From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1006
Chapter 1006 Top Gay
“Lady boss, right? Let’s have a good talk. Don’t make eye contact. Otherwise, I’ll really die for you to see …”
Chen Guangda resisted the urge to vomit violently and hurriedly pleaded with the other party. He had seen countless gays before, and Yao Basan was one of them. However, this was the first time he had seen such a disgusting person. This guy was ten thousand times more disgusting than Wang Dafu being Dongfang Invincible.
“Bah ~ I don’t understand. This servant doesn’t even know how to appreciate such a beautiful thing …”
The lady boss rolled her eyes at Chen Guangda. Who knew that Chen Guangda was fine, but the young master in his hands couldn’t stand it anymore. He actually wanted Chen Guangda to hurry up and give him a good time. It was Chen Guangda who tried his best to persuade him to give up on the idea of dying early and surpassing life long ago.
“Kid! I advise you to let him go. Yidao Liu is a pig-headed madman. It doesn’t matter if you die alone, but it would be a pity to implicate your entire White Tiger Escort Agency …”
The lady boss waved her wide sleeves and looked at Chen Guangda proudly. In fact, if she didn’t look at his sturdy and majestic figure and his incomparably beautiful old face, his gentle and beautiful voice was quite feminine. If she were to make an excellent voice, she would definitely be able to trick a large number of dead otaku men.
“That’s right! Ziwen, if you have anything to say, Master Niang will definitely make the decision for you …”
Yun Dazhuang also looked at Chen Guangda anxiously. Liu Yidao was not something they could contend against, but who knew that the boss lady would suddenly rush up and directly kick Yun Dazhuang to the ground. She shouted angrily, “Are you a big fool? How dare you call me Master Niang and I’ll chop you off again? Where are the sisters not beautiful? Where are the men? Have you ever seen such a coquettish woman like me?”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Sister Niang! Sister Niang …”
Yun Dazhuang lay bitterly on the ground and repeatedly apologized. Only then did the landlady turn around with a cold snort. However, Chen Guangda patted the back of Young Master Qiang’s head and sneered, “Then we might as well make a bet. I bet that even if I kill this kid, Liu Yidao would not come looking for me. What do you think, beautiful sister?”
“Oh? Do you have any backing?”
The lady boss looked at Chen Guangda carefully, but Chen Guangda shook his head and said, “I don’t have a backer! I’m only a handyman of the White Tiger Escort Agency, but I heard that the good days of Liu Yidao have come to an end. Very soon, someone came to the Fairy Lake and wanted to take off Liu Yidao’s head as a toilet bowl!”
“Who said …”
The lady boss stared at Chen Guangda doubtfully. Chen Guangda smiled and said, “This is a very confidential matter. If big sister is interested, I can secretly tell you to listen to it alone. But after listening, big sister has to make sure that I’m fine. Actually, I still want to live a few more years!”
“If you dare to lie to me, I will personally explode your chrysanthemum …”
The lady boss fiercely clenched her thick fist. Chen Guangda’s chrysanthemum immediately tightened. She knew that this abnormal thing was definitely not a joke, but the lady boss walked up with big strides. She actually directly slapped Qiang Shao’s big mouth. She slapped Qiang Shao so hard that he asked with a face full of sorrow, “Sister! Why are you slapping me?”
‘”Hmph! You can eat and drink freely in my territory. You actually harass my guests. Do you really think that I have no temper? Do you believe that I will kill you two together if you provoke me?”
Lady Boss glared at him fiercely. Young Master Qiang immediately lowered his head and didn’t dare to speak anymore. Lady Boss then looked at Chen Guangda and said, “Let him go. You should be at ease now that you have elder sister as a hostage, right?”
“Of course I can trust my sister, but you’d better not let him go. There are also his people. It’s not too late to make a decision after listening to me …”
Chen Guangda smiled and pushed Young Master Qiang away. He even inserted his saber back into his sheath. Who knew that Young Master Qiang would immediately pull out his leg and want to run? However, the lady boss said coldly, “Qiangzi! You just can’t trust big sister like this, and you ran back without knowing anything. What are you going to say to your uncle?”
“No! I … I’m in a hurry …”
Young Master Qiang shook his head with a pale face. The guards in front of him had no intention of moving aside. The lady boss waved her sleeve and walked towards the bamboo building. She said loudly without turning her head, “Take Young Master Qiang to listen to Yin Xiaozhu and rest. Find him a few more beautiful girls to serve him. You must not neglect him!”
“Young Master Qiang! This way please …”
The leader, Big Beard, made an expressionless gesture. Young Master Qiang had no choice but to follow him as if he had lost his parents. Chen Guangda, on the other hand, chased after him into the small building in three or two steps. Seeing that the lady boss was already sitting at the table, he did not fear the dead people on the ground. He looked at Qiu Yu, who was kneeling on the ground, and asked, “Did you kill for her? This should be your old friend, right?”
“Really not! She’s the daughter of an old friend of mine. I’ve always treated her like a biological sister …”
Chen Guangda directly walked over and sat down beside the lady boss. Although he was angry with this monstrous woman, the aura he emitted was beyond the reach of ordinary people. As for the masters of the sixteen continents, all of them were definitely ruthless characters. They had never experienced the Corpse Mountain and Sea of Blood before, so they couldn’t even sit in this position.
“Tell me! What’s going on? Could it be that Sha Lifei is going to attack Liu Xiaodao?”
