Falling in Love with My Contracted Husband - Chapter 413
Chapter 413 Get Drunk
“Her surname is Lin, and she doesn’t dare to fight with me unless she is tired of living. However, I will never let go of that pair of men and women! Hmph, what kind of woman do I, Han Yeming, want? I can’t find her. Hmph, tigers don’t send cats. You treat me as if I’m in critical condition!” Han Yeming kept muttering to himself.
Daiyue was so desolate. Han Yeming thought that he had reached the door but hadn’t even touched the door key for a long time, so he was so anxious that he shouted.
I forgot to remind him that in the case of drunkenness, it would be best for anyone to stay away from him. What else could he not dare to do when he was drunk and was able to drive his car to the cemetery? If I get drunk now, I might do something harmful to the heavens!
As he spoke, he saw Han Yeming dancing crazily at the door of the convenience store. The security uncle of the convenience store didn’t dare to dissuade him even though he thought he was a madman.
“Haha, what are you looking at? Do you still want to peek at me sleeping?” Han Yeming went to push the earring door of the convenience store. He thought that he was home by now, and immediately began to take off his clothes, coat, and trousers. What else was he going to do? Han Yeming wore a set of black autumn clothes and trousers. It was Han Yeming’s mother who bought them for him, because Han Yeming actually wore them backwards when he woke up this morning.
Han Yeming’s funny actions quickly attracted everyone’s laughter. A girl who was eating Kanto cooking saw him take off his clothes and walked over without even moving Kanto cooking.
A man saw Han Yeming reveal an arrogant and terrifying face and asked the security guard uncle beside him, “Where did this lunatic come from? Otherwise, he might as well call the police.”
The security guard uncle shook his head. “Even if he called the police so late, the police wouldn’t have come over because of a madman. This madman would probably go home if he was tired after playing for a while.” After saying that, he ignored it.
“Hahaha, the little witch Barabara’s entire body has changed!” Han Yeming said drunkenly, and his exaggerated actions attracted the attention of the surrounding people. “Ai, wrong? Then open sesame. Pineapple and jackfruit … “He vaguely said, his butt also pouting high. Then, he gave a thumbs up and pointed at the people around him who were staring at him, saying,” You, and you, you, are you not scheming against this young master? ” “Let me tell you something. Hmph, this uncle has learned Shaolin martial arts. Be careful that I slap you to death with one palm, so all those who are sensible should scram away!”
This scene was naturally regarded as insane. The girl closest to him pulled her boyfriend away coquettishly. “Darling, I want to go home. So it’s insane! Let’s go!” As he spoke, he bypassed Han Yeming and hurriedly ran away.
Although Han Yeming was drunk, his will was still there, and his ears weren’t deaf. Thus, he narrowed his eyes and shouted at the girl, “You’re crazy. Your entire family is crazy! Your father is the principal, your mother is the vice principal … Haha. Beautiful woman is crazy.”
Looking at their dodging appearance, Han Yeming felt extremely happy. Then, he rushed up to grab the girl’s hand and said, “Sigh, handsome guy, I haven’t finished yet! Don’t leave! I’m Han Yeming, Eldest Young Master Han. I don’t recognize me so quickly … I hate …”
Afterwards, when the surrounding people heard that there was nothing wrong with Han Yeming, they were so scared that they went back to their respective families and looked for their respective mothers. After all, this Han Yeming was still considered a celebrity in his neighborhood. Who didn’t know the evil young man Han Yeming?
However, there were some who came to the door fearlessly. Han Yeming couldn’t help but feel nauseous and vomit. Suddenly, he bumped into a man’s or woman’s embrace …
“Haha, I’m going to vomit” Han Yeming crazily hugged the embrace that he relied on, and then felt his stomach tumble into the sea. In addition, he ate something at night, and then spat out the beer, wine, and whisky he had just eaten and drank … ”
“You’re much more comfortable” Han Yeming snorted, and a voice filled with resentment could be heard. “You’re much more comfortable. What about my clothes?” Are you blind! It’s all disgusting filth, you fucking paid for my laundry! “!”
“Hey, don’t say it. Your voice is so sweet. Ha, let’s have some time to sing K songs!” Han Yeming did not wake up. He stared at the swaying person in front of him and said, “You are a magician. Are you a professional magician? Why do I seem to see two of you? Or … are you your twin brothers?”
Han Yeming’s brain is terrible now, and his expression is also very terrifying. This kind of expression can almost scare a cow to death.
“What’s wrong with your brain!” The woman looked at him in disgust and said, “Don’t let me see you again, psycho. Otherwise, this daddy won’t be finished for you!” He turned around to leave, only to see Han Yeming directly take off his shirt and naked upper body.
“Ah, there’s an exposure maniac!” Everyone cried out when they saw Han Yeming naked, but Han Yeming always thought he was at home. He walked into the convenience store and grabbed the cashier’s clothes and shouted, “Mom, why is it so cold today? Didn’t you turn on the air conditioner today?” As he spoke, he reached out to touch the collector’s machine. That person thought that Han Yeming was going to rob him, and his face turned pale from fear. Then, he shouted loudly, “Help! Someone is going to rob him!”
