From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1102
Chapter 1102 Good Luck! Have Chicken Tonight
“What are you doing? We are from the South Harbor Squadron. We are here on a mission …”
The female officer cried out in panic. She never thought that in the blink of an eye, all her colleagues would turn against each other. However, Wang Dafu raised his arms and said arrogantly, “Little bitch! Do you know whose territory this is? Take off your pants obediently and let the men laugh. Otherwise, today next year will be your sacrificial day!”
“Are you crazy? We are all corpse collectors. You actually helped these hooligans not help us …”
The female officer’s face flushed with anger, but the surrounding warriors did not move at all. Wang Dafu stepped forward and smiled sinisterly, “So what if the corpse collectors are big or small? In the northwest, everyone has to listen to me, Brother Niu. If you don’t take off your pants, don’t blame us for being impolite!”
“Brother Niu asked you to take off your pants. Do you hear me …”
A few captains suddenly jumped out of the car and all of them rushed forward aggressively. Even a group of gendarmes surrounded them. The female officer immediately shouted with a pale face, “You worms, the War God is using his life to defend our homeland outside. You are actually doing such shameful things behind your backs. You will all die a terrible death!”
“I’ll count to three! Do you want to take it off or not …”
Wang Dafu grabbed a bazooka and viciously aimed it at her chest. However, a few Marines were very brave. They directly protected the female officer and shouted, “If you have the ability, shoot. Our corpse collectors are fearless, but sooner or later, you will be punished!”
“That’s right! If you want me to take off my pants, then take them off my corpse …”
The female officer roared angrily, as if she was ready to risk her life at any moment. However, everyone suddenly burst into laughter. Chen Guangda couldn’t help but laugh, “I said! Where did such a stupid girl come from? Since when did our corpse collector have such a naive girl?”
“You … you …”
The female officer immediately looked at them with a dumbfounded expression. No matter how stupid she was, she knew that she had been tricked. However, a captain glanced at her name tag and suddenly shouted, “Qiu Lili! Attention! Who sent you here? Your navy is not at sea preparing for war. Why did you come to us?”
“Report!”
Qiu Lili instinctively stood at attention and saluted. After a moment of hesitation, she said, “I am Qiu Lili, the commander of destroyer 9527 of the South Harbor Squadron. On the orders of Commander Qiu Weiliang, I personally sent a secret telegram to His Excellency the War God. I have a pass personally issued by the Commander on me. I am definitely not absent without permission!”
“9527? Your captain is called Zhou Xingxing, hahaha …”
The surrounding warriors burst into laughter again, but Qiu Lili’s face was filled with anger as she shouted, “The 9527 string was raised by His Excellency the War God. We are hero-class destroyers that participated in the Korean War of Annihilation. The first bomb to bomb the old US military camp was fired by us. Why are you laughing at us?”
“Sorry! I didn’t name it …”
Chen Guangda suddenly waved his hand, both ironically and jokingly, and said, “Your father Qiu Weiliang lost the bet with me. He ran naked on the beach three times. Because it was too funny, he already had the name Zhou Xingxing, so your destroyer was changed to 9527, and he personally painted it on it!”
“You … who are you …”
Qiu Lili immediately looked at Chen Guangda with surprise and uncertainty. However, looking at her pale face, she clearly realized that something was wrong. However, the captain beside her snorted coldly, “If your old man knew that you were pointing a gun at his boss, he would personally skin you. Why did Qiu Weiliang give birth to such a stupid girl like you?”
“What? He … he’s a war god …”
Qiu Lili almost collapsed to the ground. However, this man with a head on his back wearing a flower shirt did not look like a proper person. However, it could not be blamed on her. Chen Guangda was so close that even his mother could not recognize him. He did not even know that he was not a close brother.
“I told you that you came in through the back door, but even if you don’t know my big brother, don’t you even know me, Wang Dafu? I helped him choose your father’s Korean wives …”
Wang Dafu shook his head angrily, and Qiu Lili’s face turned even more pale. Several soldiers beside her immediately threw their guns in panic. However, Chen Guangda shouted, “Pick up the gun. The gun is here. Don’t you know the rules of breaking the head of the spear?”
“Sorry! Sorry! We really didn’t know it was you …”
A few Marines hurriedly picked up their guns again, but Qiu Lili was already trembling from fear. However, Chen Guangda bitterly smiled and said, “Alright! Fatty, I’m just joking with you to see if you’re qualified corpse collectors. You’ve barely passed, right?”
“Why reluctantly? Could it be that … I really need to take off my pants …”
Qiu Lili looked at him with puzzlement, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said, “How did your father teach you? In this situation, you must capture the thief first. You should pretend to be scared and untie your pants to lure Brother Niu into the car and then kidnap him. Does every corpse collector understand this logic?”
“Haha ~ Master Guang! Their navy doesn’t teach this. They only know that the ship is alive and dead …”
A captain laughed again. Chen Guangda could only shake his head and ask her to take out the secret message. Unexpectedly, Qiu Lili walked forward with a groan and whispered to him, “My father told me to tell you that he found your two favorite Korean actresses on a small island in South Korea. Where did you send them?”
