Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1320
Chapter 1320: Great experts really like to pluck out their eyes
The screams of those male deities giving birth were particularly unpleasant to one’s ears.
But now, a female deity had finally appeared.
Female deities were definitely more suitable for the ‘Impregnating Gaze’!
Although this female deity was quite powerful, with her having even condensed a Divine Kingdom… as long as he seized the opportunity and cooperated with Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, they should still be able to make her pregnant, or so Feng Qiaozi thought to himself.
At this moment, the female deity that seemed to be cast from ice stepped out of the Divine Kingdom. She stared coldly at Song Shuhang and Feng Qiaozi. As soon as she appeared, the temperature in the surroundings suddenly dropped, causing everyone to feel bitterly cold.
“Come, Tyrannical Song!” The deity suddenly opened her arms wide, and said to Song Shuhang, “Shoot that light at me, I won’t avoid it.”
Song Shuhang: “?”
Feng Qiaozi’s heart moved, and he said in a poetic way,
“Be careful,
Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.
The other party,
Is a goddess of the ice system.
Perhaps she’s thinking of,
Condensing an ice mirror, and reflecting your,
Impregnating light.”
Heh, the Impregnating Gaze isn’t something that can be refracted so easily, Song Shuhang thought to himself. He stretched out his hand towards the ice goddess, and directly activated the ‘Sage’s eye’.
The light shot out and hit the ice goddess.
She did not evade, nor did she condense an ice mirror in an attempt to reflect the light as Feng Qiaozi had guessed.
The Impregnating Gaze struck the ice goddess.
Her lower abdomen quickly swelled. A few seconds later, there was already a small bulge at her belly, causing her dress to rise. Then, her belly kept growing bigger.
“Is this what it feels like to be pregnant? It really is quite a special feeling. I seem to feel a little life forming in my abdomen.” She gently touched her lower abdomen, and her cold face revealed the radiance of motherhood.
Ten seconds later, she frowned—the pain of childbirth that was to last for an hour had arrived.
She gently stroked her belly and looked at Song Shuhang. “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, thank you. Your surname is Song, right?”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Why are you asking about my surname at a time like this?
“As a show of gratitude, after killing you, I will give birth to this child. Then, in accordance with your Chinese customs, I will let this child take its father’s surname. Regardless of whether it’s a boy or a girl, it will be surnamed Song.” She raised his head and smiled at Song Shuhang. “Before you die, do you want to give this child a name?”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Sister, in fact, the ‘Impregnating Gaze’ doesn’t really make you pregnant. The Scholarly Sage had only developed this technique to allow his disciples to experience the ‘pain of pregnancy and childbirth’. After its effect is over, their stomach will be restored. It’s impossible for this to cause someone to give birth to a child!
If it did, that would seriously be unscientific.
“How about it? Have you thought about the name you want to give this child?” the ice goddess asked softly while touching her bulging belly.
While she was questioning him, she used her cold ice power to form a ‘domain’ and lock in Song Shuhang and Feng Qiaozi.
Even space had been affected. As such, Shuhang and Feng Qiaozi were prevented from using spatial power as a means of escape.
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At the venue of the Yellow Mountain Ceremony.
“Senior Song, will the Impregnating Gaze really cause others to give birth to a baby?” Soft Feather asked in shock.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “Hiss, if that were true, then it would truly be terrifying. Just think about it, such a great number of male deities giving birth to Fellow Daoist Song’s children! Little friend Song would become the father of many children overnight.”
The corners of Song Shuhang’s main body’s mouth twitched. “How could such a thing be possible? The Impregnating Gaze is only a magical technique for letting others experience the pain of pregnancy and childbirth. How could it possibly cause others to actually give birth to a child?”
“How unfortunate.” An unfamiliar fairy maiden had appeared among the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. “If this ‘Impregnating Gaze’ could really allow one to give birth, I’d have been freed already.”
“It’s you, shady fortune teller!” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator immediately came to a realization. The person who knew you best was your enemy. As the lifelong opponent of Immortal Master Copper Trigram, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was able to come to this conclusion from hearing a single sentence.
The unfamiliar fairy maiden said, “F*ck, I only said a single sentence, and you already recognized me? Were you born in the year of the dog?”
The fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group all instantly turned to look at the ‘unfamiliar fairy maiden’, and saw that she was wearing a colorful immortal skirt.
“So it turns out that the shady fortune teller is a fairy maiden!” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said in great shock.
Fairy Lychee rubbed her temples. “I can’t really accept this outcome. I’d rather prefer that Copper Trigram was someone of both sexes like White Crane.”
SDM said, “Fellow Daoist Lychee, White Crane has yet to determine its gender. Currently, it can only be regarded as gender neutral, which is different from someone belonging to both sexes.”
“Scholar Happy’s words are reasonable. As expected of a scholar,” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said while giving a thumbs up.
SDM responded, “Thank you, but I am not Scholar Happy.”
Song Shuhang looked at Scholar Drunken Moone. You should really ascend to the Eighth Stage. I can’t bear to see this situation anymore!
“How naive.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram reached out and touched his white and tender face. “Since I can transform myself into a female so easily, I can obviously disguise my immortal clothes as well. I’ve naturally already disguised this skirt. Did you really think I’d let you know my true gender this easily?”
