Agriculture Escape: Ultimate Boss Has A Space Pocket! - Chapter 86

86 My Wife Slapped My Face

It wasn’t the first time Chu Tianbao had suddenly approached her from behind and had been hit by her. Why was he still unable to learn his lesson?

Bai Wutong frowned and said, “Shall I get you some medicine to apply?”

Chu Tianbao suddenly whimpered. “Wife, you slapped my face—” The contrast between his resentful gaze and his dignified appearance was extremely cute.

Bai Wutong wanted to hold it in, but she could not help but smile.

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When Chu Tianbao saw the faint smile in Bai Wutong’s eyes, he felt even more aggrieved. He immediately pounced on her. “Wife, you slapped my face…” As if he did not want to live anymore.

After all, she had hit him. She could not be irresponsible.

Bai Wutong held his cheek and coaxed, “Tianbao, don’t cry. Shall I blow on it for you?”

Chu Tianbao’s tears welled up in his eyes. His expression was still so aggrieved, but he was afraid that Bai Wutong would go back on her word, so he immediately said, “Then blow on it.”

Bai Wutong leaned closer, her gaze landing on his well-defined facial features. She exhaled softly, and the warm wind was as gentle as Bai Wutong’s gaze.

Chu Tianbao narrowed his eyes and looked intoxicated.

Bai Wutong blew at his face until her gums were almost sore. Once she wanted to let go of his face and stop blowing, Chu Tianbao would whine miserably.

Bai Wutong felt that she was in the wrong, so she endured it.

However, Chu Tianbao went even further. He leaned his head against her thigh and brazenly raised his chin, begging Bai Wutong to blow faster.

Bai Wutong’s face darkened and she pinched Chu Tianbao twice. “Do I have to even massage you?”

Of course, Chu Tianbao felt that it was a good idea, but when he met the fierce gaze of Bai Wutong, he immediately changed his nodding to shaking his head.

Chu Tianbao had already grasped the essence of stopping when he was ahead.

When Bai Wutong lay down, Chu Tianbao took the opportunity to hug her and wrap her in his arms so that Bai Wutong could place her head on his chest.

They were no longer on the narrow couch of the carriage. Bai Wutong frowned and pushed. Chu Tianbao did not bulge.

Bai Wutong closed her eyes helplessly and heard Chu Tianbao’s expectant voice. “Wife, let’s have a child too!” After Auntie Yang found out that Stinky was not their biological child, she comforted Chu Tianbao and asked him to have a child with Bai Wutong.

After Chu Tianbao learned that if it was Bai Wutong and his child, no one could snatch it away, he especially wanted to have a child with Bai Wutong.

Moreover, Auntie Yang had said that having many children was a blessing. Chu Tianbao recalled many scenes of Stinky taking a dump. He felt a headache and rubbed against the petrified Bai Wutong. He emphasized, “Let’s just give birth to one Stinky.”

“…” Give birth my ass!

Bai Wutong sat up in his arms and grabbed his ear. “If you want to give birth, give birth to one yourself!”

Chu Tianbao hugged Bai Wutong’s waist with one hand and held his aching ear with the other. He said sweetly, “Tianbao can also give birth. Wife, tell Tianbao how to give birth.” He even looked like he wanted to give birth seriously.

“…”

Bai Wutong’s expression was indescribable. She wanted to tell him that men could not give birth and that only women could give birth, but she was afraid that he would not let go of the topic. The words rolled back and forth in her throat countless times. Then, she simply lay down and pulled the blanket over her head, pretending not to hear anything.

Chu Tianbao crawled under the blanket to bug her. “Shall we? Stinky is so cute. Don’t you want Stinky?”

“Wife, let’s give birth.”

Bai Wutong suppressed her emotions again and again but the frustration she had endured instantly reached its peak. She lifted the blanket and scolded Chu Tianbao.

“Sleep!”

Chu Tianbao lowered his head. “Wife, don’t you want to give birth to Stinky with me? Is it because you think I’m dumb?” The others secretly talked about something wrong with Chu Tianbao’s brain. How could he not hear it?

As he spoke, he curled up under the blanket, leaving Bai Wutong a gaze that he was secretly licking his own wounds.

It was as if Bai Wutong had really admitted that he was stupid if she did not want to give birth to Stinky.

Seeing his pitiful look, Bai Wutong knew that he could not bear to part with Stinky and was really sad. She sighed deeply and comforted him helplessly for the time being. “It’s not suitable on the road.”

Chu Tianbao suddenly looked up, his eyes filled with anticipation. “Can we do it when we get home?”

Bai Wutong was stunned and said perfunctorily, “Let’s talk about it later.”

Chu Tianbao immediately understood that Bai Wutong had agreed. When they reached home, they could give birth to their own Stinky. His gloominess was instantly swept away. He pulled Bai Wutong into his arms and rubbed against her excitedly, closing his eyes in satisfaction.

Bai Wutong fell on his chest and looked up at the smile on his face. Her heart ached.

She couldn’t bear to leave Stinky either.

However, how could they not be separated from other people’s children?

After Chu Tianbao received the “promise” from Bai Wutong, the next day, he was not as angry when he saw Sheng Huaixuan playing with Stinky with snacks.

After this night, other than Gu Zhongxun, who had stayed up late to brew the Life Spirit Pill for Qingfeng and the others, everyone was 100 times more energetic.

This place was only half a day away from Fengming City. Sheng Huaixuan had arrived here a long time ago.

Bai Wutong asked him about the situation in Fengming City and if they could successfully enter the Ling Kingdom through Fengming City.

If the risk was high, Bai Wutong planned to bring everyone up Fengming Mountain.

Sheng Huaixuan said, “The surroundings of Fengming City are extremely dangerous. Once the refugees get close, all their belongings will be looted by the Yan Kingdom’s soldiers and they would be driven to the common people’s wall.” At this point, Sheng Huaixuan’s eyes were filled with pity and anger.

“The common people’s wall?”

Everyone looked puzzled, but Bai Wutong thought of the wall of 10,000 people that had appeared in the modern history of China’s wartimes.

She immediately shivered.

Could it be that after Lord Ning Yuan reached the end of his rope, he inhumanly used the commoners as a meat wall to resist the enemy?

Bai Wutong hoped that she was wrong, but Sheng Huaixuan confirmed her guess.

“The 100,000 soldiers in the city had no food to eat, so Lord Ning Yuan allowed the soldiers to rob the refugees of their remaining food. He even let the refugees guard the forbidden line to serve the country!”

The refugees who could not even eat their fill were dragged onto the battlefield without any rations. It was obvious that they were just human shields waiting to die!

Sheng Huaixuan sighed and said, “When the Ling Kingdom revolted, they used the slogan of enforcing justice on behalf of the heavens. They naturally couldn’t do anything evil like killing the people and forcefully attacking the city which would lose the support of the people. That’s why Lord Ning Yuan has been able to last until now.” He sighed sadly and said, “If it weren’t for the sudden death of the Ling Kingdom’s commander, I’m afraid Fengming City would have been breached long ago.”

Bai Wutong frowned. “Why didn’t the people choose to circle into Ling Kingdom’s territory from other places?” Bai Wutong planned to lead everyone over the mountain.

Sheng Huaixuan looked at the majestic Fengming Mountain Range in the sky and shook his head. “It’s easier said than done. The snow on Fengming Mountain doesn’t melt all year round, and the terrain is steep. It’s naturally not suitable for soldiers to wait at the foot of the mountain.”

Bai Wutong thought for a moment. “How long can Fengming City last?”