Early in the morning!

Under the attendance of several maids, Chen Guangda wore a wind-pulling Sandlizard leather armor. The black Sandlizard armor was completely a replica of the Ming Dynasty’s Bright Light Armor. Not only was it inlaid with a bronze ox-head chest guard, but its shoulders were also covered with a pure gold dragon head guard. The fish-scale leather skirt covered its entire length until its legs bent, and a red belt was tied around its waist.

“Wow! So handsome …”

Li Tingyu held her chest with both hands and her face was filled with excitement. Even Colleen and Jiang Shilin’s eyes shone brightly. This carefully carved leather armor made Chen Guangda look extraordinary and heroic, making his sturdy figure look even taller. When he wore the shiny stainless steel poisonous fanged spear on his back and the sharp Tang knife on his shoulder, a few ladies almost lost him on the spot.

“Mom! Fortunately, we went out to fight. If we went to pick up girls …”

Li Damei shook her head and sighed in admiration. Chen Guangda was usually either bearded or sloppy. None of them had seen him wear formal clothes. After putting on his dignified leather armor, his complexion soared. This was the first time in her life that Li Damei had discovered that Chen Guangda was so handsome.

“Hehe ~ Beauties! Do you have any impulse to come to the scene …”

Chen Guangda suddenly let out a lustful laugh. His furry hands went straight for Li Damei’s butt. However, his laughter instantly broke through. Li Tingyu immediately said with disdain, “You’re really handsome for less than three seconds. Just now, I really wanted to come with you on the spot. Now, I just want to kick your damn Teddy away with one kick!”

“Hmph ~ I knew that I would never be able to sleep with a really handsome guy in my life …”

Li Damei curled her lips in disdain. She put on her saber and began to tidy her hair. The women were all wearing sand lizard leather armor. Although they weren’t as coquettish as Chen Guangda, their good figures were all placed there. They were also very valiant and valiant. When Little Man’s waist was twisted, it would have a different flavor.

“Buttface! Mommy’s gone to war. You should listen to your wet nurse at home …”

A few women suddenly surrounded a wet nurse and teased the baby. However, Chen Guangda rolled his eyes when he heard this. He was a mixed-blood. He gave them the dirty name Buttface, and even boasted that it was easy to raise a lowly name. However, it was clearly Little Teddy’s intention.

“Let’s go!”

Chen Guangda put on his shiny bronze helmet and walked out. The four little ladies also followed behind with imposing manner. Actually, logically speaking, there was no need for them to accompany the army. However, Chen Guangda was worried that if they were to fall out with the lady boss, they would instead become hostages. Anyway, there were quite a few bandits fighting with women, so the lady boss was not surprised.

“Welcome Commander-in-Chief …”

Outside the door, there was a group of infantry waiting with horses. The moment Chen Guangda left the door, everyone immediately bowed to pay their respects. Even their address became normal. They did not call him big brother or big brother randomly. Moreover, this group of people could be considered Chen Guangda’s personal soldiers. Most of them were drawn from the White Tiger Escort Agency and were good brothers who had visited the cave with him.

“Let’s go!”

Chen Guang quickly got on the horse. Hundreds of QinBing in leather armor immediately shouted and trotted towards the city gate. The horse leader was disguised as the fifth old man. He wore a western cowboy’s curly brim hat and had a mouthful of beard that was not noticeable at all.

The troop soon arrived near the city gate. From afar, they saw that the small square was already filled with soldiers who were about to set off. There were also many families who came to see them off. Although it looked lively, these bandits did not have any imposing manner at all. They stood there crooked and picked their teeth and nose. No matter what, they looked like a group of scattered soldiers who would collapse in one blow.

Apart from the elite cavalry of the lady boss and Chen Guangda’s QinBing squad, Most of them didn’t have leather armor or uniform. If they tied a red belt on their arms, they would be considered one of their own. Most of the infantry were made up of a copper saber and a wooden shield. However, those who were forcibly recruited didn’t even have a proper saber. Holding a big pot lid was considered a shield. It was simply unbearable.

