Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 1200

Chapter 1200: No need to feel too touched

He only needed to make sure that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was really only at the Fourth Stage Realm. As for the rest, he could simply leave that to Young Master Hai.

His junior brother was about to be possessed by an inner demon due to this ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’. Therefore, as long as he found out that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was actually only at the Fourth Stage, he would be able to overcome these demons.

Once Young Master Hai transcended his tribulation and reached the Fifth Stage, he would then be able to challenge Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and deal with the karmic ties that they had!

As for whether Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had any trump cards, it was no longer something that he had to bother himself with. With Young Master Hai’s intellect, he would certainly be able to speculate about such things.

…Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant had yet to see the latest news posted by the Daily Cultivator, so he did not know about Profound Sage Tyrannical Song beating up the fifth Sage in a thousand years, Sage Monarch Winter Melon, on the night of the full moon. Otherwise, he would probably not be this calm.

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Song Shuhang confidently replied, “Do you really not want to test me? Since you believe that I’m just a fake Profound Sage, then shouldn’t you take this opportunity to kill me and gain fame and fortune?”

Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant shook his head, and said, “Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song, we have no enmity with one another. Why should I make a move against you?”

Song Shuhang: “…”

He really was the rare ‘harmless’ breed of the Limitless Demon Sect. Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant had definitely joined the wrong sect. If he had joined a buddhist sect or the Western Ascetic Church, he would be able to rely on his ‘provoking’ ability + the essence of Buddha’s compassion or the ascetic church’s ‘forgiveness’ and quickly become a senior monk or saint.

However, although you seem to believe that we do not have enmity with one another, I do not believe the same. Song Shuhang slowly reached out and grabbed the ‘invisible saber insect’ that had been floating beside him.

He and Su Clan’s Sixteen were already archenemies with Young Master Hai, and Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant was a member of Young Master Hai’s camp. Now that members of the two camps had met, it’d be impossible for them to walk away without a fight.

Song Shuhang currently had Senior Turtle to his left, Scarlet Heaven Sword to his right, and the virtuous lamia ready to protect him. Facing Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant, he did not feel much pressure.

At this moment, the sea turtle next to Song Shuhang suddenly raised its head and angrily spat at Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant. “Ptui~”

This time, Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant failed to avoid it.

The sea turtle spat too suddenly; moreover, all his attention was on Song Shuhang’s body, so they got him.

“F*ck, for how long are you planning to stand in front of me?!” The sea turtle stretched its neck, and said, “Scram to the side! Just looking at your face leaves me in a bad mood!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Little Snow: “…”

Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant: “…”

In the next moment, Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant roared, “You f*cker, when did I ever provoke you? You damn tortoise[1], you’re seeking death!”

From his point of view, this sea turtle was only an ordinary monster turtle that was at most at the Second or Third Stage. Did this monster turtle really think that he was afraid of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song?

The sea turtle mocked, “Idiot, go read a book or two first. A turtle and a tortoise are different. Tortoises mostly live on the ground, while sea turtles in the water. Your grandfather here is a turtle.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Previously, you told me that you were a ‘tortoise’ and not a hero, didn’t you? Didn’t you say yourself the sentence ‘tortoises really do think the same way’?

It seems that you only wanted to mock me, eh?

“I’m going to kill you and make you into turtle soup!” Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant rushed towards Senior Turtle.

Little Snow said, “Senior Tyrannical Song, he wants to kill your monster pet.”

“He isn’t my monster pet,” replied Song Shuhang. Go, go, go, kill this old turtle and make him into soup. I can even introduce Immortal Fairy Bie Xue to you!

Little Snow asked, “Huh?”

At this time, facing the fierce rush of Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant, the old sea turtle wasn’t afraid and rushed towards him without any hesitation.

“Bang, bang, bang, bang~”

The two parties clashed.

In the next moment…

Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant was beaten black and blue, and Senior Turtle’s forelegs forcefully slapped Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant’s face.

Demon Monarch was dumbfounded.

And in the next moment, he was passed out.

Then, the old sea turtle muttered, “Sigh, I have never seen such an annoying person. As soon as I saw him, I wanted to spit at him and beat him up.”

Song Shuhang replied, “Senior Turtle, it’s probably Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant’s uncanny ability. It is said that he was born with the ability to ‘provoke’ others.”

“Such a weird ability exists?” The sea turtle blinked.

Song Shuhang nodded, and said, “You should have also felt it just now, the fancy-robed cultivator did not know him at all, yet he just felt the urge to provoke him.”

The sea turtle murmured, “This guy… it wasn’t easy for him to live this long.”

Song Shuhang said, “Yeah, but then again, why were you affected by his ability? With your strength, you shouldn’t have been affected by something of this level.”

The sea turtle blinked, and said, “Perhaps it’s the aftermath of my master’s sealing my realm.”

For some reason, Song Shuhang felt that Senior Turtle just wanted to beat the other party up.

After beating up Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant, the sea turtle stretched its claws and searched Mad Tyrant’s body.

Soon, it found a bag of spiritual stones.

“Tsk, this guy only brought such a small amount of money when going out?” the sea turtle said, dissatisfied, but it kept the spiritual stones nonetheless.

Besides that, it also found several refining materials, but found them uninteresting and simply threw them over to Song Shuhang. “Little friend Song, you can have these.”

Song Shuhang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Thank you, Senior.”

“There are also these, they were my real goal this time. There’s the [Heavenly Master’s Law—Lightning Chapter], and the [Detailed Explanation On How To Set Up An Illusion Formation]. As their titles suggest, one has records on rather powerful lightning techniques, while the other one is on illusion formations, do you want them?” The sea turtle turned its head and looked at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up. “Yes, please.”

