From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 135

Chapter 135 Corpse King Nightmare
“Help!!!”

Liu Sha was swept into the air like a lamb. The Fat Corpse King, whose intestines were thrown randomly, was simply a tentacle monster. He looked at Liu Sha, who had a fat butt, and laughed unceasingly. However, a vigorous figure suddenly came out from the side. Chen Guangda, who was holding the Corpse Claw Spear, jumped up and slashed at his intestines.

Puchi ~

The Corpse Claw Spear struck the Fat Corpse King’s intestines in an instant. Who knew that the sharp claw hadn’t cut it apart. It only cut half of it in. The tiger’s mouth trembled and Chen Guangda was even more shocked. This jump corpse was obviously not of the same level as it was. It was estimated that the Fat Corpse King would torture it as easily as a chick.

“Ao ~”

The distant Fat Corpse King suddenly roared, He let go of Liu Sha’s intestines and pulled him over. Chen Guangda, who had just landed, had no time to dodge and could only block the short spear forward. However, a powerful brute force instantly sent him flying and directly pulled him more than ten meters away. Even though he was wearing a riot helmet, he almost fainted from the impact.

“Hurry up and leave! Everyone, hurry up and leave …”

Chen Guangda forcefully endured the intense pain and roared. Liu Sha immediately got up and ran. Chen Guangda also jumped up and abruptly took out a grenade from his waist. He bit off the pull ring and smashed it into the Fat Corpse King’s body.

Chen Guangda’s accuracy was surprisingly high. The grenade actually smashed straight into the fat corpse king’s mouth. The fat corpse king directly opened his mouth and heard a loud explosion. The fat corpse king’s mouth suddenly erupted with a large ball of flame and a large amount of thick smoke came out of its ears.

“Yeah ~”

Chen Guangda immediately cheered excitedly. However, before his cheers were over, he was dumbfounded. The Fat Corpse King shook his head forcefully. Then, he roared like no one else. He viciously swelled his stomach and was about to spit out a large mouthful of “thick phlegm”. However, a pointed truck suddenly shot out from behind and crashed into the Fat Corpse King with an incomparably valiant head.

Dong ~

The power of a large truck loaded with steel was naturally not to be underestimated. The Fat Corpse King was knocked back by the truck. Who knew that the truck would charge towards the roadside without hesitation and crash into a shop with a “rumble”, directly crushing the Fat Corpse King beneath him.

“Hurry up and leave!”

The severely deformed car door was suddenly kicked open by someone. It was Zhang Mang who rushed out of the truck with a bloody head. But who knew that he had only run ten meters away when a loud roar came from behind him. The entire truck actually exploded with a “rumble”. More than ten thick intestines directly tore open the truck, causing dozens of tons of steel to be scattered all over the place.

“F*ck! Run …”

Chen Guangda hurriedly rushed up and grabbed Zhang Mang, but Zhang Mang’s bloody right leg was clearly injured. He simply ran on Zhang Mang’s back, but the Fat Corpse King suddenly stood up from the shop. Not only did he smash through the pitiful roof, he also destroyed the shop with a wave of his arms.

“Ao ~”

The Fat Corpse King was clearly very vengeful. He charged out and chased after Chen Guangda. He could actually take a few meters out with one step. Even if Chen Guangda used all of his strength to suck milk, he could not run away from it. Fortunately, a rotten pickup truck suddenly came over from the side. Yan Qing, who was driving the car, rushed to their side.

“Hurry up and jump!”

Yan Qing shouted hysterically. Chen Guangda’s shoulders immediately lifted up fiercely and threw Zhang Mang into the carriage. He also pulled the door and threw himself onto Zhang Mang. Who would have thought that the Fat Corpse King’s stomach would suddenly bulge and a large mouthful of acid would spray towards them like a yellow dragon.

“Turn! Turn quickly …”

Chen Guangda roared in horror. If he sprayed it straight, there would probably only be a pile of bone scrap left. However, Yan Qing didn’t need to say anything to suddenly hit the steering wheel. The pickup truck directly smashed into the trash can and rushed crazily down the path. The acid shot from the truck could scratch the back of their car and sprayed onto the ground with a rumble.

