From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1056
Chapter 1056 Men’s Feelings Are Changeable
“At that time, I chopped down with my saber. That fellow’s blood sprayed out all over my face. His brothers were all scared silly. They were all chopped down by me with two machetes …”
The more Liu Ming Hao spat, the more he spoke. He held a pair of chopsticks and continuously gestured with Chen Guang Da. He simply blew the heifer back and forth in the sky. His wives were also at the side, their acting skills exploding. Not only were their hands holding onto their hearts, their faces were filled with admiration. Occasionally, they would let out loud cries of alarm.
“Haozi! You’re really amazing …”
Chen Guangda smiled as he held a cup of hot tea in front of a warm audience. Although Liu Minghao blew too much, it gave him a very friendly feeling. It was as if he had returned to his hometown and listened to his classmates bragging nonsense. In any case, he had completely forgotten to slap his butt the next day.
“Guo Fu! Don’t be a coolie. You can’t earn much money even if you work hard all day long. You should work with your buddies in the future. I guarantee that you will earn more than you do now …”
Liu Minghao stopped bragging and threw a moldy Chinese root at Chen Guangda. His wife Wu Yi also smiled and said, “Yes! Our Haozi specializes in lending money in casinos. Although he doesn’t earn much, he is still much better than you as a coolie. I guess you are still a single dog right now!”
“Mm! I’m not married yet …”
Chen Guangda nodded his head honestly, but Liu Minghao hugged his concubines and laughed lascivious, “Let me tell you, this place is our man’s paradise. As long as you have the ability to marry as many wives as you want, you can. Do you know how it feels to sleep with four women? Even if you take a deity, you won’t exchange it for anything!”
“Yes, yes, yes! You are our emperor. You made us pout and we didn’t dare to lie on our stomachs …”
Wu Yi’s charming eyes fell on his shoulders. The other two concubines also immediately pestered him. They didn’t care if someone else was present and started flirting. Liu Minghao also said shamelessly, “Do you want to sleep with such a beautiful woman like your sister-in-law? As long as you follow me to earn a lot of money, you will have as many beautiful women as you want!”
“Sister-in-law is too beautiful, I don’t dare to think …”
Chen Guangda smiled and waved his hand. Although Wu Yi used to be their school flower, she was only a middle-class beauty now. However, Wu Yi said as if she wished for nothing, “Look at your little bit of success. Isn’t that what beautiful women use to sleep with? If you can pay 500 kilograms of food stamps, you can pick out these beauties from our family, right husband?”
“Don’t joke around with Guo Fu. If he had 500 jin of food stamps, he wouldn’t have worked hard …”
Liu Minghao looked at Chen Guangda awkwardly. He finally felt that this topic was going too far. However, the nanny who had been busy in the kitchen came out and directly placed two plates of steaming hot stir-fried vegetables on the table. However, it was either dried stir-fried shredded potatoes or boiled cabbage. She could not even see a single bit of shredded meat.
“Damn it! What the hell are you burning …”
Liu Minghao slammed the table heavily and pointed at the nanny and shouted angrily, “Are you trying to embarrass me? Is this a goddamn food? Where’s the money for your groceries? Did you take it to lose or take care of the pretty boy?”
“That’s right! The guests are still fooling around with this pig food. I think you’re deliberately embarrassing our husband …”
Wu Yi snorted sinisterly. The other two concubines also sneered, but the babysitter suddenly shouted, “You guys are enough. I trusted them. If you want to eat, then eat. If you don’t eat, then scram. Our family can’t afford you worms!”
“Do you want to die? Where’s the money I gave you …”
Liu Minghao directly jumped up and blushed. Who would have thought that the little nanny would cry and say, “You haven’t brought back a penny in three months. Not only do the three of them have to eat and drink every day, Wu Yi also needs to drink, smoke, buy clothes, and buy cosmetics. The money you gave me has already been used up. We don’t even have the money to pay the rent for next month!”
“Bullshit! How could the money I gave you spend so quickly? You must have hidden it …”
Liu Minghao shouted angrily, but the nanny said with a face full of despair, “Liu Minghao, tell me something about your conscience. I am the wife you married openly. I didn’t care if you found so many women. What else do you want me to do? Do you want me to pick you up on the main road?”
“Go! Why don’t you go? You don’t even pee. Who would want you to be a ghost? If I hadn’t seen you in the past, I would have dumped you long ago …”
Liu Minghao pointed at her with an ashen face and roared angrily. The nanny immediately turned her head and was about to rush out, but Chen Guangda pulled her back and said, “Sister-in-law! Everyone has a time to memorize the words, but as long as you work hard, you will be able to rise again sooner or later. Take this money and go buy some vegetables. The rest will be my greeting gift!”
“1,000 jin? This … I can’t take this …”
The nanny immediately refused in panic. Liu Minghao and the others were also extremely shocked. However, Liu Minghao immediately ran over and said, “Haha ~ Since it was a token of affluence from the rich country, you should not decline. But where did the rich country get so many food stamps? Aren’t you working as a coolie?”
“I picked these up on the battlefield. Many people died when Sabak fought against the Fairy Lake …”
Chen Guangda smiled and took out a pack of good cigarettes and gave it to Liu Minghao and Wu Yi. Then, he sat down at the table and picked up the bowls and chopsticks. However, Liu Minghao shouted, “Ma Ting! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and buy some good dishes! Remember to buy some more good wine!”