“F*ck! He told you to run so far just to talk about this shit …”
Chen Guangda looked at her rather unhappily, but Qiu Lili said awkwardly, “No! We wanted to attack the Japanese naval base, but Commander Wang refused to approve. He wanted me to ask for your opinion. Also … actually, our family is from Xixia. I… I came to inquire about my mother!”
“Oh! It’s only proper for you to come to your family, right? Everything else is just a cover, right?”
Chen Guangda laughed playfully. Qiu Lili finally nodded in embarrassment. He snapped his fingers and said, “Since that’s the case, come with us to the city. However, you guys have to change your clothes. Old Wu, please give me your orders. Pretend you haven’t seen us before! Understood?”
“Understood! Disguising as a pig to eat a tiger, this is a fine tradition of our corpse collectors, hehe …”
The captains all laughed lecherously. They almost said that they were going to act tough. Chen Guangda scolded them before getting into the car. Qiu Lili hurriedly ran to pull the goods car and asked for some ordinary clothes to change. Only then did she sit in the driver’s seat brightly.
“Battle God! Why do you look different from the one in the photo …”
Qiu Lili secretly looked at Chen Guangda from the rearview mirror and skillfully drove the car forward. However, Li Tingyu, who was on the passenger seat, laughed and said, “Are you really stupid? Or do you want to find an opportunity to flatter him? If he looked like the one in the photo, he would have been beaten into a bloody sieve long ago!”
“I don’t flatter you. My father said that war gods don’t like this. He only wants me to do my job well.”
Qiu Lili hurriedly shook her head and sat up straight, but Wang Dafu lit up a cigarette and smiled, “Your father is the biggest flatterer. Every day, he wants to capture Japan Island, capture Aoi Kong alive, and then move to Mineral Town to enjoy himself. He even talks to me about the Mineral Town Cultural Group and the Widow Ma from Steamed Bun Shop!”
“Hmph ~ Didn’t my father learn from the people of Mining Town? He wasn’t like this before …”
Qiu Lili pouted her lips angrily. The few people in the car immediately burst into laughter. As the saying goes, the nearest one is the darkest one. Not to mention Qiu Lili’s father, even if Lin Na and Li Niya were ocean horses, they would still learn to steal cards and curse at the mahjong table after hanging out with Li Tingyu for a few days.
“Eh? Why aren’t there any trails to welcome us …”
Li Tingyu suddenly lowered the window, puzzled. They had already officially entered Xixia City. However, although the streets in the center were decorated with lanterns and colorful lights, there were very few pedestrians on the road. Although there were still some young girls waving small chess to welcome them, it seemed like they had been forcefully assigned a task.
“If one day we are occupied by the Japanese, will you come out to welcome them …”
Chen Guangda slowly lit up a cigarette and said, “We have long been demonized here. The people here all think that we are devils, and they don’t like us from the bottom of their hearts. It will take a lot of effort to get them to agree with us. We need to find someone who is capable to manage this place!”
“My father! My father is strong and he is a local. He is also very loyal to you …”
Qiu Lili couldn’t wait to shout, but Chen Guangda smiled and didn’t say anything. The most taboo thing to do in such a place far away from the Emperor was to use the locals to manage the locals. Perhaps, they were colluding with each other.
Wang Dafu also said, “This place has been well built by Liu Hao, and the common people are quite supportive of him. If we don’t find someone with strong abilities, I’m afraid we won’t be able to suppress them!”
“Indeed not bad …”
Chen Guangda looked out the window and lightly nodded. The neat and orderly streets looked clean and prosperous. Although they weren’t as bustling as Mining Mountain Town and Golden City, in the northwest, this was already a remarkable achievement. At least, it was much better than Black Mountain City, which was managed by Zhou Shengwu.
“Huh?”
Chen Guangda suddenly straightened his body. Even Li Tingyu, who was in the front row, turned her head and looked at him in shock. “Do you feel it too? It seems like the living corpse king is summoning something!” She asked.
“I didn’t feel it, but the Black Corpse Bug moved …”
Chen Guangda looked at her solemnly. Li Tingyu immediately waved her hand to stop Qiu Lili. After Qiu Lili jumped down very consciously, she said, “A voice just entered my mind, but I didn’t hear what it was saying. However, I’m sure it’s the King of the Living Corpses, and the voice came from the northwest!”
“Northwest? Could it be the Evil Man Desert …”
Chen Guangda frowned deeply, but Li Tingyu shook her head hesitantly. However, Wang Dafu said, “When are you going to look for the Black Cloud Demon Cave? I know you will definitely go. Even if it’s not for the treasures inside, you still want to see if Feizi is there, right?”
“Actually, I have a bad feeling …”
Chen Guangda slowly leaned back and said, “I always feel like there’s something waiting for me. It’s like waiting for me to fall into a trap. That’s why I’ve been suppressing this matter. I want to send someone to the Evil Desert to take a look first and then go in after finding out more about the situation.”
Wang Dafu immediately nodded and said, “That’s right! You don’t need to take the risk yourself. We have hundreds of thousands of brothers under us. Forget it! Let’s not talk about these unlucky things anymore. Let’s eat chicken tonight and find a place to be carefree!”