Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1413
Chapter 1413: Is this retribution?
Song Shuhang was moved. Although Senior White was closing up, he still remembered the promise he made. If there was something that Senior White wanted to eat in the Immortal Feast, they had to give him an extra portion!
Senior White sent another message in the group. “Shuhang, send me your coordinates. I will take Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain and Doudou directly to where you are.”
The Wielder’s small black room apparently had no effect on Senior White.
Soft Feather shared their coordinates in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Senior White said, “I’ll be there right away.”
At this time, ‘Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire’ said, “Sage White, wait a minute. I’ve got to go get something. I’ll be there in just a moment.”
Senior White said, “Okay.”
As he had mastered the power of space, there was no need to hurry.
I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “Senior White, let’s silently leave Stupid Yellow Mountain behind. He’s just procrastinating anyway…”
[System Prompt: I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog has been muted by the administrator for 1 day. ]
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Doudou! Doudou! How miserable you are to have been muted~”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Was it Senior Yellow Mountain who muted him?”
Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “No, I muted him. 👍”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “?”
Fairy Rain Moon: “A fellow daoist divined my fortune today, and he said that I should avoid making contact or communicating with dogs. Therefore, I muted Doudou so that Doudou’s topic would not arouse my interest.”
Fairy Lychee: “😅”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator asked, “Was it the shady fortune teller?”
Fairy Rain Moon said, “No, it wasn’t him. If it had been Copper Trigram, I would have reversed the divination first.”
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “Do you really have to take shots at me? There are so many divination masters in the world, why do you always think that it’s me who divines for anyone in the group?”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said, “Because you’re black-hearted.”
Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “Do you mean black like Guo Da?”
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “[Cute Doudou Dog Head Expression]”
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “[Vigorously rubs the face of the dog above]”
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Why are you taking shots at me now? Do you think black people are easy to bully?”
“Guo Da is black, but his teeth are very white.” Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman argued for Guo Da.
Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da humbly said, “Actually, my teeth are not that white. Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf’s teeth are especially white, they’re truly enviable. He definitely uses black sister’s toothpaste often.”
“What in the world is black sister’s toothpaste? Guo Da, did they pay you to advertise for them?” Young Master Phoenix Slayer chuckled, and said, “In addition, there is a saying, ‘when white is cut, black is found within’. Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf’s body is completely white, so among all of us, he might just have the blackest heart.”
“I’ve been low-key and haven’t spoken for so long, why do you have to drag me into this mess?” Cave Lord Snow Wolf was dumbfounded.
From whoever it was that started all this, the shots went through several people, and finally hit him.
He was an innocent person caught in the crossfire of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
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After the news of Sage White leaving seclusion spread, the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group got up one after the other and headed to the Immortal Feast venue.
The crisis had been averted, and it was time to enjoy the Immortal Feast.
At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Senior White sent another message. “Eh? There’s a new Profound Sage Speech? A new Profound Sage appeared while I was closing up? Who is the Eighth Sage?”
“Wait, Senior White, don’t look at it yet,” Song Shuhang quickly shouted using the voice function.
This was not the speech of the Eighth Sage—this was the speech of Demon Sage Tyrannical Song, and whoever watched it would get pregnant.
Senior White said, “Huh? I have already accepted it, is there any problem?”
Song Shuhang smiled wryly, and said, “You will get pregnant.”
That Impregnating Gaze was launched through the Scholarly Sage’s eye, and was then strengthened by the power of the Demon Sage Speech.
Even Tribulation Transcenders could not resist it; only existences at the Immortal level that could resist the gaze.
Senior White was currently at the Eighth Stage Realm, so he shouldn’t be immune to the Impregnating Gaze.
Strange, with Senior White’s luck, it would have been reasonable for him to have avoided the Demonic Sage Speech… Why did he choose to receive the speech? Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Could it be that… Senior White does not reject the idea of getting pregnant, and even feels that it is interesting, which led him to choose to receive the Demonic Sage Speech?
Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team said, “Contraceptive pill! Quickly take a contraceptive pill! The speech has only just begun, it isn’t too late.”
True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple suggested, “Doudou has a strawberry flavor one, hurry and give Senior White one right away.”
Senior White: “There’s no need to worry… Oh, Shuhang, it’s you who’s delivering the speech. Why are you holding a speech again?”
[Blank Nickname]: “😭 I was dragged into the Demonic Tribulation Realm and then battered by the demonic tribulation lightning and heavenly tribulation lightning. After transcending the tribulations, I acquired a Demon Sage Name.”
“Such a thing is possible?” Senior White squeezed his chin. “Then… What would happen if someone drags me into the Demonic Tribulation Realm?”
Mm-hm, I’ll take note of this matter.
After meeting with the other ‘Senior White’, he could talk about this matter related to the demonic tribulation.
Senior White reminded, “The content of Shuhang’s speech this time is pretty good, but you seem not to have adjusted your state properly. You should be more careful next time.”
