After Hibernating for 10,000 Years, I Was Exposed on Television - Chapter 39
Chapter 39: I’ll Row the Boat
Kaki put down the phone and said, “We have to hurry. Mr. Buffy will arrive at the village in three hours.”
“It’s okay, it’s okay. If he comes, let him wait,” said Lynn.
The crowd was speechless. He actually wanted to let Mr. Buffy wait.
Only a monster like Lynn, who had lived for hundreds of years, could say that.
However, the netizens were laughing their heads off.
“Hahaha, what big words, asking Mr. Buffy to wait? Do you think Mr. Buffy will come back?”
“He will come, he will come, but I think he is looking for someone to play Mr. Buffy.”
“If they look exactly the same, don’t be surprised, because the current 3D technology is enough to make it look real.”
“Then have you ever thought what if it’s real?”
Suddenly, a dazzling red comment flashed across the screen of the live broadcast room again.
“Really? So what if it’s real? But I swear here, I’ll take a screenshot as a memento. If it’s real, I’ll eat sh*t in public.”
“I’ll strip.”
“I’ll run five kilometers for everyone.”
“Although the performances are a little unsightly, I feel like I’m going to be watching them.”
The comment in red popped up again.
Many people were curious as to who the person was.
They immediately opened his social media account, but it was set to private.
“Hahaha, I guessed you must be someone from the program team.”
“Messing around in the live broadcast room and confusing us.”
Sweets said, “You guys are just a bunch of trolls. You think it’s fake even though you didn’t see it with your own eyes.”
“Sweets, did you see it with your own eyes?”
“Of course I saw it with my own eyes.”
“Then send it to us to see.”
Sweets fell silent.
She no longer cared about the discussions in the broadcast room.
Lynn led the group of people up the mountain. There was no danger. They went straight to the other end of the mountain.
Kaki smiled and said, “Your vehicles are parked on the river.”
Everyone was stunned.
Megan said, “Are we going to row?”
Kaki nodded and said, “Yes.”
“Row by ourselves?”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
This show really wanted to trick people all the time.
“Do you have a lot of luggage?” asked Lynn. He was puzzled.
“No, just a lot of souvenirs,” replied Master Bei.
“Let’s go. Maybe we can exchange it for some supplies.”
Lynn’s words made everyone laugh.
They soon arrived at the river. However, they were all stunned.
“Where’s the boat?” asked Jaime curiously.
“Isn’t it there?”
Kaki pointed to a small boat not far away.
They looked at the old boat and were dumbstruck.
The nails on the boat had rusted. More importantly, the boat was too small. If they went on it, would it not capsize? And they still needed to get their luggage.
Although Jaime and Little Rob were not fat, they were heavyweights.
All the fans in the broadcast room were dumbfounded.
“Do you guys think this boat is in 3D?”
“Who knows? I can’t believe my eyes right now.”
“It’s very simple. If you see a few people get on the boat and it has no problem moving then the boat is obviously fake.”
“However, just to be clear, Director Kaki is indeed an international director. I can’t tell if it’s fake at all.”
“What if it’s real? Then isn’t the program team being too stingy?”
“This damn program is really a scam. Let’s watch something real, okay?”
…
At the river, even Lynn could not stand to watch the scene any longer.
It was really difficult to carry a few people on such a broken boat.
It would be even harder if they still had to row the boat. It would not be easy for them to row to the center of the river. Plus, they might even sink.
Helpless.
Lynn shook his head. He was still dozens of meters away from the boat when he suddenly soared into the sky.
The earth seemed to have lost its gravity.
He jumped onto the boat steadily and all of this was perfectly captured by the camera.
Everyone present was stunned.
The live broadcast room once again exploded with comments.
“???”
“Holy shi*t!”
“Damn it! What did I just see?”
“A hundred-year-old man suddenly flew into the air?”
“He can fly?”
“Does a sci-fi film have to be so dramatic?”
“Isn’t this too fake?”
“Director Kaki, are you lying to us?”
“By acting like this in a variety show, you’re lying to us. You’re an idiot. Can a person even jump that far?”
As for Jaime, Kaki, and the others, they were all astounded.
There was no special effect.
This was completely real.
Lynn’s jump almost scared them to death.
The world champion long jump was only a dozen meters away. However, from here to the ship, it was at least 60 to 70 meters away.
They only felt their vision blur and in the next moment, Lynn had appeared on the ship.
Jaime and the others quickly ran to the side of the boat.
Jaime could not help but ask, “Ancestor, how did you do that?”
He was abnormally excited. He did not need to jump so far but he would be satisfied if he could jump just tens of meters. When he returned to the stadium, he would definitely be awarded the title of ‘Flying Man’.
“Just a casual jump would do. What’s the big deal? Let’s take this boat to the other side, right? Come on up,” said Lynn.
“Phew! Why do I want to hit someone so badly? He’s bragging. Just a casual jump would do?”
“Hahaha, this isn’t a variety show. This is a sci-fi movie. Don’t you know that? Even if you jump a few hundred meters, it’s normal for you to look like you’re flying.”
“But in other words, Little Rob, didn’t you transform into Superman last night? You should be able to do something like that, right?”
There was a strange look in Little Rob’s eyes.
“Why do I feel that there’s nothing strange about it?”
The few of them boarded the boat. However, Jaime did something stupid.
After rowing for a long time, he realized that he was not moving at all.
It made everyone laugh out loud.
The boat swayed left and right and almost capsized.
Lynn frowned and said, “You doll, your sense of balance is really bad. Just a few people on the boat, and you are struggling already and you still want to play basketball?”
Jaime looked wronged and said, “I’m not good at playing basketball either. They insist that I have talent.”
“Hahaha, Jaime is making fun of himself.”
The netizens were discussing animatedly. No matter what, Jaime was the king of basketball. There was no doubt about it.
Jaime wanted to retort in a low voice.
Suddenly, he saw a small boat in the middle of the river. There were many people on it. Only the old man was rowing.
Although the boat was not moving fast, it was moving forward in an orderly manner. He immediately shut his mouth.
The other people on the boat also saw it. All of them fell silent. They were all well-fed. They had never done such a thing before.
A boat was not something one could balance using strength. Even if one had strength, it does not mean that it will move.
Lynn could not take it anymore and said to Jaime, “Give me your paddle.”