The sea turtle threw them over to Song Shuhang casually. “No need to thank me… I heard you chattering last night, saying that the number of magical techniques you’d grasped wasn’t enough. Just now, I happened to sense that this guy was carrying some magical techniques with him, and since you and this guy were enemies, I simply grabbed them for you. You don’t have to feel too touched.”

Heavens.

Could I have misunderstood Senior Turtle just now?

Song Shuhang was moved beyond tears.

The sea turtle kicked Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant aside, and said to Song Shuhang, “Alright, let’s go and buy that Buddha’s Hand Fruit.”

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Little Snow was utterly stunned when she heard Senior Tyrannical Song call the sea turtle ‘Senior Turtle’. She had ignored the turtle before… It wouldn’t bear a grudge against her, right?

Even Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant was instantly destroyed by ‘Senior Turtle’, so what would happen to her if the turtle got angry?

Little Snow felt uneasy, but still took Song Shuhang and Senior Turtle to the counter selling ‘Buddha’s Hand Fruit’.

“Benefactors, what do you need?” a white-robed monk asked with a smile.

Song Shuhang said, “Buddha’s Hand Fruits. Senior Turtle, how many do we need?”

The sea turtle replied, “Five will be enough.”

The white-robed monk’s smile remained unchanged as he took out five Buddha’s Hand Fruits and handed them to Song Shuhang. “Each Buddha’s Hand Fruit costs 5 Fifth Stage spiritual stones, so the total is 25 Fifth Stage spiritual stones.”

At the same time, he silently glanced at Song Shuhang—it was actually Profound Sage Tyrannical Song in the flesh! Today was really a lucky day. The first Sage in a thousand years was actually buying things from his stall; he would gain a lot of face from this.

“Eh?” Song Shuhang thought that each fruit would cost a single Fifth Stage spiritual stone.

Fortunately, he still had a few spirit stones left.

Song Shuhang took out two Sixth Stage spirit stones and five Fifth Stage spirit stones and gave them to the white-robed monk.

The white-robed monk excitedly took the spirit stones and brought out a small box. “Senior Tyrannical Song, in fact, we happen to have a deal right now. Those who purchase an amount worth a Sixth Stage spirit stone get a refined seaweed mask.”

Song Shuhang said, “Thanks.”

A buddhist sect selling a seaweed mask felt quite weird.

“Eh? Seaweed?” Senior Turtle licked the corner of his mouth. It liked seaweed the most, so it said to Song Shuhang. “Give it to me.”

“Senior, you want it?” Song Shuhang pictured Senior Turtle wearing a mask… That image was simply too spicy.

However, since Senior Turtle wanted it, he could only give it to him.

Song Shuhang gave this small box with the seaweed mask to Senior Turtle.

Senior Turtle stored it contentedly. He then glanced at the white-robed monk, and transmitted his voice to Song Shuhang. “This young monk is a good man, give him some guidance in my place. Just tell him that his ‘Dragon Palm Dantian’ currently seems to be full of true qi and a breakthrough is imminent. However, if he wants to go further on the path of cultivation, he will have to take it slow. He has to close up for one month and circulate his true qi throughout his entire body to achieve a perfect condition. As he has taken a natural treasure before, the foundations of his previous dantians are rather lacking, making them a hidden danger.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

A seaweed mask was actually exchanged for guidance from a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender—this white-robed monk really made a profit.

“Little monk, what’s your name?” Song Shuhang slightly urged his ‘Sage Seal’ to make himself appear more like a Profound Sage.

The white-robed monk excitedly said, “Replying to Senior Tyrannical Song, my name is Guo Xiaohai!”

Song Shuhang asked, “Eh? You don’t have a dharma name?”

The white-robed monk embarrassedly touched his bald head. “Senior Tyrannical Song, to be honest, I’m taking care of the Lustrous Eastern Buddhist Sect’s stall because I wanted to earn some spirit stones. I am actually a loose cultivator and my goal is to become the most overbearing spear cultivator!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

F*ck, that’s also a thing?

Song Shuhang calmly said, “Little friend Guo, I see that your ‘Dragon Palm Dantian’ is overflowing with true qi and a breakthrough is imminent.”

Guo Xiaohai nodded vigorously. “Yes, Senior.”

Song Shuhang asked, “Do you want to go further on the path of cultivation?”

Guo Xiaohai sat upright, and said, “I request guidance from Senior.” He knew that his opportunity had come.

Song Shuhang said, “You have taken a natural treasure before, thereby causing your previous dantians to have lacking foundations, leaving hidden dangers. What would be best for you to do next is to spend a month in secluded cultivation and temper the true qi in your body. This will greatly help you when you ascend to higher realms in the future.”

Guo Xiaohai said, “Senior, thank you for your guidance.”

“The path of cultivation is long. Little friend, I hope that you become a strong spear cultivator one day.” Song Shuhang smiled slightly, waved his hand, and turned to leave.

Guo Xiaohai felt greatly touched and took a deep breath—unfortunately, although he’d always wanted to be a top spear cultivator, he was only talented in sword cultivation, how depressing.

However, that was really some value he got for that mask just now!

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After leaving the market, the sea turtle said to Song Shuhang, “Now, send me to the Palace of Winter, I’ll borrow that place’s pill furnace. After at most one day, I will have made the Ice Soul Pill.”

Song Shuhang said, “Thank you, Senior Turtle.”

He was finally going to cure Li Yinzhu’s cold disease. With this, he would also be able to completely end his karmic ties with Daoist Priest Li Tiansu.

[1] Here, the word tortoise can also be read as ‘son of a bitch’ or ‘bastard’.