Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1370
“What in the world is happening? He’s delivering a speech while dreaming?” The main world and the Netherworld Realm burst into discussion once again.
Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar’s speech this time could be said to be filled with twists and turns.
When everyone thought that the content of his speech was a bit ordinary, Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar had activated immensely profound magical techniques.
When everyone thought that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song would lecture by word and example, he suddenly released a dignified aura and directly questioned their minds by saying, “What is filial piety? What is love?” These questions attracted everyone’s attention, and people could not wait to hear what followed.
But then, he suddenly changed back to the original lecturing method.
The practitioners of the main world and the demons of the Netherworld decided to endure this. After all, it was a rare Eighth Stage speech.
However, Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar hadn’t even finished saying a few sentences when he suddenly fell asleep.
At that time, the number of people who flipped tables was innumerable.
They were all exhausted.
Finally, when the demons of the Netherworld were about to give the Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar a huge, red negative review, he suddenly spoke again and performed the superb ‘sleep-lecturing’ skill.
Moreover, when Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar opened his mouth, his temperament became oppressive.
Obviously, he was sleeping with his head down, but no one among the practitioners of the main world and the demons of the Netherworld dared to complain. Almost everyone subconsciously sat upright, maintained a well-behaved posture, and involuntarily focused their gazes on Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar while also perking up their ears to listen to his speech.
The feeling everyone got was similar to what students would feel when they saw the arrival of a dignified teacher in ancient times.
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“Parents are the foundation of human beings. Today’s topic is about filial piety and maternal love.
“A mother loves her child unconditionally.
“They care for their child no matter how hard it gets.”
Song Shuhang, with his head down, spoke and delivered the lecture steadily.
Each of his words caused phenomena between heaven and earth. Righteous qi gathered around him, enhancing his dignity.
What Song Shuhang was talking about at this time was merely ‘filial piety’.
However, nobody among the practitioners of the main world or the Netherworld dared not to listen. Everyone sat upright and listened carefully, doing their best not to miss a single word.
“Compared to the weight of pregnancy, even three lifetimes would be light.
“The pain of pregnancy and childbirth… All students, you can experience it yourselves.”
While he was speaking, behind him, the ‘eye’ pattern on his whale core lit up once again.
This core pattern represented the Scholarly Sage’s eye.
It once again cast a ‘projection’ behind Song Shuhang.
As the projection appeared, an eye also flew out of Song Shuhang, and plunged into the ‘projection’.
It was the actual Sage’s eye.
The practitioners of the main world and the demons of the Netherworld were puzzled.
Meanwhile, not too far from him…
Mini Skylark said, “Hey, hey, hey! You’re just kidding, right? Little friend Shuhang, you can’t really be planning on using that during the Demon Sage Speech, right? You’re courting death too much! Such a way of seeking death… is too exciting! I never thought of that before!”
Skylark clenched her fists excitedly.
Her ‘Eighth Stage Profound Sage Tribulation’ had been interrupted, and her miniature self was still at the pinnacle of the Seventh Stage. In other words, she could continue to play around with the ‘Heavenly Tribulation Realm’.
After little friend Song Shuhang finished his lecture, she could borrow the Sage’s eye from him. Then, when she finally transcended her tribulation and held the Profound Sage Speech in front of the universe, she could bring out and use the Sage’s eye to have the practitioners of the universe conceive another time.
Just thinking about it made her feel ecstatic.
Skylark felt that the death-seeking energy in her body was boiling, and she couldn’t stop it.
Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Heavens! We’re done for.”
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Inside the dreamland.
The Scholarly Sage had synchronized with Song Shuhang in the outside world. “The pain of pregnancy and childbirth… All students, you can experience it yourself.”
Here it comes, this terrible scene has finally come…
Song Shuhang burst into tears.
At this time, he really, really wished that he didn’t have the strange ‘dreamland’ talent.
Daozi, who was in charge of recording the lecture, wondered, and said, “Teacher, how are we going to experience pregnancy?”
Senior Daozi, shut your mouth and stop asking! Song Shuhang shouted in his mind.
It was a pity that he couldn’t speak, nor could he remind Daozi.
The Scholarly Sage softly said, “I researched a magical technique, and I’ve imprinted it onto my eye. This magical technique is called the ‘Impregnating Gaze’. Now, look into my eyes.”
The sage’s voice was soft, but carried a dignity that couldn’t be denied. All the students present, including Fairy Creation, who was possessed by Song Shuhang, couldn’t help but cast their gazes at their teacher’s eyes.
“Now, look into my eyes,” Song Shuhang said in the outside world at the same time that the Scholarly Sage did. The practitioners of the main world and the demons of the Netherworld couldn’t help but cast their eyes on the projection of the Sage’s eye behind Song Shuhang.
When all the students looked at Scholarly Sage’s eyes, the Sage’s eyes shot out a ‘strange light’.
What kind of strange light was it?
One that could not be described with mere words!
What did this strange light represent?
Was there a need to ask? It represented pregnancy, of course!
“Nooooooo~” Song Shuhang let out a groan.
