From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1033
Chapter 1033 Neck And Neck
The sandstorm seemed to be getting heavier and heavier. The yellow sand was blowing in the sky, making it hard for people to open their eyes. The warriors on both sides also had strange expressions. Not only did they relax their gazes, some even put down their weapons, ate dry food and drank water, but their eyes were still fixed on the luxurious carriage that attracted the attention of everyone.
“Squeak ~”
The small door of the carriage was suddenly pushed open. The soldiers of the two armies immediately stirred. Chen Guangda walked out of the carriage with a serious expression. His expression was normal, and he raised his head lightly. However, the sharp-eyed man suddenly cried out in alarm, “He hasn’t even zipped his pants yet. They must have done it!”
“What’s the hurry? I’m not satisfied yet …”
Sha Daji suddenly jumped out of the car and hugged Chen Guangda’s neck from behind. He heavily kissed Chen Guangda on the face. Unexpectedly, the soldiers cursed him in unison. Heavy weapons immediately fell to the ground. Luckily, they were still fighting to the death here. As a result, the commanders of the two armies actually survived in front of everyone.
“Get lost! Don’t play tricks …”
Chen Guangda’s old face suddenly turned red. He and Sha Daji were innocent. The little girl suddenly ran up and kissed him. She clearly wanted everyone to misunderstand their relationship, but Sha Daji stood up and smiled again. “Everyone, listen carefully. Chen Guangda is already our Sha Bak’s prince-in-law. From now on, his words are mine!”
“…”
The entire scene fell into a bizarre silence. The soldiers of the two armies were all staring at each other with wide eyes. The dead soldiers were not even cold when the commanders of the two armies were suddenly engaged. No matter how big their brains were, they still couldn’t react. They didn’t know what to say with their mouths open.
“That …”
Chen Guangda cleared his throat and said. Anyway, he was already wiping his crotch with yellow mud. If it wasn’t shit, then it was shit. He could only awkwardly say, “Everyone should know. I am the leader of the corpse collector, Chen Guangda, the Southern Barbarian King as you call me!”
“Why did you come to our place? Where’s your army …”
The warriors all looked at him dumbfounded. However, Chen Guangda said righteously, “Naturally, I came here to liberate the Evil Desert. As long as it’s our country’s land, I will fight for every inch of it. As for our Corpse Collection Legion, I believe some well-informed people already know that we have taken down Liangzhou City and will unify the entire country in a few days. At that time, you will all be part of our Corpse Collectors!”
“…”
The scene was still quiet. The soldiers did not seem to know the exact meaning of the corpse collector, but Sha Daji shouted, “Idiot!” “The corpse collectors have already taken down three-quarters of the country. Only the last tiny West Xia remained unattacked. Even the corpse poison serum has been developed by them. If you can become corpse collectors, the rest of the country will not allow you to act tyrannically in the future. What the hell is the northwest king, Liu Hao!”
“Oh! Long live the corpse collector …”
The warriors finally cheered excitedly. Although the area of the Evil Desert was not small, it was still too desolate. Furthermore, everyone wanted to go back to their hometown to take a look in their lifetime. Therefore, leaving the Evil Desert was almost everyone’s dream. Only the corpse collector could help them realize their dreams.
“Commander-in-Chief! We have all committed capital crimes before, can you forgive us …”
Someone shouted out worriedly, Even the people of Shabak pricked up their ears, but Chen Guangda laughed and shouted, “None of our brothers here have done anything bad, but I will let bygones be bygones. As long as you abide by the law in the future, I will bring you all back to live in the city, let you eat seafood, drink wine, and eat no more potato eggs.”
“Oh! Long live …”
The cheers instantly rose again. Shabak’s army could not help but scream. They had even dispelled their last bit of worry. There was nothing left to ask for now. Compared to the real big cities, the Misty Cloud Sixteen Continents in the remote countryside was nothing at all.
“Everyone, please calm down and listen to me …”
Chen Guangda directly climbed onto the roof of the horse. He said loudly, ‘”Our Corpse Collection Legion is attacking Xixia City. I’m here to find out the situation. I’m here to search for the Black Cloud Demon Cave and explore the source of the corpse poison. However, the most important thing right now is to eliminate the Northwest Army. They don’t want to see you live a peaceful life. They only want power and rule over you. What do you think we should do?”
“Hack them to death …”
The army of tens of thousands shouted angrily, The horses cried out in horror, and Chen Guangda said loudly, “The people of Coffin Mountain are puppets of the Northwest Army. They are all mutants who have been injected with potions. They are not Taoists at all. If you still want to live the same life as before, then come with me and chop them to death!”
“Hack them to death! Hack them to death …”
The deafening howls constantly intimidated the heavens. In Chen Guangda’s impassioned speech, whether it was the warriors from the Middle Five Continents or Sabak, almost all of them were roaring with their loudest voices. Because Chen Guangda knew what they wanted the most, blueprints tailored for them were constantly outlined by him, easily mobilizing the blood in their entire bodies.
‘So powerful …’
Sha Daji looked deeply at Chen Guangda, who was spitting everywhere. If she hadn’t seen it with her own eyes, she would have found it hard to believe that a single person could make tens of thousands of people go crazy with him. Chen Guangda’s almost every word struck straight into their hearts, and even she felt her blood boil.
