Evil Doctor Princess - Chapter 63
Chapter 063 Eating Shit Can Cure Poison
“Is that woman really pregnant?” Lu Kang asked.
“Of course not. That woman ate too much and didn’t exercise, causing her stomach to flatten,” Bai Junzhuo explained. “Besides, do I look like someone who would use an innocent fetus as a shit stirrer?”
Lu Kang laughed loudly and said to her, “Miss Bai is a good method. I will remember it in the future. No one can provoke Miss Bai if I provoke him.”
Bai Junzhuo smiled and said, “Don’t think that you’re safe if you don’t provoke me. If you do something harmful to the heavens, I will also eliminate harm for the people!”
“No, Miss Bai, don’t worry. I’m a good person.”
At this time, it was almost evening. As they were chatting, they saw the butler of the Governor’s Mansion walk over and said to Bai Junzhuo, “Miss Bai, the banquet is ready. Please follow me to the front.”
Bai Junzhuo asked curiously, “Has Lord Ma already left Concubine Mei’s side?”
‘”Not yet. However, the lord will immediately go after dealing with the matters in the backyard.” The butler lowered his head slightly and smiled. “I’m really sorry to let Miss Bai see such a scene.”
What’s so embarrassing? She was clearly the one who planned it.
Bai Junzhuo was brought to the front hall by the butler. Shen Ze was already waiting. Seeing Bai Junzhuo enter, he quickly stood up and said to her, “Miss Bai is well.”
Bai Junzhuo smiled faintly, “Boss Shen invited me to the mansion last night. I haven’t seen Boss Shen for a long time. I thought that Boss Shen might be busy, so I left first. I hope Boss Shen won’t take offense.”
When Shen Ze recalled what happened last night, his expression couldn’t help but change. He said in a deep voice, “How could this be? I didn’t greet him properly.”
At this moment, Ma Lianzhou rushed over and walked in. “What are you standing for? Please sit down.”
Bai Junzhuo and Shen Ze sat down. Ma Lianzhou shouted “serve”, and the servants served the dishes one after another.
Ma Lianzhou picked up his glass and said, “Thank you Miss Bai for today. Although … alas, it’s fine if I don’t mention it. This official would like to propose a toast to Miss Bai.”
Seeing Ma Lianzhou’s expression, Bai Junzhuo thought to himself, “I don’t dare, I don’t dare.”
The two of them were polite. After three rounds of drinking, Shen Ze began to give the envoy a look. Ma Lianzhou understood and asked Bai Junzhuo with a smile, “Miss Bai, this official has a large business of medicinal ingredients to recommend to you. Do you want to do it or not?”
Bai Junzhuo revealed a pleasantly surprised expression and said, “Thank you, Lord Ma.”
“No need, no need.” Ma Lianzhou narrowed his eyes and waved his hand. “Only when the merchants in Luoyang City are rich can this official be rich. Only when this official is rich can the people be rich. Isn’t Miss Bai right?”
“Yes, yes,” Bai Junzhuo hurriedly nodded, “I wonder what kind of business it is?”
Ma Lianzhou drank a mouthful of wine and said, “Five thousand jin of red stone grease.”
Bai Junzhuo understood and asked, “Then the buyer shouldn’t be Boss Shen, right?”
Ma Lianzhou nodded, “Exactly.”
Bai Junzhuo revealed an embarrassed expression as he said to Shen Ze, “I’m afraid I’ll have to disappoint Lord Ma. I can’t sell this medicine.”
Ma Lianzhou’s expression immediately turned cold as he said to Bai Junzhuo, “I only introduced this big business to you because of the reputation of your Bai Clan’s Medicinal Hall over the past hundred years. Miss Bai is so disrespectful?”
Bai Junzhuo looked at Shen Ze and said, “It’s not that I don’t give face. It’s Boss Shen who said it was unclear. Lord Ma said that everyone can earn money together. However, Boss Shen isn’t willing to tell me what he wants these medicinal ingredients for. How dare I sell them all? Boss Shen also sells medicinal ingredients. You should understand, right?”
Shen Ze’s expression changed. He asked silently, “Miss Bai really doesn’t know what I want these medicinal ingredients for.”
“I don’t know.”
“Then last night” Shen Ze quickly stopped. It seemed that Bai Junzhuo really didn’t discover his secret last night. This was a good thing.
Ma Lianzhou’s gaze shifted between the two of them. Just as he was about to speak, a servant came up with a large plate of dishes.
He changed the topic and pointed to the dish. “This is the pufferfish that I specially ordered to be caught. I invited the best cook in Luoyang to cook it. It was absolutely cleanly handled. I guarantee that it is not poisonous and the taste is very delicious. Please try it.”
After saying that, Ma Lianzhou moved his chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth.
Bai Junzhuo also put a piece into the bowl and crushed it, wondering if the matter regarding Shen Qing had been settled.
After eating, Ma Lianzhou said, “However, this official feels that Miss Bai did the wrong thing. This official has already appeared. At least give this official one …”
As he spoke, Ma Lianzhou’s eyes suddenly widened and his entire body twitched. He spat out white foam and fell to the ground. Shen Ze hurriedly put down his chopsticks to look at him and shouted, “Lord Ma, Lord Ma, you …”
He only said half of what he wanted to say, and he also had the same symptoms. He fell to the ground and spat out white foam.
When Bai Jun Zhuo saw that the two of them were like this, he calmly picked up an entire pigeon from the plate and slowly ate it.
Mm, not bad, this Luoyang’s number one chef’s cooking skills are simply amazing!
