Ace of the Dragon Division - Chapter 336
Chapter 336: The Daily Life of a Swaglord
After leaving the hospital, Bei Shan stared at Xu Cheng in the driver’s seat with deep resentment and said, “Didn’t you say you can swipe your face like a credit card in Shangcheng? Why did I still have to pay? Junior Brother, this isn’t very honest of you, don’t you know?”
Xu Cheng started Bei Shan’s sedan, which was a low-configuration Passat.
He snorted, “You are the sky king of the Dragon Division, and you were making fun of me. Why do you also drive a s–t box?”
Bei Shan: “Obviously, I drive it because I have no money. You are facking loaded, so why are you driving a Santana? It was made in 2000 too! If I was a traffic police officer, I would ticket you every day!”
Xu Cheng: “But my annual inspection and emission rate are all up to standard though.”
Bei Shan was worried about his car. “Drive carefully, don’t scratch it!”
Xu Cheng: “Where are we going? Your home or my home?”
Bei Shan: “Can we even go to your home anymore? I realize that when I’m with you, before I get screwed by the enemy, I have to worry about getting killed by my own guy. Now, I’m a bit scared of your feet. Be careful when you are stepping on the gas or brakes. Although my car’s not expensive, it’s still worth 180 thousand yuan.”
As Xu Cheng drove off, he saw from the rearview mirror that there seemed to be a car tailing them.
He bitterly smiled. “Looks like I’m not safe no matter where I go now. Senior Brother, sit tight.”
“My foot’s already like this, how much tighter do you want me to sit?” Bei Shan said, getting a bad feeling about what was about to happen. His assassin instinct made him look around, and he immediately saw a car close behind them, fast approaching. Bei Shan instinctively swore, “Fack my life.”
Xu Cheng stomped on the gas, and the BMW behind him followed right after.
Seeing that the green light in the distance was about to end in 8 seconds, he calculated that if this car had good 0-100 km/h acceleration, he could pass it just in time and leave the BMW behind.
“Senior Brother, what’s your car’s 0 to 100 time?”
Bei Shan: “I already told you it’s a piece of crap, do you still expect a 0-100 in 6 seconds or something? What are you planning to do?”
The bad feeling in his heart intensified, seeing that the road was full of cars.
Xu Cheng stomped the gas pedal to the limit.
The car immediately shot off without any warning. Driving the car through the dense traffic, Xu Cheng was like an expert in Tetris, navigating through all the pieces as everything was accurately calculated in his brain. The car swirled left and right, swiftly slipping through the cars of different lanes and passing other cars through the minimal gap needed. It was a piece of cake for Xu Cheng to execute such incredible moves, yet it was terrifying for Bei Shan to watch from the passenger seat. Every time he felt that they were going to run into the butt of the car in front of them, Xu Cheng could always swiftly swirl away, and just as Bei Shan was able to catch a breath, he would be terrified seeing the car running into another car but get steered out of the way again last minute.
For Bei Shan, it was really even more exciting than riding roller coasters. He couldn’t even finish one breath in peace, as if his heart was lifted into the air the whole time.
“Xu Cheng, I’m the sky king of the generation for the Dragon Division, I rather fight those guys behind us to death than sit in this car with you and die from a heart attack! Facking slow down a bit!” Bei Shan began throwing a tantrum, and just then, he saw the green light ending and turning into yellow light. But, they were still about 30 meters away from the intersection. He suddenly realized what Xu Cheng was about to do.
His eyes widened as he shouted, “Holy fack, are you going to run through it?”
Xu Cheng changed lanes once again, and when it was just less than a second before the lights changed and the cars from two sides were about to start driving across, they just saw with widened eyes a Passat sped right across. Moreover, the Passat was already smoking from the engine, leaving a trail as it disappeared into the distance.
Right as the Passat drove across the intersection, the yellow light turned into green, and the BMW behind them was stopped by the flow of traffic from two directions. It had no choice but to stop and wait for the red light.
Meanwhile, Bei Shan was shouting, “Yooooo, why’s there white smoke coming out? You broke my car!”
Just as he shouted, with a bam, the car window shattered from a bullet.
Bei Shan’s heart was shattering. “MY CAR!”
Xu Cheng shouted, “I will buy you a new one!”
Bei Shan: “I was waiting for that.”
Then, he took out a box from his seat and pulled out a sniper rifle.
“As the king of assassinations, weapons like this gotta be by my side at all times,” Bei Shan said as he turned around and shot at the wheel of another van following them, forcing it to stop.
Xu Cheng directly began shouting, “Why the fack are you always hiding something?”
Bei Shan: “I told you, I don’t want to get involved in this mess with you.”
Xu Cheng: Actually, it’s already too late. Your profile right now is probably already on the Ryong Family’s table. You are on the same boat as me now.”
Bei Shan began swearing too, “I facking hate you! I took out two guards for you and ended up getting hospitalized by you, yet I had to pay the bills myself! Now, my beloved car’s almost at the end of its life, and I’m also on the hit list of those people too. I noticed that you are really just bad luck! Why couldn’t you get assigned to another group? Why did you have to come to the Diamond suit!”
Xu Cheng: “You think I wanted to?”
“Careful!” Bei Shan pointed at the front as he just saw a van charging straight at them head on!
“Hold on!”
Xu Cheng immediately spun the steering wheel to one side to the max, just enough to dodge the oncoming van. However, due to the speed and momentum, the car immediately lost balance and began tipping to one side. As the car was about to hit the oncoming traffic on the other lane, Xu Cheng gritted his teeth as he opened the door and put his foot on the ground. With his shoe and the friction, he finally helped the car decelerate and avoid flipping over.
The car that was about to hit them was a sports car, and the one driving it was coincidently the rebellious high-schooler Lin Dong that had always wanted to become Xu Cheng’s disciple. Just now, he watched everything clearly with his eyes wide open.
“Master!” Lin Dong called in surprised. He hadn’t seen Xu Cheng in awhile, and never would he have imagined that he would be meeting him again at a scene like this.
Xu Cheng just glanced at Lin Dong, then he stepped on the gas again and ran straight into an alley.
Then, two vans went in right after, and there were also people shooting from those vans!
Lin Dong just dumbfoundedly watched the disappearing image of Xu Cheng’s car, and his girlfriend was startled by the scene as well and she asked curiously, “That’s the person you told me that you wanted to become the student of?”
Lin Dong nodded, and his face was full of admiration and passion. “See that? He’s just dripping swag 24/7, even his daily life is so epic.”