From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1012
Chapter 1012 Make A Fortune
“I knew it had something to do with you, kid. You’re a fucking scoundrel …”
The lady boss smashed the teacup heavily on the ground and pointed angrily at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda, who had just finished speaking of the situation, had no choice but to say wrongly, “Sister!” ‘”If I hadn’t thought of your Crouching Ox City, could I have risked my life with that female ghost? Besides, if I hadn’t stabbed her to death, she would have come out of the wall. She’s more than eighteen thousand times more powerful than the Nascent Corpse Ox Fork!”
“Bah! You damn brute! I think you dug her up. You must be responsible for this matter to the end, as well as your entire White Tiger Escort Agency …”
The lady boss suddenly stood up and stamped her feet. She was full of femininity. Chen Guangda instinctively trembled, but Eldest Brother said without changing his expression, “Mother, don’t worry. Even if you don’t come today, we are going to personally come to discuss with you how to deal with this corpse baby. However, with our manpower, I’m afraid it’s far from enough!”
“Hmph ~ You’re smart …”
The lady boss sat down and said angrily, “I have already divided the city into nine pieces. Your White Tiger Escort Agency is responsible for the three pieces near the mansion. The rest will be taken care of by other escort agencies and groups. I will coordinate with the people in my residence. Once we discover the whereabouts of that ghost, report to us immediately. We will use our fastest speed to support you!”
“Sister! It’s no problem for me to put oil in the pot for you. However, our escort agency is full of hardships. You can’t let them work for nothing, right? Even if you don’t give them money, you still have to mean it …”
Chen Guangda suddenly smiled and rubbed his fingers. Eldest Senior Brother hurriedly winked at him to shut up. Who would have thought that Owner Lady would proudly say, “Don’t worry, I’ve never bullied anyone. I’ll have someone inform you later. No matter who catches that corpse baby, I’ll give you a reward. Ten horses, fifty sheep, plus a hundred gold taels!”
“Aiyo ~ Sister! You are too generous. I will risk my life for you even with this attitude …”
Chen Guangda immediately stood up and smacked his chest, but the lady boss sneered, “Don’t just pick up the good stuff. If you dare to slack off, I won’t let you off. Also, you didn’t say much about Sha Lifei attacking the Fairy Lake. Did you hear that?”
“Don’t worry! Our mouths are stricter than a bumper …”
Chen Guangda smiled and pouted. The lady boss immediately shot him a glare. Then, she twisted her sturdy butt and went out. However, Eldest Brother said, “Ziwen! The three territories we are guarding are the most dangerous. If we can’t find Liu Fangfei’s adulterer, do you have a good way to deal with the corpse baby?”
“Although I don’t have a way, I’ve figured out one thing …”
Chen Guangda turned around and said, “It’s night when the mansion is haunted. No one has ever died during the day, but it must not be because Liu Fangfei likes the night. It’s because she is likely to fear the sunlight during the day, so we can sleep during the day and send more patrols at night. This way, we can maximize our combat strength.”
“That’s right! Because only you and the Corpse Infant have fought before. I think you should be the commander-in-chief this time. We don’t want to greed the rewards of the lady boss. We just hope that all of our brothers are safe and sound …”
Eldest Brother walked over and gently patted Chen Guangda’s shoulder. Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. Then, he went out with Eldest Brother and publicly announced that he was the commander-in-chief. Unexpectedly, even Liu Jia did not object this time. In any case, she looked at Chen Guangda in puzzlement.
“Hey! It’s not easy to be the commander-in-chief. If something happens, I will definitely hold you accountable …”
Not long after the crowd dispersed, Yan Qing pulled Chen Guangda into an alley, but Chen Guangda smiled bitterly, “Although Eldest Brother didn’t say anything, he must be complaining in his heart that I’m a scoundrel. Therefore, even if I don’t want to be the commander-in-chief, I should still do it. Besides, I also want to clarify the situation. Li Xiaolang’s stomach slash can’t be wasted, right?”
“Something’s wrong! You must have other conspiracies. You’re not telling me the truth anymore, are you?”
Yan Qing narrowed her eyes and glared at him angrily. However, Chen Guangda chuckled. He directly kissed her lips and ran away. Then, he picked up the bronze gong in the doorman and ran to the street. Then, he shouted while knocking, “Fellow villagers! Hurry up and listen to me. There’s a little vampiric zombie in the city. I have a way to help you avoid violence!”
“There really are vampiric zombies …”
The pedestrians on the road surrounded him. Actually, there was no need for Chen Guang to shout loudly. Chen Guang Da held the bronze gong and said, “That little zombie can not only suck blood, but also control people. However, the number of people it can control is limited. Therefore, you must not stay at home in twos and threes. You must pull relatives and friends together, so that it will not dare to act casually.”
“Have you seen that little zombie before? Tell us about it quickly …”
Passersby quickly blocked the entrance of the escort agency. No one dared to take such a life-threatening matter lightly. Chen Guangda was best at chatting with the crowd. After jumping onto the horse-tying stone at the entrance, he began to boast. Soon, he attracted the old and young masters of the nearby townships.
“Is this fellow sick? Why are you wasting your saliva on these people? Why are you expecting them to fight?”