Speeches were very important, especially Profound Sage Speeches—they should not be taken lightly. Otherwise, one might end up triggering an inner demon.
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Next time?”
Fairy Lychee: “Next time?!”
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “There’s still a next time?”
Profound Sage Tyrannical Song/Demonic Sage Tyrannical Scholar had already delivered two speeches. Could it be that he was going to deliver a speech a third time?
After the main world and the Netherworld Realm, were there still other places where Profound Sage Tyrannical Song could hunt for Sage Names?
Song Shuhang anxiously said, “It isn’t the time to be talking about this. Senior White, end the broadcast of the speech first. The Scholarly Sage’s eye will activate soon.”
While he was speaking, the space beside Soft Feather fluctuated.
Soon after, Senior White showed up with Senior Yellow Mountain and a Pekingese.
At times, spatial abilities were too convenient.
After Soft Feather saw Doudou in his Pekingese state, she knelt down curiously and touched his head. “Doudou, didn’t you transform into a human?”
“Pretty lady, who are you?” Doudou said with his tongue out.
“Hmm… I haven’t thought about today’s daoist name yet.” Soft Feather squinted her eyes for a moment, and her eyes suddenly lit up. “I got it. My daoist name for today, October 6th, will be Soft Chu Chu!”
“…” Song Shuhang.
“Sister, my name is Doudou. The Stupid Yellow Mountain next to me is my servant. I am a peak Fourth Stage Realm monster, and I have acquired the ability to transform into a human in advance. My family is rich, and Stupid Yellow Mountain’s property will be mine in the future.” Doudou raised his head and puffed his chest out. “So, sister, should we go on a date?”
“Not happening.” Soft Feather rubbed Doudou’s head intently.
There was really no saving Doudou from being a Chu Chu-con.
I’ve seen all kinds of obsessions, but I have never seen anyone who has an obsession for a name like Doudou.
What did Doudou go through in his dog life?
“Eh? The previous speech topic was pretty good, why did it suddenly switch to a scholarly speech? What is filial piety? What is love?” Senior White suddenly asked in confusion.
Heavens, Senior White has yet to finish watching the broadcast of the Demon Sage Speech!
“Senior White, stop!” Song Shuhang called out. “There is no longer any more content. The only thing that’s going to happen after that is the Scholarly Sage’s eye appearing.”
Senior White said, “Why would I stop? I’ve been watching this speech, waiting for the Scholarly Sage’s eye to appear.”
Heavens…
So the reason why Senior White accepted the Demon Sage Speech was that he was interested in the Impregnating Gaze?
In the next moment, Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Seven, Fairy Dongfang Six, Senior Yellow Mountain, Doudou, and Song Shuhang all stared at Senior White.
Would Senior White, who was extremely lucky, get pregnant when facing the Impregnating Gaze?
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The broadcast of the [Demon Sage Speech] continued.
Song Shuhang said with eloquence and emotion while sleeping, “Parents are the roots of human beings. Today’s topic is filial piety and maternal love.”
As he continued, he arrived at the final moments of the speech.
The pattern of the Scholarly Sage’s eye appeared behind Song Shuhang… In the next moment, a light that caused all the practitioners in the universe to feel afraid shot towards Senior White.
Senior White didn’t avoid it, and faced the Impregnating Gaze head-on.
Will Senior White get pregnant? Will he cry out in pain? The curious Soft Feather silently took out her mobile phone and adjusted the angle.
The Senior White emoji package hasn’t been updated for a long time… It’s time for a new update.
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It would definitely be very well-received by the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
The ‘Impregnating Gaze’ swept over Senior White’s body, but Senior White didn’t move.
After a long while.
Senior White wondered, “Was the broadcast ineffective?”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, “No, Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue and Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue were in the same situation before. The Impregnating Gaze of the rebroadcast has the same effect as the one from the live broadcast.”
While he was talking… A figure suddenly ‘fell’ out of Senior White’s body.
It was another Senior White.
Precisely speaking, it was Senior White’s clone.
Senior White’s clone did not say a word. It silently looked up at the sky, and spat out a word after a long while. “Cruel…”
Everyone subconsciously turned their eyes to the stomach of Senior White’s clone.
Strange, there was no sign of pregnancy?
Senior White’s clone blankly said, “Is this retribution?”
“?” Song Shuhang.
“However, it wasn’t me who used the main body as a hidden weapon the last time. Why did this punishment befall me? Although all of us are clones, the clone from before has already disappeared. I’ve become a scapegoat.” Senior White’s clone continued to have a blank face while he said, “How cruel… It hurts.”
While talking about the pain, his face was expressionless.
The face of Senior White’s main body and that of the clone were exactly the same, both very handsome.
Anyway, this clone of Senior White was very cute.
Senior White’s clone calmly called out, “It hurts… I’m going to die… I’m going to die… Ah!”
Even while screaming, his voice did not fluctuate.
It seemed that the Impregnating Gaze that Senior White’s main body had received had its effect transferred over to the clone.
