Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1204
Chapter 1204: Slow-Witted Song, I’ve cracked your secret!
Look at my ‘Divine Stealing Technique’!
Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body to extend his hand towards the still unaware Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was currently eating some melon seeds.
The Divine Stealing Technique was a very powerful technique, and when practiced to the highest realm, stealing from those stronger than you would not even be a problem. This was something that could be confirmed just by looking at Lady Onion.
Song Shuhang had only practiced the ‘Divine Stealing Technique’ twice, but it should not be forgotten that he had once lived Lady Onion’s life. Through the dreamland state, he lived Lady Onion’s life and practiced the Divine Stealing Technique countless times.
So this time, although it was only his first time using it against another person, it worked perfectly. The Divine Stealing Technique seemed to have long become part of Song Shuhang’s soul.
Success, Song Shuhang thought.
In the next moment, he was holding a fragrant and silky object in his hand.
At first, he thought that he was simply holding a handkerchief that Immortal Fairy had been carrying on her. However, when he felt it out carefully, something felt off. This thing he was holding was thicker and a bit heavier than a handkerchief.
What did I steal?
Song Shuhang retracted Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s hand and took a closer look at the object. It looked like some kind of bed sheet… The sheet was very thin, and it appeared that Immortal Fairy had used a magical technique on so to reduce it to the size of a palm.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer, who was being controlled by Song Shuhang, revealed a questioning face. What’s this bed sheet that Immortal Fairy was carrying with her? Could it be some kind of magical treasure?
No, there weren’t any fluctuations of magical energy coming from the bed sheet. Moreover, it looked a bit familiar, and it even seemed to be the same kind of sheet as the ones Immortal Fairy had in the guest room that she had let him stay in yesterday. It appeared to be a completely ordinary, thin bed sheet.
Why would Immortal Fairy keep it on her?
Could it have some special meaning for her?
Song Shuhang’s mind was in turmoil.
Suddenly, he thought of a possible answer.
If that’s the case… I’ve really made a terrible mistake. This would make it pretty much the same thing as stealing Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s undergarments…
I hope that I guessed wrong.
Perhaps Immortal Fairy was just putting away all the bed sheets in the guest room and was preparing to wash them later?
While he was thinking, Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body, and made him raise his head to look at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue—for this process, there was a delay of up to three seconds because of the side effect of Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s innate skill.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue coldly staring at his original body and Young Master Phoenix Slayer.
Immortal Fairy’s eyes were especially sharp and were dead set on the both of them.
She looked at Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer as if she were looking at two spirit beasts that she was going to cook; her gaze was akin to a knife, it was as if she was thinking where she should cut to make it so that the two spirit beasts died as cleanly and as quickly as possible.
Not good. Alarms immediately began ringing in Song Shuhang’s mind.
Shiet, why did I choose to make a move on Immortal Fairy Bie Xue just now? It was clear that it would have been a lot safer regardless of whether I’d chosen to use it on Su Clan’s Sixteen or Shi.
I must have gone crazy when I made that decision just now.
What do I do? What do I do now?
Song Shuhang racked his brain as he tried thinking of a solution.
At the side, Senior White, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Shi all looked at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and the Song Shuhang-controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer with confusion.
Shi’s realm was relatively low, so she did not even see what had happened. For Su Clan’s Sixteen, the scene had also been rather vague. It was only Senior White who was able to clearly see Song Shuhang perform what he took to be a strange technique, and holding a folded silk sheet that he had taken from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue after that. Next, a really sharp killing intent burst out from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
Did little friend Shuhang seek death again? Senior White pinched his chin as he thought to himself.
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[What did you do to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?] At this time, Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s voice, who could feel Song Shuhang’s strong emotional fluctuations, echoed.
His innate skill had grown stronger compared to before. As such, even if he lent his CPU to Song Shuhang, he could still directly communicate with him through their minds.
Song Shuhang replied, [I stole a bed sheet. It seems to be something very private.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, [How private?]
Song Shuhang replied, [Looking at her eyes, it seems to be something that could make her consider killing people.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, [You’re so dead… Wait, am I also included in the people she wants to silence?]
Song Shuhang responded, [Senior Phoenix Slayer, what are you saying? In our current state, we’re pretty much one and the same.]
Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, [F*ck, Thrice Reckless Song, why do you have to take me with you in seeking death?]
Song Shuhang: […]
This time, he was completely speechless.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer called, [Quickly apologize. What are you doing just standing there?!]
Apologize?
Right, after the Divine Stealing Technique, the second move was the ‘500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You’re Unable to Defeat’. Did Slow-Witted Song intentionally write the ❮200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive❯ for such purposes?
Young Master Phoenix Slayer angrily said, [Before Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turns us into the dishes for the next Immortal Feast, quickly apologize. If you can’t get Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s forgiveness, you are dead! I am definitely going to break ties with you.]
Song Shuhang: “…”
This was a genuine internal and external crisis.
At this time, he could only give a sincere apology.
“Immortal Fairy Bie Xue~” Song Shuhang controlled Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body and made it jump up high.
The higher the jump, the greater the sincerity.
However, in order to save face for Young Master Phoenix Slayer, when he jumped into the air, Song Shuhang tried to restore Young Master Phoenix Slayer to his original form with his will.
