Agriculture Escape: Ultimate Boss Has A Space Pocket! - Chapter 54

54 Uncouth Words

“Cousin! Cousin, where are you?!”

A young man in a white and blue satin robe with red lips and white teeth kept shouting with a torch.

Cui Lingyi heard his cousin’s voice and suddenly woke up from her dream. She sat up at the same time as Granny Wang and saw the flames floating in the darkness approaching them.

Meanwhile, Bai Wutong and the others raised their cold weapons.

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Cui Muzhi had good eyesight and saw Cui Lingyi and Granny Wang from dozens of meters away.

He jumped up excitedly and shouted, “Cousin, I finally found you.”

When the tall man beside him saw the person holding a weapon in the darkness, he immediately grabbed his arm.

Cui Muzhi turned in confusion. “Blue Woodhead, why are you holding me back?”

Lan Jingbai said in a low voice, “It’s dangerous.”

The killing intent on Qingfeng was even stronger than any vicious bandits they had seen on the way. She was definitely not an ordinary person.

Cui Muzhi’s eyes widened. “So what do we do?”

Lan Jingbai said, “Let’s see how Miss responds.”

Cui Muzhi nodded and immediately shouted, “Cousin, how are you? Say something?”

Lan Jingbai was speechless.

When Cui Lingyi heard her cousin’s shout, she immediately stood up and said to Bai Wutong, “Madam Bai, my brother has brought people to look for me. He has no ill intentions towards you.”

Bai Wutong nodded, and everyone put down their weapons.

Cui Lingyi heaved a sigh of relief and thanked Bai Wutong with Granny Wang. “Thank you, Madam Bai.”

As soon as she finished speaking, Cui Muzhi saw Qingfeng and the others put down their weapons. He rushed over like a whirlwind and looked at Cui Lingyi, asking in surprise, “Cousin, are you alright? You almost scared me to death today!”

Cui Lingyi hit him on the head. “Something almost happened. Why are you so slow?” Then she introduced him. “They saved me and Granny.”

Cui Muzhi rubbed his head and apologized carefully, “After we dealt with the bandits, we came to look for cousin immediately. My good cousin, don’t be angry.”

Cui Lingyi smirked and snorted. “How rude.”

Cui Muzhi immediately restrained his lively smile and cupped his hands respectfully at Bai Wutong. “Thank you, benefactors, for saving my cousin. Cui Muzhi is extremely grateful. If you need the help of our Cui family in Qinghe, we will definitely do our best.”

He did not know Qingfeng. Bai Wutong raised her eyebrows in surprise and said politely, “Young Master, there’s no need to be so polite. You should protect your sister well.”

It was such a big group of people, yet they had lost two women.

Cui Muzhi replied in a tone that was different from his look, “Thank you for your warning, Madam. Cui Muzhi will definitely remember it.”

The young master was quite cute when he pretended to be mature. Bai Wutong could not help but take a few more glances.

Chu Tianbao was instantly unhappy. What was so good about a brat? He didn’t even have a beard that his wife liked.

Chu Tianbao tugged at Bai Wutong’s hand and said gloomily, “Wife, my stomach hurts.”

Chu Tianbao suddenly spoke, and everyone turned to look at him.

Their gazes were as if he was a strange object and that displeased Bai Wutong. She squeezed Chu Tianbao’s hand comfortingly and said to Cui Lingyi, “Be careful on the road.”

Cui Lingyi was surprised that Chu Tianbao’s maturity was different from ordinary people. She looked at Bai Wutong and suddenly understood why Bai Wutong was still a virgin even though she was already married.

She took off the jade hairpin on her head and smiled brightly. “This is for Madam. If there’s a chance, I still want to meet you again to watch the stars together.”

Cui Lingyi’s actions were open and direct. Although she was a woman, she had the aura of a female general.

Bai Wutong removed a rubber band from her hand and handed it over. She said outrightly, “Okay.”

Lin Yue’s lips twitched. At least a decent headband was better than a rubber band!

He had also secretly decided that when he saw his master, he would suggest that his master build a few houses of gold and silver jewelry for Bai Wutong as a thank-you gift.

After Cui Lingyi and the others left, Bai Wutong placed the jade hairpin in her chest pocket and held Chu Tianbao’s hand to the corner. She frowned and asked, “Does your stomach still hurt?”

“Yes.” Chu Tianbao glanced guiltily at Bai Wutong.

Bai Wutong knew him too well. When she heard him speak, she could tell that he was pretending. Then, she smiled playfully. “Then I’ll prescribe you some medicine. Tianbao will definitely not be in pain after taking it.”

Chu Tianbao suddenly widened his eyes and hurriedly said in a panic, “Tianbao doesn’t need medicine. If you rub his stomach, it won’t hurt anymore.”

Previously, when Stinky’s stomach was bloated and uncomfortable, Bai Wutong kept rubbing his stomach until he farted in comfort. Chu Tianbao had remembered it until that day.

He was getting bolder and bolder. He had even learned to lie.

“Shall I rub it for you?” The corners of Bai Wutong’s mouth suddenly curled up. The evening star was like her eyes, killing and setting fire.

Chu Tianbao was dumbfounded.

“You don’t want to?”

Chu Tianbao felt that it was a voice from the sky. When he came back to his senses and felt that he was about to float, he hurriedly nodded. “Yes, yes…”

The smile in Bai Wutong’s eyes deepened. “Okay.” She reached out and gently touched Chu Tianbao’s clothes.

The unusual touch made Chu Tianbao so excited that the top of his head was about to open.

In the next second, Bai Wutong made her move.

She accurately pinched one of his eight-pack abs and twisted it ruthlessly without letting go.

Chu Tianbao was not prepared at all and suffered such great pain. His face twisted in pain as he cried, “Wife, let go, let go!”

It was too painful. His wife was going to become a tigress.

Bai Wutong had to give him a deep lesson that day. She grabbed his muscles that were not easy to twist and said, “Does your stomach still hurt?”

Chu Tianbao nodded quickly. “It hurts.”

It had been fake a moment ago, but now it was real.

Chu Tianbao’s teary eyes did not soften Bai Wutong’s heart. She pinched him again and warned sternly, “If you dare to lie again, I’ll make you suffer a thousand times more!”

Chu Tianbao’s tears immediately flowed out. Tears streamed down his face as he cried pitifully, “Wife~ Tianbao really hurts.” He felt like his skin was about to removed.

Bai Wutong was shocked by his tears. Did he have to go so far when she only pinched him twice?

She let go and Chu Tianbao squatted on the ground. He held his stomach and whimpered, as if he had suffered some inhumane torture.

Bai Wutong even wondered if she had really gone overboard just now.

But she definitely could not spoil him!

Bai Wutong squatted down and lectured him. “Who asked you to lie? Let’s see if you dare to do it again in the future.”

Chu Tianbao felt wronged. He lowered his eyes sadly and said angrily, “My wife doesn’t like Tianbao at all.”

“…”

“My wife only likes Stinky. She only rubs Stinky’s stomach. Boohoo…” Chu Tianbao started whining again.

“…”

He was not a few month old baby!

Bai Wutong’s eyebrows twitched as she said helplessly to him, “Then you can’t lie!”

“Tianbao didn’t lie. If my wife doesn’t massage Tianbao’s stomach, it will hurt! My chest will hurt too!”

What kind of uncouth words were that…

Was his brain structure really not occupied by anything strange?

Bai Wutong’s face suddenly turned into a cooked prawn. She opened his mouth and wanted to say something. From the corner of her eye, she saw that there were people around.

All of them stared at them in amazement.