After Hibernating for 10,000 Years, I Was Exposed on Television - Chapter 36
Chapter 36: Rebirth Performance
Little Rob’s sudden scream gave everyone a shock.
All the fans who were watching him were stunned.
What was he doing? He was fat and panting.
“Hahahaha, I can’t take it anymore. Is this show a joke?”
“Why don’t you transform into Wolverine or have you changed your character?”
“Superman, Little Rob, is it time for you to take your medicine? Oh wait, did you just take your medicine?”
“You’ve just become Superman. Let me see if you can fly!”
“Do you think he can’t fly? We don’t even know if we’re watching a live broadcast. Maybe it’s a sci-fi film that has been edited after the post-production…”
“That old man, does he pay you 200 dollars a day? Director Kaki, how much are you paying? You’re acting so hard.”
“What are you guys talking about? If it wasn’t live, how would he be able to interact with us?”
“The comment above me, you don’t understand, right? Do you know what kind of films Kaki directs?”
“That’s a sci-fi film. With all three sensors on his body, even an adult man can turn into Garfield!”
“You’re really stupid.”
Little Rob was getting a little angry. He said to the camera, “You guys don’t believe me, right? Jaime, come here.”
Jaime was a little confused.
Little Rob said, “Let’s arm wrestle.”
Jaime was stunned.
Arm wrestle?
Little Rob was a movie star, not an athlete. Plus, he was over 50 years old.
Although he looked a little strong, his physical endurance and strength were not that good.
Jaime could not be compared to him in terms of height. The most surprising thing was that their arms were two or three times apart.
They were on completely different levels.
“Little Rob, you’re Superman now. I won’t compete with you,” said Jaime.
“Hahaha, see? Jaime gave you an excuse to get off the horse. This must be arranged, right. Are you telling us that Jaime doesn’t dare to argue with you?”
Little Rob was so angry that his head was smoking.
At that moment, the camera was showing a close-up of him.
Suddenly, his face flushed red, and the veins on his forehead bulged.
Kaki realized that something was wrong and said, “Little Rob, what’s wrong?”
Everyone looked at Little Rob with concern.
Lynn said calmly, “He may be going through a complete transformation.”
Everyone was shocked.
Complete transformation…?
The netizens could not take it anymore.
“This program is too ridiculous. He’s going through a complete transformation? Isn’t that the immortal cultivation plot in eastern Xianxia novels? Why is he on a variety show?”
“Come, come, let us take a look.”
The netizens felt that it was nonsense.
However, the program team members knew what was going on.
They heard the sounds of beans being fried coming from the joints of Little Rob’s body.
It was as if all the bones in his body had been broken in an instant.
The program team was shocked beyond words.
However, the live broadcast room continued to ridicule him.
“F*ck, now I really believe that this is some kind of special effect. How is this possible? Unless all the bones in Little Rob’s body are really broken, only then would he be able to make such a sound.”
At that moment, the veins on Little Rob’s forehead were bulging, and his eyes were blood red.
The muscles all over his body were taut. His face looked ferocious but he could not speak.
“Stop spouting nonsense. Look, Little Rob is indeed an award-winning actor. Just his acting skills alone are enough to kill 800 fresh meat on the streets.”
“Mmm, his acting is really good. It’s even better than Nicholas Cage who turned into a flaming skeleton. But this is a variety show, it doesn’t seem good to deceive the audience like this.”
“Creak, creak!”
At that moment, the white clothes on Little Rob’s body slowly tore apart, revealing the muscles on his chest.
“F*ck, this special effect, there’s no one else. As expected of Director Kaki’s work, huh? Look at the blood vessels on Little Rob’s skin, there seems to be a small dragon swimming around.”
“Amazing, amazing. Stop spraying. Even if it’s science fiction, I still like to watch this kind of thing. It’s really good.”
“We don’t want to spray either, but Director Kaki won’t admit it.”
“Admit what? If he admits it, will you still wake up in the middle of the night to watch the program?”
“Stop f*cking spouting. It’s a sci-fi movie, not a ghost movie. Why are all of you staying up all night?”
“I reckon that no matter how big Little Rob’s body grows, his pants will stay on. Do you believe it or not, he’s just like the Hulk.”
Time passed by slowly.
Little Rob roared loudly.
His voice was like a bolt of lightning, causing the ears of everyone present to buzz.
They were all shocked to the core. They could not even use words to express their shock.
The effects of the Augustus Cactus had already been clearly explained to them. It could strengthen a person’s muscles and bones, and it could also make a man grow taller.
What was even more exaggerated was that it could make a man become more powerful. It could also make all the women scream.
Everyone was stunned by his sudden roar.
Even the glass in the room had been shattered.
All the netizens were even more convinced that it was just a special effect.
However, the people at the scene could see everything clearly. They knew that it had nothing to do with special effects.
In the end, Little Rob gasped for breath.
His entire body was wrapped up in a black shell. Suddenly, the black shell fell to the ground.
Instantly, the entire room was filled with a foul smell.
Little Rob walked in front of Lynn and asked, “Ancestor, where can I take a bath?”
Lynn pointed to the door and said, “Ask Xiao Nuo to take you there.”
After saying that, Little Rob rushed out of the room and disappeared from everyone’s sight.
“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Look, there’s really only a pair of underwear left in the end.”
“Sigh, it’s a good thing that the technological trick was exposed by us. Otherwise, we would really think that there were such amazing people in the world.”
“Yeah, when that old man said that he could do magic, I knew that there was a problem.”
“That last part was more like science fiction. How could a human do it?”
The netizens all felt that they had been deceived. Kaki was also prepared to delete the last episode.
However, what he did not expect was that although there were a lot of people scolding him on the Internet, there were very few people who actually left the live broadcast room.
He did not know what those people were insisting on.
They had finished watching what they needed to watch. There were also no problems with Little Rob’s rebirth earlier.
Lynn felt a little sleepy, so he stretched his body.
He felt that it was time for him to go back to sleep.
“You guys go to bed early. It’s not good for your health if you sleep too late,” said Lynn.
The program team, led by Kaki, bowed to Lynn collectively.
Lynn did not stop them.
“Hahaha, he looks so weird. I guess he’s getting his pay today.”
“I guess so too. But, Director Kaki, Lynn seemed to be unscrupulous. His performance was too good. I actually believed him.”
“Yeah, I wonder if you can give me 200 dollars too.”
“200 dollars? I might as well move bricks. I move bricks for 300 dollars a day.”
“Although I don’t know who the actor is, the person who plays Lynn seems to be very old. He would not be able to move bricks at a construction site.”