Just as they were eating, a servant came in with the dishes and saw Ma Lianzhou and Shen Ze lying on the ground. He cried out in alarm and pounced over, “Lord Ma, Lord Ma, what’s wrong with you?”
When he shouted, all the servants guarding outside came in. Bai Junzhuo helplessly gave up on the pigeon that he hadn’t eaten yet, revealing a frightened expression.
The butler noticed that Bai Jun was burning and hurriedly said, “Miss Bai, quickly show it to Lord Ma!”
Bai Junzhuo covered his chest as if he had just recovered from his shock. He hurriedly went over to take Ma Lianzhou’s pulse and said in a trembling voice, “Lord Ma and Boss Shen are poisoned by the puffer dolphin!”
The butler asked, “What should I do?”
“This pufferfish poison is very poisonous. According to the medical records, only people with yellow poison can be detoxified. However, it’s too late to prepare it or go to the medicine hall to get it. Only, only …”
“Only what? Miss Bai, hurry up and say it!”
Bai Junzhuo hesitated for a moment before saying, “Only by using yellow ingredients, that is, excrement, can the poison be removed.”
The butler’s expression turned ugly. He took a deep breath and ordered, “Help me. You guys go to the bathroom and fetch a bucket of human excrement!”
The servant hurriedly picked it up. Not long after, he pissed off the stench of feces and poured it into Ma Lianzhou and Shen Ze’s noses.
Bai Junzhuo couldn’t endure this scene, so he hurriedly helped his walking stick out and took a roasted chicken.
Outside, Lu Kang shook the paper fan and dissipated the stench in front of him. He asked Bai Junzhuo, “Miss Bai, can you tell me what you asked Shen Qing to do before?”
“I just let Shen Qing kill this pufferfish ahead of time,” Bai Junzhuo said. “The pufferfish must be eaten and killed immediately. After a long time, the poison seeps into the body fluid and invades the fish flesh. It will be filled with poison.”
Lu Kang gave a thumbs up, “Miss Bai is really knowledgeable. I admire her.”
Bai Junzhuo narrowed his eyes and smiled. He put aside his walking stick and casually tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Lu Kang. “You’ve worked hard for a long time. Oh, I’ll give you a chicken leg.”
Lu Kang lowered his head and looked at the oily drumstick. This thing was too incompatible with his image as a graceful young master. He hurriedly waved his hand and said, “Thank you, Miss Bai, for your kindness. I’m not hungry right now.”
“Don’t forget it.” Bai Junzhuo began to eat.
“By the way, Miss Bai, Lord Cha has arrived.”
“He’s also here?” Bai Jun was startled and took another bite of the roasted chicken.
“En, Shen Qing added some strength to Lord Cha. Lord Cha realized that there was something wrong with Ma Lianzhou and secretly brought his men into the Governor’s Mansion to investigate.” Lu Kang said, “However, it is mainly because of Miss Bai. If Miss Bai hadn’t caused the entire Taishou Mansion to turn upside down, Lord Cha wouldn’t have sneaked in so easily.”
“You’re flattering me.” Bai Junzhuo patted Lu Kang on the shoulder, causing his clothes to be covered in oil.
Lu Kang frowned in disgust and took two steps back to distance himself from Bai Junzhuo.
“Since Lord Cha has already come, Miss Bai should go back.”
Bai Junzhuo thought for a moment and nodded.
After taking a few steps, Bai Junzhuo suddenly stopped and turned around to ask, “Is your master here too?”
Lu Kang was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, “No.”
Bai Junzhuo looked at him suspiciously, “No?”
Lu Kang nodded, “Really not.”
Bai Junzhuo said, “Then you can go back. I’m not leaving. I want to stay and help Lord Cha find evidence.”
“But Miss Bai …”
‘”Ma Lianzhou must also have the Cold Food Powder in his hands. I need Lord Cha to find this batch of Cold Food Powders. I just happened to have thought of a good place to hide poison, so I won’t leave.”
“If you’re limping, don’t try to be brave. Besides, if you let Lu Kang leave first, can you still escape unscathed? Or do you want that Cha Jinzhi to be a hero to save the beauty and write a good story with you when you’re in danger?”
Suddenly, a cold voice came from behind him, carrying an obvious mockery. He didn’t need to look back to know who it was!
Lu Kang waved his fan and said, “The stench has just disappeared, and there is a sour smell coming from somewhere.”
Bai Junzhuo didn’t think about Lu Kang’s words and glared at him, “Liar, didn’t you say that this person didn’t come?”
“I…” Lu Kang rolled his eyes and hurriedly said, “Eh, where’s Shen Qing? Could it be that he’s in danger? I have to hurry over and find him.”
With that, he slipped away.
Bai Jun burned his forehead and heard Yin Xun say, “Go back. I’ll stay behind and help Cha Jinzhi find evidence.”
“No, I want to stay too,” Bai Junzhuo said smugly. “I can make a mess of this mansion even if I’m lame, can you?”
Yin Xun looked at her quietly. “Have you forgotten your deed to sell yourself again? You are one of my people. You must listen to me.”
“Hey!” Bai Junzhuo glared at him, “Don’t talk about selling your body every day. This is a feudal society, not a slave society. You can’t deprive me of my human rights excessively. I’m your employer, not your property!”
Yin Xun did not understand.
“You always talk nonsense when you’re angry, but I won’t argue with you. Hurry up and go back.”
Bai Junzhuo snorted coldly, “Let me go back. Then tell me, the Governor’s Mansion is so big. Where are you going to find the Cold Food Powder in Ma Lianzhou’s hands?”