From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 126

Chapter 126 Boy Urine

“Ah …”

Liu Sha screamed like a heart-wrenching scream. The living corpse on her body weighed at least 170 to 80 jin. It was obviously a strong special police living corpse. Even if she used her strength to suck, she could not push her opponent away. The opponent’s big mouth was biting her arm shield randomly. Suddenly, she tore open her raincoat with a “hula”.

“Roar ~”

The zombie was so excited that it tore its mouth even wider. It was as excited as the ghost raped Miss Hua. It pressed down on Liu Sha’s shoulder and bit her face fiercely. However, a figure suddenly flew over. Not only did it kick the zombie off her body, it also knocked down several zombies behind her.

“Ya!”

Liu Sha’s hair was suddenly pulled up by someone. She subconsciously screamed and jumped up hurriedly. Who would have thought that her big butt would be followed by a fierce kick and she would directly kick her into the shooting range gate. When she turned around and saw that a woman had also rushed in with her agility, the one who had just saved her was Yan Qing.

“Bang ~”

Big Teeth Huang hurriedly closed the fence gate and hung his hand with iron wire. Yan Qing and Xu Lizhen also hurriedly ran over to help. After closing the two glass doors, they dragged the dead corpses over and blocked the door. A large amount of corpse stench quickly covered their scent. Not long after, the group of corpses outside lost their target and began to wander aimlessly.

“Hu ~”

The few of them sat on the ground and heaved a long sigh of relief. They threw all the raincoats that were in the way onto the ground. They turned around and saw that Chen Guangda had also resolved the battle. However, they were startled by the number of corpses that numbered as many as twenty to thirty. If it was an ordinary person who had probably gone to see the King of Hell long ago, only Chen Guangda would be able to deal with it calmly.

“Haha ~ Ah Hao’s luck is pretty good. We didn’t run to the wrong place …”

Chen Guangda suddenly slapped a sign on the wall. The first line was “Range Regulations”. Everyone immediately looked around. It looked similar to an ordinary office building. There was a reception hall between the two corridors. The tables, chairs, and stools had long been rammed into a mess by the living corpses. As for where the shooting range was, it was not marked out.

“Big Butt Liu! Looks like we have to reconsider your identity. You’ve dragged us down time and time again along the way. What’s the difference between you and a burden …”

Yan Qing sat on the ground and glared at Liu Sha angrily. Liu Sha was so frightened that her entire body trembled. She hurriedly knelt up and begged, “Sister! I will definitely be careful next time. Please don’t leave me behind. I’ve already worked very hard. When I was training, I was very desperate. However, those living corpses always liked to look for me. You really don’t blame me!”

“Big Butt Liu! Do you know what’s wrong with you …”

Chen Guangda suddenly walked over and held her head. He shook his head and said, “It’s not that you don’t train hard, nor do the living corpses always like to find you. It’s because your ideas are too bad. When I played cards with you in the past, I noticed that you can lose all your shorts every time. If you don’t change luck, something will happen sooner or later!”

‘”Yes, yes! I also found out that after the apocalypse, I was especially unlucky. It was as if everyone and everything were going against me. But I really don’t know what’s going on. Please help me …”

Liu Sha grabbed onto Chen Guangda’s trouser legs and almost cried. Who knew that Chen Guangda would flick her eyebrows and directly wave his hand to the back and say, “Ah Hao! Go find a jar to pee. Your sister Sha’s eyebrows are as black as Old Xu’s wooden ears. It’s impossible not to expel her mold!”

“Ah? Why do you want me to pee? Is there a ceremony …”

Yang Hao scratched his head inexplicably, but he still obediently walked into the nearby office. Not long after, he took half a cup of urine from his teacup. Chen Guangda took it over and looked at it before laughing, “Old Xu! You can squat over together too. Your luck is too ruthless. Master will open up all of you today!”

“Good, good, good! Actually, I didn’t even have the guts to say that I broke the plank of the cesspool, causing me to fall into it and fall all over with shit. I’m also unlucky …”

Xu Lizhen hurriedly squatted over with a little excitement. She knew that Chen Guangda used to deal with dead people, so he must have some ability to do evil things. She also cared about whether it worked or not. No matter how bad her luck was, it couldn’t be worse than now. If Liu Sha died, she probably wouldn’t be far away from death.

“Boy, pee and exorcise! You should all know about this …”

Chen Guangda smiled and handed the urine cup to Xu Lizhen. He pointed at Yang Hao and said, “Yang Hao is not only a vigorous boy, he doesn’t even have the bad habit of jerking his hands. Therefore, his boy’s urine is definitely stronger than anyone else’s. He is definitely an excellent sacred product for repelling evil spirits and avoiding evil spirits. If you want to change luck, don’t think it’s dirty. I’m really talking about experience. I’m not fooling you!”

“Don’t think it’s dirty! Anyway, it came from the same place as that thing …”

Xu Lizhen shook her head firmly. She directly picked up the teacup and took a big sip. Then, she wiped her mouth and said ambiguously to Yang Hao, “Young man, you seem to be angry. There’s a surge of anger in your urine. It seems like you need to find a wife quickly!”

