From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1025
Chapter 1025 Professional Spy
“Master also said that your kidney is weak, how could there be such a weak kidney like you? Hiss ~ Aiyo …”
A sweaty beauty crawled up from her bed in agony. She frowned for a long time before getting out of bed. Then, she limped to get her shoes and socks. However, Chen Guangda sat up and smiled. “Are you chasing me away? You don’t want to spend the night with me?”
“Nu’er, how dare you? You are my lord, my lord …”
The beautiful woman knelt on the bed with a sad expression. She helped Chen Guangda dress up and put on socks. She sighed and said, “Master, you’ve been in the bushes, and you don’t touch a single leaf. But this is Nu’er’s first time. I can’t wait to sleep with you for a lifetime. But I know I don’t have the luck. Master, you have to hurry home to accompany your wife, right?”
“Shuxin! You are indeed as famous as his name suggests, and Shuxin is also considerate …”
Chen Guangda put on his clothes and laughed heartily. Shuxin immediately shot him a glance. He quickly climbed onto the bed and took a white silk scarf. After spreading it out, he shyly showed it to Chen Guangda. He only saw the red patches on it and said playfully, “If it’s a fake, it’s not repaired!”
“What did you do in the past? You know men so well and are sensible. You must have a lot of experience …”
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and sat down at the table. Shuxin quickly put on a white gauze dress and limped over to pour him a glass of rice wine. Then, he smiled and said, “Master, what you said is true. Do you think I’m a professional spy sent to spy on you?”
“Nonsense! Do you think I’m stupid …”
Chen Guangda sneered with disdain. He pinched her sharp chin and said, “A 26-year-old girl with a good education and good looks can talk. If you weren’t sent to monitor me, I would have written the word Zhao upside down!”
“Then I won’t hide anything from Master …”
Shuxin smiled at Chen Guangda and said, “I graduated from the School of International Public Relations. To put it bluntly, I specialize in training spies. I can speak English, Korean and Russian. Before the catastrophe, I was supposed to go to Korea for a mission. After that, I crashed here because of the plane crash. Fortunately, I was rescued by the boss’s wife!”
“Ha ~ Professional spy, you really think highly of me …”
Chen Guangda laughed out loud. Suddenly, a sentence in Korean came out. Shuxin was stunned for a moment before he hurriedly replied in Korean. Who knew that Chen Guangda would follow closely with another foreign language. Shuxin was immediately shocked and said, “Master! How can you know anything? But that sentence of yours just now seemed to be Ukrainian, right?”
“How can I travel in Jianghu if I don’t learn a few foreign languages …”
Chen Guangda laughed proudly. Actually, he only knew a few words. Shuxin smiled bitterly and said, “I didn’t expect you to be so knowledgeable. It makes me feel like I’m playing tricks on you. However, since I’ve followed you, I don’t intend to hide anything from you, much less harm you. The boss lady only told me …”
“Stop! There’s no need to say anything else. I understand the boss lady’s meaning …”
Chen Guangda gently waved his hand and said, “It’s a good thing that he sent spies to my side. This is proof that he intends to reuse me. If I can help him win this war, I will definitely become the second boss of Crouching Oxford. You can do whatever he asks you to do, as long as you don’t put rat medicine on your chest!”
“Master! You’re dead, why would I do such a disgusting thing …”
Shuxin immediately stamped her feet, her face flushed red with embarrassment. However, Chen Guangda pinched her face and smiled, “Since you are a professional, the lady boss must have told you a lot of things. Then I will test you. If there are traitors on our side, who do you think is the most suspicious?”
“I’m afraid you don’t have a definite answer to this question yourself. I think you want to pry into Master Niang’s mouth, right?”
Shuxin covered her mouth and giggled. Who knew that just as she was about to speak, the curtains of the tent were suddenly lifted. It was Li Tingyu who walked in proudly. Chen Guangda’s expression immediately changed and he cried out in shock, “How did you know I was here?”
“This hoof made the entire Fairy Lake hear it. Do you think I’m deaf?”
Li Tingyu coldly snorted in disdain. She directly stepped on the chair and stared at Shuxin arrogantly. Shuxin quickly knelt in front of her and said, “This servant, Shuxin, greets Madam. Please don’t blame Master. I took the initiative to seduce Master. It’s none of Master’s business!”
“Yo ~ You’re quite sensible. You look pretty good, but I didn’t mean it in this family. The one who keeps his word in our family is the fox spirit …”
Li Tingyu smiled and bent down. She directly pinched Shuxin’s chin and looked around. However, Shuxin quickly said, “Shuxin is just a cheap concubine. She can’t afford to be called a fox spirit. I hope that Madam will let her go. In the future, this cheap concubine will definitely repay Madam’s kindness!”
‘”Ha ~ You talk like that. I can’t even understand a calf’s words. No wonder our deathly Teddy was coaxed into bed by you, little sister! His skills aren’t shallow …”
Li Tingyu sneered in disdain. Shuxin quickly lowered his head and stopped talking. Chen Guangda coughed softly and said, “Well, Little Shu, you should go back to your place to rest tonight. I’ll let you know when I’ve arranged for you. Let’s do this tonight.”
“Yes! Master …”
Shuxin obediently agreed. She hurriedly rolled up her scarlet scarf and prepared to leave. Who knew that Li Tingyu would grab her wrist and shake off the scarf before sneering, “Amazing! You can even find such an old girl. Your schemes are really heavy!”