Members of Nine Provinces Number One Group: “…”
What should one do if they really wanted to punch someone?
Song Shuhang’s body turned to look at the live broadcast.
On the screen, Senior Skylark seemed to still be in a daze. She had curled up into a ball and was staying where she appeared, motionless.
I have to find a way to get closer to Senior Skylark, Song Shuhang thought to himself.
But how am I supposed to free myself from this ice goddess? This really is quite problematic.
Should I just let ‘Scholar Song Shuhang’ hide inside the Inner World?
The only problem is that wherever one enters the Inner World from, that’s also where they’ll end up appearing after they leave. If the ice goddess were to simply wait for a while, it wouldn’t matter even if I hid him in the Inner World.
Or, should I let the virtuous lamia enter the battle and create an opportunity to escape?
Song Shuhang pinched his brows and fell deep into thought.
Not far from him, the smile on Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s face receded. He clenched his fists as he stared at Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark, who was on the screen.
He really wished to go to the battlefield to contact Skylark…
Dharma King Creation said, “Senior Skylark moved!”
Besides Shuhang and Thrice Reckless, he was the third person to notice Skylark.
In the live broadcast, Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark raised her head and stood up. At this time, her ice blue eyes had turned red.
Song Shuhang felt a chill in his heart. She was clearly being possessed by the ruler of the Netherworld.
Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark got up and scanned the audience like a falcon.
What was she looking for?
Meanwhile, where ‘Scholar Song Shuhang’ was.
[Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, cover me. My big move will soon be ready. It will be able to seal this ‘ice goddess’ in a single breath.] Feng Qiaozi sent Song Shuhang a secret sound transmission.
Song Shuhang responded, [Okay, please hurry.]
He had already readied the entrance to the Inner World. As such, if the ice goddess were to cast an attack, he would instantly be able to redirect her attack to the ‘Palace of Winter’.
As the palace of the Great Northern Emperor, the Palace of Winter would definitely be able to stop the attack of the ice goddess.
“Time’s up… Tyrannical Song, you’ve lost the right to name your child.” The ice goddess reached out and stroked her lips. “Die.”
As soon as she opened her mouth, an extreme chill exited it, and then went on to shroud Song Shuhang and Feng Qiaozi.
At the same time, a sword of ice appeared out of thin air, and slashed at the ancient mirror in Feng Qiaozi’s hand.
Feng Qiaozi said, “Not good.”
The corners of the ice goddess’s mouth rose. “Do you really think that I can’t see what you’re trying to do? You want to seal me? You’re overreaching yourself.”
Her beautiful icy smile caused her charm value to increase by several levels.
But in the next moment, her little face distorted from intense pain.
A figure with long, blue hair appeared in front of her out of thin air, forcibly breaking into her domain.
At the same time, the blue-haired figure waved her fist and slammed it into her belly.
“Aaaah!!!” The pain of pregnancy, the pain of childbirth, and a punch to the belly. The pain that the ice goddess was suffering at this time was beyond everyone’s imagination.
Her face was distorted as she stared at the blue-haired figure. “Who are you?!”
The blue-haired figure stared at the ice goddess with her red eyes, and said, “Scram!”
In the next moment, the ice goddess’s mind shook. She saw a world with mountains of corpses and seas of blood; it was a world wherein evil demons danced chaotically. This world was a huge source of incomparable horror and endless evil. All the terrifying and evil things that she could imagine could be found in their original form there.
The ice goddess retreated again and again.
“You aren’t a member of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect, so why are you trying to stop me?” She pressed her abdomen tightly and looked at the blue-haired figure.
The blue-haired woman coldly said, “Scram or die.”
The ice goddess took a deep breath; after a while, she slowly retreated back into her Divine Kingdom.
When faced with this blue-haired woman, she couldn’t bring up a trace of courage.
The gap between the two sides was simply akin to the distance between heaven and earth.
Is she an Immortal? Even among Immortals, she should be one of the strongest… After the female deity of ice returned to her Divine Kingdom, she quickly sent word about this to all of the ‘deities’ present.
After shouting at the ice goddess, the blue-haired woman turned her head and looked at Song Shuhang.
Sure enough, this isn’t the real Senior Skylark. If it were so, it would be impossible for her to force a Ninth Stage ‘deity’ to retreat with a single word. Song Shuhang sighed.
Skylark calmly said, “Hand over the eye that you had just used.”
Song Shuhang didn’t even get the chance to reply when the Sage’s eye suddenly jumped out of his hand.
Skylark’s figure was reflected in the pupil of the Sage’s eye.
Song Shuhang saw a layer of mist emerge from the eye.
Finally, I can see you again… Sage’s eye.
“We meet again, Scholarly Sage.” Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark smiled, revealing a standard villain’s smirk.
Behind her, the faint shadow of a liquid metal ball appeared.
“It was so hard for me to find you.” Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark reached out and grabbed the Sage’s eye.
Sage’s eye took the initiative to throw itself into her arms, and then it fell into her hands.
“Haha, Scholarly Sage… You must have never thought that this would happen.” Skylark laughed, and then reached out to pluck her left eye out.
F*ck, nowadays, great experts really like to pluck out their eyes!