“Just because this mob wants to fight, I’m afraid they’ll run away as soon as the enemy lights up their sabers …”

This was the first time Li Da Mei saw the army of Crouching Bull Continent. She was immediately shocked from ear to ear, but Chen Guang Da shook his horse whip and smiled bitterly, “It was originally a bandit fighting a bandit, so don’t be so demanding. We even boasted 20,000 troops to the outside, but I wonder if there are 8,000 of them!”

“Commander Zhao! General, please go over …”

A messenger suddenly ran over in a hurry. Chen Guangda immediately kicked his horse in the stomach and rushed to the front of an incense table at the city gate. The table was already filled with various kinds of tributes. All the big shots stood in a square formation neatly, and in front of everyone was the lady boss holding three dragon incense sticks.

“The Corpse Collection G.o.d? What the hell is this …”

As soon as Chen Guangda jumped off his horse, he was stunned. He only saw a large ink painting hanging in front of the incense table. It depicted a giant with fangs on its face. Not only was it stepping on a fat corpse king, it was also holding two large stomach-piercing jumping corpses in its hands. The background was the numerous high-grade living corpses fleeing in the wind. It was also written in large blood-red characters-the Great God of Corpse Collection!

“You don’t even know about the Corpse Collection God? Then do you know the name of the most powerful organization right now …”

Yun Dazhuang in the front row looked at him in surprise. Chen Guangda immediately scratched his head and asked the Northwest Army, but who knew that Yun Dazhuang would scoff, “The Northwest Army is at most the local emperor of the Northwest. The ones who are really powerful are the corpse collectors. I heard that they have already gone abroad. They worship the Corpse Collection God. Otherwise, why would they call them corpse collectors?”

“Uh ~ What does it have to do with the deities that the corpse collectors worship …”

Chen Guangda scratched his head sadly. He, the boss of a genuine corpse collector, had never heard of this immortal before. He didn’t know how these people made it up, let alone the origin of the corpse collector. It was just a joke he had told Lin Na in kindergarten that had nothing to do with immortals or monsters.

“Nonsense! Everything related to a living corpse is under the control of the Corpse Collection God. This is the chief god of the sixteen continents of Misty Cloud. It’s more useful to worship him than to worship Second Master Guan …”

Yun Dazhuang mysteriously raised his eyebrows. A boss beside him also said, “Commander Zhao! The Corpse Collection God is really effective. Even the Northwest Army is secretly worshipping him. Moreover, the Sand Lizards are becoming more and more rampant recently. Although we are fighting against people, we must be on guard against them. There is no harm in worshipping the Corpse Collection God!”

“Alright! Bye, bye, bye. Who told Chen Guangda to be so awesome …”

Chen Guangda didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he took over the three incense sticks. Seeing that everyone had already left him the rightmost position in the first row, it was equivalent to publicly acknowledging his status as the number two character. Thus, he didn’t hesitate and directly swaggered to the rightmost position with his head held high and his chest held high.

“The auspicious time has arrived! Jingxiang …”

With a resounding sound of a bronze gong, the entire small square instantly quieted down. The soldiers behind also quickly lined up. Very quickly, the lady boss raised the three dragon incense sticks and shouted, “The god of corpse collection is above us. Please bless all the officers and soldiers of Crouching Bull City for their invincible, invincible and safe return!”

“Everything is invincible! Everything is invincible! Return safely …”

Everyone immediately followed the lady boss and shouted loudly. They bowed three times to the inexplicable god of corpse collection. The sandalwood incense was quickly filled with huge bronze censers. Chen Guangda finally understood that there was no god of corpse collection in this world, but if there were more people, the god would come true.

