Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 2646
Chapter 2646: Authentic Thigh
How could anyone possibly wake up the ruler of the Netherworld with just a “joke”? Who do you think the ruler of the Netherworld is?
Especially the evil “White Ruler,” who had an extremely malicious personality and was the supreme ruler of the Netherworld. The last time they captured him was just to study the sheets on his body, and they imprisoned him for quite some time.
Telling jokes to the White Ruler was a joke in itself.
Thinking about this, the Almighty Merchant couldn’t help but tighten the thin sheet wrapped around his body. He wondered if it was because the sheet hadn’t seen sunlight in too long. No matter how tightly he wrapped himself in it, he couldn’t seem to get any warmth from it.
Maybe next time, he’d swap his bedsheets with his silly disciple’s secretly?
They were all the same model anyway. Even if he changed them, she probably wouldn’t notice anything strange. The Almighty Merchant thought to himself.
“Boss Song, I think you should give up on telling jokes. You don’t have the talent for it,” Lady Onion suggested seriously.
“How could you be better than me?” Song Shuhang retorted disdainfully. “Your cold jokes only get colder the more you hear them, and with your low-end humor, you’ll end up laughing at yourself before anyone else can laugh at you.”
With that, he reached out and tucked Lady Onion’s green onion sprout back into his pocket. Then, he waved his hand and said, “l came prepared this time. With these jokes, I’m confident I can satisfy Senior White Two.”
Senior White’s clone suggested, “l think we should perform a play on the spot.”
“Don’t mess around, Senior White. I’ve already been resurrected once today,” Song Shuhang cleared his throat and began telling jokes earnestly. “Long, long ago…”
Suddenly, Fairy Creation interjected, “In a Daoist temple deep in the mountains, there lived an immortal Daoist.’
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Then, the black- skinned Soft Feather emerged from the shadows and continued, “One day, the Daoist’s disciple curiously asked, ‘Master, Master, why did you choose to cultivate?”‘
After reciting this portion, Black- skinned Soft Feather paused. The virtuous lamia had just sacrificed herself to the pillar, and there was no successor yet.
At that moment, the ghost fairy spirit residing in Su Clan’s Sixteen’s heart suddenly spoke up, “Of course, it’s because the price of cemetery plots has risen, and I can’t afford to die, so I have to hold it in. Yu Jiaojiao’s Undersea Graveyard is offering a 30% discount. Are you still worried about not being able to afford to die? Are you still suffering from the rapid increase in cemetery prices? Yu Jiaojiao’s Undersea Graveyard has been grandly opened. The Seaview Villa Graveyard is the best choice for you after your death! Buy five now and get one free.”
Song Shuhang stiffly turned his head and looked at Su Clan’s Sixteen’s chest.
“What are you looking at? This is your ghost spirit,” the White Dragon said happily.
Song Shuhangs head hurt. “Why did you suddenly insert Yu Jiaojiao’s advertisement for the Undersea Graveyard?”
Also… Naive, Sister White Dragon, do you think I’m just looking at a ghost spirit?
Su Clan’s Sixteen pondered for a moment, then said, “Maybe it’s because of the advertisement that Yu Jiaojiao sent a few days ago? It is said that as long as you become her dealer, you can get a large amount of spirit stones from Yu Jiaojiao for every set of the Undersea Graveyard sold?”
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Why didn’t I receive any news from Yu Jiaojiao? If 1 had become Yu Jiaojiao’s dealer earlier, wouldn’t I have gotten a lot of spirit stones by advertising her Seabed Graveyard during the Manifestation of Divinity Speech?
Unknowingly, I’ve missed another 100 million.
“Boss Song,” Lady Onion, who was in his pocket, said, “Ruler White didn’t react at all. This means that your joke didn’t hit his funny bone.”
“Shuhang, give up telling jokes. The pendants on your body are much more talented than you,” Senior White’s clone echoed.
Song Shuhang grabbed his phone and looked up at the sky.
However, a moment later, he suddenly had an idea.
He turned his head and looked at the Almighty Merchant with bright eyes. “Almighty Merchant, please tell me a joke that will make Senior White Two laugh!’
“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, please disappear from my sight with the least amount of friction!” the Almighty Merchant sneered.
“Hahahaha!” Lady Onion said.
“Senior,” Song Shuhang said, “do you believe that I’ll immediately pass this joke to Senior White Two?”
The Almighty Merchant was speechless.
Song Shuhang sighed and put away his phone. It was a good idea to tell Senior White Two a joke, but unfortunately, there was a problem with his execution.
In that case, he would directly wake Senior White Two up physically!
Song Shuhang put away his phone, and then stretched out his right hand.
“Senior Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword, unsheathe!”
He was prepared to use Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword to cut off his right hand, then throw it to the side of the sealing pillar, and try to use the Saber Nurturing Technique on the sealing pillar where Senior White Two was sleeping.
After a while…
Eh? What about Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword?
“Senior Song, after Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword was swallowed by Fairy @#%x, he was also sacrificed to the pillar,” Black- skinned Soft Feather reminded in a low voice.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword was also sacrificed to the pillar?
“Not good! Fairy Virtue can borrow my power to be reborn, but Senior Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword is a mental demon. It doesn’t have the ability to be reborn!” Song Shuhang quickly stretched out his hand and used the secret technique of the Overlord God Pillar to summon the virtuous pillar, the Snake Immortal Pillar.
The 39-meter-tall Snake Immortal Pillar was summoned and propped up in the steel nest.
The dazzling light of virtue enveloped the entire steel nest.
The embossed of the virtuous lamia on the pillar was lifelike.
“Senior Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword, are you still alive? If you’re alive, make a sound!” Song Shuhang called out.
“Squeak, squeak, squeak Which idiot is releasing the light of virtue beside me?” The hamster’s voice rang out. It had been sleeping next to Senior White Two’s sealing pillar, but when it was illuminated by the light of virtue, it woke up from its slumber.
As soon as No. Hamster opened its eyes, it saw No. Tyrannical Song waving a huge pillar of virtue in his hand and inserting an eye into the steel nest.
Was he trying to rebel by planting a pillar of virtue in the nest of the ruler of the Netherworld?