“Buy me two more packs of cigarettes …”
Wu Yi also cheerfully shouted. She sat down at the table and asked, “Wealthy country! I heard that Chen Guangda personally led the army in the Great War of the Fairy Lake. Did you see him? Did he perish with King Liu Hao of the Northwest?”
“I didn’t see Chen Guangda. Anyway, that’s what everyone else said …”
Chen Guangda gently shook his head with a cigarette in his mouth. Wu Yi immediately said with a face full of misfortune, “Chen Guangda is really a short-lived ghost. He beat down so many rivers and mountains, but his butt died before he could sit down. Otherwise, with our old classmates’ relationship, how could he be a little cadre?”
“I think you want to be his mistress …”
Liu Minghao immediately glanced at her coldly, but Wu Yi said angrily, “Do you think he is still that poor diaosi from back then? With his status, what kind of woman do you want? His mistress is at least at the level of a superstar. If he can look at me properly, then it’s considered that he has feelings for me!”
“Ai ~ Why is Chen Guangda so lucky? How many women does he have to sleep with …”
Liu Minghao blinked his eyes with envy, but he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at Chen Guangda. In their eyes, he was a pervert. He had nothing to do but to find a woman to make fun of. However, Wu Yi smiled and said, “The country is rich!” Tell us exactly how much money you have on you. I have a good project that can make you earn a lot of money! ”
“Uh ~ 4,000 to 5,000 jin should still be there …”
Chen Guangda subconsciously moved aside. Wu Yi’s gaze was clearly on the fat sheep. As soon as he said this, Liu Minghao immediately said excitedly, “Brother! Give me this money, and I’ll help you take it to the casino and lend it to you, so that you can double it in two months!”
“Thank you! No need, I won’t be here for long before I return to Crouching Bull Lake …”
Chen Guangda shook his head unwaveringly, but Liu Minghao was like a fly that could smell feces, pulling him to persuade him. However, at this moment, a small foot suddenly hooked onto his thigh, continuously hooking around his leg.
“Mm-hmm ~”
Chen Guangda coughed awkwardly. Even if he didn’t lower his head, he knew who was seducing him. Liu Minghao’s youngest concubine’s eyes were full of spring. Even the buttons on her chest were unbuttoned. She bit her red lips and secretly looked at him. However, before the little girl could finish, another leg was wrapped around his thigh.
‘F*ck! Who are these people …’
Chen Guangda was so embarrassed that the other concubine wife of Liu Minghao was also coquettish. The two ladies also tacitly looked at each other and directly cooperated with each other. On the contrary, Wu Yi, who looked the most indecent, did not seduce him. It was estimated that the two ladies were not good people in the past.
“I remember now. I even made an appointment with a friend to discuss important matters. Let’s get together another day …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly stood up and didn’t dare to stay any longer. Otherwise, his pants would be torn apart by others. However, Liu Minghao smiled and said, “Good! Let’s go with you. I’m a local snake here. With me as your advisor, you won’t be tricked. I’ll treat you to a supper after you’ve finished your discussion.”
“Uh ~ Shocking Bar, are you guys going …”
Chen Guangda looked at them hesitantly. Unexpectedly, the few of them were stunned at the same time. They were all staring at him in surprise and uncertainty. However, Chen Guangda hurriedly said, “I know that it’s a gay bar, but I’m not gay. It’s just that my friends like to go there!”
“F*ck! You scared me. I thought you were bending …”
Liu Minghao heaved a long sigh of relief and hugged Wu Yi. “We are very familiar with Shocking Bar. Wu Yi used to be a makeup artist there. With her, not only can you get a discount, but you can also enjoy VIP treatment. Let’s go together!”
“Alright! You can come if you want …”
Chen Guangda could only smile bitterly and nod his head. He knew that they had taken a fancy to the food stamps in his pocket and wanted to take advantage of him. However, Wu Yi said to the two concubines, “Don’t go. You don’t have to waste the dishes bought by the yellow-faced woman. You should obediently eat at home.”
“Brother Fu! You must come again next time …”
The two concubines immediately ran up and blinked at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda blinked awkwardly, but Ma Ting came back from shopping. She was surprised and said, “Where are you guys going? Are you not going to eat?”
“Stop eating! We’re going to the bar to drink …”
Wu Yi put on her coat and high heels happily. She rushed into the bathroom like a whirlwind to put on her makeup. However, Chen Guangda smiled at Ma Ting and said, “Sister-in-law! If you have nothing else, then go play with us. Take it as relaxation!”
“What are you taking her to? Is she going to the bar like this …”
Liu Minghao looked at his wife with a face full of boredom. Ma Ting’s appearance was indeed too ordinary, but Ma Ting suddenly put down the dish in her hand and shouted, “Why can’t I go? My makeup is no worse than theirs. I have to go tonight!”
“Sister-in-law! Go put on your makeup. We’ll wait for you downstairs …”
Chen Guangda smiled and nodded. The most pleasing thing to him was Ma Ting. However, Liu Minghao swung his hand out of the door cursing. It was as if he was unhappy with Ma Ting.