“You … stop talking about how you feel, okay? I feel like vomiting …”

Yang Hao’s face was so red that it was almost bleeding. He didn’t even know what to do when he was embarrassed. However, Chen Guangda was dumbfounded and said, “Old Xu! You’re too impatient! You drank your urine before I finished speaking! I mean, I want you to wipe the boy’s urine between your eyebrows. Who told you to drink it? Are you disgusting?”

“Ah? Then … I drank all of it anyway, so I’ll wipe it again …”

Xu Lizhen laughed embarrassedly, but she did not have any nauseating expression. She quickly touched the boy’s urine in the cup and wiped it on her forehead. Liu Sha also gritted her teeth and went all out. While wiping the boy’s urine, she also rubbed the space between her eyebrows.

“Chen Liuzi! If you dare to make me pee, I will fight with you …”

When Yan Qing saw Chen Guangda looking at her, she immediately took a big step back in horror. However, Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said, “Dude, your entire body has been lit up. My essence isn’t as useful as the boy’s urine pipe. I want to praise you for doing well today. Not only is it much calmer than before, it also helped Liu Da’s butt undo the encirclement twice!”

“Sister! Thank you so much for saving me. I will definitely repay you well in my lifetime …”

Liu Sha stood up and bowed deeply to her. Her expression seemed to be extremely sincere. However, Yan Qing waved her hand and said, “Alright! I didn’t save you to let you repay me. I just wanted to tell you that we are a team. Whether you are useful or not, we will not be easy. The oath of the corpse collector is not for fun!”

“Sixth Master! Can we really be considered corpse collectors now …”

Liu Sha immediately looked at Chen Guangda in surprise. Once he became a corpse collector, he would become Chen Guangda’s trusted aide. Even Xu Lizhen and Big Teeth Huang became excited. Who knew that Chen Guangda would snort coldly and say, “Stop dreaming! You guys are at most reserve players now. Let’s talk about it when you pass my trust test!”

“Mm! We will definitely work hard …”

The three of them nodded their heads without any hesitation. Even if they were only reserve players, they were still pretty good. At least one foot had already stepped into the inner circle. They definitely wouldn’t be thrown away like cannon fodder. Chen Guangda then picked up the short spear and said, “Alright! Continue working. After the big tooth pad, A-Hao will follow me. The rest will adapt to the situation.”

“Yes!”

Everyone valiantly agreed. Even Yan Qing was not careless. However, the group of people immediately became vulgar. Under Chen Guangda’s lead, they stroked the cat’s waist forward. A tightly closed iron door quickly appeared in front of them. On the wall, there was a line of conspicuous red letters, “No one is allowed to enter the shooting range.”

“Big Fang! Pry the door …”

Chen Guangda walked up and forcefully twisted the door handle. He found that he didn’t move at all and immediately moved aside. In order to prevent this, Big Teeth Huang had already prepared a set of tools. He took out the small crowbar and other items and began to break them apart violently. Unexpectedly, a loud “clang” sound suddenly came from upstairs, followed by the sound of a large piece of glass shattering.

“It’s a living corpse dog! Three, I heard the sound of claws …”

Yang Hao’s expression suddenly changed drastically. Even his hair stood on end. They all knew how ferocious the living corpse dog was, and it might even be a police dog. Chen Guangda hurriedly turned to Big Teeth Huang, who was still prizing the door, and said, “Hurry up! Use your fastest speed!”

“No way! The quality of this door is too good, I can’t pry it …”

Big Teeth Huang was so anxious that his face tilted. He tried his best to pry open the crowbar, but the speed at which the living corpse dogs attacked was also very fast. Even Chen Guang could hear them running upstairs. Who knew that at this moment, Liu Sha would sullenly run backwards and disappear at the corner in the blink of an eye.

“Are you crazy? Quickly come back …”

Chen Guangda subconsciously shouted. Liu Sha’s courage shouldn’t be so small. Even if it was to escape, there was no way she could survive. However, in a few breaths, she actually ran back. She threw a bunch of keys and shouted, “Quickly try the keys on top!”

Chen Guangda grabbed the key from the air, picked out a cross and stabbed it. However, he didn’t even match it after three tries. He knew that Liu Sha’s luck wouldn’t be so good, and the three living corpse dogs also rushed downstairs at this time. The entire corridor was filled with their crazy running sounds.

“Coming! Coming!”

Xu Lizhen retreated in horror, her hands trembling as she held the short spear. Three calf-like figures instantly rushed into the corridor. They were actually three strong German black backs, each wearing a vest with a police dog logo. Six blood-red eyeballs stared at the crowd like a light bulb.

“Not good! There are two more …”

Yang Hao suddenly cried out in shock. He saw two smaller wild dogs suddenly appear. They didn’t even make a sound as they walked.

Yang Hao immediately raised his bow and shot an arrow. Unexpectedly, these living corpse dogs were extremely agile. They turned their heads and immediately dodged. The leading living corpse dog immediately kicked its four paws and pounced towards Yang Hao like lightning.