From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1019
Chapter 1019 Be Sanctimonious
“Duan Ming Yang!!!”
The madman-like corpse directly pounced on Eldest Brother. Its ferocious and venomous expression was much more terrifying than that of a life-threatening ghost. However, Eldest Brother actually acted as if he had risked his life. He glared at it and shouted, “Come! Kill me and your husband, and personally send us to hell!”
“I’ll kill you …”
The Corpse Infant had gone completely crazy. With an ear-piercing scream, it fiercely grabbed Eldest Senior Brother’s head. However, there was a “pa” sound. A large area of dazzling light suddenly lit up from the side and hit the Corpse Infant’s body. In an instant, it let out a miserable scream and fell heavily to the ground.
“Ah …”
The corpse baby’s body suddenly emitted thick smoke. It was as if its entire body was on fire. The pain caused it to roll all over the ground and scream miserably. Only then did the people in the distance realize in shock that the suddenly lit up light actually came from the main hall of the escort agency. A group of wooden shelves were densely lined with hundreds of ultraviolet light tubes.
“Are you comfortable? Bitch …”
The blue light illuminated the door as bright as day. At the same time, it illuminated Eldest Senior Brother as ferocious and strange. He stared at the rolling corpse babies and sneered repeatedly. However, his previous madness had long since disappeared. The sinister smile that had succeeded made everyone present feel horrified.
“Ah …”
The Corpse Infant’s miserable scream resounded through the sky. Its body was like burning wood, rapidly turning black and decaying. However, Eldest Brother forcefully stepped on its head and smiled sinisterly. “I was just trying to play with a female doctor, but you actually wanted to elope with me. A cheap and stupid woman like you should go to hell!”
“Quickly let go of my Ah Shuang …”
Lady Boss and the others suddenly lost their restraints and fell to the ground. However, Eldest Brother spat heavily and said, “Shut up! Dead Demon, let your men drop their weapons and retreat. Otherwise, I will kill this damn gay man and let him go to hell to get some gay men!”
“Darling! I’m sorry …”
Suddenly! The Nascent Corpse tried its best to raise its head and looked at Big Beard in pain. Two rows of tears instantly flowed out of Big Beard’s eyes, but he said in a trembling voice, “Fey! I’ve wronged you. I’ve always wanted to protect you, but I couldn’t. But today, I won’t disappoint you again!”
“You …”
Big Senior Brother was suddenly shocked. He instinctively wanted to pull Big Beard’s hair, but Big Beard suddenly smashed into his chest and knocked him to the ground. At the same time, the strange scissors in his hand also tightened. A dozen sharp copper thorns stabbed into Big Beard’s neck.
“Ah …”
The bearded man let out a hysterical roar. He used his last bit of strength to push down on the ground. His entire body immediately jumped into the air and knocked over the ultraviolet lamp holder with a “bang”. The lamp holder that fell to the ground immediately exploded with a crackling sound. The dazzling lights were also extinguished, instantly causing the surroundings to sink into darkness.
“Madman! Your entire family is crazy …”
Eldest Senior Brother crawled up angrily and immediately ran to the back of the courtyard. However, a thin figure suddenly leapt into the sky and threw him heavily to the ground like a big grasshopper. He bit down on the back of his neck fiercely and blood immediately splashed everywhere.
“Ah …”
The charred corpse roared into the sky. Blood gushed out of its mouth from its lovers and enemies, but even so, it could hear the despair and pain in its cries. However, a sharp poisonous fanged spear pierced through the back of its head and nailed it firmly to the ground.
“Have a good journey! I hope you can be a carefree pet in your next life. Being a person is too hard …”
Chen Guangzhi looked at the corpse baby with great impression. No matter what, Liu Fangfei was a bitter woman. Not only did her husband come out of the cabinet and become a gay man, even her lover hurt her. However, the resentment on the corpse baby’s face gradually dissipated. She actually said thank you like a mosquito gnat!
“Ah Shuang! Ah Shuang …”
The lady boss suddenly pounced on the bearded corpse and burst into tears. Then, she rolled her eyes and fainted. Chen Guangda also sighed softly. Although gay men were a bit disgusting, as long as they truly loved each other, they would be better than most couples in this world. After all, many so-called couples were just sleeping together.
Whoosh ~
Chen Guangda had just pulled out the Poisonous Fang Spear when he suddenly discovered that the corpse of the corpse baby had suddenly moved. When he took a closer look, he discovered that it was actually the translucent Sand Lizard Queen who had pounced over and dug out a Whiteboard Corpse Worm and swallowed it into his stomach. He did not even have the chance to snatch it.
“F*ck!”
Chen Guangda scolded dejectedly. This four-legged snake was almost the same as Marten Zuoshan. It only ate and didn’t work. It didn’t even bother to open its mouth until it was in a critical moment. Li Damei had taught it for a long time, but it was useless. It always acted as if it was going its own way.
“Big Senior Brother …”
Liu Jia suddenly ran over with a group of escorts. She pounced on Eldest Brother’s corpse and cried. Even many escorts also cried loudly. Although Eldest Brother was a hypocrite, he treated them well. Almost all of the escort agencies had been taken care of by him.
“Ai ~ I really don’t understand. How could he be such a person …”
Li Damei picked up the Sandlizard Queen who was hiccupping. Looking at Eldest Brother’s corpse with a puzzled expression, Chen Guangda hugged her and sighed, “Everyone has a dark side. It depends on whether you can suppress them. Eldest Brother may have been a good person, but ever since he had an affair with Liu Fangfei, his dark side has gradually turned into a towering tree in his heart like a sprouting seed!”
