From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 1

Chapter 1 Corpse Collector
Mid-July is the hottest day of the sun, At noon, he roasted people until they were scorched and tender. However, Chen Guangda was filled with joy. He directly went out under the sun. Although he was going to attend a funeral, it was a joyful thing for him. Once someone died, his business would come, even if it was his old classmate who died!

Chen Guangda stepped onto his Nine-Handed Santana 3000 and habitually glanced at the funeral supplies behind the car. After confirming that there was nothing missing, he drove to the funeral scene. The voice of his dream lover, Su Tong, quickly rang out from the slightly noisy speakers, gently and sweetly broadcasting the news to everyone.

“Tongtong! I just received another big bill. It’s over a billion yuan worth of work. You should accompany me out to celebrate such a happy occasion, right?”

Chen Guangda picked up his phone and sent out a voice message. He smashed the weak broken air conditioner, and soon a burst of music rang out on the radio. His Xiaomi phone also rang. He heard the same sweet voice on the radio and laughed, “No!” “Little scoundrel, I have to help my colleague lead the shift tonight. Let’s meet again another day. We won’t talk much if we’re still broadcasting live!”

“Aiyo ~ This small voice is so sweet …”

Chen Guangda shouted excitedly. Although he had never met Su Tong before, the portrait that Su Tong had put on the radio was really beautiful. He didn’t know how many times he had fought with his left and right hands. As long as he thought of Su Tong’s long black legs, Chen Guangda wished he could just die on her.

A burst of solemn and solemn sadness suddenly came from outside the car, directly interrupting Chen Guangda’s lust. He hurriedly drove the car to a pile of miserable white wreaths and stretched out his head to look at himself, who was already beginning to gain weight in the mirror. Although this was not the figure that a 28-year-old boy should have, he always felt that being fatter was more like a boss!

“Cry bitterly for me. If you can’t cry, you won’t be paid …”

As soon as Chen Guangda got out of the car, he shouted at the old women. A group of mourning old ladies immediately began to cry loudly, and their sadness was doubled. Chen Guangda quickly took the opportunity to order two drops of eyedrops and rushed into their courtyard with a “wow” sound.

A corpse covered in linen was lying upright in the living room, but Chen Guangda was not afraid at all. He directly pounced on the corpse and cried out loudly, “My dear brother, why did you leave? How can you live without us old classmates?”

“Six sons! Six sons! Don’t be too excited. You can’t come back to life after death. You should be sorry …”

A few old classmates hurriedly ran up and grabbed Chen Guangda, and their eyes couldn’t help but become moist. Chen Guangda had been searching for death for a while before he stopped crying. He turned around and squatted in front of a filial young woman and said in a sorrowful voice, “Sister-in-law! You should also feel sorry for this change. In the future, if anything happens to your family, you can tell me. Your business will be mine in the future!”

“Thank you, Liuzi …”

The young woman didn’t know if she had already cried out and nodded her head with a numb expression. Chen Guangda wiped her tears and stood up. After leaving the room, he prepared to decorate the mourning hall. Previously, he had loaded a truck full of main products. At least, he had something worth 7,000 to 8,000 yuan. Even if he gave the old classmate a 70% discount, he would still earn quite a bit.

“Yo ~ Liuzi! Wasn’t that a good show just now …”

A handsome man suddenly walked up to Chen Guangda and ridiculed him, “If I remember correctly, you and Kuizi were the worst at fighting back then. You should be very happy that he died. Why are you crying so much more miserably than your own mother?”

“Liu Shaoyu! Is there anyone who speaks like that? Do you understand what a dead debt means? No matter what grudges I have with him, they will all dissipate …”

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes angrily and took out a bag of Chinese medicine. However, Liu Shaoyu slowly lit up a Ninety-Five Paragon. Seeing him chuckle before he entered the room, Chen Guangda immediately spat in disdain, “What the hell is this? There are two coins that are amazing!”

Chen Guangda angrily left the courtyard. The person he hated the most in his life was someone who could act tough than him. However, just as he ran to the side of the car, he saw a beautiful young woman hiding under a tree and fanning the wind. Her curvaceous figure was very tempting. However, Chen Guangda walked up and said indifferently, “Oh ~ Sister-in-law! Why don’t you go in with Shaoyu? It’s so hot outside!”

“I’m not going in that room full of bad luck. It’s disgusting to run around for his family so early in the morning …”

The young woman fanned the wind with a face full of irritation. She turned around and said harshly, “If I were to say that Kuizi is Fu Bo, seeing that he has been a nail house for several years, the government has just agreed to his family’s request and he died. He left five to six million yuan for his wife as a dowry. What a short-lived person!”

“Holy shit! He recruited so many people. Oh right, how did he die? Brain infarction?”

Chen Guangda put down the cigarette he had just thought of lighting in shock. The young woman shook her head and said, “Even the coroner can’t explain it clearly. In any case, it’s sudden death. I heard that she had a fever a while ago, but she died in bed early this morning. If it wasn’t for my husband’s nostalgia for someone to help her, I’m afraid she wouldn’t even be able to build a morgue with a little widow like Li Lan!”

“Mm! Shaoyu’s relationship with Kuizi is not bad …”

Chen Guangda subconsciously nodded his head, but his gaze couldn’t help but drift towards Li Lan who wore a filial piety in his room. Although this Kuizi’s appearance was very frustrating, his wife was quite beautiful. Wen Wen was very quiet, and he didn’t know which of his tendons was wrong, but he actually married a poor man like Kuizi.

“Six!”

Chen Guangda was stunned. Li Lan walked out of the room and said softly, “Kuizi’s parents left early. I don’t have any siblings by his side. I’ll have to trouble you about the funeral tomorrow. I’ll definitely pay you the full amount of money!”

“Hey, sister-in-law! Talking about money hurts our relationship. Kui Zina and I have been brothers for many years. In the future, if your family matters are handled by me, I will definitely let him go…”

Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his back. He took out another thousand yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand. Li Lan smiled gratefully at him before returning to her room. However, the young woman beside her said in a strange tone, “Look at your bright eyes. Do you miss him? I think you should take advantage of this opportunity to enter now. Anyway, widows and bachelors are a perfect match. They have such a generous dowry. If you start late, you should be careful not to pick it up cheaply!”

“Ding Li, why do you smell so bad? Am I that kind of person …”

Chen Guangda frowned and stared at her, but Dante sneered, “Chen Liuzi!” “Stop pretending in front of my sister. My husband’s uncle’s funeral was organized by you, right? The ten sticks of China that were burned to him were all fake cigarettes. You even dared to trap dead people’s money. What else can’t you do? Besides, the little widow might not be able to take a fancy to you. She doesn’t even know to pee in the mirror and look at herself in the mirror, poor dick!”

Ding Li rolled her eyes at him with extreme contempt. She twisted her butt and got on a red Mercedes-Benz. She was so arrogant that she was like an Antarctic penguin. She was so angry that Chen Guangda wished he could directly smash her chest. The husband and wife were really despicable bastards!

“Damn it! A couple of dogs and men, who are they not going to trick?”

Chen Guangda angrily opened the car and skillfully removed the funeral items he was about to use. However, he was suddenly stunned when he entered the room. He looked at the corpse on the door very strangely and asked, “Ah? Why does it seem like I’m moving? I’m not suffering from heat stroke, am I?”