As A Cardinal, I Don't Do Overtime - Chapter 242

Chapter 242: Uncle Eight Legs

“Little brother, do you want to eat dirt?”

In Bobby’s arms, the little snake that was letting Bobby rub its belly was spitting out its tongue.

It was still unwilling to give up and wanted to know what Monn wanted to do with so much dirt.

Monn’s expression was awkward. How was he going to explain it to this little thing?

Was he going to tell the child that he was only acting on impulse for a moment?

And then, unintentionally, without realizing it, he had dug up so much dirt in front of him.

He absolutely believed if he said it like that.

Then Bobby would laugh so hard that he couldn’t stand up.

Moreover, it was very likely that his stomach would cramp from laughing.

Bobby was already laughing so hard that his body was cramping right now

Did this orc really think that Monn couldn’t see that Bobby was laughing at him just because he lowered his head?

Did he forget that the equality contract wasn’t just for show!

Did he forget that Monn was the one who truly used the equality contract!

Although it was an equal contract, the relationship between the two people who signed the contract was very close.

But between two people, there was always a relatively dominant position.

And this dominant person was the one who used the equal contract scroll.

And not the person who was passively bound to the equal contract.

Of course, few people knew about this problem.

Monn knew because he came from another world.

And he had a 9-to-5 clock system on him.

If it wasn’t for the 9-to-5 clock system, Meng En wouldn’t have known about it.

Some things had been circulating in this world for too long, and a lot of important information would disappear during the circulation.

Monn sighed. He didn’t know if this world originally existed something that could travel through time and space, and then return to its original world.

It was just that too much time had passed and it got forgotten.

In fact, he really wanted to return to his own world.

Even if in his own world, he was just a very ordinary person.

His status was not as noble as in this world, and his life was not as extravagant as it was now.

But at least in that peaceful world, he did not even need to sleep with alert.

He was afraid that he wouldn’t wake up and die in his sleep.

And he wouldn’t even know who took his head.

“I’m looking for a very magical type of soil. That soil has a lot of stickiness, and it can stick things together very firmly. After it dries, you can’t take it away.”

Meng en smiled, hiding the disappointment in his eyes.

In this world, although there were many special places, they were not expected or blessed.

But at least in Meng En’s eyes, all the cubs and children were little angels given by God.

They were simple, cute, kind, and did not have the filth and greed of adults.

“Then why does brother need that kind of soil that can’t be found? You can replace it with other similar things! Big Brother is so stupid. Uncle Eight Legged’s silk is very powerful. It can glue a lot of things together. No matter what it is, no matter how much it struggles, it won’t escape uncle Eight Legged’s silk.”

After listening to Monn’s explanation, the little snake seemed to be unable to understand the thoughts of this adult.

In the little snake’s world, the most sticky thing in the world was not uncle Eight Legged’s spider silk!

Uncle Eight Legged’s spider silk was the best and most powerful.

It could catch food, make nests, and even make clothes.

“Baby, but we don’t know your Uncle Eight Legged.”

Bobby held back his laughter until his eyes were about to burst into tears.

He could finally see that Monn’s ability to move was not his ability to fight, but his ability to make handicrafts.

He could only chat with this kind of little child.

Look at what the two of them were talking about.

One said he wanted to find clay.

The other said he wanted to use Uncle Eight Legged’s silk.

If he guessed correctly, the Uncle Eight Legged in this child’s mouth should be a very powerful big spider.

But in this little snake’s words, it was as if it was a very common thing.

“I can introduce you guys. The Uncle Eight Legged is very good-looking.”

The little snake thought for a moment and seriously promoted his eight-legged uncle.

“With a little scammer like you, your Uncle Eight Legged should be quite pitiful.”

Bobby tried hard to hold back his laughter.

This strange little thing was really cute.

“Uncle Eight Legged is on this tree.”

The little snake turned over and used the tip of its tail to point at the tree that Monn had wanted Bobby to cut down and build a house with. Bobby then thought that this tree had lived for so many years, so there must be many birds living on it, so he rejected Monn’s suggestion.

Because of this, the two of them even argued a little.

But the two of them did not expect that while the two of them would be thinking of tearing someone else’s house down there.

And that someone just happened to be so coincidentally at home.

Then, it didn’t seem so hard to imagine how did this little snake suddenly appear in front of the two of them.

It was most likely that the little snake was at the home of his Uncle Eight Legged at that time!

“Then, is your Uncle Eight Legged at home now?”

Monn suddenly had a bad feeling.

As he asked this question, Monn raised his head and looked at the top of the giant tree. He couldn’t see the crown of the tree clearly.

He wanted to try and find the Uncle Eight Legged’s house that the little snake was talking about.

“Yes! Weren’t you guys talking about it just now?”

The little snake looked at the two of them innocently.

The expressions of the two of them became particularly ugly.

If they still did not understand now, they would not only be idiots but also with intelligence problems.

“Don’t tell me you want to say that this whole tree is your uncle’s home?”

When Monn asked this question, he had already confirmed it in his heart.

Therefore, his body moved back almost entirely out of instinct, trying to use this method to distance himself as much as possible from the big tree.

“That’s right. Auntie Tree is Uncle Eight Leggged’s wife.”

The little snake continued to speak shockingly.

Monn’s mouth twitched, but he could not respond.

At this moment, all he could think about was a big spider marrying a big tree as his wife.

Then, every day, there were all kinds of scenes of adult actions with his wife that were not suitable for children to watch.

It was really breaking the rules of nature and science.

“Then why did you come out on your own without an adult by your side?”

Different from Monn’s focus.

Bobby was more concerned about whether this little child had run out on his own with his family having no idea at all.

The little snake flicked its tongue. This big dog was really one-track-minded.

He had already told them so, yet he was still foolishly holding onto this problem.

He was at his own doorstep!

What danger was there?

The real danger was for the two humans and dogs who wanted to settle down at their doorstep.

If it wasn’t for the fact that this dog was stupid, dumb, and kind, he would have let Uncle Eight Legged ate them already!