From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1023
Chapter 1023 An Unexpected Olympic Aid
“Little handsome guy! Let’s go with big sister later. Big sister promises not to hurt you, she will definitely make you happy like a god …”
Just as Chen Guangda was shocked, Liu Piaopiao gently stuck to him and looked at him with her charming eyes. However, Chen Guangda smiled embarrassedly and said, “Sister Liu, I’m already out of shape. It won’t be easy for you to straighten me up. If you want to try Exploding Chrysanthemum, I’ll be happy to help!”
“Bah ~ Another shit stirrer, so disappointing …”
Liu Piaopiao spat fiercely, turned around and left angrily. But the lady boss said, “Don’t provoke this old lady. She is one of the three poisonous women who are as famous as Sha Daji. Although she looks very young, she is actually old enough to be your mother!”
“What about that scarecrow …”
Chen Guangda frowned deeply. He didn’t know who the scarecrow’s skin was, but when it was peeled off, it was very delicate. It was almost completely covered with a piece of skin, but his mouth was full of black straw. It looked disgusting and seeping.
“That’s really her husband. However, her husband is a heartless man. After being caught by her, he directly peeled off his skin and stuffed it with grass. Even his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were eaten together …”
The lady boss smiled bitterly and said helplessly, “Since then, her temperament has changed greatly. She even changed her name to Liu Piaopiao. She specifically seduces married men outside, but as long as she dares to go to her bed, she will be stabbed to death at the best of times. Then, she will be like her husband, pickpocketing skin for grass. I heard that she has almost gathered 108 generals!”
“Holy shit! So ruthless …”
Chen Guangda was shocked from ear to ear, but the lady boss shrugged her shoulders and said, “This is the Evil Man Desert. There are more vicious things than this. However, she loves her husband to the extreme. Even if she becomes a scarecrow, she will always bring him with her. She will carry him to bed every night!”
“Ai ~ It’s Liu Fangfei again …”
Chen Guangda sighed with great emotion. It seemed that there must be something pitiful about a hateful person. What he said was true, but he didn’t know if Sha Daji, the other poisonous woman, had her own hidden secrets.
“Everyone! Quiet down and listen to me …”
Liu Yidao suddenly clapped his hands and the dancing dancers in the middle immediately retreated. He also raised a glass of wine and jumped onto a table and loudly said, “First of all, I, Old Liu, thank all the good brothers who helped me with my fist today. We don’t have much to say, we’re all in the wine. Old Liu, I’ll do it first!”
“Oh!”
Everyone immediately applauded and cheered. They gave him face, but after Liu Yi drank all of it, he tossed out his wine cup and said, “Today is the Alliance Gathering. Originally, the Alliance should have beheaded the chicken head and burned the yellow paper. Then, we should sign the Blood Alliance. However, if we don’t do anything wrong, I’ll ask all of you if you dare to swear a poison oath with me.”
“What’s there to be afraid of? Whoever dares to betray today’s ally, this daddy will be the first to chop him off …”
Big Baldy was the first to jump up and directly raise his hand to swear a poisonous oath. Yidao Liu also shouted goodbye. Then, he lifted up a bowl of wine and said loudly, “If it’s a brother, then swear with me that I, the Liu Family, will voluntarily form an alliance with all of you. If I betray you, I will die on the streets. I will never surpass you!”
“I volunteer to form an alliance with all of you. We will share weal and woe and advance and retreat together. If I betray you, I will die on the streets. I will never surpass you …”
Everyone stood up with their wine glasses in their hands. Following Liu Yidao’s oath, Chen Guangda also snorted and said half a sentence. However, he discovered that Liu Piaopiao had secretly drawn a cross on his leg. It was obvious that the oath was null and void. He really didn’t expect this old woman to have such a childish side, but it also showed that everyone here had their own minds.
“Good! Happy, dry …”
Liu Yidao immediately raised his wine bowl and laughed loudly. He then drank it up and smashed it heavily on the ground. Liu Piaopiao then asked, “Brother Liu, don’t just focus on forming an alliance. Just how many soldiers did Sha Lifei send? When did he come over? Tell me!”
“Haha ~ Sister Liu, don’t worry. Please listen to my brother slowly …”
Saber Liu carelessly wiped his mouth and stepped on a chair. “Sha Lifei claimed to be a hundred thousand elite soldiers and wanted to personally cut off my head, but he wasn’t afraid of flashing his tongue. There were only a hundred thousand people in his entire Shabak, even if he counted the kiln sisters in his nest, he could have a hundred thousand elite soldiers and cut off his head!”
“Old Saber! Don’t talk about these useless things. Quickly give me an accurate number …”
The lady boss waved her hand impatiently. The others also pricked up their ears, but Yidao Liu said disdainfully, “Who doesn’t know how many people he has in Sha Lifei? His dragoncavalry is only 2,000 plus camel soldiers. Adding in 778 infantry and mobs, it’s amazing that there are 20,000 people capable of overcoming the heavens. We only have a lot more people than them!”
“Bullshit! What the hell are they doing? Hurry up and tell us the truth …”
Liu Piaopiao slammed the table angrily and smiled embarrassedly. “Sha Lifei is one of those people. However, he borrowed another thousand cavalry, four thousand infantry, and Old Ghost Wu from the lower six continents to help him. He will come from the lower six continents to copy our retreat. The total number of troops should exceed forty thousand, right?”
