From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1022
Chapter 1022 Alliance Assembly
Crouching Bull City was not far from the Fairy Lake, and it was only half a day’s walk away. However, because Chen Guangda’s equestrian skills were too bad, he really made a lot of jokes along the way. Either he could not control the horses and ran into others, or he was carried around by the horses. In the end, he was found by the cavalry.
“Little Ancestor! Can you be obedient? I’m embarrassed and you lose your horse …”
Chen Guangda was about to cry and slap the White Dragon Horse beneath his seat without tears. This White Horse Sao Bao was enough. Sao Bao, however, did not seem to have a good brain. However, Li Damei smiled wickedly and said, “The person riding the White Horse is not necessarily Tang Sanzang. It might even be a teddy dog. This is embarrassing! Haha ~”
“Team up!”
The messenger suddenly shouted in front of him. Chen Guangda immediately stood up and looked forward. It turned out that the Fairy Lake was about to arrive. From afar, he saw a large oasis appearing in front of him. It was at least half the size of the Crouching Bull Continent. Even the city walls were built of stones.
The messy team quickly gathered, and the two blood-colored oxhead chess pieces began to fly again. The thousands of soldiers quickly tidied up their appearances, each putting on a dignified posture. No matter which side was stronger in the end, they had to prop up the scene. Even if they lost money, they must not lose face.
“Zhao Ziwen! Come here, come here. You look handsome and walk beside me to protect me …”
The lady boss waved her hand at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately stood beside him with his head held high and chest raised. A burly man also came forward and sandwiched him in the middle. The lady boss immediately straightened the golden helmet on her head. Then, she pulled out the golden saber at her waist and shouted out loudly.
“This city can’t be guarded …”
As Fairy Lake got closer and closer, Chen Guangda instinctively knitted his brows. Although the walls of Fairy Lake were made of large pieces of stone, they were only four meters tall at most. Good warriors could charge forward in a few steps. Whether or not there was a wall made no difference at all.
“The real battlefield isn’t here. A few kilometers ahead, there’s a Shaved Head Mountain. That’s where we meet our enemies …”
The lady boss gently waved her hand and then said, “Do you know where the name of the Fairy Lake came from? Back then, Dao Liu Gang brought people to occupy this place, but every night, there was a mermaid singing in the lake. The song was very pleasant. Dao Liu boasted that it was the place where the Seventh Fairy took a bath, but in reality, it was not a person!”
“It can’t be Bloody Mary …”
Chen Guangda looked at him curiously. Who knew that the lady boss would shake her head and say, “It’s said that it’s a dead catfish with a woman’s head in its mouth. Every time it comes out of the water, the woman in its mouth will sing to lure the man over and then drag him into the water and eat him up!”
“Really? Isn’t this too ridiculous …”
Chen Guangda’s eyes widened in disbelief, but the lady boss smiled bitterly and said, “I don’t know if it’s true or not, but this is what Liu Yidao told me personally. It is said that the big catfish and that woman are symbiotic. If it eats people, it is equivalent to the big catfish eating people. Anyway, the lake water of the Fairy Lake can’t be drunk. With a single drink, it will turn into a quasi-corpse!”
“Hmm? Why are there still Tartars …”
Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. From afar, he could see an army coming from the left. Although there weren’t as many people as them, they were all dressed as Qing Dynasty troops. They were all wearing jackets and bamboo helmets. The cavalry were even wearing colorful bubble spike armor. Behind them were eight different colors of dragon flags flying high.
“Haha ~ Here comes the monkey trick …”
The lady boss laughed loudly and pointed at a man wearing golden dragon bubble nail armor. “That guy is the boss of Gadfly Mountain, Jin Dabiao. He claims to be the descendant of Aixinjueluo, but he is actually a native of Gadfly Mountain. Last year, he became the emperor and even issued an edict to us to worship. Don’t you think he’s crazy?”
“Ha ~ You’ve seen too many braids …”
Chen Guangda couldn’t help but laugh. However, when he thought about it carefully, he had encountered quite a few such people. Most of them were poisoned by the pigtails. The two sides quickly met up. The landlady smiled and said, “Isn’t this the Qing Emperor? Why haven’t I seen your harem’s three thousand beautiful women?”
“How dare you! You are such a troublemaker, why don’t you kneel down before His Majesty …”
A commander of the Black Flag Army immediately shouted loudly, staring at them like copper bells. However, Chen Guangda laughed and said, “That person in your family is the Qing Dynasty Emperor. We are soldiers of the Great Tang Dynasty. We are not from the same dynasty at all, alright? How can we talk about it?”
“Forget it! What are you talking about with other barbarians …”
Jin Dabiao waved his hand in a dignified manner. After glancing at the army of Crouching Bull City, he said coldly, “Mistress boss! Aren’t you known as 20,000 elite soldiers? Why don’t you even have 10,000 people? You’re too good at bragging and aren’t afraid of being laughed at by Shabak!”
“That’s also more soldiers than your Great Qing Dynasty …”
The lady boss waved her horse whip proudly. There were only 3,000 to 4,000 soldiers in Gadfly Mountain, and more than half of them were honest peasants. However, Jin Dabiao raised his chest and said disdainfully, “We are all elites of the eight banners. If you don’t believe me, let’s meet on the battlefield!”