“Alright! Why are you making things difficult for other girls? Let’s go! Brother will accompany you for supper …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly hugged Li Tingyu and dragged her out of the tent. However, Li Tingyu desperately pinched him and angrily scolded, “Shameless beast, there are so many girls in the house that you can’t eat enough. I’ll go find Yan Qing and the others now and see if they’ll let you go. Hmph ~”
“Speak properly if you have something to say. Don’t get excited, don’t get excited …”
Chen Guangda directly dragged her into the bushes. It could be seen that Li Tingyu was still relentless. He could only step forward and kiss her lips. Li Tingyu immediately softened and her hands unconsciously hooked around his neck. Soon, she kissed him deeply.
“Scram! You knew you’d take advantage of me by playing hooligan …”
Li Tingyu gasped and pushed Chen Guangda away. Her pretty face was flushed red as she wiped the saliva off her lips. Strictly speaking, this was the first time the two of them had kissed seriously. However, Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and said, “I’ve already taken advantage of you, okay? Why don’t we find a place to sleep?”
“Scram! I don’t want to eat their saliva …”
Li Tingyu glared at him angrily. Chen Guangda had no choice but to tell her Shuxin’s identity. Who knew that Li Tingyu would snort coldly, “I already guessed it. That damn fox spirit is very shrewd at first glance. This move of hers is called taking retreat to make you sympathize with her and pity her. But she is a professional spy. If you believe her, you can wait for her death!”
“How could that be? I’m not an idiot, but you must not tell Yan Xiaosao and the others about this, especially that jealous Big Eyed Xia …”
Chen Guangda hastily clasped his hands together and pleaded, but Li Tingyu said proudly, “It’s fine if you don’t say anything. However, you have to let her come over and have a good time with me. I want to personally test her depth. Anyway, I want to play with all the women you’ve played with. Otherwise, you’ll just wait and see!”
“Are you a pervert? Good, good! I promise you …”
Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly. He truly felt sympathy for Shuxin. However, Li Tingyu suddenly pressed down on his shoulder and whispered, “Fifth Brother told me to tell you. Brother Quan just told him that the people of Coffin Mountain already treated him as one of their own. Those fellows were all sent by the Northwest Army!”
“Then how did Chen Quan explain his identity to them …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly turned serious, and Li Tingyu said, “Brother Quan told them that he was here to track down Zhu Fei and the others, but they did not trust him completely. He said that they would talk to him in depth when their master came. He only said that their mission this time was to defeat Sha Lifei, and that it would be best if they could cut off Sha Lifei’s head!”
“Looks like they want to maintain the balance here. Did they ask about me …”
Chen Guangda frowned slightly, while Li Tingyu nodded and said, “They asked! They suspected that you were Zhao Ziwen who robbed us that night, but Brother Quan was afraid of saying too many mistakes. He just said that he wasn’t familiar with you, so he would get away with it. However, you still have to be careful. They might test you at any time, or they might even kill you if they were wrong!”
“I understand! But you have to help me solve Shuxin’s problem. After all, she was sent by the boss’s wife. If I don’t accept her, it would appear that I have a ghost in my heart …”
Chen Guangda smiled embarrassedly. Li Tingyu immediately punched her fist and gritted her teeth. “You’re still eating your marrow, aren’t you? I think it’s just that you’re reluctant to part with her. Hmph! What’s worse than me? Am I not as beautiful as her or am I not as good-looking as her?”
“You’re the most beautiful, okay? I’m so beautiful that I miss you to death …”
Chen Guangda hugged her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but before Li Tingyu could say anything, an intense sound of a bronze gong suddenly sounded from outside. Chen Guangda’s expression changed and he said, “Why did you knock on the police gong? Could it be Sha Lifei?”
“Assemble! Assemble!”
The messenger’s voice rang out from outside. The camp was in a mess. Chen Guangda hurriedly pulled Li Tingyu and ran out. He saw the lady boss running in from outside. As soon as he saw him, he shouted, “Ziwen! Hurry up and gather your brothers to prepare for war. Sha Lifei has already come!”
“How could it be so fast? Didn’t you say that Sabak would need at least two or three days to get here?”
Chen Guangda ran over in shock, but the lady boss was so angry that she said, “That bastard played with us and broke into pieces. He sent people here without any supplies. If it weren’t for the fact that the scouts accidentally discovered their tracks, we would have caught them off guard!”
“Your news is too secluded. Even if so many people are scattered, they can still receive the news …”
Chen Guangda shook his head gloomily, but the lady boss said, “This problem is no longer important. Hurry up and lead half of the infantry to gather. I’ll give you another 200 cavalry. You can do whatever the people of Coffin Mountain want you to do. Don’t resist unless you have to.”
“Alright! I know …”
Chen Guangda nodded and turned around to leave. Unexpectedly, Shuxin ran out at this moment. He was still wearing those thin skirts. Chen Guangda hurriedly took off his mink cloak and put it on her body. However, Shuxin directly pulled him over and whispered to him on tiptoe.
“Don’t joke, how is this possible …”
Chen Guangda looked at her in shock, but Shuxin glanced at Li Tingyu and said seriously, “Master, you must believe me. Since I am already one of your people, I will definitely not harm you. You must be careful. If you make a mistake, there will be no regret medicine to eat!”
“What are you two talking about …”
Li Tingyu pulled Chen Guangda suspiciously, but Chen Guangda directly threw her away. He jumped on his horse and ran outside. Li Tingyu cursed angrily, “Bastard! What kind of soup did the dead fox give you? I will definitely not end it with you!”