to tell such a lie without even hitting the draft. Chen Guangda kicked him again and asked, “What exactly happened to her? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will crush you!”

“Just … it’s just a simple cold. Drinking more hot water will be fine …”

Wang Dafu stood up in fear and hooked his waist. Yan Qing’s expression was as depressed as if she had been caught in bed. However, Yan Qing ridiculed, “The liar met a wicked ghost. Today is your unlucky day. However, I still have to test you. Before the apocalypse, I just saw a doctor of Chinese Medicine. If you can tell me my situation correctly, I’ll stay here tonight and let you eat!”

“Alright! I … I’ll do my best …”

Wang Dafu hurriedly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and carefully put up Yan Qing’s wrist. Then, he said honestly, “Your liver fire is too strong, and your temper is irritable. This will cause you to have frequent nightmares. You also don’t have enough rest. There were signs of drinking too much last night, and your blood vitality is surging. I’m afraid you haven’t had an abortion recently …”

“Bullshit your mother! When did I have an abortion? You damn liar …”

Yan Qing was instantly enraged. He swung his arm and slapped Wang Dafu’s mouth. If it wasn’t for the first time she gave it to Chen Guangda, this basin of dirty water would have been on her head. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu said wrongly, “I haven’t finished yet. I want to say that if you didn’t have an abortion recently, or if someone had just broken your body, you would have sex more frequently than that sister!”

“Uh ~”

Yan Qing was so embarrassed that she couldn’t say anything. Only she knew how many beasts Chen Guangda was. Other than the few days when she came to her period, she could rest. The dead beast didn’t let her sleep well at all. Every night, she would never stop until she was tossed upside down. She wished she could just die.

“Not bad, fatty! Looks like you still have some real ability. Come over and have dinner with us …”

Chen Guangda smiled and patted Wang Dafu on the shoulder. Wang Dafu immediately sat over in ecstasy, but Xu Lizhen stuck close to him and whispered, “Hey, little fatty, is there any way to treat the leucorrhea? My leucorrhea is like tofu!”

“Too good! I’m good at this. I’ll take care of your illness. I’m a miraculous gynecologist …”