From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1101
Chapter 1101 Enter the City to Accept Surrender
“Ah …”
Chen Guangda suddenly cried out in alarm and sat up like a frightened little hen. Seeing that Xiaowei was sitting beside him, he actually pulled off Xiaowei’s clothes and reached out to grab her chest. However, Xiaowei suddenly smashed his big mouth and shouted in embarrassment, “Are you crazy?”
“I … I just had a dream …”
Chen Guangda looked at Cong Xiaowei out of breath. His head was covered in cold sweat. When he looked back and forth, he realized that he was sitting in the car. Behind him, Li Damei immediately asked worriedly, “Did you dream of the Black Cloud Demon Cave again? Are you alright?”
“Even if you dream of the Black Cloud Demon Cave, don’t scratch my chest …”
Xiaowei covered her chest in surprise, but Chen Guangda wiped the cold sweat off her forehead and looked at her with a deathly pale face. “I … I dreamed of being intimate with you on the grassland. You took the initiative. You even made me take off my pants, but you suddenly revealed something thicker than me, and then … you turned into a flying boy!”
“Wahahaha …”
Li Tingyu, who was driving the car, laughed crazily. Even the car was swayed left and right by her. However, Cong Xiaowei kicked Chen Guangda with embarrassment and indignation. She scolded angrily, “So you scratched my chest together to see if I had changed from Zhu Fei, right? Are you crazy?”
“I think he wants to possess you too much. What he doesn’t get is always the best …”
Yan Qing, who was on the passenger seat, spat out a mouthful of white smoke in disdain. Chen Guangda could only laugh stiffly in embarrassment, but Yan Qing also said, “I have good news for you. Just as you were sleeping, Zhou Shengwu personally informed me that the Commander-in-Chief of Xixia City committed suicide and the entire Northwest Army surrendered unconditionally!”
“Ah? You committed suicide? We haven’t fired yet, have we?”
Chen Guangda inexplicably rubbed his sleepy eyes. However, Yan Qing shrugged her shoulders and said, “What can he do if he doesn’t commit suicide? Zhou Shengwu shouted for them to surrender every day on the entire channel. If they don’t surrender, he would use a nuclear bomb to clean their nest, scaring the soldiers below into restlessness. They rebelled early this morning, but before they even entered the headquarters, the man committed suicide!”
“Great! Let’s go to Xixia City and surrender immediately …”
Chen Guangda immediately shouted, but Li Tingyu pointed at the back and said disdainfully, “Your Grandmaster is sleeping. Where do you think we are going? Don’t you see that there are so many cars following us? Our Empress has already ordered us to go to West Xia!”
“Ah? Where did we say we were going? Why did I forget …”
Chen Guangda grabbed his head and thought hard, but the women rolled their eyes. Then, they saw that Li Tingyu suddenly moved in a direction and drove the car into the tarmac of the camp. Three military helicopters were already waiting inside, and they immediately activated the propellers when they saw them coming.
“Why are there so many helicopters …”
Chen Guangda inexplicably pushed open the door and got out of the car. Wang Dafu and the others also jumped out of the car behind him. However, Xiaowei lazily said, “Please! It’s only been an hour since the cease-fire. What if there are thieving people who want to attack this tiger like you? They won’t be able to do anything if they get a few more planes!”
“Ai ~ Being the boss is troublesome. I have to bring a bunch of guards when I go out to roll a string …”
Chen Guangda walked towards the helicopter dejectedly, but Yan Qing came up to hold him and said, “There are more troubles ahead. You have to meet the surrendered generals one by one, appease the citizens, and make a speech on TV. You can’t be free without a month!”
“Scram, calf! Don’t look for me about this kind of thing. You can speak on my behalf. You, the Empress, can’t just eat and not work, right?”
Chen Guangda shook his head like a rattle drum, but Yan Qing snorted coldly, “Come on! If I really go out to speak on your behalf, you’ll say that I’m addicted again. I’m not going to do such a thankless thing. Leave it to your Queen Koshuiwako. She’s already running for female president anyway!”
“That’s right! Why did I forget about Ke Shuiwa? Hurry up and ask her to speak on my behalf …”
Chen Guangda immediately jumped into the transport helicopter happily, while Wang Dafu sat down beside him and laughed lascivious, “Brother! The world is peaceful now, and no one dares to do anything against us anymore. Are we going to go into the advanced city to party with him for ten days and a half months, and then talk about business? I heard that Liu Hao’s mansion hides some non-young female celebrities!”
“Really …”
Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately lit up, but seeing that Xia Fei and the other women had already looked over coldly, he could only cough seriously, “I say, Fatty Wang, you’re at least a big shot. There are so many female celebrities in South Korea, isn’t it enough for you to play? Is it fun to hang out with women all day long? Think about your responsibilities on your shoulders, and you guys too!”
