Forced To Be A General, I Just Wanted To Retire Novel - Chapter 1046

Chapter 1046: What Are You Doing!

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
In terms of physical skills, Mont Blanc is not afraid of anyone. Whether he can beat them or not is one thing, and whether he dares to fight them is another.

So what if Shichibukai or Jinbe? As a martial artist, he wanted to fight with a strong physical expert!

“Be careful!”

At this moment, Nami suddenly screamed.

A figure quickly appeared among them and the dagger in his hand directly pierced into Zoro.

Clang!!

In the next moment, Zoro crossed his two swords and directly blocked the fast and tricky attack.

“Oh? It’s not slow.”

Zoro exerted strength in his arms and directly pushed Swire away. The crossed double blades suddenly rotated, bringing out an impact slash, “Seventy-two Distress Wind!”

The sweeping impact slash quickly cut forward, but it couldn’t touch Swire. His tall and thin body was like a piece of paper dancing in the wind. He twisted casually under the impact slash and directly dodged this attack. At the same time, his figure flashed like a phantom and appeared next to Sanji. He stabbed another dagger.

Bang!

Sanji stepped on the dagger and frowned. He bit the cigarette and shouted, “Hey, who are you going to hit!”

He kicked his legs forward and directly kicked Swire’s body away. His boots slashed forward and directly led a ball of flames to kick towards Swire. “Devil Wind Kick!!”

Whoosh!

His legs were sharp and the flames were hot, but Swire’s body was soft and he dodged the kick. His body flashed and he landed in front of the two.

Zoro shouted, “Hey, Eyebrow, this is mine!”

“Didn’t you see that he also attacked me!”

Sanji said angrily: “This is my opponent!”

“He attacked me first, don’t fight with me!”

“What do you mean by robbing? The enemy doesn’t know who is first!”

They could tell that William was definitely Luffy’s opponent.

The Martial Artist was snatched away by Jinbe.

The other people with guns can also be dealt with. The last one is a melee fighter. They all want it.

The two of them glared at each other and suddenly looked at Swire and said in unison, “Hey, who do you choose?!”

Swire didn’t answer and just watched.

“Are you not going to answer?” Zoro asked, “In that case, you can make a decision with actions.”

“Agreed, let’s take action. Attack one of us first and whoever is your opponent.”

Sanji stared at Swire and said, “You really can’t talk?”

Nami took out the Tianhou stick and said, “Is he a cold-faced killer, or is he simply unable to speak?”

These words made Swire’s ears move. To be precise, his ears moved because of the words ‘can’t speak’. He stared at Nami for a long time and suddenly moved and disappeared.

Zoro and Sanji were stunned at the same time and looked directly at Nami. They rushed over and shouted, “Be careful!!”

“What do you mean I can’t speak? What do you mean I can’t speak?”

Swire appeared directly behind Nami and his head was on her shoulder. He spoke quickly:

“I can talk. In the past, I had a friend named Dellray. He usually looks like he can’t talk, and he has a runny nose all day long, and he keeps wiping it on his body. When I was a kid, I watched him compete with others to see who has a long runny nose, and I also smeared it on my body. I competed with him and smeared it on his body, but his mother came to me and also smeared it on me. How can I stand this? I won, and I even asked someone to help me. In the end, I smeared it all on my mother. Later, Dellray even apologized to me. How should I put it? Well… he wore a sailor suit and stood upside down to accompany me. I don’t know where his sailor suit came from, and his pants were full of snot. Later, he gave it to me. Hey, have you ever wiped his snot, have you?”

As he spoke, he touched Nami’s face with one hand.

“What are you doing!” Nami screamed and subconsciously hit Swire’s hand away and rushed forward.

Even though there was no snot on her hand and there was no attack action, Nami was a little shocked for no reason, as if there was something extremely disgusting and flustered, and the mystery that she could not understand kept rushing into her mind, which made her very afraid.

Didn’t I just say that you don’t know how to speak? How did you become so strange…

“Sverre is starting again…”

Seeing this scene, Elmyra sighed. “The words ‘can’t speak’ are taboo.”

The other three nodded in agreement.

Swire played a cold and taciturn role on the ship and generally did not speak.

However, as companions, they knew very well how terrifying Swire was. Once he said the words ‘can’t speak’, he would turn into a chatterbox and nag endlessly. Moreover, he would say a string of words that no one could understand. If they heard too much of it, they would even feel dizzy and doubt their understanding of human language. They would even wonder if they were still human.

Because she couldn’t understand what he said at all, but she found that what he said seemed to make sense.

In the end, William ordered that those four words should not be spoken by Swire on the ship. Only then would this matter be over and he would maintain his image as a cold and silent character.

He didn’t expect that the seal would be “unsealed” today, and it wouldn’t disappear in a short time.

The moment Nami dodged, Zoro and Sanji rushed to that side. One of them raised his double-blades and the other had flames on his feet and quickly hit that side.

Whoosh!

However, Swire directly turned into an afterimage and disappeared, making their attack miss. He flashed and appeared in front of Sanji, talking like a lotus flower:

“She said that I can’t talk, can’t you see that I can’t talk? I just don’t want to talk, I’m actually very good at talking. Besides, what’s wrong with me not wanting to talk? I don’t want to talk and get in your way? When I went to Dellray’s house when I was a kid, I secretly took a Den Den Mushi and recorded my own voice and hid it on their door. Then I went to their house in the middle of the night and wanted to get the Den Den Mushi back. Guess what, the Den Den Mushi is gone. I opened their door and saw their dog playing with Den Den Mushi, so I secretly played with Dellray’s dog. Hey, let me tell you, their dog is very fun. You know about lions, right? Like a lion, it’s golden in color and the shit it takes is gold. It’s such a big shit. Hey, have you seen shit? Have you seen it?”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and shook his five fingers, as if he wanted to simulate the shape of the excrement and hit Sanji’s face.

Sanji felt dizzy as if he had suffered a great mental attack. He subconsciously took a step back and said, “What are you doing!”

William took a deep breath and looked at the crazy scene. He shouted, “Swire, shut up!!”

Swire, who was taking out something in front of him, suddenly stopped and his figure disappeared, and he happened to avoid a slash from Zoro. In the next moment, he appeared next to William, his face turned cold and he stood there holding the dagger without saying a word.