Liu Jia in the courtyard frowned in puzzlement. Chen Guangda was getting more and more energetic. There were many people riding on the walls of their escort agency and listening to him blow. At this time, even Eldest Senior Brother walked over suspiciously and said with his hands behind his back, “He definitely won’t be useless. I estimate that he will soon get to the point!”
Sure enough! Chen Guangda suddenly changed the topic and shouted, “Villagers! This matter concerns everyone’s lives. As a member of Crouching Bull City, our White Tiger Escort Agency definitely cannot stand idly by. Therefore, we decided to contribute our venue and let everyone rest for free!”
“Bastard! Who gave him this power!” Liu Jia’s eyes were about to rush out in anger, but Eldest Brother grabbed her and gently shook her head.
Who would have thought that Chen Guangda would also shout, “Not only will we provide free venues and boiling water, we will also send our most elite escorts to protect everyone’s safety. In short, our White Tiger Escort Agency is your refuge. Anyone who wants to harm you will have to step over our corpses, okay?”
“Good! Long live the White Tiger Escort Agency, long live …”
Outside the courtyard, cheers immediately erupted, causing the walls of the courtyard to tremble. It was as if more than half of the citizens of Bull-lying City had surrounded them. Only then did Eldest Brother let go of the shocked Liu Jia and said with a smile, “Tell me what our escort agency’s survival is.”
“Words of mouth, reputation, and concerted efforts …”
Liu Jia subconsciously swallowed her saliva, and Eldest Senior Brother smiled again, “You heard the voice outside. When has our White Tiger Escort Agency ever been so popular? This is what our chief escort always said. And once people are far from glory, even the boss lady will have to respect us a bit!”
“What exactly did he do in the past? This fellow is becoming more and more indiscernible …”
Liu Jia knitted her eyebrows deeply. Her expression was indescribably complicated, but Eldest Brother was in a good mood. She waved her hand and shouted, “Clear out the place, bring out the tent and quilt, and then instruct the kitchen to boil porridge and steam steamed buns in preparation for the arrival of the villagers!”
“Wait! Don’t let anyone through the door in a hurry …”
Suddenly, Yun Dazhuang rushed in and grabbed Eldest Brother and said, “Ziwen told me to tell you, hurry up and invite Second Master Guan’s statue to the small pond, then put our old turtle with the statue, and finally scatter more food stamps around!”
“What are you doing …”
Even Big Senior Brother couldn’t understand this, but Yun Dazhuang also shook his head with a puzzled expression. However, seeing that the people outside were about to collapse the fence, he could only wave his hand to have them do as he pleased. After everything was arranged, Chen Guangda walked in with the crowd.
“Villagers! Don’t panic, don’t squeeze. We have plenty of experts here to protect you …”
Chen Guangda directly led a large group of people onto the school grounds. At the edge of the school grounds was a small pond with a rockery. A mighty Second Master Guan was already placed on the rockery. There was also a basin-sized turtle lying lazily beside the statue. However, the surroundings were also decorated with at least five to six hundred kilograms of scattered food stamps.
“My fellow villagers probably don’t know yet. Our Second Master Guan is our treasure. He’s incredibly effective …”
Chen Guangda walked to the pond and laughed, “Grandmaster Bao Deng, you should know that you personally chanted the scriptures for this statue for three days and three nights. From then on, no matter what you ask for, do you see that big turtle? It only grew this big by absorbing the spiritual energy from the statue. It can’t bear to leave even if it lies there every day. Anyone who wants peace can worship it. As long as it is devout!”
Who knew! Before Chen Guangda could finish his words, the crowd surrounded him and knelt on the ground praying like garlic. There was naturally no need to say anything else about the following scene. In order for Second Master Guan to bless them, these “good men and good women” gave generously, and large amounts of food stamps were thrown at the rockery like snowflakes.
“Holy shit! That’s a lot of money …”
Yun Dazhuang was immediately stunned. There were at least a few thousand people pouring in from outside in one breath. At this critical moment when the zombies were eating people, the people kneeling before the statue were like tides. Large amounts of food stamps quickly filled the entire pond, and it was actually covered to the point that even the surface of the water could not be seen.
“Motherf*cker! Let’s make a fortune this time. That kid Ziwen is too awesome …”
Yun Dazhuang was so pleasantly surprised that he was almost speechless. He had never thought that he would be able to earn money in this way. An escort beside him said excitedly, “Big Senior Brother! What kind of escort agency do we still have? Why don’t we just change the escort agency into a temple? This time, we’ve earned more than half a year!”
“You want to earn this kind of wicked money, don’t you feel heartless …”
Liu Jia immediately glared fiercely at the person who was speaking. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda walked over with a smile and whispered to Eldest Senior Brother, “Tomorrow is the first day of the new year. Send someone to invite a few great monks back. Let them pray for the people above the incense stick at twelve o’clock tonight. There can be ten people for the first incense stick. Those with the highest price will get it!”
“Mm-hmm ~”
Eldest Senior Brother coughed heavily. After glancing at Liu Jia who was glaring at him, he said seriously to Chen Guangda, “I think we can relax the quota to twenty people. It’s not good for the villagers to offend anyone!”
“Big Senior Apprentice Brother! You … How can you join him …”
“Eh? Where’s our big old turtle? It can’t be buried alive, right? Quickly go over and take a look …”