From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1103
Chapter 1103 Pretend to Be Struck by Lightning
Actually, to ordinary commoners, no matter who was the boss, it was the same. In any case, they could not control their own destiny. When the above law descended, they could only obediently abide by it. Even if they cheated their father, they would only dare to curse under the quilt. As for rebellion, it was a matter of ancient times.
However, just two to three hours after the corpse collectors entered the city, more and more people dared to go out, because they gradually discovered that the corpse collectors were not as vicious as the legends said. They did not flirt with girls on the streets, nor did they randomly kill or rob them. Moreover, not only did they buy things for money, they also lined up in an orderly manner to shop.
“Master! What are you looking at? My kidney is burnt …”
Wang Dafu suddenly shouted. The barbecue stall owner recovered from his panic and hurriedly took out a few more bunches of sheep kidneys. “Sorry! I was just looking at those corpses. They didn’t rob them of money, but they were actually clearing the sewer there. Are you out of your mind?”
‘”Cut ~ Their brains aren’t bad. You guys are just donkey shit. The light outside and the sewers are blocked like that, and they’re still not clear. Wait until the heavy rain comes and the sewage flows. Those with broken feet will turn into corpses as soon as they step on them. Do you understand?”
Wang Dafu picked up a bunch of kidneys and disdained them. Only then did the stall owner nod his head in realization. He scratched his head and muttered, “According to what I said, these people are considerate. They are more reliable than our municipal department. However, they are still a bit stupid. They will definitely make a fortune if they go to those officials’ houses to light up their guns at this time!”
“How is that possible? They are serious government troops, not bandits coming down from the mountain. They will be shot by the gendarmerie if they are burned and looted …”
Wang Dafu looked at him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He didn’t know what these people were thinking, but an old woman suddenly ran over and shouted, “Hurry up, hurry up! Follow me to the corpse collector to sell mutton. Those people are having a celebration dinner tonight. They are buying something with gold. One sheep is giving two gold bars!”
“More … more …”
The stall owner was so frightened that he stuttered. However, the old woman held her thumb and said, “Wow, one gold bar is so thick. One sheep can give two gold bars. Old Liu, who opened the pawnshop, cut the gold bars open and tested them on the spot. They are all pure gold. They are better than those from the jewelry shop. Let’s hurry up and leave. This kind of fool is rare!”
“You guys can roast it yourself. You don’t need money anymore …”
The stall owner immediately threw down the kebabs and ran like a whirlwind. He rushed into the house and pushed into the cart. Wang Dafu was dumbfounded as he looked at the kebabs on the stove, but Chen Guangda walked up from behind. He quickly picked up the kebabs and asked, “Who is this logistics guy? No matter how much money he has, he can’t be so stupid!”
“Are you stunned in the Northwest? Do you know how much our mutton costs?”
Wang Dafu rolled up his sleeves and said, “Even if we had money, we couldn’t buy mutton. Goats and sheep are all in the breeding farms. We only released some for sale during the New Year holidays. We still have to get up early and wait in line. Those guys in the logistics department must be laughing awkwardly now. It’s a credit to pull them back!”
“Ha ~ I forgot even if you didn’t say it. It seems that both sides thought they were taking advantage of me …”
Chen Guangda couldn’t help but laugh. He had stayed in the Northwest for a long time and had forgotten about the difference in prices between the two places. There was money on their side that couldn’t buy meat, while there was meat on this side that wasn’t worth much. Fresh vegetables were much more expensive than meat, so both sides thought that they had run into a big fool.
“F*ck! What kind of craftsmanship are you doing? You’re so salty. Let’s go! Let’s eat somewhere else …”
Wang Dafu tasted a mouthful of Chen Guangda’s roasted skewer and immediately threw it away with disgust on his face. He directly called Brother Dog and Chen Quan and the other old masters and strolled forward. Yan Qing and the rest of the girls had already parted ways with them to go to the mall to scavenge the goods.
However, they were quickly dumbfounded. The merchants on the streets actually heard the wind and carried all kinds of ingredients to find the “big fool”. Many residents also rushed out of their homes and rushed into the streets with their own local specialties. As soon as they saw the corpse collectors wearing military uniforms, they would ask them if they wanted them. The shops on the roadside would be empty in a flash.
“It’s time to rest! I can’t even eat a bowl of noodles …”
Brother Gou patted Gu Gu’s belly and wanted to cry, but Chen Guangda laughed and said, “Boy Shui! Tell the officers at all levels to notify the soldiers who don’t have any duty to go shopping. Those who don’t have money can exchange them for goods. Anyway, buy more local specialties and bring them home, but don’t go to the red light district. The government army must look like the government army!”
“Alright!”
Boy Shui quickly agreed and turned around to run away. Wang Dafu immediately chuckled and said, “You’re trying to buy people off. I estimate that after our tens of thousands of brothers sweep the goods crazily, the citizens of this city will definitely be closer to us than they are to their relatives in the future!”
“Who doesn’t kiss Qian? Haha …”
Chen Guangda proudly walked forward. He didn’t believe in a lot of money. If the money was smashed down, the people here would still not like them. However, Qiu Lili suddenly ran out of breath and shouted, “War … Oh no! Brother Wen! Can you lend me something valuable? I need it urgently!”
“You, a major, didn’t bring any money with you when you went out. You actually came here to meet me …”
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes at her angrily, but Qiu Lili said helplessly, “Our money isn’t useful here. I took out some money that others thought was a coin, and I forgot to bring some valuable things. It just so happened that my relatives were having a wedding. If I went there empty-handed, I definitely wouldn’t have a good face!”
