Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 46

Chapter 46: Student Shuhang, did you offend someone recently?
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Returning to his dorm, Song Shuhang pushed open the entrance door and softly called out. “I’m back.”
No one responded to him.
There’s no one home?
He looked down towards the shoe rack. The request for leave of absence was no longer there as his roommates had passed it on to the teacher.
‘Haven’t the classes ended yet? I remember there were four lessons in the afternoon, but since Teacher Renshui’s both legs were fractured, he has yet to be discharged. Therefore, there should only be two lessons this afternoon?’ Song Shuhang pondered.
Unless those several follows had gone to Yangde’s place again?
This was also good—since they weren’t here, it’ll be convenient for Medicinal Master to come over and accept the books via documents-delivering flying sword technique without being worried about his roommates noticing any abnormalities.
While thinking, he removed his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.
Just then, sounds of a conversation could be heard from the bedroom.
“I beg you, Gao Moumou, only you amongst everyone I know has the experience of having a girlfriend!” A slightly gender-neutral yet sharp and clear voice resounded.
“So, what are you trying to tell me? Please maintain some distance away from me, your current expression is very disgusting! If you have something to say, just say it outright. I still need to head out for some stuff.” Gao Moumou replied.
In front of him was a mixed-blood student with golden hair, wearing Jiangnan College’s uniform.
At a first glance, he (she) seemed to be a handsome sunshine chap, but looking closely, one would feel that he (she) was actually a beautiful lady crossdresser?
This was a human whose gender cannot be discerned just by looking at his (her) appearance.
And right now, this student of unknown gender had a face of unsatisfied desire while speaking and scooting closer to Gao Moumou.
Gao Moumou extended his hands to stop this student and put space between them—if this fella wasn’t his childhood friend, he would’ve long kicked him (her) flying.
“It’s like this, today, I went on a date with Xiaomei.” The student with unknown gender heartily laughed.
Xiaomei, this seems like a lady’s name? Then this student should be a ‘he’?
Gao Moumou calmly replied. “Oh, isn’t that great?”
“Afterwards, I held hands with her and I’m so happy!” The student excitedly rolled about Gao Moumou’s bed, seemingly very excited.
Gao Moumou replied, “Alright, I understand your excitement, but I am really rushing for time, can you directly cut straight to the main point?”
“Gao Moumou, you are really someone who can’t read the atmosphere, so inflexible! Even if we were childhood sweethearts, you are still unable to chase me out. Supposedly, both our families had the intention to bring us together.” The student spoke.
“Zhu Geyue, please get straight to the topic.” Gao Moumou kneaded his own temple.
“Alright… in actual fact, because this is my first time dating a girl, I’m quite nervous, which resulted in my body stiffening. Because of that, I had exerted too much strength while holding hands with her and she seemed to be in pain. It was a big failure!” Zhu Geyue moodily spoke.
Gao Moumou did not know what to reply.
“Tomorrow, I have invited Xiaomei, and this time round, I’m preparing to have a kiss with her! But then again, I’ve never kissed before and I’m afraid that I would use too much force and collide with Xiaomei’s teeth… it’d be very painful for her.” Speaking till here, Zhu Geyue’s glowing eyes stared at Gao Moumou.
Not knowing why, Gao Moumou’s heart stopped for a moment as an ominous feeling rushed forth. “That’s why, you’re here to ask me to teach you how to kiss?”
“Ah, from a certain point of view, that’s so. After all, amongst all my good friends, only you have had a girlfriend since long ago and you definitely have kissed several times, right?”
Gao Moumou nodded his head. He was unable to refute this point.
“So, let me kiss you and you can teach me how to kiss. Let me obtain better kissing techniques!” Zhu Geyue spoke while clenching a fist.
“What… wait a moment, did I hear something wrong?” Gao Moumou’s whole body shivered as he looked at his thick-skinned childhood friend.
“Let me kiss you, the french kiss way.” Zhu Geyue shouted.
“I’m sorry, I have to refuse. I’m not gay and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something else to practice with… pillows or a pillar, it’s all up to you!” Gao Moumou resolutely rejected.
