Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1863
Chapter 1863 Full marks for acting skills!
Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly, who was drinking and reciting poetry with the other members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, turned around and found that only two of his three daughters were left now.
Was I seeing things? Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly thought to himself. He looked at the wine in his glass and fell into thought. This wine is truly powerful, even the body of an Eighth Stage Profound Sage isn’t able to hold a candle against it.
Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly whispered, “I feel like this wine is designed to make people drunk.”
“Senior Spirit Butterfly, you’re correct.” The Inner World Assistant, who was boiling water to make tea for the fellow daoists, replied, “The wine you are drinking was specially brewed by Her Highness Kunna from the Black Dragon World, and its purpose is to make her drunk as quickly as possible so that the Will of the Dragon Network can descend into her body.”
“???” Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly.
He didn’t enter the Black Dragon World, so he did not know much about the Dragon Network and Lady Kunna.
“So that’s the case.” Doudou sat like a human, holding its glass with its forelegs. “Then if we drink a lot of it, can the Will of the Dragon Network descend into our bodies?”
“Sorry, Mr. Doudou, but the Dragon Network doesn’t have this function yet. If you desire this kind of function, I can pass on the message to the Dragon Network Assistant, who can then propose the idea to the Dragon Network,” the Inner World Assistant said. “However, even if such a function is created, you will only be able to use it while in the Black Dragon World, unless you have a certain level of authority like Administrator Tyrannical Song.”
“It’s fine…” Doudou said regretfully.
He felt that nearly everything about the Black Dragon World was perfect, and it was just that there were no girls named ‘Chu Chu’ there, so he had no plans to live there. However, Song Shuhang could apparently receive the Dragon Network’s Will into his body…
Woof!
As he thought of this, Doudou suddenly had an idea and jumped up.
He grabbed the wine glass and said, “WoofShuhang, I summon you. Do you dare answer me?”
“What’s the matter?” Song Shuhang asked while turning around.
Doudou had a disappointed look on his face. “You really aren’t good at cooperating, Shuhang. At this time, you have to answer back, and then jump up and shrink into my cup, as if you were sucked into it! This is called acting. I really don’t know how you got the role of the second male lead in the last movie. You must have gotten in by using your identity as a producer and investor. Woof”.
“…Doudou, you are trying to make me do something impossible. Who can even shrink down to the size of a bean and enter your glass?” Song Shuhang responded.
Doudou sneered and then raised his glass again. “Fairy Waiting for a Promise, I summon you. Do you dare answer me?”
“Ready!” Fairy @#%x shouted loudly.
Afterward, she let out Song Shuhang’s Four-Toned Scream before twirling in the air and into Doudou’s glass… It was as if she were actually sucked into it. When approaching the glass, her body shrank down to a bean-sized light of virtue, and fell into it seamlessly.
Full marks for acting skills! Remarkable performance!
“Did you see that?” Doudou raised his glass. “That’s called acting. This is the level of acting that a main character should have.”
Inside the glass, Fairy @#%x even played the sound of her body being dissolved by the water.
“…” Song Shuhang.
I can’t learn that…
In terms of acting, the virtuous lamia had left him thousands of miles behind.
Doudou said, “Anyway, the Inner World Assistant said that it could make a request for a function that would allow the Dragon Network’s Will to descend into your body. Since you possess sufficient authority, do you want to try it out?”
Song Shuhang asked, “Similar to what happens to Lady Kunna?”
The Inner World Assistant shook its head. “Crossing worlds requires a lot of energy, and Administrator Tyrannical Dragon, you aren’t Her Highness Kunna; your physique is different from hers. Therefore, the power of the Dragon Network’s Will descending into your body will be greatly reduced. In addition, a cross-world descent is likely to break the laws of the main world. In other words, this loophole may be fixed immediately after the deed… As such, after this function is implemented, it’s possible that you might only be able to use it once. Does Administrator Tyrannical Dragon still want to proceed with the research and development of this function?”
Song Shuhang asked, “Will it cost the Black Dragon World a lot to develop it?”
The Inner World Assistant replied, “It won’t cost too much, since there is already a template that comes from Her Highness Kunna. That template simply needs to be modified slightly to suit your needs.”
Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, “Let’s proceed then.”
There was no such thing as too many trump cards.
Even a trump card that could only be used once might be able to save his life, and that was invaluable.
“Command confirmed. Now conveying this command to the Dragon Network Assistant… The command has been conveyed successfully… Research on cross-world descent has begun,” the Inner World Assistant responded in a mechanical tone.
Song Shuhang said, “Thank you for your hard
work.”
“Woof-” Doudou stood up and wagged his tail. “Shuhang, didn’t I just help you out quite a bit? Don’t you have to repay me now?”
“…” Song Shuhang.
Doudou, I didn’t expect you to be such a dog!
“Don’t worry, I won’t ask your disciple Chu Chu to accompany me on a date.” Doudou shook its head gently, the hair on its head waving handsomely.
Song Shuhang asked, “Then what do you want?”
“I have only one request,” Doudou replied. “Can you name your first daughter Chu Chu in the future?”
There were clearly underlying meanings in his words.
“…” Song Shuhang.
Venerable Yellow Mountain’s voice sounded. “Doudou, have a taste of my muting technique.” Doudou smiled and said, “Stupid Yellow Mountain, the same move won’t work on me twice. Under the effect of my ‘Ancient Sage Doudou’ Dragon Seal, mental magical techniques below the Eighth Stage won’t have an effect on me. Your technique is already outdated.”
As soon as it finished saying that, Doudou suddenly felt its vision go completely dark as it fell unconscious.
This damn Stupid Yellow Mountain actually used a physical muting technique on me!
Honestly, I just wanted to know if Song Shuhang’s appearance would change when the Dragon Network’s Will descended on him. After all, the Dragon Network’s Will seems to be biased towards the female form.
As its thoughts reached this point, Doudou’s body fell to the ground. Venerable Yellow Mountain silently retracted a hammer-shaped magical treasure and stored it inside his sleeve—this was his new muting technique.
His gaze swept over the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, filled with the majesty of a group leader.
Several members of the group who loved seeking death shuddered instinctively at his gaze.
After Doudou passed out, Song Shuhang was lost in thought.
Su Clan’s Sixteen looked at the sky and said softly, “The meteor shower stopped.” The meteor shower had lasted long enough.
Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard said, “Hehe, in order to create this meteor shower, Scarlet Heaven and I had to use quite some effort.”
Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Is the battle between Scarlet Heaven and the Great Southern Emperor over?”
“It’s over. However, with how large the battle was, it isn’t the end of things,” Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard said. “Next, Scarlet Heaven and I have to avoid the limelight.”
Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Senior is leaving?”
“I’ll be back when we’ve left the limelight… By the way, I suddenly have a good idea.” Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard suddenly lit up. It then shouted, “Fairy Soft Feather~ Come over here.”
At the same time, spatial fluctuations surged in the void.
Scarlet Heaven Sword’s main body came from across space.