However, it was ‘Fairy Creation’ that controlled the body, and Song Shuhang could only endure as he had no way of changing the plot of the ‘dreamland’.
[Congratulations to player Song Shuhang. For having been struck by the
‘Impregnating Gaze’ a second time, you will get a 10-second pregnancy experience and a VIP-level, one-hour childbirth experience.]
However, the experience this time was different from the last time.
Previously, he was a guy when he experienced it. But this time, Song Shuhang was using Fairy Creation’s body to experience the pain of pregnancy and childbirth.
This feeling was so strange to Song Shuhang that it could not be described.
However, after two seconds.
“Eh? It doesn’t hurt?” Song Shuhang suddenly found that the connection between himself and Fairy Creation had been broken.
Fairy Creation’s belly swelled up, but Song Shuhang didn’t feel anything.
Song Shuhang murmured, “Strange.”
In the past, when he entered dreamlands, he would experience the things experienced by the subject, regardless of whether it was good or bad. This included Lady Onion’s long onion life, Chu Chu being hugged to death… etcetera.
But this time, when Fairy Creation was hit by the ‘Impregnating Gaze’, he only felt it for less than a second before he couldn’t feel anything off anymore.
Could it be that my ‘dreamland talent’ has been upgraded, and I can cut off some of the worse experiences? Song Shuhang thought to himself.
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In the meantime, Demon Sage Speech also continued. The Scholarly Sage’s eye behind Song Shuhang burst out with a strange light.
The practitioners of the main world and the demons of the Netherworld—regardless of sex and age, and regardless of whether they were a demon, plant, stone, human, or something else—were all shot by the light from the eye.
In front of the ‘Impregnating Gaze’, all beings were equal.
Unless you were already pregnant.
[Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar has sent the ‘Impregnating Gaze’ file to everyone, do you accept? YES/NO?]
This ‘Impregnating Gaze’ was very different from one that would be shot on a normal day. It was in the ‘Demon Sage Speech’ mode, and so this gaze of the Scholarly Sage’s eye was blessed by the speech state, causing its power to greatly increase.
This wave of the ‘Impregnating Gaze’, which could previously make thousands of people become pregnant at most, had become infinitely more powerful under the blessing of the speech state.
In the next moment, everyone that had raised their heads to look at the Scholarly Sage’s eye found their abdomens swelling up.
They grew larger by the second, and in 10 seconds, the ‘pregnancy’ had reached its peak.
The convenience of the process was beyond imagination.
See, pregnancy was this simple.
Did you still believe that ‘getting pregnant by holding hands’ was convenient? That was already outdated! Moreover, physical contact would be required, and that was troublesome.
The Scholarly Sage’s Impregnating Gaze could make one pregnant with just one look. Why were you still hesitating? Hurry up and accept the baptism of the Sage’s loving eyes already!
“Aaaah, what’s going on?”
“My belly, my belly is getting bigger!”
“I’m a man, Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar, did you make a mistake?”
“What does the strange light from that holy eye represent? There must be some esoteric meaning contained within. This is worthy of being researched and analyzed. But before that, I need to get pregnant.”
“Eh? Is this what it feels like to be pregnant? Interesting.”
“Asshole, this old lady has just finished giving birth, you’re making me go through another one? Go and die!”
“Beep, beep, beep~”
“Pfff, this is not good. My dignified master suddenly became pregnant, and it looks so funny. Of course, we got pregnant together. Ah, ouch, it hurts.”
“My partner and I were in the middle of dual cultivating, bastard~”
“Stop, stop… My junior sister is still a child!”
“Stop, my junior brother is still a child!”
“Stop, my master is still a child!”
“Hahaha, Stupid Yellow Mountain is also pregnant, hahaha.”
“You are pregnant too, Doudou. Don’t laugh when we’re in the same situation.”
“Where is Senior White closing up? Is he also watching this ‘Demon Sage Speech’? Is he also pregnant? I want to see the pregnant Senior White, and no one can stop me!”
“I wanted to father a football team, but I was not ready to give birth by myself.”
“Tears are streaming down my face. Purple Mist and I got pregnant together, and I took a selfie. Aaaah, it hurts, it hurts.”
“Not good, I was street racing, then my stomach suddenly became bigger and I lost control~ Aaaah, I ran over someone, it’s over…”
“Mom, I love you~ I love you the most.”
The main world and the Netherworld Realm fell into chaos.
The practitioners and demons found a huge shadow forming in their hearts. The surface of this trauma was at least the size of three rooms, two halls, and two toilets.
At this time, Song Shuhang, who was sleeping, calmly said, “Pregnancy is painful, and childbirth is painful. This kind of grace isn’t to be forgotten even after three lifetimes.”
Senior White Two: “…”
As the ruler of the Netherworld, he would naturally not be affected by the ‘Impregnating Gaze’.
“I can’t save you this time.” Senior White Two rubbed his temples.
After the speech, I’m afraid the demons of the Netherworld are going to review bomb him.
At this time, the projection of the Scholarly Sage’s eye finally dissipated, and the Sage’s eye went back to Shuhang.
Then, in Song Shuhang’s sea of qi dantian, the belly of the fat whale golden core suddenly swelled up…