“Holy shit! I scared your grandfather to death …”

The pickup truck rushed into the path, quickly shaking off the Fat Corpse King behind him. Chen Guangda immediately collapsed into the carriage and heaved a long sigh of relief. Zhang Mang also panted heavily and leaned against him. He asked with a pale face, “What the hell is that? Isn’t that too scary?”

“Don’t ask me! This is the first time I’ve seen it. It’s probably the Fat Corpse King of the Tyrant Chicken and the King of Corpses …”

Chen Guangda joked heartlessly. He took out a cigarette and handed it to Zhang Mang. Then, he looked him up and down and asked, “Didn’t you get bitten by a living corpse? If you get bitten, hurry up and tell him that we can pick a better cemetery for you!”

“Ah, pei ~ Just those bastards trying to bite me? If it weren’t for saving someone, I would have already rushed out …”

Zhang Mang angrily waved his hand. He was not a policeman at all. However, he lit a cigarette and sighed helplessly, “I finally understand why you don’t want to take them away. That woman was so scared that she shouted after being hit by a zombie. I couldn’t even pull her back. I really wanted to knock her out with a punch. It was simply harmful!”

“I already told you, those few are burdens. If you insist on being a good person, I have already suffered enough …”

Chen Guangda knocked heavily on the armor on his chest, but Zhang Mang smiled bitterly and said, “It’s really not that I’m pretentious. I definitely can’t be a good person, but I still have to help when I encounter something that I can. Just like the rest of us, if I didn’t encounter a good person like you, I would probably starve to death in that building!”

“I’m not a good person. We were actually hiding in the woods just now, waiting for you cannon fodder to clear the way …”

Chen Guangda shook his head sincerely. Unexpectedly, Zhang Mang laughed and said, “I’ve already noticed that Chen Jiayi’s perfume can be smelled from afar. However, there’s nothing wrong with that. After all, in your opinion, we are already a bunch of dead people. If it were me, I would do the same. Anyway, you have done your best!”

“Haha, Mangzi! You’re not reckless at all. You see more clearly than anyone else. That idiot Chen Jiayi thinks I’m framing you …”

Chen Guangda also raised his head and laughed loudly. He definitely had to talk about this matter as soon as possible, lest Zhang Mang should find out, he would definitely have a lump in his heart. Thus, he smiled and said, “Mangzi! Follow me in the future. Let’s not talk about who leads who, how about getting along as brothers?”

“F*ck! I want to beg you to join us even if you don’t say so. In the future, you will be my captain, and I will be your vanguard …”

Zhang Mang patted his chest and agreed straightforwardly. However, Chen Guangda knew that under the rough appearance of this foolish guy, there was actually a little shrewdness. Compared to Big Teeth Huang and the others, he was simply too shrewd. It could even be said that he carried a little cunning.

However, this was exactly what Chen Guangda needed. He did not want to recruit a bunch of idiots as his subordinates. He had just witnessed Zhang Mang’s courage. He was definitely a fierce general who dared to fight and kill. As for whether he was truly loyal and righteous, he would probably only be able to tell after the test of time.

…

Once the pickup truck left the industrial park, it began to run happily. Yan Qing’s driving skills were not bad, so Chen Guangda felt more at ease when she drove it. However, the little girl’s temperament seemed to be getting more and more wild. She would crash into the living corpse without even chopping it. Occasionally, a living corpse would fly over and fall into the carriage, causing him and Zhang Mang to constantly fork out the unlucky ghost.

“Darling! You drive, I’m tired …”

Not long after, Yan Qing suddenly stopped the car. However, Chen Guangda was well aware of the urinary nature of this little hoof. She would only call him her husband when she encountered difficulties. When he got up and looked forward, he was indeed right! The two forks in the distance were either blocked by cars or a large group of living corpses, so the little hooves didn’t dare to make any decisions.

