“Help…”

Wang Dafu’s miserable scream resounded through the night sky. Chen Guangda, who was searching for traces on the mountain, immediately picked up his flashlight and turned around. He saw that Wang Dafu was running very fast with his pants in hand. There was also Brother Gou who was running very fast. The two of them did not have the awareness of being a corpse collector. They screamed even more miserably than the old woman.

“What’s going on? What is chasing them…”

Cong Xiaowei and the others quickly raised their Corpse Claw Spears. The soldiers at the foot of the mountain also picked up their crossbows. However, they only saw the two of them running fast. The thick grass and trees were scattered all over the sky, but they could not see the enemy that attacked them.

“Everyone, spread out. Be careful that there is something in the ash of the grass…”

Chen Guangda hurriedly waved his hand and jumped onto another big rock. He held his spear and stared at the ground vigilantly. However, they still did not find anything when Wang Dafu and the other person ran up like a whirlwind. Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise, “Fatty! What is chasing you?”

“Are you blind? Can’t you see that big female ghost…”

Wang Dafu hurriedly pulled up his pants, but when they looked back, they were stunned. Brother Gou rubbed his eyes and said suspiciously, “Damn! Why is it gone? The ghost girl was chasing us just now. Not only did she hold her head, but she also floated out from the ground. It’s so exciting!”

“Brother! There’s something wrong with the place where Fatty pooped…”

Chen Quan suddenly came over with a cigarette in his mouth. He pointed at the bottom of the hill and said indifferently, “When Old Dong sent the paper to Fatty, I was just observing the situation at the foot of the mountain. Then I saw them squatting together in panic, but I didn’t see anything. So there must be something in that area that affected them!”

“Fatty! It must be you. It wasn’t you who always wanted the female ghost to send toilet paper. How could something like this happen…”

Brother Gou glared at Wang Dafu in a bad mood. Wang Dafu was very unconvinced and wanted to explain. However, when he saw that Chen Guangda went down the mountain directly, he had to follow him with the flashlight. However, Chen Guangda said without looking back, “You guys guard the surroundings. Fatty and I will go and take a look!”

“Brother! I feel that this place is really a bit strange. I haven’t even finished pooping and I already saw a ghost. There must have been a lot of people who died here…”

Wang Dafu followed closely behind Chen Guangda. His pair of fish eyes kept looking around, but Chen Guangda said disdainfully, “I think you are the one who pulled the shit to other people’s graves. You are a big fool who is afraid of ghosts. Why do you have to pretend to be a big cloveof garlic? Otherwise, we will be fine!”

“We are here! Be careful, the ghost girl is so ugly…”

Wang Dafu looked around in fear. The zombie claw spear in his other hand was about to be squeezed out of the water. Chen Guangda also slowed down and began to observe the surroundings. He kept kicking away the grass and dust on the ground to check the situation on the ground.

“Brother! Can you turn back and look? I always feel that there is something behind us…”

Wang Dafu suddenly trembled and poked Chen Guangda’s waist. The angry Chen Guangda was about to scold him, but he was shocked when he turned around. A red-clothed female ghost with a face full of blood floated behind them. Not only were there many big holes on her face, but there were also many disgusting maggots crawling around.

“Are there ghosts…”

When Wang Dafu saw that Chen Guangda did not speak, he immediately shrank his neck. However, Chen Guangda turned around and said, “Our female soldiers are really bold. They actually dare to take off their pants in public. Wow! These buttocks are really white!”

“Where, where…”

Wang Dafu immediately turned around in a hurry. Suddenly, he saw a rotten face. The tip of his nose almost hit the female ghost’s face. He heard a scream and fell to the ground. Then, he rolled and crawled as he shouted, “Chen Guangda! F*ck you, you perverted bastard!”

“Hahaha…”

Chen Guangda covered his belly and laughed loudly. The female ghost in front of him immediately floated over and stared at him with two eyes full of fat maggots. She even let out a low, cold roar. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Scram as far as you can. Fatty is afraid of ghosts, but I am not!”

“Hu ~”

The female ghost disappeared in an instant, as if she understood Chen Guangda’s threat. However, Wang Dafu raised her head from the ashes of the grass and trees, and said in shock like an African black ghost, “What… what happened? Did you run into Big-headed Ghost? But Big-headed Ghost is not like this!”

“You are just afraid because you are lacking in goods. Didn’t you see that he is holding a roll of toilet paper in his hand? They are all ghosts you imagined…”

Chen Guangda walked over in a bad mood and kicked him on the butt. Then, he looked at the dumbfounded Wang Dafu and said, “Although Big-headed Ghost is not like this, this thing is the same as Big-headed Ghost. The more you are afraid of it, the more it will appear in front of you. It should be something one level lower than Big-headed Ghost!”

“Damn! It’s really an illusion…”

Wang Dafu got up while swearing. He waved the Corpse Claw Spear and began to become spirited. He looked around and said, “There is no need to guess. This damn thing must be hiding in this area. However, this mountain is not far from Consonance Taoist Priest’s sect. Could it be a trap they deliberately set up?”