“Kaicheng! Let’s go …”

The lady boss abruptly stepped onto a black warhorse. The elite cavalry immediately followed behind. They raised two blood-colored ox-head flags and majestically drove out of the city. Chen Guangda also stepped onto his white BMW. With a clang, he pulled out Tang Dao and shouted, “Infantry, listen up! Let’s go!”

“Come back safely, you must come back …”

The old, weak, women, and children in the surroundings all cried out with tears in their voices. It was only at this moment that there was an atmosphere of a life and death battle. Everyone understood the principle that a general could wither ten thousand bones. This seemingly vast army of eight thousand people would not be able to return until the end of the war. Perhaps half of it would be very good.

“The boundless horizon is my love. The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountain …”

It was unknown who took the lead in singing. Several thousand people immediately joined in singing. Although the song was a bit vulgar, it had a long way to go. They carried their swords and walked across the horizon. However, in just a short moment, the singing stopped abruptly. Suddenly, someone cried out in alarm, “Sand Lizard! There are many sand lizards ahead!”

“What’s going on? Why is the sand lizard out in broad daylight …”

The landlady’s expression suddenly changed. She could not believe her eyes. Not only did these Desert Sandlizards come out in broad daylight, they also had an overwhelming momentum. They were so dark that they could not even look at their heads and blocked their path.

“Master Niang! This is the heavens forbidding us to go out. If it goes against the will of the heavens, we will definitely lose this battle …”

A Little Geezer suddenly cried out like a mourning mother. The others also nodded fiercely when they heard this. It would be great if they could not fight, let alone run into such a sinister matter just after they left the house. However, the lady boss suddenly slapped her horse’s butt and rushed in front of Little Geezer to cut off his head with a knife.

“Monstrous words deceive the crowd! Let’s see who dares to shake the morale of the army …”

The lady boss, who was splashed with blood, glared fiercely at them and immediately shut her mouth to the restless army. However, she saw two large sand lizards suddenly line up and run towards them with a few furry things in their mouths. The cavalry immediately shouted, “Protect the general!”

“Wait!”

The lady boss suddenly drove away a few cavalry and stared at the two large sand lizards in surprise. She saw that they were actually holding two sheep and a few hens in their mouths. However, someone immediately cried out in alarm, “Sister mother! It was the two sheep we stole. So it was the sand lizards that did it!”

“What do they want to do …”

The lady boss frowned suspiciously. The two sand lizards weren’t afraid of the mighty humans. They actually ran up to Chen Guangda with their tails erect. Then, they spat out what was in their mouths. They looked at Chen Guangda as obediently as two pugs.

“Go! Get lost! I don’t recognize you …”

Chen Guangda’s old face instantly flushed red. Of course, he recognized these two sand lizards. They came to the mansion to deliver chickens and sheep to him almost every day. The girls who ate them had their waists fat. Now, his hiccups were filled with the smell of mutton.

“Commander Zhao! This is truly a joyous occasion. Even the Sand Lizard has come to present a gift to you. It means that we are going to win this battle. Please accept it quickly …”

Someone shouted in surprise, and the soldiers immediately cheered as well. However, Chen Guangda looked at the lady boss awkwardly. Who would have thought that the lady boss would be ecstatic and shout, “What are you still waiting for? The Sand Lizard is here to give you a gift. It means that you are my great noble. Quickly accept the gift!”

“Then I’ll take it, but I really haven’t seen them …”

Chen Guangda had no choice but to jump off his horse with a shameful smile. After patting the heads of the two big sand lizards, the two big sand lizards immediately ran back into the sand lizard army. After glancing at the sand lizard queen in Li Damei’s arms from afar, they led the dark sand lizard army into the hole and disappeared.

“Oh! Long live …”

The scene immediately erupted with shocking cheers. The warriors rushed up and threw Chen Guangda into the sky. Even the boss lady was so happy that she could not help but laugh from ear to ear. However, Li Tingyu secretly patted her belly and said disdainfully, “My mother! This is fine! These people are really superstitious! I can’t eat mutton for lunch anymore, I’m going to vomit!”