“You’re lucky, damn it!” Han Yeming was stunned. He actually heard someone cursing in front of him. His first reaction was that he wanted to run. There was no way!
If you swear in front of this young master, this young master will let you understand why the flowers are so red!
Han Yeming drunkenly rushed over. However, before he could hit anyone, he had already withered. He only felt that the stars in front of him were all shining with light and blinking their eyes. “Sunflower’s acupoint-pointing hands. The heavens and the earth had shifted greatly. The nine meridians and white bone claws were overturning the mountains and the seas ~” Afterwards, Han Yeming directly smashed into the wall.
Just when he thought that his business was about to end, a basin of cold water suddenly poured down from above. On winter nights, a basin of cold water poured down from head to toe. As long as he used his brain to think about it, he would know what kind of feeling it was.
Han Yeming’s body was trembling non-stop. The cold water had soaked his hair, his naked upper body, and the pair of trousers that he wore backwards. Now, Han Yeming was completely awake. Seeing the crowd of onlookers in front of him and the strange environment in front of him, his mind suddenly went blank.
The security guard uncle walked in and saw the little girl with the basin and nodded. “Everyone, don’t be afraid that the police have already called the police.”
Han Yeming’s face was so red that he could bake bread. He felt that he couldn’t care less whether it was cold or not when he was naked. When he heard the uncle call the police, he abruptly ran out. At this moment, Han Yeming was wearing only a simple pair of trousers and a naked coat. When he heard the familiar alarm sound, he fled in a panic. This kind of awkward situation actually happened to Han Yeming.
He said that he couldn’t drink, but he still drank! Han Yeming really wanted to slap himself fiercely. After running across the street, he loudly apologized to those people who were frightened by him just now. “Sorry, everyone. I ran first and drank some wine today. I thought I was already home.”
Speaking of which, Han Yeming didn’t encounter much embarrassment after getting drunk, but he had never felt like crying without tears like he did today.
He kept running and running until he finally ran past the area, and there was no more ear-piercing sound of police cars in his ears.
The wind was whistling in all directions. The leaves rustled. The cold water on its body was also dried by the cold wind. Only its hair was dripping continuously. It did not know where it was now. Occasionally, it could hear dogs barking from afar. Fortunately, when it looked around, it did not find any strange buildings, such as graves.
Han Yeming hugged his body and hid behind the tree, trembling. He thought to himself that if someone gave him a coat now, he would definitely let the other party marry him. This was because that feeling was too uncomfortable. He suddenly realized that his wallet had also fallen into his coat pocket. Fortunately, his phone was still in his hand.
When Han Yeming glanced at Liangping’s phone, he was stunned. In the blink of an eye, he was overjoyed. It was only then that he remembered his date with that foreign girl in the KTV. This was really a charcoal in the snow. Han Yeming answered his phone trembling. His teeth were making a sizzling sound because of the cold.
Linda’s delicate voice came from across the street again. “I’ve already arrived at the KTV you were talking about. Where are you now?”
Han Yeming didn’t explain anything. It was hard for him to explain what was happening right now, He then said, “I ‘m out of ktv now, ‘”I don’t know where I can locate it now. If you really trust me, come and find me here. Oh right, remember to buy a jacket and a pair of trousers. Something happened to me. It’s hard to explain on the phone for a while. Come here now. Aiya, it’s too cold to say no more.”
Although Linda was puzzled, she still found a shop on the roadside that resembled a stall. It was almost dawn, and some stall owners came to occupy the stalls in the morning market. So the clothes they sold were all worn by the old man. They were all for ten yuan each.
“Is there only such a dress?” Linda looked at the pile of cheap clothes on the ground in embarrassment. Where could she buy clothes suitable for Han Yeming at this point?
However, when she thought of this, she called again. Her voice changed from a dull dislike to a warm and generous one. “Hey, I found a clothes salesman, but he looks very ugly, very old and looks very dirty. Are you sure you want to do that or not?”
Han Yeming was so cold that he almost lost consciousness. He murmured, “Not to mention the dirty clothes, even the clothes of a dead person can be given to me. Hurry up and come over, whet your chatter!” After saying that, Han Yeming hung up the phone. How could it be so difficult to get someone else to help him?
Linda also heard from Han Yeming’s words that she was bored and dissatisfied. Then, she pointed to the clothes on the ground and said, “Give me two slightly cleaner clothes. I want a coat and trousers.” She didn’t have the slightest desire to pick up this dirty and ugly clothes, but thinking about how anxious Han Yeming was on the phone just now, she took it from the old man in front of her and took out a hundred-dollar bill from her bag. “Keep the change.”
When the old man saw that he had met a good person, he took a pair of worn shoes from the ground and gave them to her. “Miss, that’s great. I’ll give these shoes to you as well.”
“No need.” She revealed an expression of disgust and disgust before the old man took it back with resentment.
How could she be so generous as to give her the hundred dollars? She just felt disgusted when she thought of the old man’s dirty hands holding the change and handing it to her. She didn’t know how many germs he had contaminated.
Looking at the address on her phone, Linda stopped a taxi at the crossing. Without saying a word, she gave the address and reminded, “Please hurry up, I’m a little anxious.”