“Don’t let this pig fall asleep again. Use a basin of water to wake him up…”

Chen Guangda looked at a carriage very gloomily. Wang Dafu was lying on his back and sleeping soundly. Even if a basin of cold water was poured down, he actually did not wake up. However, Cong Xiaowei crossed his arms and sneered, “He actually dared to drug this grandaunty. Of course, I have to double it. He won’t wake up until tonight!”

“Why are you looking at me? It’s not like I asked him to drug me. When he wakes up, you can find him and settle the score…”

Chen Guangda looked at her with a guilty conscience and threw the black pot to Wang Dafu. Only then did he get on his horse and give the order to set off. Cong Xiaowei, of course, understood what was going on, but she did not argue with him for the first time. She just looked back at the carriages with nuclear bombs and sighed deeply.

In a flash, three days passed. The dragon-like army finally arrived in front of a daunting desert. Looking at it, it was almost a world of yellow sand. The rolling dunes gave people a strong sense of despair. Humans were no better than a grain of sand here.

“Master Guang! In front of us is the famous sea of death. After entering, the nearest water source will have to walk for three days…”

The middle-aged guide rode up on a camel. Chen Guangda took off the scarf on his face and licked his dry lips. He asked, “Now we can’t use the compass. Are you sure you can take us to the central point and not exhaust us to death in the desert?”

“Don’t worry, Master Guang. I was the one who led the team in the past. I never use a compass to defend the direction…”

The middle-aged guide nodded confidently. Chen Guangda also waved his hand and said, “Inform the logistics team to abandon the useless supplies. The combat team will carry five days of dry food with them. Everyone has to be ready for sunscreen. The military doctor will check the physical condition of the personnel at any time to prevent heatstroke!”

“Yes!”

Several messenger soldiers immediately scattered and dispersed. The order was quickly passed down. About half an hour later, everyone was ready. Chen Guangda shouted again, “The combat forces will speed up with me. The logistics team will meet up with us in the oil fields. Let’s go!”

The long team headed straight for the desert. Each of them had an aura of no regrets. Fortunately, this was not the Sahara Desert. The Death Sea was also a combination of the desert and the desert. Under the leadership of experienced guides, they would definitely reach the central area within four days.

The battle force and the logistics team quickly distanced themselves. They brought more than one guide, and Chen Guangda even secretly hid a few guides in the team to prevent the guides from bringing them into a desperate situation.

…

“Phew! This must be at least fifty degrees. When will this end?”

The sweating Wang Dafu kept complaining. The gauze on his body was almost wet and dry. It alternated between wet and wet. Even the fat in his body had evaporated a lot. This was only the afternoon of the second day of entering the desert.

“Guide! What are you hesitating for? Don’t tell me you are lost…”

Chen Guangda looked at the guide with a gloomy face. The guide quickly stopped the camel and said in fear, “It is impossible to get lost, but I am afraid we have walked the wrong way. The change in the terrain here is too big. It is better for us to rest for a while. Let me go and have a look!”

“Rest in the same place…”

Chen Guangda waved his hand and jumped off the camel. Other than believing in the guide, they had no other way. After all, it was useless to look at the map in this place. Even the military map was almost blank.

“Master Guang! There was a big earthquake in this place. According to my previous experience, I’m afraid I can’t find the way…”

Three Little Geezer wearing military uniforms suddenly walked up. They were the guides hidden in the team. They said helplessly, “Since the Cataclysm, the weather here has become strange. This place is not a desert in the first place. I’m afraid we can only follow the general direction, but the road of injustice is bound to be wrong!”

“Five days! We only have five days of rations. If we get separated from the logistics team, we will all be finished. The few of you should think about it carefully…”

Chen Guangda sat on the sand dune expressionlessly. The three guides immediately looked at each other and quickly climbed to the top of the sand dune to discuss countermeasures. However, Wang Dafu suddenly shouted, “Hey, there is a sand snake! It is an infected sand snake! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Hurry and catch it. We have to eat more tonight!”

Wang Dafu immediately threw away the straw hat on his head and ran after the rapidly swimming sand snake. However, only a few responded. Everyone was almost exhausted from the scorching sun. Only Wang Dafu, this foodie, still had the strength to catch a snake to eat. He ran as fast as a rabbit.

“Ah…”

Wang Dafu suddenly screamed and rolled down from the sand dune. His vision darkened and brightened. When he looked up, he saw that the sand snake had run away. No one followed him to help him catch the snake.

“F*ck! Why is this sand dune like a cliff…”

Wang Dafu scratched his head inexplicably. This fall was as if he had lost his feet from a cliff. However, just as he was about to turn around and go back, he suddenly heard a barking. When he looked back, he saw a dog with curly hair standing on the sand dune looking at him.

“F*ck! Forcing your grandfather to eat a big meal…”

Wang Dafu was amused. This was actually a normal dog without a corpse. He immediately pulled out a dagger and ran towards the puppy. The silly puppy tilted his head and did not run. He rushed up the sand dune at a speed of a hundred meters and pounced on the puppy. However, before he could pounce on it, his heart cooled by more than half.

“Plop ~ ~”

Wang Dafu fell to the ground and ate a mouthful of yellow sand. However, he lay in the sand with a bitter face and did not move. It was because there were more than ten people standing behind the sand dune that directly surrounded him. A girl wearing a red jacket sneered, “Damn Fatty! What are you doing? Do you want to kill my dog?”