“Then little sister will be waiting for my big brother, the emperor, to take the lead and snatch the credit …”
The lady boss coquettishly winked at him. Jin Dabiao immediately shivered and ran away with his horse. However, Chen Guangda couldn’t help but sigh, “Sigh! The sixteen continents of Misty Cloud are really blooming. There are all sorts of demons and ghosts. I hope that no more First Emperor Qin will appear!”
“Don’t worry! You’ve seen the most abnormal things, and you’ll feel normal about the rest …”
The lady boss raised her horse whip and continued to walk towards the Fairy Lake. However, Fairy City would definitely not be able to stay with so many people. Soon, two light cavalry ran up and led them directly to the Fairy Lake. When they arrived at the open space beside the lake, they saw that there were indeed many sabers and spears standing on the ground. Everyone roared and horses howled!
“Ho ~ There are quite a few people …”
Chen Guangda swept his gaze back and forth in astonishment. There were at least 30,000 to 40,000 people here. At a glance, they were all crowded with heads and horses. There were even a large number of camels. It seemed that it was not just the four forces of the five continents.
“Yidao Liu is considered an old senior in the Evil Desert. He will definitely have old friends to help him in battle. Those camel soldiers are from the camel gang from the Lower Six Continents …”
The lady boss introduced Chen Guangda familiar with the situation. However, Chen Guangda shook his head in disdain. These people were simply a mob. They were either bragging or drinking wine. There were also many people who brought women to play. On the other hand, the most brainless Qing soldiers were well disciplined and stood there like javelins.
“Sister! Leave it to me. How far do you want me to fight this battle …”
Chen Guangda looked at the lady boss very seriously. The lady boss slowed down for a moment before she said in a deep voice, “If you can delay, then delay. We can’t delay any longer. But once I let you go, you must risk your life for me. Without my orders, you are not allowed to retreat even if you fight until the last soldier!”
“I understand …”
Chen Guangda nodded in surprise. He hadn’t expected the lady boss to be so resolute. However, just as he was about to ask the lady boss again, he got off the horse. After greeting the generals, he walked into the depths of the forest under the lead of the two cheongsam beauties. Soon, he arrived at an open space surrounded by white cloth.
“Haha! Sister! As expected, you will do what you say. With your help, we will definitely win this time …”
Just as they entered the cloth curtain, a middle-aged man immediately greeted them and gave the lady boss a big hug. This person should be the head of the Fairy Lake, Yi Daoliu. However, his appearance was rather sinister. Not only did he have a typical hook nose, but his eyes were also deeply sunken. It was obvious that he was not a good person.
“Dead bastard! Eat my tofu as soon as you come, your butt is swollen …”
The lady boss punched the old man with a few punches. A burst of laughter immediately came from the front. Chen Guangda noticed that there were already many people sitting in the cloth curtain. There were also many beauties dancing and singing in the middle. However, Yidao Liu looked at him and smiled, “A newcomer really surpasses an old one. Your new male pet looks pretty good!”
“Don’t talk nonsense! Old Deathsaber, this is our infantry commander Zhao Ziwen. He relies solemnly on his strength …”
The lady boss punched him angrily again. Unexpectedly, Yidao Liu’s eyes suddenly twitched and he carefully sized Chen Guangda up. However, a pretty boy quickly ran up and angrily said, “Uncle! It was he who hit me in Crouching Bull Lake. If it weren’t for Mother Sister’s appearance, he would have almost killed me!”
“The five of you can’t beat one of them. You still have the face to shout nonsense here. Scram and stay at the side for me …”
Yidao Liu glared fiercely at Young Master Qiang. Young Master Qiang immediately retreated to the side in frustration. The lady boss then introduced him, “Ziwen! This is the famous Yidao Liu. You can just call him Brother Dao. Although you have a small conflict with his nephew, from today onwards, you are good comrades in arms. You must put aside your past grudges!”
“Yo ~ Where did you get that little fresh meat? It looks so covetous …”
Suddenly! A seductive young woman walked up and smiled at Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda discovered something strange. Although this woman wore a very sexy red skirt and her beauty was quite extraordinary, not a single man dared to look at her. Even Dao Liu did not look sideways.
“Sister Mother! Why can’t I believe it? You’re willing to let go of such a handsome little meat. If it was me, I would definitely tie him to my belt every day …”
The young woman smiled and touched Chen Guangda’s face, but the lady boss was very impolite and mocking, “Come on! Will you be able to survive the night in your hands? Let me introduce you to Ziwen. This is the head of Baisha Zhou, the famous Black Widow Liu Piaopiao!”
“Bah! You’re the widow. My man is sitting in the back.”
Liu Piaopiao glared at him with extreme embarrassment, but Chen Guangda was stunned when he saw the place she was pointing at. It was actually a terrifying human-skinned scarecrow. Its two black eyes were filled with black straw. Although it wore a straight suit, it was like a zombie that had just jumped out of a pile of seals. Not even a wild dog dared to linger beside it.