From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1124
Chapter 1124 For My Own Funeral
“Guangda! Drink some water…”
Lin Na squatted in front of Chen Guangda with a complicated expression on his face. Chen Guangda had been sitting on the ground for more than two hours without eating or drinking. He was so stunned that he didn’t even blink. He stared at the few corpses in front of him and the two cars that had been torn into pieces.
“Tell me! Is this really us…”
Chen Guangda looked up stiffly. In fact, what he said was nonsense. They had already checked the bodies and vehicles from inside to outside. The characteristics of the bodies were exactly the same as them, including the relics on their bodies. No one knew their own habits except for themselves.
“I don’t know, but aren’t you all still alive…”
Lin Na gently stuffed the kettle to Chen Guangda. After taking a big gulp, Chen Guangda sighed deeply. But at this time, Chen Quan, Brother Gou and the others had already walked over. Brother Gou said, “There are a few old traffic police officers in the team and two medical doctors who transferred from forensics. They have roughly restored the incident!”
“What do you mean…”
Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his body. Brother Gou sat down and said, “They said that the driver of the Land Rover was a drunk driving and crashed into the Great Wall at a very fast speed. However, there were no traces of a car accident on the surface of the road. The two cars seemed to fall from the sky. The moment they appeared, the place was immediately flattened by the magnetic field!”
“There is another thing that is also very strange…”
Chen Quan also said, “These two cars have been lying in bed for at least two or three years. They are gradually buried by the yellow sand. However, Wang Dafu does not seem to be from the same era as us. The things found on his body are similar to the things he found when he disappeared. However, all of us are dressed like last night. My bag still contains the mobile phone I used in the past, and Zhu Fei is the same!”
“Fatty has only been missing for half a day. If there are people playing tricks, they must not be able to stuff his body into a flat car in such a short time…”
Chen Guangda frowned deeply and muttered, “So I just boldly guessed that Fatty might have really crossed over and then brought us back to wear it. In the end, we unfortunately encountered a car accident. Do you think there is such a possibility?”
Brother Gou immediately asked doubtfully, “Then how did Fatty convince Chen Quan and the others? If he really crossed over and returned to the past, he couldn’t just directly call me your brother, right? Then wouldn’t Chen Quan and the others treat him as a lunatic?”
“No! As long as he says something, I will believe him…”
Chen Quan looked at him with bright eyes and said, “As long as Fatty tells me about my background and says that my brother is Chen Guangda, I will definitely believe him. This is because I have never mentioned this to anyone other than myself. As for my brother, it is even easier. He has been fighting with my brother for so many years. He must know the situation of my brother like the back of his hand!”
“Don’t ignore one thing…”
Lin Na suddenly said, “From the date of the wine production, what Fatty returned to is not the past, but another parallel time and space. However, there was no disaster in that time and space, but why did Fatty come back? He can live according to the previous trajectory there, so I think he probably wants to remind us of something!”
“You don’t understand Fatty…”
Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Fatty was even more awesome than me back then. He definitely wouldn’t be used to it if you let him suddenly return to his previous life. Moreover, his wife and children are still here. Even if he came back for his wife and children, he would still come back. After all, his wife was very philistine back then. She definitely wouldn’t accept the pursuit of a poor loser like him!”
“Maybe! But I think things shouldn’t be so simple…”
Lin Na shook his head again and said, “Based on Fatty’s current experience, it is not difficult for him to earn money. Moreover, there are a few of you who help him, so I insist on my opinion. Fatty probably came back to remind us of something!”
Cong Xiaowei suddenly came from the back and said, “Guangda! We already know who the female corpse is. We found her ID at the bottom of the luggage box. This is a woman who is very close to you. Can you guess who it is?”
“It can’t be Yan Qing, right?”
Chen Guangda suddenly stood up from the ground with a nervous expression. Unexpectedly, Cong Xiaowei shook his head and shook his head with a wry smile. “You should be the only one who knows this woman. Her name is Tan Guixiang. Do you remember her?”
“Tan Guixiang? This name sounds familiar…”
Chen Guangda blinked his eyes in confusion. Suddenly, he understood. “Oh! I remember now. Tan Guixiang is the daughter of the boss of the bun shop. Her bun shop is right across from my coffin shop. However, how could Tan Guixiang die with us? This is completely unrelated!”
“Is Tan Guixiang beautiful?”
Cong Xiaowei crossed his arms and smiled strangely. Chen Guangda frowned and said, “It doesn’t look good. That girl came from the countryside. She has freckles on her face and is very rustic. Other than being thin, she doesn’t have any good points. Could it be that Fatty is too hungry to choose what to eat? Even that girl was harmed?”
“Ha! Don’t splash dirty water on Fatty. She is your wife…”
Cong Xiaowei suddenly took out a marriage certificate from his pocket and slammed it on Chen Guangda. When Chen Guangda instinctively opened it, he was stunned. On it was his wedding photo with Tan Guixiang. The name and ID number were correct. The wedding photo was still him and Tan Guixiang leaning against each other with a very sweet smile.