“Brothers …”
Sha Daji also climbed up to the ceiling and shouted at the Shabak soldiers, “Our previous misunderstandings are now completely settled. From today onwards, we are a group. Let our Shabak soldiers charge forward first and show off for them. We must not let the corpse collectors’ brothers look down on us!”
“Brothers! Follow me …”
The Sabak army immediately shouted and almost rushed into Savage Valley. The warriors of the Middle Five Continents were also unwilling to fall behind. They all picked up the most handy weapons on the ground and rushed into the valley with them. Very quickly, the soldiers of the two sides merged into one.
“Master! Please, it’s up to you …”
Sha Daji blinked his eyes like a silk. Chen Guangda immediately laughed loudly and directly got into the carriage and rushed into the valley with her. Sha Daji then said, “The people from Coffin Mountain are the corpse controllers of the Northwest Army. If they were to use their full strength, they would probably be able to light up 10,000 corpse soldiers. I wonder if Master has any good plans?”
“I’m not afraid of living corpses. Our collectors are specialized in collecting corpses. I’m just worried that Old Monster Consonance will become the Golden Haired Bat King. That would be tricky …”
Chen Guangda instinctively knitted his brows. Although the Golden Haired Bat King and the Northwest Army weren’t on the same path, their mutated medicinal liquids were all shared. Judging from the appearance of the Old Monster Consonance, it was very likely that he was also a high-level mutant. Once he became the Golden Haired Bat King, he would definitely cause a considerable loss.
“Golden Haired Bat King? What is it …”
Sha Daji looked at him puzzled, but a fast horse suddenly rushed to the carriage and shouted to her through the window, “Princess! I just received a report from the carrier pigeon. Your highness has already started a full-scale war with Dao Liu. Moreover, the other party has brought in an army of nearly 20,000 people, all of them fresh faces, and many of them mutants!”
“Damn it! The Northwest King has sent the regular army …”
Sha Daji stood up and almost hit the roof of the car. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Don’t worry. They probably don’t know that we’ve formed an alliance yet. When we reach the first ditch and attack from both sides, we might not lose this war!”
“Imperial Daughter! I’m afraid more than 20,000 people have arrived …”
The cavalry outside the carriage said anxiously, “We have also received a report from the caravan that we have encountered a large army on Dragon Back Slope. Judging from the route they reported, that army should be trying to circle behind His Highness and the others to surround them. I estimate that they will arrive in at most an hour!”
“Bastard! You want to kill them all?”
‘”Flying Pigeon immediately notifies Miss Liu that apart from the corpse collector forming an alliance with us, tell her the truth about our situation and ask her to think of a way to reinforce us immediately!” Sha Daji smashed his fist on the carriage door and shouted to the cavalry outside.
“Miss Liu? Liu Qianqian …”
Chen Guangda’s eyebrows twitched. It seemed that Sha Daji still didn’t tell him the truth. However, Sha Daji shook his head and said, “Don’t misunderstand. The carrier pigeon knows the way but we don’t recognize it. We really don’t know where Liu Qianqian is. The only one who can save us right now is her. Otherwise, once we lose the battle, the entire Evil Desert won’t have any shelter for us!”
“Liu Qianqian! What secrets are you hiding …”
Chen Guangda sighed softly. He stared blankly outside the desolate car. No matter what, Liu Qianqian was his first girlfriend. Unless he had to, he really didn’t want to fall out with Liu Qianqian, and his women weren’t wrong. In fact, there was always a place in the deepest part of his heart that belonged to Liu Qianqian.
“Master! Master …”
Suddenly! A black horse quickly rushed over from the right. It was actually riding on a slender woman. Although she was wearing leather armor, it was difficult to conceal her natural beauty. However, when Chen Guangda saw her, he was shocked and shouted, “Shuxin! Why are you here? Where are my wife and the others?”
“You …”
Sha Daji suddenly stood up and looked at Shuxin in shock. However, after Shuxin quickly approached her, he glanced at her and said, “Master! Madam, they are all safe, but there is something very important that I want to tell you. Shall we talk alone?”
“Alright! Sit forward a little …”
Chen Guangda unhesitatingly pushed open the car door and directly jumped behind Shuxin. He carried her and rode quickly to the right, while Shuxin leaned against his embrace and smiled. “Why did you form an alliance with Sha Daji? That vicious woman can’t be trusted!”
“What about non-alignment? The boss lady is one of her people. If I don’t take the initiative, I can only be used by others …”
Chen Guangda lowered his head to look at her expression. Shuxin immediately sighed and said, “To tell you the truth, I am very sad that the boss lady died. After all, he is my Bole. But since I have followed you, even if you are the enemy of the entire world, I will support you. I will not hesitate to accompany you up the Blade Mountain and down the sea of flames!”
“Right! What are you going to say to me …”
Chen Guangda had long since passed the age when he felt hot-headed after hearing the Shanmeng Oath. He immediately changed the topic. Who knew that Shuxin would laugh and say, “First Madame wants me to come over and tell you not to launch an all-out attack on the enemy for the time being. She will give you a huge surprise. You will definitely be very happy!”
“Surprise? Little girl, what tricks are you playing …”