“The trap should not be. They are eager for me to find Black Cloud Demon Cave now…”

Chen Guangda shook his head and began to poke around the ground, looking for suspicious places inch by inch. Unexpectedly, his eyes suddenly blurred. He saw seven or eight ugly old women with heavy makeup suddenly appear. Not only were they all wearing disgusting sexy clothes, but they also surrounded them coquettishly.

“Damn you! Damn Fatty, what the hell are you thinking about…”

Chen Guangda almost spat it out. It was so disgusting that he got goosebumps. However, Wang Dafu said innocently, “I didn’t think about anything. I just wanted to sing a song to boost my courage. I was drunk alone. Seven or eight old women slept with me. So… that’s it!”

“Change my mind. I’m going to vomit…”

Chen Guangda was really disgusted. He would rather face the female ghost than see these old witches. Wang Dafu’s willpower was definitely not as strong as his. The inferior version of Big-headed Ghost, who was hiding in the dark, would naturally stare at his weakness and attack him desperately.

“F*ck! It’s so cool! You can do whatever you want. It’s even more satisfying than a 4D three-dimensional movie. Don’t kill that guy if you catch him. If you catch him and open a movie theater, you’ll definitely earn a lot…”

Wang Dafu suddenly felt high and directly closed his eyes. However, it was too late for Chen Guangda to stop him. A group of coquettish old women suddenly evaporated and were replaced by a pair of middle-aged men and women. They stood alone not far away and watched them.

“Little Fu! It’s time to go home and eat. Mom has cooked the food for you…”

The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Dafu with a kind face. Wang Dafu immediately opened his eyes as if he was struck by lightning. When he saw the middle-aged couple, his eyes instantly turned red. He almost couldn’t help but go forward and call his parents, but Chen Guangda hurriedly shouted, “Don’t go over there! There’s a cliff over there!”

“Little Fu! Quickly come home for dinner with Dad. You haven’t been home for such a long time, and Mom and Dad miss you…”

The middle-aged man also extended his hand with longing. Tears began to swirl in his eyes. Chen Guangda quickly wanted to go up and hold Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu suddenly fell to his knees with a thud. He directly knelt down in the thick ash of grass and began to kowtow hard.

“Dad! Mom! Son is unfilial. I can’t take care of you until you die. I will kowtow to you and apologize…”

Wang Dafu, who had tears streaming down his face, kowtowed with all his might, causing the ground to rumble. Before he could finish kowtowing, blood flowed out. However, he did not care at all. He only gave up after kowtowing nine times.

Only after a long while did he stand up, trembling. He wiped away the black dust on his face and said with a smile, “Dad! Mom! I want to tell you a piece of good news. I have already married a wife. It is my old classmate, Qiu Shiman. She is already pregnant with my child!”

“Okay, okay! I knew that our son would definitely be successful…”

The old couple shed tears of emotion. They did not call Wang Dafu over. Instead, they raised their hands toward Wang Dafu and said, “Xiao Fu! Go to work well. Your father and I are very good. Your uncle and aunt are with us. You don’t have to worry about us. Come to visit us when you are free!”

“Mom! Don’t worry. I will go back one day. I will take your grandson to see you…”

Wang Dafu kept wiping the tears on his face. While crying, he forced a smile. The old couple smiled and nodded. They helped each other to a dark place and slowly disappeared.

“Brother Guang…”

Wang Dafu suddenly took a deep breath. He slowly turned around and said, “No matter what it is, let’s not kill it. Although it is just an illusion, I am still very grateful to it. I finally saw my parents one last time!”

“It is here…”

Chen Guangda suddenly pointed to a hollow dead tree beside him. Only then did Wang Dafu notice that a little boy with a bare butt was standing by the tree. He raised his head high and looked at Chen Guangda. He said in a childish voice, “Uncle! I’ll change whatever you want to see. Don’t kill me, okay?”

“Why? Are you afraid of me…”

Chen Guangda smiled and squatted down. The little boy immediately nodded and said, “You are different from the fat uncle. What you are afraid of will ignite the anger in your heart, so I don’t dare to show it. Once I do, you will never let me go. I didn’t mean to harm you, I just can’t leave here!”

“Don’t worry! Uncle won’t kill you. Tell uncle where your real body is, and uncle will take you away from here…”

Chen Guangda looked at the little boy very gently. The little boy hesitated a little, then turned and pointed to a small hill behind him. He said, “There are bad people who want me to help them guard the treasure. If I don’t listen to them, they will punish me!”

“Alright! Uncle will take you away now. In the future, no one will punish you…”

Chen Guangda directly stood up and walked forward. Wang Dafu also hurriedly followed him. Unexpectedly, Cong Xiaowei suddenly ran over and squatted beside the little boy. He asked, “Little boy! Tell auntie, is that uncle most afraid that you will become an auntie called Ding Li?”

“No! He is afraid that I will become himself…”

The little boy shook his head obediently. Cong Xiaowei’s expression immediately changed. The little boy tilted his head and said, “Who is Ding Li? Uncle has a lot of aunts in his heart, but there doesn’t seem to be this aunt called Ding Li!”

“This…”

Cong Xiaowei opened his mouth and didn’t know how to answer. He was afraid that Chen Guangda had already buried Ding Li in the bottom of his heart, a place that even Big-headed Ghost couldn’t touch.