Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 2003

Chapter 2003: If you feel presumptuous, wave your hands
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Translator: GodBrandy
After the bodies of the four Tribulation Transcenders were buried, True Monarch Eternal Fire and several other leaders of the scholarly faction approached Song Shuhang.

True Monarch Eternal Fire looked at Song Shuhang and asked worriedly, “Little fr… Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, what’s the matter with you?”

At this moment, there were branches and leaves growing on Song Shuhang’s body, as well as some flowers blooming occasionally.

When did little friend change his path to that of Western Druids?

“I’m fine. Lost my body, but my head is still fine. Don’t worry, though. Soon enough, I’ll create another body for myself, one that is even stronger than before.” Song Shuhang patted his chest and added, “Senior Eternal Fire, you can just call me the Bodiless Knight Tyrannical Song from now on.”

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What the hell is a ‘bodiless knight’? True Monarch Eternal Fire nodded despite his confusion. Then, he looked at Senior White and said with a smile, “Long time no see, Fellow Daoist White. Hmm? You look quite strange today. Is this your real body?”

Although Senior White had always been different from others, he was especially strange today. However, Eternal Fire could not pinpoint what exactly was strange about him.

“You might be feeling that something is off because only my upper body is my real body,” Senior White said.

Song Shuhang laughed and said, “Senior White is now a Legless Knight.”

Just as he said that, his wooden body suddenly lost its footing. Song Shuhang fell to the ground face-first.

True Monarch Eternal Fire looked confused. He turned to look at Sixteen and asked, “Sixteen, are you okay?”

Sixteen said calmly, “Don’t worry, Senior Eternal Fire. There’s nothing wrong with me.”

Finally, someone normal. True Monarch Eternal Fire let out a breath of relief when he saw that Sixteen was perfectly normal.

Senior Turtle looked at True Monarch Eternal Fire’s face and quickly guessed his thoughts through his mannerism.

[You’re too naive, Little Fellow Daoist Eternal Fire!] Senior Turtle revealed a mysterious turtle smile.

While Sixteen might look like the most normal among the bunch, she was not normal, either. She was currently undertaking the special trial of the Spirit River Su Clan. Every once in a while, she would meet another Sixteen, and there would be a fierce battle between them.

One day, could the number of dead Sixteens inside the special space reach the number of Skylark’s body parts?

I wonder if those dead Sixteens can be transformed into clones of some sort.

If thousands of Sixteens were to come out at once, it would be very interesting.

I wonder what little friend Song Shuhang would do if that day were to come?

Senior Turtle said, “It’s something worth looking forward to.”

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Fairy Creation and the virtuous lamia drilled out of Shuhang’s body and helped him up.

True Monarch Eternal Fire said earnestly, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, if you need the scholarly faction’s help, feel free to call us anytime.”

Song Shuhang smiled slightly. He looked at True Monarch Eternal Fire and said, “Senior Eternal Fire, is there a need for so much courtesy between us?”

As he spoke, a large flower bloomed behind him, making it seem as if he had applied a low-quality filter.

It was heart-breakingly beautiful.

True Monarch Eternal Fire wanted to laugh, but he felt that it would be rude of him. As such, he held back his laughter and tried to appear calm.

At this time, one of the leaders of the scholarly faction behind the True Monarch Eternal Fire thought for a moment and said to Song Shuhang, “Senior Tyrannical Song, I have a presumptuous request. I wonder if…”

Before he could finish, Fairy Creation, who was behind Song Shuhang, sang, “If you feel presumptuous~ Wave your hands~ Wave your hands~ Don’t talk~ Don’t talk~”

The scholarly faction leader was stunned, and he was left with his mouth agape.

“Fairy Creation, stop causing trouble.” Song Shuhang held down Fairy Creation’s head and returned her behind his back. “If you have a request,do tell. However, you can also see my current state. I might not be able to help you at the moment.”

“No, I was not going to ask Senior Tyrannical Song for help.” The leader of the scholarly faction gestured with his hand and said, “I just wanted to make a request regarding the Sage’s eye…”

“No~ No~” Fairy Creation hurriedly sang. She lay on Song Shuhang’s back, reached out to gouge his eye, and stored the Sage’s eye away.

She then leaped gracefully into Song Shuhang’s head, disappearing.

The virtuous lamia did not waste time and put back Song Shuhang’s right eye into its socket.

The two fairies cooperated tacitly, and the whole process was extremely smooth.

Song Shuhang did not know whether to laugh or cry.

Song Shuhang said, “Fairy, can you stop messing around? And aren’t you also from the scholarly faction?”

It seemed the scholarly faction wanted to take the Sage’s eye back. It was completely reasonable of them. After all, the Sage’s eye was way more important to the scholarly faction than the Thirteen Tribulation Transcenders. If he were in their shoes, no matter how much he would have to pay, he would be willing to do so if it meant getting the Sage’s eye back.

The scholarly faction leader hurried to say, “Fairy, Senior Tyrannical Song, you’ve misunderstood. I did not have any intention of asking for you to give us the Sage’s eye.”

If it were a month ago, there might still have been people in the scholarly faction who would have thought of spending a lot of money to try and get back the Sage’s eye from Profound Sage Tyrannical Song.

But now, it was different.

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had saved the scholarly faction from certain death. The favor that they owed him was something that the scholarly faction could not even repay.

In addition, many of them believed that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was the reincarnation of the Sage.

After all, there were many similarities between Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and the Sage.

For example, they were both very cool!

There was no need to describe how cool the Scholarly Sage was, and as for Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, he was the only man who had managed to show his divinity thrice.

There was nobody who had done so in the past, and there would be no one who would do so in the future!

The scholarly faction leader said, “I was just wondering if it was possible to have the Sage’s eye look at the four Tribulation Transcenders one last time.”

Towards the end of the funeral, they noticed Profound Sage Tyrannical Song standing in the distance.

They had the thought that it would be nice to have the Sage’s eye look at the bodies of the Tribulation Transcenders one last time.

Song Shuhang paused slightly.

Then, he nodded.

He called out softly, “Fairy.”

However, Fairy Creation did not come out.

Song Shuhang said softly, “If you don’t want to come out,you can just give me the eye. You can stay inside and watch from there.”

After a few seconds, two of Fairy Creation’s fingers popped out from between Song Shuhang’s eyebrows.

Between her fingers was the Sage’s eye.

“Three-eye mode?” Lady Onion blinked.

Senior Turtle said, “It looks like the eye is sandwiched between two fingers and nailed between Song Shuhang’s eyebrows.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

The virtuous lamia attached herself to Song Shuhang’s back. Then, she stretched out her hands, took the Sage’s eye from Fairy Creation’s fingers, and held it up with both hands.

Song Shuhang walked forward until he came to the place where the bodies of the four Tribulation Transcenders were buried.

The virtuous lamia brought her hands forward.

The Sage’s eye looked at the burial place of the four Tribulation Transcenders.