“Oh ~ I found your mother so quickly. It’s quite efficient …”
Chen Guangda looked at her in astonishment. Unexpectedly, Qiu Lili shook her head and said, “It was my aunt’s youngest son who got married. Their family had a grudge with our family, and they happened to catch up with us when we entered the city. A room full of people didn’t even dare to speak too loudly. They kicked me out the moment I entered the house. They even called me a bad luck!”
“Brothers, let’s go eat the wedding banquet …”
Chen Guangda immediately snapped his fingers. Qiu Lili immediately led the way in a surprised manner. Soon, she crossed the street and walked to a residential area. The surroundings were all on the second or third floor built by herself. From afar, she saw a large courtyard with big red flowers tied up in front of it. There was also a large rush with flowers on top of it stopping at the door.
“Congratulations! Gonger …”
Chen Guangda was stunned when he smiled and walked to the courtyard. Everyone in the courtyard was quiet. They even drank water secretly. When they saw them, they immediately looked over. However, a middle-aged woman hurriedly greeted them and said, “You are my son’s friends. Come in and have a seat, but you can’t make trouble. You know the situation outside!”
“Second aunt!”
Qiu Lili suddenly walked out from behind. The middle-aged woman’s expression immediately changed. She angrily said, “What are you doing here again? You don’t think our family has enough trouble. Even those who collected the corpses have been recruited into the city by you. Our grand joyous event is about to become a funeral!”
“Big sister! You can’t say that. Is it a good thing that the corpse collector is here?”
Chen Guangda smiled and opened his bag. He took out a handful of gold bars from his bag. He weighed them up and said, “Look, this is what I just exchanged with the corpse collector. They only paid two gold bars for a sheep. Have you ever seen such a silly guy with so much money? Oh right!” “These six golden bars are gifts that Lili asked me to give you. It happens to be six or six great golden bars!”
“Ah? This …”
The middle-aged woman looked at Qiu Lili in astonishment. However, Chen Guangda directly stuffed the gold bar into her hand. Why did he shout, “Why are you all so quiet? The corpse collector is not a bandit. He is very friendly to us, fatty! Light those firecrackers in the courtyard!”
“No!!!”
Everyone in the courtyard almost jumped up. A bridegroom rushed out of the room and shouted, “Who the hell are you? Are you trying to kill us? The corpse collectors are all here! Why don’t you capture us and shoot us all?”
“Zhao Ziwen! It really is you. You deliberately came here to cause trouble, right?”
Before the groom could finish his words, a young woman with a curved back and forth ran out of the room and glared at Chen Guangda angrily. Chen Guangda looked at her and thought for a long time before suddenly shouting, “I remember that you are the widow of Brother Haodong’s family. Your name is … Bai Ou, right?”
“You’re the widow. Your entire family is widows. Where’s that stinking bitch Jiang Shilin? Tell her to come out for me …”
Bai Ou immediately shouted aggressively. This woman was Jiang Shilin’s fake best friend. Her husband was also a gangster brother in Liangzhou City. When Jiang Shilin called him to save her, he was shot by the four heavenly kings of Gao Mian Jun. From then on, this little widow hated Jiang Shilin and even spread rumors everywhere about looking for someone to kill her.
“Lili! Isn’t this your relative …”
Chen Guangda turned around to look at Qiu Lili, puzzled. Who knew that Qiu Lili would actually nod her head. She said awkwardly, “She is my uncle’s niece. She should be considered a distant relative of my family. However, do you have any misunderstandings? Don’t … don’t bother with her, okay?”
“Ha! He won’t argue with me? I still don’t want to let him off …”
Bai Ou slammed the table fiercely and saw a few strong men walk out of the room. He hugged his arms and stared at Chen Guangda and the others with an unfriendly expression. However, Wang Dafu rubbed his hands and said, “Wow! That’s great! I found a chance to act tough the moment I entered the room. This is really fun!”
“Damn fatty! What the fuck are you talking about? If you have the guts, say it again …”
Bai Ou thought that Wang Dafu was scolding her and pointed at his nose. However, Wang Dafu said disdainfully, “Big and small milk! Don’t be so arrogant. I, Niu Dana, am not easy to provoke. If you are really awesome, just light these fireworks for me. Who wouldn’t dare to point out who is my grandson?”
“How dare you? If you don’t, you’re my son …”
Bai Ou subconsciously covered his chest and glared at Wang Dafu like a shrew. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu took out a lighter and walked over. The expressions of the people in the courtyard changed again. The groom hurriedly shouted, “Sister! Are you crazy? If you cause trouble at this time, you’re doomed!”
“Little fatty! If you have something to say, you must not light this cannon …”
A few old men also hurriedly grabbed Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu looked at Bai Ou arrogantly. Unexpectedly, Bai Ou shouted loudly, “Let him know. My godfather is Chen Guangda. I’m afraid that these punks won’t be able to do anything when my godfather enters the city!”
“Cough cough cough …”
Chen Guangda suddenly threw away his cigarette and coughed violently. Wang Dafu and the others immediately burst into laughter. Even Qiu Lili burst into tears. Only Elder Brother Gou grabbed Chen Guangda’s head and shouted like a ghost, “You’re dying! You’re going to die!”
“What demonic beast, hiss …”
Chen Guangda suddenly took a deep breath and looked at the room with horrified eyes. He saw a bride wearing a big red wedding dress slowly walking out. She was both beautiful and dignified, and her temperament was extremely elegant.
“What’s the matter?”
Wang Dafu looked at them inexplicably. Unexpectedly, Fifth Brother’s face was full of stiffness as he spoke to the Screaming Empress. Wang Dafu’s entire body immediately trembled and said, “Damn! I told you to pretend to be struck by lightning. You can’t eat chickens and wait to eat shit this time!”