“F*ck! How can I marry her…”
Chen Guangda heavily smashed the marriage certificate on the ground. When Chen Quan and the others hurriedly picked it up to take a look, the haze in their hearts immediately disappeared. Both of them fell to the ground and laughed wildly. Brother Gou even pounded the ground and laughed loudly, “Your wife is too beautiful. She is really a fairy. I, your brother, am willing to admit defeat and am unable to keep up with her! Wahaha…”
“Laugh your sister! I didn’t really marry her…”
Chen Guangda’s face was red with embarrassment. It was really that Tan Guixiang’s appearance was amazing. She was not inferior to Sister Feng. However, Cong Xiaowei teased, “Don’t be so sure. If it wasn’t for the apocalypse, you would still be the little boss of the coffin shop with a heavy debt. Are you sure you won’t marry her?”
“This…”
Chen Guangda suddenly opened her mouth and couldn’t speak. After a while, she hesitantly said, “Her buns are very famous. Every day, they have to queue up to buy them. I often play with her to cheat her to eat them. She might misunderstand and pester me to pursue me. Maybe my ears will soften and agree!”
“Bullshit! You must have taken a fancy to his money. Look at the big gold chain on your marriage certificate. He must have bought it for you…”
Cong Xiaowei pointed to the ground in a bad mood. Brother Gou immediately raised the marriage certificate for him to see. His smile was extremely vulgar and gloating. Cong Xiaowei shook his head and said, “We don’t know what kind of person you are. If you didn’t want to cheat Little Widow’s money back then, you wouldn’t have eaten the black corpse worm!”
“Alright, alright! I admit that I am dirty. Alright, Tan Guixiang’s family bought five suites in the city center. If it was you guys, you wouldn’t marry…”
Chen Guangda shouted in shame and anger. His old face was as embarrassed as a monkey’s butt. However, Brother Gou and Chen Quan laughed crazily and pounded the ground. However, Lin Na stood up and said, “Don’t laugh! Since even Guangda couldn’t think of this matter, it is very likely that the matter of transmigration is true!”
“Uh ~”
All of them stopped and looked at Lin Na, but Cong Xiaowei took a few steps forward and said, “Even though Nana is right, even Chen Guangda himself would not be able to think of anything, let alone our enemies. However, I am still doubtful about the transmigration. After all, the entire Evil Man Desert is Black Cloud Demon Cave. We are now standing on top of the devil cave. Anything can happen!”
“Yes! We can’t be confused by these things…”
Lin Na nodded heavily and looked straight at Chen Guangda. “Regardless of whether the transmigration is true or not, you should be confident. We are very close to the entrance of the devil cave. The closer this time is, the more you should not let your imagination run wild. We will treat it as an environment. It is the enemy who is disturbing your confidence!”
“You’re right! My brain is already in a mess…”
Chen Guangda took a deep breath and looked at the pile of corpses with a complicated expression. He stared at himself, but Cong Xiaowei decisively waved his hand and shouted, “Someone! Burn these fake goods together with the car and fill the sand back!”
“Yes!”
A group of soldiers immediately ran up and threw a few corpses back into the pit. They directly poured gasoline into the pit. After a match was thrown down, a raging fire immediately soared into the sky. Chen Guangda sighed and said, “Looking at yourself being burned and buried, this feeling is really strange!”
Lin Na suddenly looked at Chen Guangda and asked, “If one day, you can end this disaster with a choice. The price is to let you go back to the past. You have to watch others marry your beloved woman and watch them give birth to children for other men. Will you agree to this condition?”
“Yes!”
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. He lit a cigarette and took a deep breath before saying, “In fact, this is not a choice at all. It is just to let me return to the original point. If not for this disaster, Qingqing and Feifei would not belong to me. Why should I care about this? It is enough to have it before!”
“Is this really what you think in your heart…”
Lin Na’s expression was a little complicated, and Chen Guangda said, “I suddenly understood why I married Tan Guixiang. Her family condition is only one aspect. On the other hand, I’m afraid I want to cut off Yan Qing’s thoughts and make her forget me completely!”
“Yan Qing?”
Lin Na looked at him in confusion, and Chen Guangda said, “Yan Qing has been waiting for me for ten years, but so what? If I were to be with her, she would at most be the next Liu Qianqian. It’s not right for me to marry her. Not to mention that her parents don’t agree to marry her, I also have no face to marry her. So it’s better to be practical. Find a rich and ugly girl and forget about it. This is good for both of us!”
“I understand. This is what you said to me before. Rather than being together, it is better to forget about Jianghu, right…”
Lin Na smiled in relief, but Chen Guangda suddenly stretched and said loudly as he walked back, “The poor husband and wife have a hundred things to grieve about.” “Love and love is a fairy tale story. It is better to be realistic in life to avoid harming others and harming oneself!”