“I knew it would be bad for you to call me husband. You have the same bad character as Ding Li …”

Chen Guangda jumped out of the car in a bad mood. Yan Qing immediately threw a kiss and climbed onto Liu Sha’s passenger seat with a smile. However, Liu Sha suddenly pulled open the back door and pointed at Xu Lizhen and cursed, “Old bitch! Scram behind if you know what you’re doing. Don’t force me to do anything to you!”

“I’m sorry! I was just acting instinctively, no … I didn’t really want to harm you …”

Xu Lizhen’s face was deathly pale. She knew that she had almost killed her just now, so she obediently lowered her head and climbed into the carriage. However, Chen Guangda patted her big butt and said, “Old lady! Serve your Brother Mang well tonight. If he shouts, you can just scram!”

“This … isn’t this good?”

Zhang Mang’s eyes shone brightly as he scratched his chest repeatedly. However, Xu Lizhen couldn’t wait to get tired of him. She said, “Brother Mang, you have to love your little sister a little. Your little sister will definitely make you feel great. In the future, your happiness will be handed over to your little sister!”

“Mangzi! Don’t be so courteous. This is the only benefit in this world …”

Chen Guangda laughed and climbed into the driver’s seat. He had just lit a cigarette when the two people in the carriage actually bit their mouths. If they stopped for a few more minutes, they would probably be able to directly exchange fire. Chen Guangda shook his head and smiled, “Old Man must have been suppressed for the past few months. If he encountered such a slut again, he would be like a pheasant with a pervert!”

“Sister Qing! Slap me hard. Even if you slap me to death, I will still kiss him fiercely …”

Liu Sha suddenly hugged Chen Guangda with tears in her eyes and kissed him on the mouth. Chen Guangda hurriedly pushed her away for no reason. Unexpectedly, Liu Sha cried and said, “Master!” “Thank you for saving me. I always thought that I was insignificant to you. I never thought that you would really risk your life to save me. Even if I were to become a toilet bowl for you for the rest of my life, it would be worth it!”

“Ha ~ You little bitch, there are times when you reveal your true feelings. Kiss me, kiss me. Anyway, if I don’t let you kiss me, you will secretly kiss me …”

Yan Qing shook her head ironically. She gave her approval generously. Who knew that Liu Sha would actually say with a wronged expression, “Sister! You really misunderstood me. He never kissed me, not once. Do you know that even in my dreams I would want to kiss him? At the very least, it wouldn’t make me feel like a young lady!”

“Ah? This …”

Yan Qing looked at Chen Guangda in shock. He didn’t expect Chen Guangda to have such an attitude towards Liu Sha. However, Chen Guangda said indifferently, “Not kissing you doesn’t mean that I treat you like a young miss. I just want you to recognize your identity. Although Yan Xiaosao’s chest and butt are small, and her bad temper is bigger than anyone else’s, whoever calls me cheap likes this little slut, so none of you should dream of replacing her!”

“Bah ~ Don’t touch my chest, you stinking shameless …”

Yan Qing rolled her eyes at him with reproach, but her eyes were so excited that they almost exploded. She didn’t notice that the wicked ghost was deliberately trying to make her happy. However, Chen Guangda patted Liu Sha’s cheek and said, “Be your elder sister’s maidservant. As long as you don’t disappoint me, I won’t disappoint you. Understood?”

“Understood! I will obediently listen to you …”

Liu Sha excitedly kissed him on the mouth and gave Yan Qing another kiss on the face. Thus, Chen Guangda snapped his fingers and said, “Young man, your luck is not bad these days. Today, I’ll let you choose a path. Whether you go right or left is up to you!”

“Then let’s go to the right. A living corpse is better than a traffic jam …”

Yang Hao pointed to the right without any hesitation. Chen Guangda immediately charged forward with all his horsepower, causing a group of living corpses to fly into the air. However, Chen Guangda suddenly cursed, “F*ck! Did you secretly jerk off last night? This is a fucking dead end!”

“No … no! But last night, I seemed to have dreamed … a dream …”