“That won’t do. I’ve tried with a pillow and a blow-up doll, but there’s totally no feeling. I want someone with moist lips that can practice with me, especially the tangling of the tongues! Please, Gao Moumou. Among all my friends, only you can help me!” Zhu Geyue sincerely pleaded.
“Then let me point you a path, two streets outside of the school compound, the skills of the ladies there are superb. I guarantee you will learn a set of kissing techniques that’ll satisfy your girlfriend.” Gao Moumou pointed towards a lit path.
“Impossible, I will absolutely never let down Xiaomei! Furthermore, I have mysophobia.” Zhu Geyue rejected the idea. “Therefore, Gao Moumou, help me. Rest assured, there’s definitely no problems considering how close we are. Also, I have prepared a plastic wrap. If you’re really shy, we can use a plastic wrap to practice first!”
“Even if there’s a plastic wrap, I will never help you! You’ve lost your mind, but my mind’s still perfectly alright. You cannot let down your girlfriend, then does it mean I can let my girlfriend down? So, it’s definitely impossible, you should give up this idea! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Omph!”
What followed after was Gao Moumou’s fierce struggling and sounds of things falling.
Hearing this, Song Shuhang’s knees shivered. What the f*ck, don’t tell me Gao Moumou’s chasity’s gone?
As a good roommate, should he go in and help? Or should he quietly wait until the assault on Gao Moumou ended and console him?
Thinking for a moment, he felt that he should take the middle road. I’ll wait two minutes before going in?
After all, Gao Moumou was a proud person. Despite his mouth firmly rejecting, what if his body was very honest? Then wouldn’t he have spoilt his happiness?
More than one minute later.
When Song Shuhang was still at a loss if he should enter, the bedroom’s door opened.
A golden-haired Zhu Geyue came out with a satisfied and flushed face.
Song Shuhang’s current eyesight was extremely good. He only had to slightly glance inside, and he could clearly see a deathly still, spiritless Gao Moumou on the bed, looking as if he had been broken.
When Zhu Geyue opened the door, he (she) suddenly saw Song Shuhang who was struggling outside. His (her) face suddenly stiffened and the proud smiling expression immediately faded away, replaced with a bashful redness creeping up on his (her) face—to think that he (she) knew how to be embarrassed?
“Haha, you’ve finished? You youngsters’ relationship is really great.” Song Shuhang imitated Medicine Master’s hearty laughter, attempting to avoid this topic lest they felt awkward.
Zhu Geyue blinked his (her) eyes and immediately revealed a clear and bright smile. He (she) offered his (her) right hand towards Song Shuhang. “Hello, I’m Zhu Geyue, Gao Moumou’s childhood friend.”
“Hello, I am Gao Moumou’s roommate, Song Shuhang.” Song Shuhang extended his hand and prudently shook hands with Zhu Geyue. It was a small and slender hand—Song Shuhang inferred that the probability of him (her) being a girl was higher.
However, looking at Gao Moumou who was acting as if he was broken inside the bedroom—if he was forcefully kissed by a female, he shouldn’t have such a reaction? Therefore, Song Shuhang had a feeling that the probability of Zhu Geyue being a male was higher.
“Nice to meet you. This Gao Moumou fella can be quite proud and has an awkward character. Hope that you will take care of him.” Zhu Geyue gently smiled with the bearing of someone from a wealthy family.
If just purely looking at his (her) current appearance, who would have thought that one minute ago, he (she) had forcefully kissed Gao Moumou until he thoroughly broke?
“You’re too polite. In actual fact, I have received more of their care,” Song Shuhang laughed and replied.
“Speaking of which, I seem to have heard of Student Song Shuhang’s name somewhere?” Zhu Geyue blinked and started thinking.
Song Shuhang responded, “I doubt so, It’s my first time meeting Student Zhu Geyue.”
“No, it’s impossible for me to remember wrongly. I should’ve heard your name somewhere.” Zhu Geyue frowned and deeply pondered.
Shortly after, Zhu Geyue suddenly clapped his hands and spoke. “I remember! Student Song Shuhang, did you offend someone recently?”