From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1110
Chapter 1110 Return to Evil Man Desert
“Boom boom boom boom boom!”
The ground trembled with the sound of dull footsteps. Several silly living corpses who were gnawing at grass on the Gobi Desert immediately stood up in a daze. However, they saw the overwhelming flood of human soldiers rushing towards them. The living corpses immediately let out excited roars. It had been a long time since they had seen so many living people.
Whoosh ~
The two hyenas suddenly rushed forward like a whirlwind. Several skinny living corpses immediately panicked. The hunting instincts hidden deep in their genes told them that these two damned hyenas were definitely trying to steal food. Soon, they would attract more companions to attack them.
However, before their rotting bodies could react, the two hyenas ran away without a trace. A hyena was so frightened that even its urine dripped out. At this moment, a black shadow suddenly jumped out of the mud pit and flew backwards with mud and sand all over its body. Its speed was unprecedented in the world.
The few silly zombies didn’t react for a long time. The one who had just escaped was their big brother. The mutated sand monster with three bars could dig holes and drill holes. It was definitely the bull corpse that ran rampant in the Gobi Desert. Even Bloody Mary had to give him a kiss when she saw it, but it actually escaped in the face of so much delicious food.
“Pollution …”
A dull horn suddenly sounded. Several silly living corpses finally saw that these humans were all wearing shining corpse jumping armor. The last one was the Sand Lizard Armor. There were more than a dozen fat corpse kings with their heads stuck high on the flag pole. They stuck out their tongues with sad expressions, as if they were saying that you idiots wouldn’t escape quickly.
“Roar! Roar!”
The few living corpses immediately roared with unwillingness. Their limited IQ made them not know what fear was. They all rushed forward without fear of death. Who knew that their formation hadn’t even changed, and they directly took large strides and crashed into each other.
The few dead bodies immediately fell to the ground miserably. Countless large feet continuously stepped on their bodies, causing their heads to bleed. They cried and cried out for their mother and father until the last moment of their lives. No wonder their big brother wanted to run when he saw these people. The living corpses were trampled to death by humans. This embarrassment was simply thrown into their grandmother’s house.
“Stop!”
The two red banners suddenly stood high. The hundreds of thousands of corpse collectors immediately stopped in unison. The rumbling sound of their stomps caused even the earth to tremble. Soon, the messenger waved the banner and shouted, “The logistics unit will camp where they are. The combat unit will change their equipment!”
“Brothers …”
A black horse suddenly rushed up the high slope. It looked like he was holding an iron spear high up. However, just as he rushed up the slope, the iron spear flew away with a “whoosh”. It stabbed into the pile at any moment. This time, no one had to say that everyone knew that the terrifying Evil Desert had arrived.
Chen Guangda immediately raised a loudspeaker and shouted, “Behind me is the so-called Evil Desert. Everyone here is a murderous devil. Everyone’s hands are stained with blood, but the era of Evil Desert will end. Because we are here to collect the corpses, brothers, tell me loudly what our slogan is.”
“Steal. Money! Steal food! Steal girls …”
The hundred thousand troops all shouted loudly, their auras soaring into the clouds. However, Chen Guangda’s old face suddenly turned red. Following that, he saw the officers of each brigade shouting angrily. The soldiers were stunned for a moment before stuttering, “Serve the people and eradicate all evil forces!”
“That’s right …”
Chen Guangda nodded awkwardly. “We are the government troops, and behind us are the citizens who support us, so we represent justice and peace. All the evil forces that dare to stop us will be trampled under my feet. Let us build a harmonious society together and let the people live and work in peace and contentment. Do you have confidence, brothers?” He said loudly.
“Yes …”
“Yes …”
The warriors sparsely agreed. The atmosphere was not warm at all. Wang Dafu immediately ran behind Chen Guangda and whispered, “Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? You weren’t at that level when you spoke before. Are you hosting the news broadcast?”
“Do you think I’m willing? Isn’t it unaccustomed to just becoming Shangguan Jun …”
Chen Guangda glared at him angrily. He could only clear his throat and shout, “We have to abide by the rules of the government army in the city. However, all the rules outside are set by our corpse collectors. As long as you lay down Shabak for me, I will open the city for you to enjoy for three days. You can eat any meat, sleep any girl, and drink any wine you want. Do you have confidence?”
“Yes!!!”
The soaring shout instantly intimidated the heavens. Even all the warhorses were hissing in Xi Jin Jin. It was as if they had fought for the mare in the city. Their ferocious posture immediately restored the corpse collector’s proper state. Chen Guang Da shouted, “Good luck, eat chicken tonight!”
Not long after, the dark army set off again. This time, they were all wearing light armor and carrying new strength with their Corpse Claw Spear. The crossbows, however, were not idle. Apart from using bulls and horses to carry large quantities of logistical supplies, there were also stainless steel mortars and all-copper grenades made by the arsenal overnight.
“Evil Man Mo! I’m back …”
Chen Guangda rode his black horse and directly stepped into the Evil Man Desert. An indescribable feeling seemed to make his entire body weigh a few pounds. However, he didn’t know if he would welcome his return. Snowflakes actually floated in the sky and kissed him on the face with an icy cold kiss.
“Is it snowing?”
Chen Guangda raised his head in astonishment. A few hundred meters ahead was the boundless desert. This was the first time he had seen snow fall in this desert. When they entered the desert, the snow was getting heavier and heavier. Soon, a layer of snow-white sand dunes covered the endless sand dunes.