“Don’t misunderstand! I’m teasing the dog…”

Wang Dafu quickly got up from the ground with a charming smile. He had obviously fallen for someone else’s dog trap, but the girl took off the goggles on her face and said disdainfully, “Teasing the dog? I think you’re teasing me. What else do you want to do if you’re not killing the dog with a knife in your hand?”

“Beauty! Don’t be angry. Take a cigarette first and let me tell you slowly…”

Wang Dafu smiled and took out a cigarette from his pocket. He could not figure out who these people were. Looking at their fully armed desert travelers, it was obviously impossible for them to be ordinary adventurers. If it was Coffin Mountain who had buried the nail here, his more than one hundred pounds of fat meat would be handed over.

“What smoke! You scared my dog. Compensate…”

The young girl scolded aggressively. However, when Wang Dafu heard the word “compensation”, he breathed a sigh of relief. If not for the bat monster, he would not be afraid. So he lit a cigarette and grinned, “Little girl, you sure have a big tone. Which oasis are you from? Do you know who this Fat Lord is?”

“Yo ~ Could it be that you are from the desert underworld?”

A tall young man suddenly raised an axe and pointed at Wang Dafu arrogantly. However, Wang Dafu smiled smugly and took out a firework stick from his pocket and said, “Kid! You are right. This Fat Lord is the largest underworld organization in the country. Today, I will let you see what a Cloud-Piercing Arrow is. A magnificent army will meet you!”

“Whoosh!”

Wang Dafu suddenly pulled the firework stick in his hand. A red signal bullet immediately shot into the sky. With a “dong” sound, a large firework exploded in the air. The expressions of the group of men and women immediately changed. They nervously looked behind the sand dune, but after waiting for a long time, no one appeared.

“Fatty! Where is your army…”

The group of people all laughed mischievously. Wang Dafu blinked in confusion and quickly took out a whistle from his pocket and blew on it. However, the girl suddenly rushed up and kicked him off the sand dune. She cursed, “I’ll kick you to death, fat pig. Let’s see if you still dare to act tough!”

“Don’t come over! Otherwise, I’ll kill you all…”

Wang Dafu was so agile that he didn’t look like a Fatty at all. Not only did he roll on the ground, he directly jumped up. He also took the opportunity to pull out the Corpse Claw Spear on his back. Then, he raised the Corpse Claw Spear high up and shouted, “Open your dog eyes and take a good look. The six bars of the Corpse Claw Spear, I am the four great demon kings of the Corpse Collector!”

“Hahaha…”

The group of young men and women all started laughing wildly. Even Curly Hair was barking wildly. The young girl was even laughing as she leaned back and forth. “Four demon kings, you must have read too many fantasy novels. Damn Fatty, I warn you. If you don’t compensate us, we will take action!”

“Sure! If you have the guts, come up. Let’s see who kills who…”

Wang Dafu spat on his palm. He was finally getting serious. As long as the other party was not a mutant, it would be easy for him to deal with a dozen young men. However, when the other party saw his murderous look, he actually retreated. The young girl frowned and snorted, “Humph! What bad luck. We met a lunatic. Let’s go!”

“Brother Liu! Has the car been repaired? We are going to die of heat…”

The young man with the ax also shouted loudly. But before he could finish his words, Wang Dafu’s eyes suddenly widened. He saw two domestic off-road vehicles coming from behind the sand dune. He immediately rubbed his eyes hard and suddenly found that the ax in the young man’s hand was also rusty. It was obviously an iron ax.

“D * mn! Is there no magnetic field…”

Wang Dafu looked at the two cars in disbelief, but when he saw that the other party was about to leave, he rushed up and said with a smile on his face, “Wait a minute! Pretty ladies and handsome guys, may I ask where you came from? Can you sell these two cars to me? How much is it? I promise I won’t bargain!”

“One million! Can you afford it…”

The girl looked at him as if she was looking at a lunatic. However, Wang Dafu directly removed his backpack and took out a large number of gold chains from his bag. There were even many diamond rings and necklaces. He smiled and said, “So many jewelry should be enough. I can give you two Western Xia cigarettes. How about it?”

“Get lost! You want to cheat our car with a bunch of fake goods. Do you think we are idiots? If you want to buy a car, take out the RMB…”

The girl did not even look at the jewelry in his hand, but Wang Dafu almost thought that he heard wrong. But when he subconsciously looked into the car, the car dashboard was not only filled with a lot of money and bills. There was also an Apple phone with a WeChat world.

“Hello, my dear audience. Now, let’s put in an emergency channel information. There were three cars on the high shelf in the east of the city. The road from the east to the west…”

The music in the car suddenly changed. It directly turned into a radio station. Wang Dafu suddenly looked around at the group of people, dumbfounded. After pinching his thigh, he asked, “Excuse me! Can you tell me what month it is this year?”

“The 18th of September in six years…”

The group of people looked at him in confusion. Wang Dafu’s fat body shook in an instant. He threw the necklace in his hand to the driver as if he had gone crazy. He grabbed the phone from the control panel and pressed a phone number. Soon, someone muttered, “The phone number of Xi Xia? Hello! Who is it?”

“I… I am looking for Wang Dafu…”

“Yes, I am. Who are you?”

“Crack!”

The phone in Wang Dafu’s hand fell to the ground. His face changed dramatically, and he turned around and shivered. “It’s over! I was hit by a trick, and it’s an illusion. It can’t be time-travel. Yes, yes, yes! Hurry up and take the medicine!”