The lady boss gently waved her hand to Qiu Yu. Qiu Yu quickly got up from the ground and poured tea for them. Chen Guangda then continued, “I just saw Sha Daji in Moonshine Bay two days ago, and I was originally planning to take refuge in Yidao Liu. Who knew that Sha Daji would personally tell me that they are going to attack the Fairy Lake soon? It would be in vain if I went there!”
“She will tell you such a confidential matter. Who do you think you are …”
The lady boss looked at him with slight disdain, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said, “But can I be more handsome? Sha Daji insisted on dancing a Heavenly Devil Dance for me. She said this to me when she saw that I didn’t want to watch. If you don’t believe me, you can ask someone to go to Moonshine Bay and see if Sha Daji was dancing for me on the street!”
“Sha Daji wants to dance the Heavenly Devil Dance for you? Do you know what her Heavenly Devil Dance represents …”
The lady boss laughed coldly, and Chen Guangda said frankly, “I know! After dancing, I will be controlled by her. That’s why I kidnapped Sha Daji and robbed their fast horses to escape Moonshine Bay. Everyone in Moonshine Bay saw this!”
“What? It was you who tied up Sha Daji. You are the Lifeseizer Zhao Ziwen …”
The lady boss’s voice suddenly rose by an octave, Chen Guangda predicted that he would not be able to conceal this matter, so he nodded his head straightforwardly and said, “I have no choice. Just like today, if I don’t resist, I will become a puppet of Sha Daji. I heard that being her puppet is very miserable, and I have to do it with her seven or eight times every night. Then why am I not squeezed into a human being?”
“Exactly where did you come from …”
The lady boss stood up from her chair and narrowed her eyes to look at him deeply. Chen Guangda then said, “I won’t hide anything from you, sister. I escaped from Liangzhou City. The corpse collector is attacking Liangzhou City. He actually brought a Screaming Empress to slaughter the city. We can only come here if we can’t survive!”
“Did they fight? Is there a chance that the corpse collector will win …”
The lady boss immediately bowed solemnly. To them, the Northwest Army and the Corpse Collector were truly huge creatures. Chen Guangda thought for a moment and then said, “If the Corpse Collectors were not sufficiently prepared, they would definitely not rashly attack Liangzhou City. Furthermore, they directly used aircraft bombardment. By the time we escaped, Liangzhou City had already fallen completely!”
“That would be bad. Chen Guangda is not easy to provoke …”
The lady boss subconsciously muttered to herself. Chen Guangda’s heart trembled slightly and he hurriedly whispered, “Sister! What does Chen Guangda have to do with us? Even if he takes down the entire Northwest, he won’t be idle enough to run over to our villain Mo, right? We’re so poor here!”
“You don’t understand! If you don’t inquire about this kind of thing, it won’t be good for you …”
The lady boss waved her hand without saying anything. Then, she put her hands behind her back and spun around the room. However, he quickly sneered, “Feelings, you tricked me into coming upstairs to seek my protection, didn’t you? You offended the two big shots that you couldn’t offend the most. You’re really bold!”
Chen Guangda walked forward with a sad expression and said, “Sister, if I hadn’t been forced onto Liangshan, who would have dared to offend them? As for the sixteen continents of Misty Cloud, only you can make them show their face. Help me settle this small matter. In the future, I will definitely repay you by being an ox and a horse!”
“Good! As long as you sleep with me …”
The lady boss straightforwardly spread out her hands. However, Chen Guangda’s expression suddenly changed. Looking at his blazing red lips, he almost vomited to him on the spot. However, the lady boss sneered, “Aren’t you going to be a cow and a horse to repay me? If you sleep with me, then you’ll be wronged. You stinking men will say that you’re lying to us ignorant girls!”
“But didn’t I also give you a big piece of news? Sha Lifei’s attack on Liu is a big deal. It’s related to the reshuffle of the sixteen continents of Misty Cloud …”
Chen Guangda suppressed his nausea and became serious. In fact, he didn’t know if Sha Lifei would attack Liu. Qiu Yu had provided him with this piece of news, but to him, the more chaotic the sixteen continents were, the better. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to get any information if he was chased away.
“Haha ~”
The lady boss suddenly chuckled and said, “I don’t know if your news is reliable, but I will send someone to investigate. You are not allowed to leave Crouching Bull Continent until I find out. Do you hear me?”
“Thank you, sister! I wish you eternal youth, becoming more and more beautiful …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly smiled and bowed repeatedly in thanks. The lady boss immediately covered her mouth and giggled. She hooked her fingers at Qiu Yu and said, “This girl looks quite distressed. In the future, stay by my side and serve tea and pour water. I guarantee that no one dares to bully you!”
“Alright … alright! Sister Niang …”
Qiu Yu hurriedly bowed and agreed, but she anxiously looked at Chen Guangda. The boss lady had brought her to her side to clearly understand Chen Guangda’s background, but Chen Guangda smiled and waved his hand. “Go! Serve my sister well! Wait for my brother to earn a lot of money and then pick you up!”
“Zhao Ziwen! I hope you don’t lie to me, otherwise …”
The lady boss suddenly walked over with a sinister smile. Suddenly, a monkey stole a peach and fiercely pinched Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda immediately bent down with a miserable scream. Only then did the lady boss let go of her hair and sneered, “This is just a small warning. If you dare to disobey, I will definitely make your chrysanthemum bloom brighter than a sunflower! Hmph ~”
“Haha ~ Send elder sister respectfully …”
Chen Guangda covered his crotch and his face was deathly pale. After the lady boss snorted coldly, she twisted her strong waist and left with Qiu Yu. However, Chen Guangda collapsed on the bed and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. “Damn it! This damned old fart, I will one day explode your chrysanthemum with a telephone pole!”