“These 40,000 should be all soldiers, not counting the logistical staff …”
Lady Boss narrowed her eyes slightly. Although there were nearly 8,000 people coming out of Crouching Bull City, there were more than 2,000 old and weak people in charge of logistics and transportation. In addition to the medical and signaling soldiers, there were less than 5,000 people who could really fight. However, even such a small number of people had a lot of water. Many of them were farmers who had never even killed sheep.
“If we include logistics, even if we don’t have one hundred thousand, we still have seventy to eighty thousand …”
Many bosses’ expressions immediately changed. The enemy’s forces were actually twice as strong as theirs, and Jin Dabiao also muttered, “Although our Eight Banners are all elites, Sha Lifei’s dragoncavalry are not easy to deal with. Moreover, their numbers are superior. If we don’t have any Olympic reinforcements, I’m afraid we won’t be able to win this battle!”
“Hmph! Who said that we don’t have any Olympic aid? I’ll invite the Olympic aid out right now for you to take a look …”
Yidao Liu suddenly waved his hand proudly. Soon, he saw a few young men and women dressed strangely walk in from outside the cloth curtain. Not only were they all dressed in black cloth robes, there were also a number of pale white skulls embroidered on their left chests, and the leader of the group was embroidered with three skulls.
“Coffin Mountain’s Chief Disciple, Chu Xiu, greets all the leaders …”
The leader of the group cupped his hands and everyone sucked in a breath of cold air. Chen Guangda’s expression suddenly changed. Coffin Mountain was Consonance Taoist Priest’s sect. The night he escaped from Moonshine Bay, he fought with the old fellow in a daze and personally slaughtered a six-barreled old zombie.
“Why are the people from Coffin Mountain here? Didn’t they never participate in disputes?”
“Everyone knows what Master Consonance is capable of, right? With a wave of his hand, he can light up thousands of undying armies. Master and I have been friends for many years. Today, Chu Xiu is here to form an alliance with us on behalf of Master Consonance. Do you still have the confidence to do so?” Liu Yidao said proudly.
“That’s great! If Master Consonance is willing to help, Sha Lifei will definitely die …”
Many bigwigs were immediately overjoyed. Chu Xiu proudly raised her head, while the lady boss explained to Chen Guangda, “Coffin Mountain has a unique skill called Corpse Control. Together, they can control tens of thousands of corpses. It is said that their master, Daoist Consonance, can already control a powerful Corpse Leaping King level 1 corpse. His strength is extremely powerful!”
“I think they’re all mutants …”
Chen Guangda knitted his brows tightly. Although Coffin Mountain and the others did not have lynx-like pupils, it was impossible for them to control a living corpse other than a mutant. However, Yidao Liu added, “Everyone, please keep the alliance between Coffin Mountain and us a secret. At that time, they will sneak attack Sha Lifei as a special force!”
“No! Master Liu may have misunderstood my master’s intentions …”
Chu Xiu suddenly interrupted Liu Dao and proudly said with her hands behind her back, “My master said that the people here cannot be trusted, so we will not form an alliance with a group of people with evil intentions. If Boss Liu wants our help, he must give us all the command, otherwise we can only go back to the manor!”
“Who do you think has evil intentions? You dare to talk nonsense here before your hair grows all over your body …”
Big Baldy suddenly jumped up and glared angrily at Chu Xiu. However, Chu Xiu sneered and said, “Please don’t be guilty, this person in charge. We are not targeting any one of you, but all of you. All of you here have evil intentions!”
“You …”
Big Baldy was about to pull out his saber in anger. Who knew that a beautiful girl would suddenly stand next to Chu Xiu? Seeing her robe suddenly move, a black figure suddenly shot out from under her body. With a muffled sound, Big Baldy’s bald ladle actually flew high up, and blood sprayed out from her neck like a fountain.
“Putong ~”
The headless corpse fell heavily to the ground. Everyone immediately let out a cry of alarm. It bounced away from the headless corpse like an electric shock. Only now did they see clearly in shock that the one attacking Big Baldy was a small green leaping corpse. Although it was about the size of a teddy dog, its green skin showed its identity as a five-barreled corpse.
“Anyone else have any objections …”
Chu Xiu smiled as he looked around the crowd. At this time, the five people he brought with him actually climbed onto the green-skinned little jump corpses. They squatted on their shoulders and glared at the crowd, causing almost everyone to tremble. The scene immediately fell into a strange silence, not even a single person dared to fart.
“Haha ~ Little Chu! The war isn’t going to work. Let’s sit down and discuss it first and listen to everyone’s opinions.”
Yidao Liu walked over with a stiff face and smiled apologetically. Chu Xiu was also very straightforward. She nodded and sat directly in the seat that originally belonged to Yidao Liu. The lady boss shook her head and sighed, “Yidao Liu doesn’t know what to think. He actually dared to summon these evil stars over. Isn’t this digging his own grave?”
“I feel that Chu Xiu’s actions are very correct …”
Chen Guangda smoothly lit a cigarette and said, “Although Sha Lifei’s troops are superior, he still does not have an overwhelming advantage. Even if he wins, it will still be a tragic victory. Therefore, we must have his ambush here. Otherwise, he would definitely not dare to offend the Fairy Lake!”
“Then who do you think it is …”
“I can’t guess yet, but I believe that he will reveal his fox tail very soon …”