“Ai ~ Let’s go back …”
Li Damei sighed faintly and followed Chen Guangda and the others back. In any case, they didn’t need to clean up this mess. However, just as they were passing by the crossroads, they suddenly discovered that Father Pedro had been killed and his chest had been stabbed several times.
Chen Guangda silently walked up and smoothed out Pedro’s wide-open eyes. The person who killed him didn’t have to guess that he was from the White Tiger Escort Agency. After all, Lu Xiahui was an old good person. He was cuckolded by Pedro, so the brothers who were close to him naturally couldn’t swallow this breath.
“Are you still going to the escort agency tomorrow?”
Li Tingyu walked up and pulled Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda shook his head and continued walking back. He said, “Sha Lifei is about to strike Liu. The boss lady has decided to ally with Liu Yidao. At that time, he will send all the strong men in the city to the battlefield. I’m afraid there are 8,000 men, so he wants me to be his infantry commander!”
“You won’t agree, right? Our family’s matters have not been settled yet. How can we possibly lead his troops to war?”
Li Tingyu looked at him somewhat unhappily, but Chen Guangda looked at the pitch-black front and whispered, “I have a feeling that Xiao Wei and Feizi are very likely to be in the Evil Man Desert. They may have discovered a secret that we do not know, so if I do not expand my influence, it will be very difficult for me to find out about them!”
“Sister Gloomy Biao, I’ve always wanted to see if you’re as elegant as they say you are …”
Li Tingyu tilted her head curiously. Li Damei also nodded. The three of them quickly returned to the mansion, but before they could enter, they heard Colleen laughing inside. Jiang Shilin also laughed loudly, “It’s really different. It feels completely different from sucking a man. He really is sucking milk!”
“Of course! One is milk, the other is soy milk. It definitely feels different …”
Colleen smiled just like when Procuress received the guests. When Chen Guangda walked to the door in surprise, he saw the little mixed blood sucking on Jiang Shilin’s chest. Even Colleen’s clothes were half undone. He immediately said dejectedly, “What’s wrong with the two of you? You didn’t let anyone drink milk!”
“You’re going to die! Where are you looking …”
Jiang Shilin hurriedly raised the child to block her chest. Who knew that the mixed-blood would cry out. Jiang Shilin could only turn around and let him suck again. Then, she said angrily, “Do you think we’re happy? He just cried all the time. We couldn’t do anything to calm him down. Only in this way can we calm him down!”
“It’s a man’s nature. If you nurse me, I guarantee that it will be very quiet …”
Chen Guangda chuckled. Jiang Shilin immediately rolled her eyes at him with contempt. Who knew that Li Damei and Li Tingyu would suddenly have a motherly love affair. She took off her clothes on the spot and wanted to try on the feeling of nursing the child. Chen Guangda immediately greedily said, “Well … actually, I can do it too. I promise to properly drink milk!”
“Fuck off!”
The four women cursed in unison and drove him out of the room. Chen Guangda could only gloomily prepare to go back to his room to sleep. Unexpectedly, Fifth Brother suddenly walked over from the backyard. Not only was he holding a dead lamb in his hand, he also had a bloody human thigh.
“What are you doing with a human leg? Where did you get this sheep …”
Chen Guangda looked at him in shock, but Fifth Brother gestured for him to come out. After Chen Guangda walked out for no reason, Fifth Brother pointed at a dark hole in the grass and said, “The legs and the sheep were found by this hole. If my guess is correct, this should be a gift from the sand lizard!”
“What? It’s from the sand lizard …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly took out a flashlight and shone it into the cave. This cave was obviously just dug out, and it was covered with claw marks. Fifth Brother smiled bitterly and said, “Probably because the sand lizards were afraid that we would mistreat their Queen, so he didn’t forget to bring us a lamb while sending them human legs!”
“Holy shit! So considerate …”
Chen Guangda took the lamb in pleasant surprise. The lamb was killed by the claws of the sand lizard. It was safe to eat without infection. However, Fifth Brother pointed to the mark on the back of the lamb’s butt and said, “This is the mark of the Crouching Bull Continent Cavalry. This lamb should belong to the owner’s wife!”
“Whoever it is, let’s kill it now. No one knows who it is after eating it …”
Chen Guangda happily pulled out his dagger and prepared to peel off the hot pot on the spot. However, Fifth Brother squatted at the edge of the cave and muttered, “Do you think the Sand Lizard will come back tomorrow? It would be great if he could send us some beef. I don’t like lamb very much. After eating it, it smells like mutton!”
“The bulls are too big to pull over, but we can ask them to send over a few more chickens. What do you think of the brown roasted chicken …”
Chen Guangda squatted down at the entrance of the cave with great interest. Fifth Brother immediately nodded heavily and saw Chen Guangda lying in the cave entrance and shouting, “Brothers, come back tomorrow. Your Queen wants to eat chickens. It’s best if you bring some fruits and cigarettes with you. I guarantee that I won’t treat your Queen wrongly!”
“Holy shit! Old Chen can’t be possessed by chicken essence …”
Li Damei and Li Tingyu stood at the back door with shock on their faces. After exchanging a look of horror, they immediately rushed forward and kicked Chen Guangda’s butt.