“Cut ~”
Before Chen Guangda could finish his words, everyone raised their middle fingers, because everyone in the country knew what kind of urine he was, including a three-year-old child, who could recite his romance. However, Xia Fei suddenly said, “We still seem to have a place to go, right? How do you plan to deal with Evil Man Mo?”
“Of course, capture Sabak and capture Sha Daji alive …”
Chen Guangda straightened his chest without thinking, and then said arrogantly, “When we’re done dealing with the matters in the northwest, if little bitch doesn’t take the initiative to surrender, I’ll personally bring my brothers to take down Shabak and show them how awesome our corpse collectors’ cavalry are!”
“Do our corpse collectors have cavalry? Not many of us seem to know how to ride horses …”
Shitty Qiang stared blankly at him. Chen Guangda wished he could kick his fool to death. However, the helicopter started at this moment. The three helicopters flew straight towards Xixia City. The place where the flying car had originally taken half a day to arrive was only an hour or so to arrive under the helicopter’s transportation.
“Stop outside the city and don’t enter the city …”
Chen Guangda suddenly shouted at Wang Dafu in unison. After that, the two of them looked at each other and laughed. Xia Fei crossed her arms and said disdainfully, “You want to pretend to be a big-headed soldier again? Sometimes I really don’t understand. How did our country unify you people? The heavens must be blind!”
“Then go in directly. If you have the ability, don’t act tough with us …”
Chen Guangda looked at her arrogantly. Unexpectedly, Big Eyed Xia tore open his coat and revealed a set of tight clothes. Li Tingyu, who was beside him, said proudly, “We’re not going to act tough with you leopards. We’re going to the biggest shopping mall in the city and have a good time at the biggest nightclub! Hahaha …”
“F*ck! Speaking of waves, who can surpass our corpse collectors …”
Wang Dafu also stood up abruptly. He actually pulled out a mink coat from his bag and put it on arrogantly. Brother Gou and the others even revealed their War God suits. Who knew that even Fifth Brother had silently changed into a leather windbreaker and wore a large gold chain?
“Brothers! Wave up!”
Chen Guangda immediately let out a ghost cry. The others also laughed loudly. The cabin quickly emitted a thick aura of coquettish air. They really needed to relax. The apocalypse had lasted for three and a half years now, and it was only today that they finally felt relieved of their burden.
Not long after! Three helicopters landed in a field one after another, From afar, one could see the enormous Xixia City colored flag flying. Apart from the national flag on the city wall, there was also a slightly shorter corpse collection flag on the side. This was the first time that this method had appeared on the land of the Divine Continent. However, it was equivalent to officially declaring that their corpse collectors were already serious government troops.
“Wow ~ This city is so big. It should be at least four Black Mountain City-sized …”
Li Tingyu curiously walked onto the highway. Xixia City was built very magnificently. The city wall alone was as tall as a dozen floors. The trucks of the corpse collectors were still moving in endlessly. The trucks were filled with the soldiers of the corpse collectors.
A group of old brothers from the Northeast Army saw Chen Guangda and shouted, “Brother Guang! Go act tough again! Do you want the brothers to support you? Our big brother from the Northeast will definitely give you more face!”
“Scram! This daddy is calling me a private visitor. Don’t say that I’m in the city …”
Chen Guangda laughed out loud. The brothers in the trucks immediately laughed out loud. In any case, Chen Guangda and the others knew very well what kind of urine it was. After looking around, Chen Guangda directly stopped two off-road vehicles. He waved his hand and shouted, “Lend us the car and act tough … Oh no! I’ll return it to you guys later!”
“Who are you? Can’t you see that this is a military chariot?”
A female officer suddenly jumped down aggressively. She was still wearing a pure white naval uniform, but her words caused Chen Guangda and the others to be stunned. Wang Dafu ran up and laughed, “Ahhhh, there’s actually a navy in the northwest. However, this little sister’s body is quite straight. She can’t be a major through the back door, right?”
“Who the hell are you? If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I’ll kill you all …”
The female officer immediately roared angrily. Her face turned red from anger, but Wang Dafu smiled playfully and said, “I don’t believe it! Unless you take off your pants and let’s see if your butt is white, I’ll consider shooting you again! Hehe …”
“Bastard! Raise your hands …”
The female officer abruptly pulled out her pistol from her waist. The Marines in the car also jumped out and aimed their guns at Chen Guangda and the others. They shouted sternly, “All of you, put your hands on the ground. Whoever dares to randomly shoot them to death!”
“Young man! When pointing a gun at someone, you’d better look around …”
Chen Guangda folded his arms in ridicule. When the Marines subconsciously turned their heads to look, they saw that the dragon-like trucks had all stopped. The warriors on the trucks had actually all pointed their guns at them. Each of them was as fierce as a fiend, causing their expressions to change fiercely in an instant.