“Puff~” A lanky five-tailed monster cat appeared in midair.
With a thud, the body of the five-tailed cat fell to the ground; it was the ‘Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique’ of the 500 surrendering techniques.
After he landed, Song Shuhang was just about to say ‘Immortal Fairy, I made a mistake.’
However, when he opened his mouth, the only thing that came out was a series of meows.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Loli Shi said, “It turns out that Senior Phoenix Slayer is actually a cat, so cute.”
Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded in agreement.
Senior White confirmed that Song Shuhang had really been seeking death and had angered Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
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Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s eyes fell on the monster cat form of Young Master Phoenix Slayer—because of his sudden change into cat form, the bed sheet that had been originally held in his hand was now pressed under his sharp claws. The sharp claws could tear the bed sheet at any moment.
Song Shuhang tried to control Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body to talk once again, but the result remained the same as last, and only a “meow?” came out
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue coldly smiled. “Hehehehe.”
Her laughter was so cold that the the surrounding temperature dropped to zero.
If it weren’t for Senior White, she would have definitely rushed up to Song Shuhang and Young Master Phoenix Slayer and let them know of the power of an ‘immortal chef’.
Song Shuhang thought, Not good, I tried to be smart, but it ended up becoming another mistake.
What can I do next?
If I continue on with the ‘500 Ways to Surrender to a Human Cultivator You’re Unable to Defeat’… the second technique in there is the ‘Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique’. It is common sense to show one’s belly when one apologizes.
When one apologized, they should show their cute belly to the human cultivator to indicate that they were harmless, and with that cute expression, they would definitely be able to bring out the compassion in the human cultivator’s heart.
The cat form of Senior Phoenix Slayer fitted this pose very well.
However, this posture is still very shameful. After performing it, it’s likely that I’m going to end up being silenced by Young Master Phoenix Slayer. It seems that no matter what I do, I just end up on a path towards death.
While Song Shuhang was in thought, he suddenly sensed a resonance in his mind.
The first layer of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯, the beginner chapter, emerged in his mind.
It actually resonated?
The ‘resonance’ between the two special cultivation techniques had become stronger.
All of these changes happened after Young Master Phoenix Slayer exposed his monster cat form and performed the ‘Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique’.
Song Shuhang took a deep breath.
At this time, he decided to go ahead.
As a researcher, he began to perform the second technique, ‘Lying Down on the Ground to Show Your Belly Technique’.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body rolled where he was. “Meow~”
This appearance was absolutely filled with cuteness.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue responded, “Hehe.”
Are you trying to sell your cuteness now? Too late.
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At this time, the following part of the first layer of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ emerged in Song Shuhang’s mind.
It really worked.
If I continue to perform the ❮200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive❯, perhaps I can really figure out the secrets left behind by Slow-Witted Song…
As such, Song Shuhang began to control Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s body to perform the various moves one by one.
The ‘500 Ways to Surrender’, the ‘Ways to Seduce Human Cultivators’, and even ‘Needlework’…
Venerable White, Su Clan’s Sixteen, Shi, and Immortal Fairy Bie Xue all silently watched Young Phoenix Slayer, who was in his monster cat form, move around.
From time to time, the monster cat’s body would twist around and dance. While at other times, he would flirt with everyone. At yet other times, he would obediently take out a needle thread and begin to sew clothes, and sometimes he would begin to clean carefully.
All kinds of props had been prepared by Song Shuhang ever since early in the morning. He had practiced the secret techniques twice yesterday, so his props were all prepared.
What the hell is he doing, is he practicing some ‘secret cultivation technique’? Or is he just crazy? The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s mouth twitched.
Senior White pinched his chin, and said, “Shuhang seems to have entered a state of enlightenment.”
Shi asked, “Huh? This is a state of enlightenment?”
Wasn’t this enlightenment a bit too worthless?
Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “If I’m seeing things right, Shuhang should be using the secret technique of the ‘All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’ organization.”
“Is it really a secret technique?” The corners of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s corner of the mouth twitched even more violently.
Venerable White said, “Fellow Daoist Dongfang Six is an elder of this organization, right?”
Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded.
Soon enough, Song Shuhang finished performing the entire ❮200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive❯.
At the beginning, the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ in his mind would still resonate with the secret technique. However, towards the end, there was no longer any resonance.
Instead, there was a string of strange words that constantly appeared in his mind.
It wasn’t in the script of the ancient era, nor was it in the script of the modern era; the text was simply a meaningless sequence of runes instead.
A secret text!
Song Shuhang felt ecstatic.
This should be the secret text that the cold-faced Venerable said was hidden in the secret techniques of the monster cultivator organization. As long as this secret text was used to crack the cultivation technique inherited from the ‘Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect’, one would be able to obtain the complete hidden inheritance.
This was the secret that Slow-Witted Song had hidden in the secret technique.
He was now only a step away from obtaining the complete ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ and the forging method for the combined magical treasure.
Perhaps he would really be able to forge the combined magic treasure before he reached the Fifth Stage. Even if he ended up not being lucky or wealthy enough, he had to at least forge the innate magic weapon that suited the huge whale chapter.
I’ve finally obtained the secret left behind by Slow-Witted Song!