“Wow ~ So beautiful, I like snowing the most …”
Cong Xiaowei suddenly cheered happily, Wang Dafu smiled and said, “As a standard fat southern dog, the first time I saw snow was in Golden City. I didn’t expect the second time to be in the desert. My life has not been in vain.”
“The auspicious snow bodes well for the harvest. I hope this is a good sign …”
Chen Guangda forcefully grabbed the horse’s stomach and quickly rushed forward. He also liked snowing very much. The cold feeling was very uncomfortable. However, he couldn’t help but turn around and see that everyone’s faces were filled with childlike smiles. He tried his best to imprint everyone’s smiles in his mind. He silently prayed that they would be by his side when he came back.
The army marched very slowly. It took them another two days to reach the first stop, Moonshine Bay. It was also the first time he had met Sha Daji. Moonshine Bay was still in such a dilapidated state. However, the conflict between the villains did not seem to affect them. The residents continued to live in an orderly manner.
“Brother Wen … Brother Wen! Why are you bringing so many people …”
Just as Chen Guangda rode his horse into Moonshine Bay, he saw Shen Yanwei, an old acquaintance. He wore a brand-new sheepskin jacket and a big red cap on his head. He and his girlfriend Liu Xiaona were standing on the roadside with great restraint. However, as more and more corpse collectors walked in, their mouths widened.
“Oh ~ Wearing such a festive dress, can’t it be asking for a concubine’s wife …”
Chen Guangda laughed and got off the horse. The road was already filled with residents carrying specialty products, but he didn’t dare to crowd around to peddle them like last time.
Shen Yanwei hurriedly shook his head and said, “No … no! Isn’t it about to celebrate the New Year? Get new clothes to welcome the New Year, but Brother Wen, what are you doing? These people don’t seem to be from our Great Desert, right?”
“Of course not! The whole country has been unified. They are all officials sent by the government …”
Chen Guangda smiled and patted his shoulder. Shen Yanwei’s eyes immediately lit up fiercely and said in surprise, “Really? The living corpses outside are gone? Then can we go back to our hometown? Can the government help us?”
“There are still quite a few living corpses, but basically every province has a settlement camp. If you want to go back to your hometown, I can help you arrange it. The townspeople can evacuate together …”
Chen Guangda nodded his head without hesitation. Shen Yanwei immediately cheered and jumped onto the big rock like crazy to shout for good news. The people around him were all dancing in excitement. However, a tall and beautiful figure suddenly rushed out from the roadside and called him husband.
Pu ~
Chen Guangda, who had just lit up a cigarette, spat out his cigarette and pounded his chest with a violent cough. However, Wang Dafu’s thieving eyes lit up. Looking at the tall beauty with an excited expression, he immediately laughed lascivious and said, “Little sister, who’s my big brother’s wife? Where did you get married?”
“In the Purple Bamboo Forest of Crouching Bull Lake, although we didn’t officially get married, he … he lifted my head …”
Qiu Yu shyly walked up to look at Chen Guangda. When the guards heard this, they tactfully put away their weapons and stepped aside. However, they jumped down from Xiaowei and sneered, “Chen! You really have a lot of debts. You can sleep a little widow in a small mountain village, and you can get a little wife in a small broken town. How impressive!”
“Don’t talk nonsense here. She and I are innocent, even more innocent than scallions mixed with tofu …”
Chen Guangda wiped away the tears on his face and stood up. He looked at Qiu Yu, who was biting her red lips and looking shy. He asked awkwardly, “Xiao Yu! We didn’t sleep that time. Don’t call us husband, right? Why didn’t you run back to the Crouching Bull Lake?”
‘”The boss lady is dead. Everyone said that you killed her yourself. Later on, there was chaos. Your good brothers gave me a sum of money to escape. They said that your enemies are too afraid of implicating me …”
Qiu Yu pouted helplessly. Seeing that Chen Guangda’s wife was not present, she immediately ran up and grabbed Chen Guangda’s arm. Obviously, she was determined to be his wife. Chen Guangda could only awkwardly wave his hand and say, “Tell the brothers to set up camp and rest. We’ll set off tomorrow morning!”
“Brother! Are you bringing troops back to take revenge? How many people did you bring this time? I heard that Sha Daji and the others are also strong now …”
Qiu Yu looked out worriedly. She could not count the dark troops, but after Chen Guangda casually said 100,000 yuan, she immediately covered her mouth in shock and shouted, “100,000 yuan? You … Are you planning to unify the Evil Desert?”
“Of course! Do you think we’re here for a trip …”
Chen Guangda patted her little butt habitually, but he regretted it. Qiu Yu actually snorted and stuck her face on his body. He could only push Qiu Yu away gently and say, “This sister is called Gloomy Biao. She is the first wife of my family, and she is the one who is most easily jealous!”
“Ah? Isn’t your first wife Yan Qing …”
Qiu Yu bounced away from him like an electric shock. Her face turned red as she looked at Cong Xiaowei. However, Cong Xiaowei sneered and said, “Can’t I? I’m a third person who interfered and crippled the empress of the main palace. Watch out, you little girl. If you dare to seduce me again … Old Chen, I’m not courteous to you!”
“No! I … I don’t want a title …”
Qiu Yu waved her little hand in panic. Her red face turned pale again. Who knew that Cong Xiaowei would laugh. Chen Guangda couldn’t help but laugh and say, “Alright! Sister Biao is just joking with you. Hurry up and come with me and tell me about the recent events in Evil Man Mo!”